Channel: Mythical Kitchen
YouTube Video ID: eZTMKpabA5E
Episode Post Date: January 6, 2026
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My friend Britney has never had wiener schnitle and that ends today. [music] [music] We all got to eat and we all remember our first time. Please welcome to the show Britney Broki. >> Uber for Britney. >> Yeah, that's me. Uh, five stars or I'm dropping you off on the side of the road. Hi, welcome to my Nissan. >> And a Nissan it is. [laughter] Wow, a preset Red Bull. >> Yeah, you're welcome. You're welcome. Uh, do you think my hands are small for a man my size? >> This is so What the These are blue collar hands. >> Thank the calluses. The one on the left gets spikier sometimes. >> You know, my hands are bigger than yours. >> Are they? >> Yeah. And I have nails. >> Oh, dude. >> What sports did you play? >> Uh, we [laughter] >> Did you know that I once held [music] the record for speedrunning one Crash Bandicoot three level? No, I didn't know that, Josh. But it doesn't shock me. >> Well, now you know that. >> And the girl from Crush Bandicoot. Batty. >> Batty. Absolutely. Bdie. People don't want to say it. Um, >> you guys are scared to say it. >> You guys are scared to say it. We'll say what people want. >> Exactly. [music] You mind cranking that AC for us? >> Oh, yeah. I was thinking about that. Uh, it's, >> guys, I'm turning the car on. What were we talking about? >> We're talking about uh you you were trying to say that Guitar Hero is not a sport, and I beg to differ. >> Do you think that's the sport that you were best at was Guitar Hero? Yeah, 100%. >> Was you selling maps by the IAS? >> No, I was really big on Phoenix. They had that 1901 by Phoenix, a Misery Business by Paramore. But you know something about me? Caucasian. I had Beatles Rock Band. >> Oh, that is almost the most Caucasian thing you can own. What's more Caucasian than Beatles Rock Band? >> Aerosmith Rock Band. [laughter] >> They made a whole one of those. >> They made Aerosmith Guitar Hero. Yeah. >> How much money did the Guitar Hero and Rock Band franchise milk out of you? >> Who knows at this point? But I'm in the red. >> And you're out here making it back. >> I am. I I literally to this day I bought a Wii um on eBay and I found Beatles Rockman. And I found the Paul McCartney bass guitar that you could buy. Bought it. All of it was like $150. To this day, I play it. I'm an expert. Do you think that one day you'll sell out as hard as Paul McCartney did when you signed off on The Guitar Hero? >> I hope. >> What is the most sellout move that you could make like right in the next 6 months? What's the biggest sellout move you could make? And you know what would be so funny at this point? Uh, NFTT. [laughter] >> Guys, it's coming back. I swear. >> You guys heard about this >> I think it's time we pop our Vener Stencil cherries. >> I Let's do it. >> You've had it before, right? >> I've had it before. Not since I was a kid. So, what used to happen is they would send out here. Take No, we got to start with the classic. Okay. >> Take whatever's in this. We got a bunch of different items. They used to send out coupons. I don't know if your parents were like a couponing family. >> Uh, we were a Costco family. No. >> So, it's a different kind of hoarding bar. >> Different types of hoarding hot dogs. Costco versus Wiener Schnitle. >> Okay. Can I say something? Go ahead. >> I didn't know it was hot dogs. >> It has wiener in the name. >> Yeah, but I thought it was like, you know, like a breaded fried >> schnitle. >> No, I know what you mean. So, like like wiener schnitle literally is a type of schnitle, but no, no, no. They just use the term wiener to describe hot dogs. You had no idea you were coming into my car to eat a bunch of hot dogs today. >> So, when you said we were going to have diarrhea, I didn't know. I thought that you were being funny. That is guys, this is why I've avoided it. Are you out of your mind? I almost wore you. Hot dog allergy. You got a hot dog allergy? Oh, you too good for a hot dog now? So, this is their original. Not just hot dogs, the chili cheese dogs are what they're known for. So, this everyone's been asking my skincare routine. I just ruber [laughter] stencil chili all over my face and neck. And then I let the raccoons flick it off. >> Get ready with me to [laughter] ruin my life. >> This is it. >> Get ready with me for MY DIVORCE HEARING. [laughter] OH MAN, I JUST SETTLE OUT of court if I'm being honest. Take the kids. >> Take the kids. I don't want them. >> Um, you want any mustard for your wiener? >> Okay, you're the like food connoisseur here. What What do you put on this? >> You're right. I should I should be sort of like driving you. I'm going to put a little bit of mustard. I think the acidity cuts through the fat. You're going to want some of that mustard preum to come out, but like just the water. >> Yeah, just that oil. [laughter] >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, it's going to cut through some of that fat with the acidity of the mustard. And I would eat these all the time when I was a kid because they had three for $3 coupons where you could get No, check this out. This is a meal for average 9-year-old Josh. It was a chili cheese dog, a chili cheeseburger, and chili cheese fries for $3. And that would just be a nutritious lunch. I'd go play a basketball game. [laughter] >> That was like was that meme that went around that was like me after slamming chocolate milk and freeze-dried pizza for lunch and then running a mile? Yeah, >> that literally that's you with this but worse. >> Do you want to run a mile after this? >> Yeah, we we could race. >> We're doing it. We're [laughter] doing it. We're done. I got a skateboard in the trunk. I'm ready to go. I'm ready to do any activity. >> Okay. You know, and I almost wore a white dress. >> Glad I didn't getting married. [laughter] >> You just stayed pure for wiener snitle. >> Letting my innocent show. My my roach [laughter] night gown. >> All right. All right. >> Cheers for real. >> Hey, cheers for real. Yeah, obviously it's good. That's >> awesome. [laughter] >> That's really awesome. >> This is one of the best things I've ever eaten in my life. This is a really well-made chili cheese dog. >> Let me tell you something about this cheese. >> What? >> Bad. >> Rubbery. >> Mhm. >> Okay. Can you pick out what they flavor season the chili with? >> Mhm. >> What is it? >> Hold on. [snorts] Toasted cumin. Oh, a little bit of cinnamon. That's interesting. >> Poop juice. >> Oh, the cheapest poop juice that you [laughter] can buy. This is Cisco poop juice. So, what happens? Let me tell you about restaurants. So, I'm a chef, right? So, restaurants, they want to say they're farm to table and they get all their poop juice made artisally, juice, artisanally, if you will. >> Um, but no, most poop juice is just coming from a Cisco truck. >> You know what I mean? Oh, and then McCormick chili powder. That's interesting. >> Oh, wow. McCormick, thank you for your service to the American populace. >> Truly. Truly. What was the first girls trip that you took? And did that make you fall in love with girls trips? Oh, >> first girls trip. Would it shock you to know I was a Girl Scout? >> Why'd you laugh? That felt rude. >> Because it's so very obvious that you [laughter] were. >> I would have thought you played volleyball, too. Not just Guitar Hero. >> I played volleyball. God damn it. Of course you did. >> I played a lot of sports, but I was C team for every single one of them. >> Again, a thing I could have told you about you. >> Thank you. I was C team. I was No, I take it. I was running the mile last 15-minute mile. I was always with like the pregnant girls in middle school. >> There was also pregnant girls. >> There was pregnant girls >> and they were only in their PE clothes. >> 100%. And I would be like, well, obviously I have to stay with them. They're with child and so I would like hang back with them. >> Or I would hide in the bathroom obviously [snorts] like, "Oh, my stomach hurts. I don't want to do that shit." >> Yeah. Sure. Sure. >> Um, what was the question? Girls >> Girl Strip, >> right? Um, Girl Scouts, we camped in, and there's a food element to this which you'll enjoy. love them. >> We camped in the middle of a racetrack in North Carolina cuz that's where I lived in like fourth fifth grade. And when we did that, we prepared tacos in a bag. That changed my life. And I think that was our first girl trip where it was like, you know, we're [music] swapping the Fritos back and forth and we're doing this and we're sharing and we're learning and then we're talking about Littlest Pet Shops and like, you know, Webkins and like that. Very important to me. the most recent girls trip I went on. Thank you for asking. I went to Maine and it was um very What's going on in Maine? Have you ever been? >> No. >> Maine was very cute, very restorative. That's I think that's where it started for me with Girls. >> Are girls trips meant to be restorative? Cuz here's the thing. You don't know what's going on in Maine. I don't know what's going on girl trips. I ain't never been on one. >> And the real question is what's going on in Miami? >> What's going on? My kids go a lot of girls trips, they go to Miami. >> A lot of girls friendships end in Miami. >> 100%. I've seen a lot of that happen. Have you had a girls trip in Miami? >> I have, but it's only been me and one girl, and that was just like we stayed out until 7:00 a.m. >> What's the minimum viable number of girls for a girl trip? >> I don't claim to put rules on women the way that you're kind of >> the thing that I'm passionate about most in the world is putting [laughter] restrictive rules on to women. And I kind of thought doing more wiener >> I'm ready to eat more wiener. Freshman, you reach into that glove box. There's something in there. A gun. [laughter] >> Two guns. >> Two guns. That's fantastic. >> There's another one, too. You You get to choose which you wear. >> Oh my god. >> W Okay. I mean, this is This will go with more outfits. You know what I mean? >> Yeah. Yeah. 100%. Take it. Here. I'll wear the red one. >> Yeah. Red hats. Nothing bad has been associated with those in the last 10 years. [laughter] >> I'll give you >> Let me just take one of them. >> Make wiener sisle great again. Interesting branding. >> All right. Let's reach. Oh, here. Take a milkshake. The milkshakes are dying. So, uh, I would like you to drink this milkshake and tell me what what you think the flavor is. >> Is there a a straw? >> Mhm. I'm reaching. This is a slowmoving production. >> Smells great. >> Here's a straw. >> Jesus. Big thick boy. >> Yeah, I am. >> What is that? >> What? >> The tattoo. >> Oh, it's a leak. >> It's a leak. >> But it's also a It's a reference to Zen Buddhism because I am a Caucasian >> and no one loves Zen Buddhism. white guys. White guys who took one class on it freshman year of college and went, "Let me get a tattoo about it." >> There was a Zen Buddhist master who believed that you could reach Nirvana and meditate by cooking and doing repetitive tasks. >> Oh, I actually love that. >> Yeah. And and I and I really uh leaned into that to deal with the grief of my father passing away when I was 19. >> There's a soul in him. >> Another thing that white guys love having dead dads >> to your dad. to to my dad. >> There's a there's a specific flavor [music] and >> there's a specific texture I'm not loving about this. It's like the like you know when you try to mix up protein powder in something. >> Yes. >> It tastes like uh vanilla. >> So there's vanilla in it, but [music] the texture might be a clue. Are you getting some sort of wet chunks that go down like a sludge? >> Yeah. So that indicates that I >> vanilla sludge. >> Well, vanilla sludge. That is the flavor, but they don't call it that. Marketing department at Weiner Schnitzel didn't like that. Um, no, this is a brand name treat [music] that they've blended into ice cream. >> From looking at the color, I my brain wants to say like um um [music] banana >> Twinkies. It's Twinkies. They blended Twinkies in here. That's why it's so thick and sludgy. >> Yeah. And the brown. >> The brown. >> It doesn't give Twinkie. That's a great idea, though. >> Yeah. Remember we were talking about what's the most sellout thing you could do? Check this out. What if you and I we just go ahead up marketing over at Wiener Snitle? Viner, get us on the phone. Dear Venus, I can do this accent all day. You catch me on the phone. I say the marketing of the Twinkie shake is not working. It is not the medium for the Twinkie. Hello, Duncan. >> And to all the German fans, >> this is my wife, Britany. My sister, >> she's very mean. My sister and my wife. You're not going to like what's going >> Okay. I like the shape of it. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Okay. So, this is what this is. Yeah. Yeah. So, >> what I didn't expect is this dune sandworm to COME OUT OF HERE. [laughter] >> WHAT I What is this? That that guys, horse ankle meat. [laughter] Horse ankle meat from Wener Schnitle again. Wenerit Jr. opening near you. >> I didn't know they had this. This is called like their ultimate chili cheeseburger burrito. >> No. >> Did you get to the pickle yet? >> No. Do >> you want some of mine? >> That's a pickle. >> That's a pickle, but it's steamed, so it's very limp. >> I don't know if I have one. I do want yours. >> Take it. It's so hot. It's the hottest pickle you've ever had. >> This is bad. >> Yeah. Can I tell you what's good, though? So, now there's a pickle hole. But what actually happened here, culinarily speaking? So, the heat actually steamed the pickle juice out and it seasoned the rest of the burrito. >> Okay. >> So, now just smell the pickle hole. >> You don't have to if you don't like >> I don't want to smell your pickle hole. >> Bite a nickel. [laughter] >> I wish this was just a chili cheese burrito. >> Mhm. >> Like they tried to do What you attempted to do here was ambitious and it failed. >> Yeah. So, I'm imagining somebody pitched a chili cheese burrito and they said, "That's a great idea." And then they go, "This isn't selling. What do we need to do?" What if we had French fries with that? Someone said, "Great idea. No sales. Hey, whole burger patties." They kept doing that. It's like when you have a rat and then you like bring in a cat to catch the rat and you can't get the cat to leave. Now you have two invasive dog [music] >> to get the cat and you got to bring in a horse to get the dog, >> right? >> You know, >> which animal chain speaking, don't really know how that works, but >> but the dog is a natural enemy of the horse. >> Do they fight? >> H >> is there beef there in the animal community? It's interesting to think about. There's actually believe it's a parasite that makes [music] rats horny for cat urine. >> Nature is so ironic. >> I know. >> Yeah, that's actually funny. >> And then it like rewires the sexual reward system of the rat. But then here's the thing. When humans get the parasite, they engage in more risk-taking [music] behavior. It's literally a cat parasite. If it's like like neuroplasmtoxmosis [clears throat] or or something or other. Oh, you just think [laughter] if I had to guess. >> No, there's I can't remember the actual >> Do you ever think we need to monitor your internet usage a little bit or are you comfortable with it? >> I'm actually more comfortable with my internet usage than almost anybody else's. [laughter] I'm worried about your internet usage. >> Yeah, I'm mine is it is taken to a level that is invasive and strange. >> You remember the first time you were on the internet? Like a good segue. >> That was fantastic. Thanks, >> Josh. >> I would say probably It was either like do you remember um Diner Dash that game? >> Yeah. >> Like I used to play that and I used to beg my mother in like third fourth grade to let me use her laptop to play Diner Dash cuz I was like I have hungry customers. You're being disrespectful to my business. And then from there it segued into like cool math games. I did a lot of uh Webkins. I did Club Penguin. I did Toontown. It was a lot of gaming at first. Then I would say probably my first foray into like we do did Skype. Remember Skype? >> You were skyping with friends as like and then probably the first time that it scarred me was chat roulette. I know you were on chat roulette. >> I was not on chat. >> Really? >> I have so little internet history. >> Interesting. >> I never wanted to be here. [laughter] >> You're not locked in here with me. I'm locked in here with you. Don't you see? No. I tried to write for newspapers and magazines and then you killed it. The internet killed it. >> I wanted to just be writing the little thoughts down detaching and I didn't I did not own a laptop computer until I was 23 years old. >> That's crazy. >> They were out. I just didn't have them. I when I was starting my career writing about food, I would borrow my friend's iPhones, log into my Instagram account, Culinary Brodown, upload upload edited food pictures like from Lightroom. Yeah. and then log out and give it back to him. >> Wow. >> I This place scares the hell out of me. >> Very honest words. >> What's Chat Roulette? >> Chat Roulette is a fun little website where grown men used to show their genitals to children. >> Uh-huh. And you were one of the children that was shown THE GENITALS. >> YEAH. YEAH, OF COURSE. That's why I'm funny. >> Hey, you want to eat some more wiener snitle? >> Let's eat some more wiener snitle, dude. >> You have some more of it. And it's as upsetting as chat story. >> Should we rank these? >> Yeah. >> Or rate them out of 10? I think rate them out of 10. Okay. All right. Let's go. We're going to go back retrospectively to the chili dog. >> I give the chili dog. >> What's our ranking like like system? Like is it uh taste? Is it presentation? Is it concept? >> Um I think it's more based on intuition cuz here's the thing uh about women. I think women are superheroes. >> He's changing his >> superpower. Yeah, we got to do some damage from here. [laughter] And and I think women are superheroes. Um and they're magic. And I think that that's intuition, but not that you should have you shouldn't pigeon hole a woman into using her intuition. And and women can really do anything. Women aren't meant to be in the women are meant to be in the boardrooms is what I always I and so Cheryl Sandberg is a actually a big hero of mine. [music] I was thought about reading her autobiography. And >> the CEO of Winterest woman >> should be actually I think it is. >> Yes. We're so up. >> Uh you were saying >> who? Oh my intuition. They're just walking around. I don't know. They're allowed to roam around. >> That's pretty crazy. Link, you want a bite? >> Link, you got to try this. >> Britney would like you to try the burrito. >> We're split on this burrito. We need your taste test. >> Is this the one with a tasty freeze? >> Yeah, it is. Well, this is So, this is a Twinkie milkshake. [laughter] >> It's a lot more piece of Twinkie in it than you expect. >> That's the microp plastic. [laughter] >> They're macro plastic at this point, dude. That's >> my spark count just [laughter] >> I felt it actually. >> I got to I got to go guys. >> This is the ultimate cheeseburger chili cheese fried burrito. >> They have this now. >> Yeah. Get him over here. We need you. Come on. >> Weird. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> It's bad. >> They stuck a lot of things in that burrito. >> I don't love how >> We're going to pass you a burrito. Your opinion. >> Well, tell you what that pickle. Get this >> ultimate chili cheese. >> If you want to feed him his beard tickles. >> You missed him talking about his pickle hole. >> So, are you going >> There's no pickle hole in this yet. >> Are you going to be going back >> to what? Winter snissle. I will say that chili cheese dog. There's something magic in there. >> There's something magical about it. >> That's not bad. >> Oh, >> we have similar pallets. We understand each other. I feel like >> Yeah. This one. Did you like that? >> Too too much pickle. >> Not enough hole. Well, this pickle was taken out of my pickle hole and put into Britney's pickle tube. >> And so that's where that's why it looks like the pickle should be. [laughter] >> I'm I'm glad to see that you guys are staying on task. >> You you being here are the only thing that allows us to do this. This is great. So I think >> I can only do it if you're watching. >> Exactly. >> Well, enjoy yourself. All of us do. >> Thanks. >> What did you rate that? >> Uh eight out of 10. >> That's great. [laughter] That's very good. >> Get out of here. >> That ain't it. I agree. >> Who the are those guys? >> I don't know. And they hang out here a lot. And I I give them money. I give them money when I say >> that's why they hang out here a lot. You keep giving them money. Here, try this. >> You're not going to like this. [laughter] >> Oh, wow. This is just real bread. >> Oh, this is uh >> Yeah. >> What is it? >> So, I'll tell you what. This is um I thought to honor the your last name of Broki, legal god-given last name. >> Yes. My government last name. >> Polish. Uh, of course [laughter] this is called their Polish sandwich. They've split apart some sort of whole sausage. They've then sort of uh penetrated. It's wrapped with a pickle. There's some sort of uh nominal homeopathic smear of mustard, but it doesn't seem to be anywhere else on the sandwich if you look. And this is food [laughter] >> for humans to nourish themselves. And >> sustenance if you would believe it. >> It's a like it's a nice rye bread. You smell the carowway seeds. Wa. >> Well, >> if this was a little less soggy. >> Yeah. >> It would get a five >> out of 10 or out of five. >> Out of 10. >> I think this is actually by far the most successful item. Is there a cheese on this or is this mayonnaise? >> That's what I was wondering. This looks like cheese. >> It's cheese cuz mayonnaise doesn't solidify like that. [laughter] >> Five. Four. Four. Actually, >> I actually think this is far and away the most successful thing we've eaten today. I give this an eight and a half out of 10. >> Sure, dude. Whatever you say, man. I will give the initial chili cheese dog a seven. >> I will give the next burrito a four as well. >> Yeah, burrito is tough for me. Honestly, >> burrito was bad. Even though you said you liked it, you lied to the camera. >> I don't know what I believe anymore. I just have to say so many things. >> What's the first job you had? What did you learn from it? >> My first job ever was at BaskinRobins, America's favorite pastime. >> What was your Is that what they call themselves? >> Ice cream. [laughter] No. >> Do they have a tagline that they made you say? >> I thought we were workshopping new ideas for new brands. You know what I mean? >> Back and Robin is fine. They already rebranded in a big way. They made themselves brown and pink. >> Yeah, [laughter] that's >> new. One day you drove past it and you went, "Eh, >> yeah. Spoon in the brown. Spoon in the pink." That's what I will say. >> We're trying to work out some new catchphrases. Yeah, I worked at BaskinRobins. Um, I will say speaking as an inside agent, I don't think that BaskinRobins has the best quality of ice cream. But if you are craving [snorts] something that almost has that like artificial, you know how some people like prefer Diet Coke to Coke because of that kind of artificial taste, >> you sort of like rewired your brain in a way that is spitting in the face of God. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Well, and every day usually. And you have to pick that every day. >> And I do. >> True. And so at BaskinRobins, it is kind of that flavor palette of like I know that this is not of the earth [music] and that's fine. And they also had one dairyfree option that is dairy ice. You know about this? >> I've eaten so [music] much daquiri ice. I got it when I was a kid cuz I thought it was like the adult choice. >> 100%. >> I was like they're drinking daiquiries in Sex [music] in the City and now I'm a 9-year-old child. Yeah. Eating a daquiri ice. >> Yeah. Actually, you want a story? When I worked at Baskin Robbins, I had a regular, why are you a regular, Baskin Robbins? You're a grownass woman. Come in. Would this was probably like my fourth or fifth day on the job. Came in and said, "I'll have my regular." And I go, "Sir, I'm 16. I just started here. I don't know who you are and I don't know what your your order is." He goes, "Really? [laughter] >> Really?" >> Yeah. >> And I was like, "Yeah, just tell me your order and I can make it." And he goes, "Who else is working back there?" And I go, "It's just me. They left me up there to die. >> His order, by the way, a large superiz caramel milkshake. He came in every day and ordered one. >> Did he look like Did you He looked like he looked like he order a large Yeah. >> Large caramel every day. >> Yeah, we love that, right? As an American citizen. >> It is, >> especially in the great nation of Texas. >> And thank you for supporting the small business of Bast. Bast Romans needs your help right now. And if you donate a $150 right now at the link below, you can help a local Baskin Robins employee dealing with a [music] very strange man. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Please guys, we hit that link in the description. >> Well, hey, when's the first time you went to Medieval Times? >> Oh, dude. >> Did that directly inspire Royal Court? Yes. >> No way. Oh, I love it. >> The like overthe-top campiness of medieval times and how it's so much more fun when you lean in. Absolutely. [music] Like I went with my family probably the first time when I was like 16, 15 or 16 and watching my dad cuz you know they they put it's a dinner tournament in theater. Okay. >> Oh, they've been to Medieval Times. If you're watching the show, you've been to medieval times. >> For all the German fans out there, if you're still watching, you're probably not. >> We do have a new big German audience. [laughter] >> We're trying to tap that market. Failed. [music] Um, there is when you get to Medieval Times, they crown you and then you're assigned a color. So, you sit in the section of your color and you cheer for that night. So, like blue [music] night, green night, whatever. The first time we went, we were the blue knight. And do you know that scene from the movie Cable Guy where Jim Carrey is [laughter] in the arena? Yeah. Blue. That whole scene, my dad stood up, turkey, like chicken in hand was doing that. I laughed so hard I peed. So, I have such great memories of medieval times like with my family and with my dad and just being obnoxious that that absolutely kind of it's a through line through that. I love Game of Thrones and then to royal [music] court. Absolutely. >> I love the way you said when you lean in, you have more fun. >> Yeah. Yeah, cuz that's also like a life philosophy, but then also [music] as an interviewer like trying to get that guest to lean in, >> pull on the string. Yeah. >> Pull on the string and then they ultimately do. Do you remember the first time that you while hosting Royal Court felt a celebrity guest like buy in and you went, [music] "Oh, this is something." >> M, great question. probably cuz we with the structure of it a lot in the beginning of like it was games and then it was you [music] know all one string of questions and we tried to arrange them to like funny to middle funny to serious and like it it took some working out the kinks. The first time that I think we kind of nailed it and it felt like oh wow that person was very happy to be here was Daisy Edgar Jones. >> We had her on and she was like this was so much fun. And then from there we did Sersa Ronin, you know, we did people like even in Nicole Sprouse and like Josh Gad up to David Kornsweet. Like these people are leaving the studio being like I have never had this much [music] fun and have never felt so seen by an interview. And I'm sure you get the same compliment of like I I couldn't believe it was over. And also, thank you for your your time spent researching me, you know? >> Yeah. [clears throat] Sometimes though, do you ever feel like um you ever date somebody who had a really bad ex and you do something very normal? Like you think of them and they're [music] like, "Oh my god, I've never had somebody like buy me a sandwich before." AND YOU'RE LIKE, >> "YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> I'm so sorry. What has happened to you in your past?" Yeah. >> Sometimes I feel like that interviewing people where I'll like know [music] where they're from. They're like, "You've done your research." And I was like, [laughter] >> "Oh no, I I called your kindergarten teacher and talked to her about your dog that died." >> Yeah. Oh, I don't know if you're going to like when you find that out, but >> I know everything about you, dude. These questions are fluff. Like, for real. Yeah. No, I do. U I don't know if I feel like that, but it is very It's nice to feel like you've done your job well, you know? Cuz my main concern, as I'm sure yours is, too, is like, does this person feel like this was worth their time? >> 100%. >> So, >> you don't need more. >> Yeah. And I wonder I do wonder how many items are on the menu. >> Yeah. So, there's so much more than when I was a kid. And this next one shows the territory that they're leaning into now. Um >> cuz see what this is. This is the same sandwich 100 times. >> Well, so this I know what you're saying, Josh. This is a hot dog. That's not a hot dog, Britney. >> That's That's chicken and bacon. >> That's chicken, bacon, barbecue sauce sitting in a >> Oh, I'm into this. I'm into this. >> Sitting in a hot dog bun >> now. And a tomato is an interesting choice. >> Was there a tomato in there? >> Tomato at the bottom. >> Let's Let's ex Let's do a little spelunking. Let's do a little [laughter] hot dog spelunking here. Let's excavate this. Yeah, there is either mayonnaise or cheese, but I think we can call it cheese. There is bacon bits. There's a chicken tender. Well, I gave Britney the human sperm one. It's something that you can actually only get at the Buring. >> Guys, again, click the link. >> Click the link. >> Are there any sauces you got hiding in this glove compartment? >> Hey, can someone bring us a bottle of barbecue sauce? That'd be really nice. I appreciate you guys. >> We have original barbecue sauce and hickory brown sugar barbecue. Is this one spicy? Actually, >> it's going to be spicier than this one. >> Yeah, I'll do the spicy one. >> Yeah, you're going to want to really lube this up. >> Okay. >> Tough thing about making your personal car a set. >> It's almost like it wasn't for made for it. You [music] >> just get everywhere. [laughter] >> Cheers. For real. >> Yeah. Awesome. >> Do you think this is the right venue and proportion for a chicken sandwich, though? >> No. This to me screams forced inclusivity. They want to have a chicken option for people who don't eat pork products. >> Yeah. And then they covered in bacon. >> Mhm. [laughter] >> For the exact same reason that there was then French fries and a cheeseburger and bacon added to chili cheeseburg. You might as well now that you're there. >> Do you remember the first fanfiction you ever read? >> Mhm. >> I figured you would. >> Yeah, of course. >> Yeah. What was it? You know, the first one I remember like refreshing to get a new update was called well after which is a Harry Styles fanfiction is a famous one cuz they made it into a movie. >> That's Harry Styles fanfic >> girl. And you know Fifty Shades of Gray is Twilight fanfiction. >> I knew that one. I didn't know about After. >> After is a Harry Styles [music] fanfiction. Harden as the main character. Harry. >> Anyway, um >> the man's name is Harden and After. Yeah, harden. >> I'll tell you what's about to harden. [laughter] I'M SO SORRY. THAT WAS INAPPROPRIATE. >> The coagulated cheese. >> I love >> I used to read Madcon [music] fanfiction. Do you know MadCon? >> I have no idea what that is. >> Oh, they were like an early YouTuber troop. >> Divine white boys. Shawn Mendes was a part of MadCon. >> What? >> Mhm. Troy Savon was also Well, he was a YouTuber. He was kind of in that that Zeit guys. >> Was there someone named something Greer? >> Nash Greer. Absolutely. >> I know. Should I tell you this is where the intersection is? Nash Greer's older brother, West Virginia standout quarterback Will Greer, longtime backup quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys among other teams. >> What the are they related? >> No, he is his brother. >> There's a younger one, Hayes Greer. >> What quarterback? What team does Hayes Greer quarterback for? >> Just white guys in general. >> Fair point. One of the first fanfictions I ever wrote was a Harry Styles vampire fanfiction. I wrote a Damon Salvatore one from Vampire Diaries and then my famous Cole Sprouse fanfiction which you know about. >> I do know about that's incredible. Um, if you were to write a fanfiction today, >> what interests you? What would you write about? >> I would write a Gothic horror >> about who? >> Jacob Lord. [laughter] >> Oh my god. Can we talk about this? >> I wish you the book accurate sexy eloquent monster >> dude >> just wants to be loved and you know who can fix him. And who's the real monster? Yeah, me. Who's the real monster? >> I think the real monster is any man that isn't 6'5 and doesn't read all the classics while tramping across [music] the ice to get vengeance. >> I think Gothic horror is my um like it stuck with me since Noatu. Like it really ignited something in me. >> When is the last time you wrote a fanfic? Is this a thing that you've ever like not even writing cuz fanfic has such a dirty connotation. At this point you would just be like writing fiction because you're like a professional creator. >> Exactly. Exactly. >> Did you ever get a chance to do that? >> You know, I've I've toyed with it. I've really thought about it, and I would want to do it with my right-hand man, Stanley, and we've really thought about writing like a high fantasy novel or I read the Red Rising series, which is this fantastic sci-fi six book series, and he's working on the seventh one. Changed my life. Like, there are so many iconic stories and things where, you know, like you ever read a book and you're like, >> I would have done this different or like here's here's your blind spot. Like I have that a lot and I'm like I I do think that's a creative um button that I have yet to push and I would really enjoy it, but I'm so busy. I'm sure you relate. It's like there's not enough hours in the day to even do what I'm doing right now. >> That's going to have to wait. >> Britney, you pick a question. I've been stepping all over the card. >> I get to pick. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Can I sip your Dr. Pepper? This is really rude, but it looks really >> Ooh. first experience interviewing a celebrity. I don't even remember. >> Was it must have been pre- royal court then God bless you and God bless you. >> What? >> It was pre- royal court. I was doing some carpet stuff maybe. That is twisted. >> Yeah, >> that is sick and twisted. >> Sorry. Can you just focus on your job? [laughter] >> Can you just Can you just please? He said bread. [laughter] >> First time interviewing a celebrity. I really don't know. But I started on red carpets, I think. And then that I was so nervous because I grew up in such a like I worship celebrities. Like I really really do. >> Yeah. >> And then enough of that I was like they're normal and in fact entertainers are weird. So, I think that kind of eased it a little bit. Turned a strange green color, by the way. >> It's actually It's actually really good. We can get you another Dr. Pepper because I'm stealing all of it, but it really made it better. >> Okay. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> You like a root beer float? Yeah, I kind of >> You got to try it. I love a root beer float, but I think Coke and Dr. Pepper are better than root beer in a float. >> It's great. >> It's kind of nice, right? >> It's great. >> Yeah. Royal Court was the first time where it was like a sitdown wellthoughtout interview. And we did our first pilot episode actually with Caucasian James. You know him? >> No. He's a friend of mine. I used to follow him on Twitter and then he started to make Tik Toks and I was like, "Well, do you want to?" Because I needed like a witty person and I was like, I know James would be down and so we had him on. >> Do you know who our first guest was on last meal? >> No. Who was it? >> That wasn't Red. Red doesn't count. First outside guest 24K Golden. >> Oh my god. >> A wonderful Yeah. >> But yeah, but no, the first first guest, it always holds a special place in your heart. >> It really does. >> You know, very Caucasian James and 24K Golden. You're not random to yourselves or at all. No. >> Um, but yeah. And then we had Orville Pek was our first official released guest and he was fantastic. [music] I mean he's a friend of mine and so that was like there's a trust there. That's crazy. You kind of raw dogged. You raw dog 24 karat gold then. >> I really did. Yeah. And no and he was very sweet about it. You know I think it was both a you know neither of us really knew what to expect. We're like hey as long as we're on the same page. Do you have those moments where you feel this is what I'm meant to do because you've done so many things in so many different mediums but royal court like that feels like what you're meant to do. There is a magic in like walking in. This is soing woowoo. Walking in >> say it. No, don't don't down talk it, dude. Own it. >> Come on. >> Life is cringe. >> Life is cringe. >> We're 30 now. You know >> who's we? [laughter] Um, walking in your purpose is something very special and I feel very very fortunate to have found it so relatively young in life, you know, like finding those points of connection, making people laugh, spreading joy, but also making people feel seen >> and feeling seen in the process. So, it's a very back and forth two-way street. And also getting to talk to people who are larger than life and it's almost like bringing them down from the high heavens like on their balloon string and being like sit with me for a second and it's nice and people like it. So, >> uh feel that way. >> Could not have said it better. I would have said it significantly worse than you just said it. everything you said. [music] Not only do I echo for yourself because I see that in you, but of course like when I watch you specifically during royal court, I'm like, "Oh, I think I know the feeling that she's experiencing right now." [music] >> 100%. You totally do. >> It's beautiful. It's like the thing that people chase their entire lives and frankly a lot of people never get to experience that. >> Yeah. >> Freddy, this is a question we've asked every guest. What is a future first that you hope to have? >> Okay. I have a career one, I have a stupid one, and then I have a a real one. >> I want to hear all of them. I think my personal one is I have yet to have my first love. Isn't that crazy? >> That is kind of crazy. >> I've been infatuated. I've had crushes. I've whatever. But like a true deep headover heels love that's on the horizon for me. I'm manifesting it. [music] >> Career-wise, I this might be ambitious, but an Emmy nom. We're approaching that territory of pop culture where it's like late night is being phased out and you know >> no there's like the larger we are approaching and then the very specifically you are approaching that that does not seem crazy at all that >> like being loved like oh that's you're never going to find that but like an Emmy Britney you can get [laughter] that [screaming] so easily that's like next I'm kidding you're like such a lovable human being um >> yeah maybe don't shoot for the moon there [laughter] um those are two and then what was I going to say oh a stupid one probably I think next time we do this we should do something that's a bit nastier cuz this this was nasty. Don't get me wrong, this was nasty. >> We could push it. >> I think I think we will push it and I'm sorry for not living up to that cuz we already have the show where we like cook you all of your favorite foods really really well. But now I think you're right. This is your productorial lens that you're looking through. >> Let's make it worse >> all the way to being the worst thing in the world. Yeah, >> let's get working on it. Guys, there's a whole crew of people back there. We can get working on it. >> They really could. Uh really truly like I have so much love and admiration [music] for for you >> Josh. It's my blood brother >> as as a friend, as a performer. Um a sister wife. >> Sister wife. >> Uh but truly, dude, you are absolutely awesome. Where can the people find you? >> Um guys, I am Britney Broki. You can find me on the Broski Report. That's my podcast where it's me and [music] four white walls. I just talked to myself. I have an interview show that is medieval themed. It is called Royal Court. I've had some of your faves on. We Any White Boy of the Month you want is on there. Uh new episode. When is this coming out? Oh, like September. >> September >> September 30th >> 13th. >> You think I know anything? I think we're in January right now. I think we're in January >> period. Okay. By this point, um Paul Mell episode, Josh Hutcherson, Logan Lurman, anyone you want on Royal Court. [music] I also do Instagram stories every single day. Follow me on Instagram. I'm always posting, you know, butthole pick of the day. I'm doing how big my turds were. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Stay tuned for this review. So, but hole pick of the day, [laughter] December 18th. I want to bring you back to that cuz I know you were like, "This is a particular twinkling day." And I feel like I saw that in the expression. >> Yeah. >> Of your butthole. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's National Butthole Day. >> Well, it's National Butthole Day. We all know that's why you posted, but I I want to know the deeper meaning. >> Sure. I'm more than willing [music] to share. >> Next time on First Meals is the grossest you ever ate edition Broki. >> Our new Mythical Kitchen staff collection is here. 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