| Intro: G Em D D G Sick as a dog Bm Sick as a cat C D Sick as a corrupt diplomat G Sicker than beats Bm Sicker than Dre C D Sicker than finding an extra nugget on your lunch tray G I need a chicken noodle soup bath Em A chicken noodle soup bath D Just do the math D Sick plus chicken soup G Equals a chicken noodle soup bath | G Sick as a dog Bm Sick as a cat C D Sick as a Middle Ages rat G Sicker than you Bm Sicker than me C D Sicker than fruit from a salmonella tree (Salmonella grows on trees) G I need a chicken noodle soup bath Em A chicken noodle soup bath D Just do the math D Sick plus chicken soup G Equals a chicken noodle soup bath ( G Em D D ) x2 One more time ( G Em D D ) G I need a chicken noodle soup bath Em A chicken noodle soup bath D Just do the math D Sick plus chicken soup G Equals a chicken noodle soup bath |