DMFB 89: Dad’s Last Meal (In-Person Episode)

This is Dispatches from Myrtle Beach with Charles Neal and my son, Link, from Good Mythical Morning. Woo! How you doing, Link? Still in the same room. Yeah! Doing good. You’re still living at my house, treating it like a resort. Just strutting around the pool when the days end. Yeah, that would be correct. Yeah. You brought the heat with you, you got cooler here, and now it’s like, yeah, it has. It’s like a hundred been, yeah. Yeah. Anywhere from nine, five to a hundred. Here it is. Yeah. It’s just like being back home at Myrtle Beach. Yeah, I know. And this time of year it should, it should be cooler here, dad. Yeah. Should we should be doing you better than this. Well, but we’re still having a good time, aren’t we? Yeah, it’s like anything else. There’s a lot of things I can control, but the weather ain’t one of them. Oh. And don’t want to. It’s good to know what you can’t control. Yep. Took me a long time to give up on that. Probably me too. Oh, man. I could see it in your eyes that you were thinking about specifics. I don’t know. Do we want to go there? No, we don’t. We don’t want to go there. We don’t. Absolutely not. There’s something about going with the flow, you know, and you get it. Is it, does it come with age? I think I’m, I think I’m starting to acquire it. I think it, a lot of it comes with age. Yes, it does. Yeah, and you’ll get better at it. You start to, you start to have this internal calculus of like, it ain’t worth it. Like, whatever it is that you cared about a lot. There’s certain things that I really care about, and it’s not that I don’t have priorities or cares anymore, but I cared about way too much. And then I started, now I start realizing, you know, it’s fine. It’s not worth it. Yeah, you kind of learn how to prioritize and say, yeah, you know, it ain’t a life and death thing, so you just need to just let it go and, you know, kind of let things happen that happened and enjoy it. And just enjoy yourself. I like that. Yeah. So I like that we’re def, we’re definitely enjoying having y’all with us. Oh man. This has been great because you do, because you are good with going with the flow. I mean, they’ve had so much stuff planned for you to do here at Mythical. Did you even know what half of it was? Well, uh, Logan kind of gave me a little itinerary. I guess I didn’t know that. But I mean, what each day would entail and go on and everything. But I mean, when you come in here and you do it every day. And then they asked me to shoot these little episodes for TikTok or do something for this or something else. And it’s a whole, it’s a whole different ball of wax. It’s like, you can just, but it’s like, we were just talking, just, just do it and let it flow. You know, it’s a Just live it up. Of course, they’ve told me I’ve been kind of a natural at it. So, you know Can’t argue with that. And it’s pretty They got you doing something with Mythical Kitchen, right? Absolutely. That would be correct, yeah. And, of course, we’re shooting some special stuff. in preparation for Good Mythical Evening. That would be correct, too. Yep. Which you haven’t filmed that yet, so we won’t go into the details of what that is, because maybe you don’t know the details. Uh, I, I want it, I didn’t even want to ask, because I remember the last time Last year, when we did a mythical, Good Mythical Evening thing, and then they come in and said, Will, will you, they kind of did ask me, but will you do this? And I said, Oh, why not? Why not? What the hell? You only live once. Right. You only have a ball gagging in your mouth once, unless you really like it. Yeah, that’s right. So, it’s been, hey, it’s been fun. It’s been good seeing it. You know, I’ve, because when y’all were on your tour, I got to see a one side of things. Yeah, the other side of what y’all kind of do. But all the people that’s involved with, that work for y’all, you and Rhett and all those people and got, get to see them again. And they, they’re always, Very nice to me. So, yes, um, it’s good to see all of them again. It’s nice to walk in a place and your, your, your poster’s on the wall. Yeah, that, that was, yeah, I made the poster wall of fame out here when you walk in. Everybody sees it. So what’s your dispatch for today? What you got for us? Well, I got a, Uh, thing says, Hey Link, have you met my friend Phillip? Um, no, I have not met your friend Phillip. You haven’t? I don’t think. You know what? You don’t know? Come on, just kind of think about it. This is a riddle? Yeah. Oh, have I met your friend Phillip? Phillip, these nuts. Is that it? That’s it! Oh, I haven’t, no. Well, then no, I have not. I just want to go record it. I have not. Oh, I have not met your friend, Phillip Deez Nuts. Phillip Deez Nuts. That’s right. Yeah, I haven’t. And I don’t plan on meeting him. No, we’re probably not going to meet Phillip Deez Nuts. Yeah, Deez Nuts. Yeah, but, uh, I don’t. Thanks for the invitation to meet him though, Dad. Yeah, I don’t know. Yeah, well. Okay, well, that was a good start. It’s a good start to the show. Well, I got a holler out to Alayna, and Alayna’s 20 years old from Pennsylvania. It can happen. You can be 20 in Pennsylvania. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, I hope there’s a lot of people up there 20. It happens to plenty of people. Yeah. In Pennsylvania. Hey, gotta live somewhere. But, she said, I will start this off by saying, I have never once been to Myrtle Beach. Googled to Myrtle Beach. I googled where to eat. in Myrtle Beach, booked a room in Myrtle Beach, or really done anything on the internet involving Myrtle Beach. Okay. Except listen to your podcast. But in the last two days, I’ve gotten ads for hotels in Myrtle Beach, along with travel ads for Myrtle Beach from almost every YouTube video I watch. I believe this podcast is sing singly hat. Handled, but boosting the YouTube and algorithm for Myrtle Beach. Charles Neal really is a walking ad for Myrtle Beach. I petition the city to pay for this podcast. Ha! What do you have to say about that? Elena, thanks! We, we, I’m gonna have to send this out and, and, and I, I do know the mayor of Myrtle Beach. You do? Yeah. It’s a woman, right? Yes. We also know like Marilyn Hatton. Don’t you know the, the tourism, uh, marketing, marketing guy? And, and she’s North Myrtle Beach. I knew the, I know the tourism marketing guy in Myrtle Beach. Okay. That I have met. And y’all had talked to him some about us trying to There’s still my, I think there’s something to work out here. Cause Yeah. I mean, are you pulling strings behind, behind, yeah. The algorithm? Are you making the algorithm work? I, well, with what Elena says, it sounds like I’m making something work. Yeah. So maybe they need to get on board with Dispatches from Myrtle Beach. Can you explain how the YouTube algorithm works? Absolutely not. I reckon it gets, well, it works like anything else if you do Get so much viewers of stuff that goes with it, it helps promote what’s going on where you’re at. Right. If, well, if people are watching the show, it demonstrate, um, the algorithm interprets that as people have an interest in Myrtle Beach. Okay. And then they serve up ads. It’s like, oh, if you like the show, Dispatches of Myrtle Beach, you might like this hotel in Myrtle Beach. Or you’ve got, um, businesses who want to target people who are in some way showing interest in Myrtle Beach. So, seems like you should be cut in a little bit on that. In a way you are. I mean on the YouTube ads we get a, you get a, well I’ll say we. We get a cut of the ad revenue from these ads that she’s talking about. But it’s not an official relationship with. Myrtle Beach. I think that probably needs to happen. Sounds like a something with Myrtle Beach ambassador, fun Basseter of all things. Myrtle Beach. Yeah. Yeah. I think that’d be a guy that’d be something we need to work on. Perfect for 20 year olds from Pennsylvania who want to just Come down to Myrtle Beach and just cut loose. Well, there’s a lot of people been coming to Myrtle Beach and Cutting loose? Cutting loose for several years. Cause I used to go down there when I was a teenager. So people been doing it a long time. And are the, uh, are the, um, Law enforcement, are they, are they pretty welcoming to people cutting loose? Well, long, long as you don’t cut loose too much, and then they might not be very welcoming, but they, they, they try to accommodate. Public nudity? No. None, nothing to that. What about, um, Public urination. Absolutely not. You get locked up for that. They’d lock me up for that. Okay. Okay. But, but they haven’t. No. Have you gotten a warning? No. I mean, No. Because I learned that, I learned to open the door to your car. And pee right there trick from you. Yeah. Well, people can’t see. Right. It just looks like you’re rummaging through the, um, like, the cubby holder in the door of your truck. Yeah. Yeah. You taught me that, Dad. Hmm. I cherish that lesson. You know? Well, sometimes when you gotta pee, you gotta pee, so. So I guess I have to amend my statement. I have, in a way, met Phillip. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. At least from the back. I mean, I was, I was on the passenger side. You were on the driver’s side, but they don’t go for that. You get a ticket. You would probably get a ticket for that too, but. Public intoxication. Oh, no, that ain’t good. Okay. Yeah, no, you, you can get. Is there an open container law, like in Vegas or? No, you can, it’s a, well, let me think about this. Okay, when we’re having different things, festivals and stuff, and the streets are closed off, yes, you can walk around with an open container, and then when you go to the beach and you’re sitting on the beach, you can carry a cooler and have an open container there. But no glass. No, I think you can carry glass. Oh, they allow glass. That’s the selling point. Yeah. Carry glass on our beaches, Myrtle Beach. Come from Pennsylvania if you’re 20 and carry glass. I mean, that’s what you would Fumbassador. I might not take that back. I really ain’t sure about that, but, uh, maybe it is just plastic and cans. Yeah, let’s just stay on the safe side. I don’t want to get run off from North Myrtle Beach because I told you to take glass Right. Right. It’s a strong relationship. We gotta keep it going. It’s time for another edition of Myrtle Beach Mailbag. Well, Link, I got a, another email from Crystal. Okay. And it says, Charles, this is, this, if you were on death row, what will be your last meals be? I like this question. I mean, you know, Mythical Kitchen built a whole YouTube series around the concept of Last Meals. Oh. Maybe Josh will have you on there, and whatever you say your last meal is, he can make it for you and interview you. Well, uh, if it’s Tom Hanks was on there. Oh yeah, oh he was? Yeah. Hmm, that’s interesting. Yeah, you’re impressed. Yeah. Yeah, it’s called Last Meals. Find it on YouTube also visit Myrtle Beach. Yeah, see we can promote everything Well, I got the thinking if I’m on death row, they just they’re just not gonna be able to give me one me Okay, I gotta have breakfast lunch and dinner. Okay. All right. Yep a full day make a day of it Oh, I mean this is gonna be my last day for whatever I did. Yeah, I’m gonna get fed for it What do you think you did? I’m afraid to ask. We don’t need to go into that if I’m on death row, what the hell. Is it white collar or is it kind of like a blue collar crime? Mine would probably be more blue collar. Okay, so like it would I might have shot somebody or something, you know. Okay. Done. You know. Alright. It’s murder. Murder, yeah. You murdered somebody. Alright. But, uh, I hope not. You probably, but you were defending somebody else, probably. I mean, you got a good heart. You probably, you probably. You’re probably doing what you felt like had to be done. Yes, that would probably be correct, but the justice system didn’t see it like that and they put me on death row. Right. There’s a lot of people there that shouldn’t be there. I don’t know about a lot, but there’s probably some people that shouldn’t be there. Okay, I think it might be a lot. Okay, so here we go, disagreeing again. Well, I’m just saying, you’re there. I’m there. Yeah, you don’t think you deserve it? Well, I don’t know if I mean if I did it and they said I deserved it I reckon I deserve it. So really dad. Come on I mean if you if you do stuff, are you admitting to it if you do stuff and have consequences? For what you do, and you end up on death row because of it. That’s where you ought to be. Okay, well, as long as you actually did it. But I’m still pretty sad about it. Yeah. Alright, go ahead, what’s your last, what is your last meal? For breakfast, I’m gonna have bacon, eggs, grits, biscuits, And peanuts, they’re gonna have to go back home and get me some peanut butter with some of my homemade strawberry jam to make, and mix it all together before I can put it on my pizza. He’s gotta have his own strawberry jam, Myrtle Beasts. That’s breakfast. You’re mixing it up, I understand. I’m not surprised by that. How crispy is the bacon? Crispy. As crispy as can be. Yeah. I agree with that. Yeah, I like it crispy. Okay, and then here’s lunchtime. And then we’re gonna have hot dogs with, they’re gonna have to let me go in the kitchen and make my own homemade chili. Yep. My slaw, cut up the onions. He’s gonna make his last meal. Yeah, and mustard and chili and, and some good old Crinkly french fries. That’s good. That’s good. Yeah, no mayonnaise though. Oh, yeah We’re going to have some mayonnaise mayonnaise and mustard. Yeah boiled eggs No, no, we ain’t got a hundred boiled eggs. Okay, alright. No, no. So now we’re through lunch, which you’ve made for yourself. And then they, I’m gonna let them fix my own, the last meal, which is a filet mignon, baked potato, a bloomin onion. You’re gonna go to Outback? Yeah, they’re going to have to go somewhere. Okay. And a salad. And my dessert would, some like Nana’s used to be, or like Nancy made, a good old custard pie. Not chocolate custard, just a normal custard? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, not no chocolate custard. Okay. I don’t, no. Okay. I want that good old Egg custard. Yeah, egg custard. Okay. But, you know, that’s what I’d want for my, for my, Three last meals on death row. That’s pretty tasty. Yeah, I did mine on last meals I can’t remember all of it. But it I mean it was there was a Flight of cereals. I do remember that I had like little bowls of my favorite cereals and a flight You know I’m talking about when I say a flight Like if you ever had a beer flight like you go to a restaurant and you You could get a, you could, I will take the flight of beers and they, they’ll bring out like little glasses. You’ve never done this? Well, you know, a long ago we did, we did a thing for Brandi’s boyfriend, Paul, and we went to a Mexican restaurant and they did a thing. They brought out all, if you paid for the thing, happy birthday, you got You had to pay for them? You got six, uh, Margarita, probably. Well, shots. Oh, shots. And they were all different kinds, so yeah. The birthday boy took all the shots? Oh no, he didn’t get to take all the shots. You shared them. We helped. But you had a flight of shots. Yeah. Now we can say, yes, I have done a flight. Okay, see, but if you don’t drink all of them, a flight is when you drink all of them yourself. Oh man. But they’re smaller. Yeah. And you can taste the different types. Yep. I like real flights too. I wonder if Christy would be afraid of a beer flight because she’s afraid of flying. A beer flight, afraid of flying, you got me, what do you mean? She’s afraid of flying. In an airplane. Well, I understand that, but what, how’s that got to do? Asking you, just say, asking a question She’s flying, asking, well, just a beer flight. Would she be afraid of that? Uh, well, I don’t know if she likes beer or not. She doesn’t, her and her, her and Nanas the same way. Damn. But she’s not afraid of beer. No. It just ain’t gonna drink it. Right. Yeah. Okay. But because, well, so then I guess your answer is no. She probably wouldn’t be afraid of it. I agree with that. Calling all goblins, ghouls, and mythical beasts. Spooky season is here. 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And I started my next episode without reading the title, and lo and behold, it was the Million Dollar Quartet recording session. What? So my question is, what’s the weirdest coincidence or synchronicity that’s ever happened to you? Ooh, that’s a good question. But, Liddy, I got a picture of the million dollar Corvette, and they’re hard to find. Quartet. Quartet, yeah. You have a picture of a Corvette as well, probably. Well, I got some pictures of the Corvettes I’ve had, but they ain’t hanging on the wall. Yeah. This one’s hanging on the wall, cause Elvis and Jerry Lee Lewis and Carl Perkins and Johnny Cash is in it. Yeah. That’s It’s amazing. That’s the million dollar quartet. So what is your coincidence? Do you have one? Something that’s like, yeah, I got mind blowing. Well, it’s, it’s made people may not think it’s mind blowing to them, but it’s mind blowing to me because the first time that, um, Nancy and I met. was at the Lee County Fair, and Candace and her were together. Her daughter. Her daughter. And they came to the fair to just look around and go get a hot dog. Well, I was in the tractor club there, and where you have old tractors and all, we did all kind of stuff. And my good friend Eddie Ray Thomas, which is He’s gone on from us now, but we were over there talking and doing the stuff that we were doing with the tractor club and Candace and Nancy come walking up and Eddie Ray introduced me to Nancy. Well, I knew who Nancy’s husband was because we used to eat breakfast together all the time, but I did not know Nancy. Mm hmm. So, I met her that night, and then that was on Saturday. And the next Friday night, I went to the Shag Club meeting and was going out and going down there and going dancing and stuff, and lo and behold, Nancy was there. And she was there with some guy she’d been taking dance lessons with. Okay. And she was, they weren’t even sitting together. And I asked one of my friends, I asked Billy Parton, I said, is Nancy with somebody? She said, he said, well, I don’t think so. And then, um, She’s supposed to be dancing with this guy back up here. And so I said, hell, I can handle that. And I went over there and just asked. I said, uh, we met. And she said, we met last Saturday with Eddie Ray down at the fair. I said, uh, do you want to dance? And she said, yeah. Oh, yeah. I’d like to dance. And then she kind of told me, I said, well, you know, I said, well, come on if she ain’t gonna, if he ain’t gonna dance with you, I’m gonna dance with you. So I just carried her right on there and we dance, hey, we danced the rest of the night. And it’s been all over but the crying ever since, because we’ve been together and married 14 years and we dated two years. So that’s my, And she didn’t, she had never shown up at a thing like that before. I think, yes, she had been to a How much of a coincidence was it that she showed up at the first thing or the second thing? Because you would always show up at both things. Well, I didn’t go to the show because I was kind of in between. Wives, and hadn’t been to a shag club thing in a long time. That’s a good come on line. You know, seeing as I’m in between wives, you might could help me with that. And she did. She did. Took a little work, but it did. It worked. I’ve lost, I’ve, I’ve lost something. I was hoping you could help me find it. My next wife, that could have worked. But would you like to dance? Yeah, that’s, I mean, it’s pretty, that’s pretty good. That’s my, so the fact that it was like within a week is very, you had this momentum. Yeah. I wonder even if it had been like a month, three months, the second time you saw her. If it would have been different because there’s something about that sense of momentum. Hey, we just met last week and look, here we are again. This must be, this must be fate. Yeah. I don’t know, but I mean, it happened within six days. So it was, um, and I was, uh, you know, the first time I met her, I told her and said, man, that’s a nice looking lady, you know? So she might be able to help me with my problems. Well, I wasn’t really thinking about that. I’m trying to think, like, is there a crazy coincidence? I’m, nothing is really coming to mind. For some reason, the, the, this is not a, this is not even a coincidence, but I’m going to tell it anyway because it’s the closest thing I got. It’s coming to my mind. Um, we’re on a boat, uh, me and Rhett and his brother in law, uh, And, um, what happened? Oh, he was gonna get out of the boat and run and get something on shore and he needed the keys to the, and he got out of the boat and he started walking and he was in like waist high water and then he remembered, Oh, I didn’t get the keys. So then, uh, I picked up the keys, and I threw them at him to catch them, and he didn’t. So they go in the water, and then the, he’s moving, he was like, running back. But is this in a lake? It’s a lake, it’s a lake. Okay. But there was a current, there was like, There was a drift, so the boat was drifting, and then he was also trying to keep his eye on where I dropped the keys, but there’s no point of reference, and he was moving, and the boat’s moving, and I felt like a total idiot, which that was a dumb thing to do, you know, it didn’t have one of those flotation things on it. Oh yeah. Uh, which always put a flotation thing on your boat key, but this wasn’t the boat key, this was the car key, the truck key. And, um, Rhett’s in the boat and he’s, I’m pretty sure this is how it went, but he’s like, I’m keeping an eye on where I think it went. And he’s like go to go over to your right and i mean it’s like waist high water like above almost above his belly button And then he’s like Take a few steps over. Of course, the boat’s drifting. We’re getting further away. He’s yelling at me. He’s like, right there. And, and he bends over, disappears underwater, comes back up with the keys. Darn. It was like, and it, it was crazy that that happened. I’m telling. Um, I wouldn’t call that a coincidence. I would just call that was like a catastrophe, a dumb, uh, skirting of catastrophe. Yeah. You know, but I don’t really, I mean, with everything that happens. Do you like to attach meaning to, just like that, um, incident, did you, did you attach meaning to it? Like, okay, this is God or the universe bringing us together, or was it just like, well, you know, coincidences happen. With everything that happens all, all the time, everywhere, coincidences are bound to happen. It’s just the odds are for it. Or are you like, But you know, at my age, you have a thing that you, that I say, we say, a lot of people at our age say, there’s not ever a coincidence. It’s just something that was supposed to be. Okay. So everything is fate. Yeah. Kinda. Kinda. Kinda. Yeah. If it’s good. If it’s a good thing to happen, you’re saying it’s meant to be. If it’s a bad thing, then what? Well I, I’ve had some bad things happen to me that turned into, well, I turned it around and it ended up being a good thing, so. I do think that, I mean, whether we don’t totally, like, feel the same way about a coincidence, I do think there’s something good of having a baseline of like, this is happening, or this did happen. Yeah. So what am I gonna, how am I gonna respond to it? What am I gonna do about it? Or with it? Yeah. You know. I think there’s a lot of something happens and you’re just like, I wish that didn’t happen or, or what does this mean versus, well, it did happen now, what are we going to do about it? I think that’s a good baseline. It’s just like, all right, here we are. Yeah. This is what we got to deal with and what we’re going to, if it’s bad. Yeah. It’s good or bad. If it’s good. I mean, I do feel like it’s more rewarding to feel like that things are meant to be, especially if it’s something good. Versus just, man, we were lucky that we just happened to be there at the same time. Yeah. Look at us now. I don’t know. It’s time for, can I pronounce these words? Let’s see if I follow, fail. They’ve, they’ve got some, they got some more words for me to pronounce today. Yes. Who, who, who brought these in? Let me take a look. From, these are from Erica and you, you know what time it is, Charles. Okay. Yeah. All right. So let’s hear this first one. Keep going. Humus. No, no, no. I mean, keep going with the first one. Poke. Give me more. Pokey. Okay. Give me more, but different. He’s got a, he’s got a little thing over it. Yeah, I see that. What would you call that over the E? Apostrophe. A what? An apostrophe. Okay. I don’t know what it’s called either, but no, it’s not an apostrophe. It’s too far over the E. Okay. It makes you say it different. But the E becomes a, let’s make the E more of a, of an a Parker. Okay? Uh, let’s make the E more of a, a, a, a. Pogo. Well, you made the K a G. Pogo. If that E was just an A, Y, let’s make it an A Y. A Y? Yeah. Pokey. Let’s make the E an A Y, not two Es. P-O-K-A-Y Poker . A y how you say, a y, A. Yes. A . There you go. So put that together, poke. Okay. Yes. poke. Okay. And is that right? Yes. Okay, good. You’re like, I sometimes we get going on this stuff and I’m like, man, you thrown me off. Alright, now let’s, let’s move to the next one here. We’re still in the realm of food humus. Okay? Um, okay. That’s not right. So we’re going to go, yeah, I thought I had that one. No, that, that would be cannibalism. Humus. That’s one of them spreads. Oh, you know what it is? Yeah. You’ve ordered it. No. Or did you order it and never get it, because that’s not how you would order it. Humus. Nope. You’ve already said that. I know. Uh, what about saying, try a different way. See what comes to you. Humus. Okay. Humus. You must, uh, you must try again. , . Um, it’s the first part’s not right. The first U is not right. Oh, humus. That’s very close, but I don’t know where you got humus. Did you say humus? Yeah. Well take the first three letters. Hume? No, now the HUM. Um, hummus. That’s it. That’s it, man. It’s right under your nose. It’s the way that you could have said it from the beginning. I think I said it right to start with. No, you didn’t. You said hummus. Yeah, I know I did. I said it in a southern accent. All right, hummus. It’s, it’s, this is a simple one. Okay. All right. Now this one, still edible. Ciabatta. Um, maybe that’s how I would have said it too, but I do know that that’s not right. Okay. Not, no surprise. Uh, it’s, you know, I think there’s some, it’s an Italian bread, I think. If this, if you were Italian and you said this, how would you say it? And you would, maybe you would do this with your hand, you know, like, Alright, so it’s not, it’s not a sss sound. Oh. It almost gives you a, a ch, if you’re in Italy. That’s it. Boom. Alright, what about this one? Now Okay, but there’s, you’re, you’re leaving the N out, but you’re very, you’re very close. What just happened? Betcha me. There’s no, there’s no C. This is a sandwich. I don’t know. Botch me. No, there’s no C dad. There’s no C anywhere. B A N H. Botch, botch, botch me. Right, there’s still a lot of C in there. B, botch me. B A N H. Beneath me. Where is the C? Where are you getting the C? Where are you getting the, there’s no C. B A N H. I need to see you in bed, babe. We’re both looking at it. Banch me! Okay, you’re gonna see a C there, aren’t you? I don’t know, I’m saying something. Alright, B A. Ba. N. B A N. Ban. Ban, but you were right before, with the ah. B A N Ba Ban Nope, Bon Bon Bonet Bonet Me Okay, you know, we’ll come back to that one. What’s this one? Croissant See, you nailed it. You still got it. Starts with a C. We’ve given him his C. Now the C is out of your system. And then what’s this last one? Quiche. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Yep, well, okay, well, you’ve done good. You ended strong. But bond me. Bond me? Bond me. Bond me. So the H is silent. Well, no, the C is silent. No, bond me. I mean, bond, there ain’t no H, so this be bond me? Well there is an H, there’s not a C. I love it. But you said bond me. Yeah. I don’t hear no h in that. Okay, that’s fair. Okay. Did you hear a c in it though? No. Right. I tell you, the more we do this, the crazier I feel. You feel crazy. I’m starting to believe that you’re right. You know, all right. Well, maybe I’m talking most anything. Yeah. Well, But, don’t stop though. Don’t stop. I love it. I love it. Well, You can bond me anytime you want. It was, it was fun having you all here with us today and all you Myrtle Beasts. And we’ll be back next week for another one. And don’t forget to follow, subscribe, wherever you get your podcasts. on YouTube, and while you’re at it, rate and review us on Apple Podcasts. And if you’ve got a question, a comment, or a story you’d like to share with me, email me at ratherbeeshaggan53 at AOL. com. And y’all have a great rest of your week, and we can’t wait to chew on Some shabada again next time. Yes. Thank you Dad. , you did it. You redeemed yourself. Yeah. Wanna go get some Was fun. Say y’all. Love you. Love you too. You wanna go get some quisha? Yeah, I reckon he’ll think about it.

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