You’re in luck, we’re smelling urine. – Let’s talk about that. (jaunty intro music) Good mythical morning. – People eat stuff, and when people eat stuff it makes their pee smell different. Those are the only two facts that we need to know, because we have a show like the kind of show that we have to know that we’re going to now play a game based on the fact that that is true. I don’t know what we’ve become, but you keep watching, so we keep doing this kind of thing. – It’s time to ask, what’s that stinkle in your tinkle! Okay, so what has happened is members of the Mythical Crew have been eating foods, each eating a specific food, for a long time and then they have peed a specimen into a jar, which we are going to parade in front of us, unseal, smell, and based on facts that we have at our disposal and our olfactory senses, and our just, I would say our better judgment, we’re demonstrating we have none of that. – We’ve thrown that out. – We will each weigh in, and simultaneously, on what we think we’re smelling in the pee. And at the very end, the winner will be crowned, and will win a fantastic t-shirt I’m told. The loser, well we’re both already losing, we’re smelling our employees’ pee. – That’s the default, we are losers. Now there is some science behind this because each food that the crew members have been eating is something that, there’s a chemical reaction essentially, there’s a process, and we’ll get into some of that. – Like asparagus, you’re all familiar with, at least for some people genetically if they eat asparagus, their pee smells like asparagus pee. – But all theses foods are known to actually change the smell of your pee, so there should be differences, not just based on who ate what, but here is who ate what and the types of things we’re gonna be guessing from. Eddie ate a lot of asparagus. – Thanks Eddie. – Chase ate a lot of puffed wheat.- – That’s a good job. – Yeah, Micah ate garlic. – Oooh. – Ellie, one of our new crew members, ate, or drank, she may have eaten it, I don’t know. – She ate coffee. – She ate coffee. Kevin ate a lot of salmon, or sal-mon if you say it wrong. – Salmon, you like salmon I hope? – Lizzie ate a lot of curry. So those are the six things that we are choosing from, are your nostrils ready? – I think so, I mean, I’m putting on gloves. – [Together] Round One. – I feel like I should get my drink out of the way, just like place it somewhere else. – I’m just gonna put mine over here. – Okay, let’s bring in the first sample. You want me to do the honors? – Yeah, number one, get to it. Let’s not think about this, I mean whenever I’m at a public urinal, I try not to smell, but at least I know these people. Maybe that makes it worse. – I think you may vomit. Oh gosh, oh gosh. – I’m gonna waft it. – Let’s just – Just get ready to put the lid back on. – You’re gonna wave it right into your mouth if you don’t watch out. That’s not doing anything. – I’m not getting anything, I’m afraid to get my nose down in there, I’m trying to keep my mouth shut. You gotta really get down in it, bury it. (retch) I think he got it. (retch) Oh gosh. My eyes instantly started watering. That, it’s, man, it’s acidic. Like if I’m looking at my cheat sheet, I’m just trying to make this as scientific as possible. – It’s urine. – It’s very high smelling, like it’s acidic. Cap it. – I’m capping this crap, this pee. – I don’t know, I think I have my guess. – I have a guess, it just smells like urine. – Garlic contains methyl mercaptan, sulphur compounds in the kidneys create bitter and unpleasant smell, well we got that. The same gas released from animal decay in swamp areas. That’s what garlic does for you. – I got a tinge – That’s my guess. – I got a tinge of something in the very beginning, I don’t disagree with anything you just said, but I got a tinge and that’s the guess that I’m going with. – [Stevie] Okay, three, two, one. – Garlic – Puffed wheat – [Together] Round Two – Alright, pop it off. Let’s call each other doctor, I think that’ll help, Doctor Rhett. – Because this is what doctors do, after you pee in the thing, they then smell it, right? – Yeah. – Yeah, that’s why I didn’t go to medical school. – Doctor Rhett. – I don’t wanna smell the pee Dr. Neal, why don’t you do It? – I’ll go for number two, it’s a lighter one, looks like pond water. I know Eddie drinks a lot of pond water, no I don’t know that. – Let’s just dual smell. (coughs) – It’s got a floral note. Floral note. (retch) – The problem when I, when I get the smell, my body says no – Your body says to send it back out. – Don’t smell urine. – And evidently it’s down here when your body tries to get rid of it. – We’re not meant to do this. – Don’t swallow it with your nose. – We’re not meant to do this, my body is telling me that you’re not meant to smell other people’s urine. – Did you get some floral? – Floral, this one smells like a bathroom to me. This smells like Buies Creek Elementary, like one of the toilets broke, so who’s the most immature of us? – Coffee is a diuretic, meaning it makes you pee a lot. Which means that the urine would be not as yellow. I know I may be helping you out here, but you’re not gonna listen to me anyway, are ya? – No because I got a tinge of something in that one as well. – Was it a tinge of Ellie? – No – I don’t mean to make this weird, but – I don’t know why I keep smelling puffed wheat I don’t know if it’s a coping mechanism. If like that’s the way my body deals with it. – Please be puffed wheat. – Make it puffed wheat, and everything will be okay. But I smell puffed wheat again, so that’s what I’m gonna guess. – [Stevie] Okay, three, two, one. – Coffee – Puffed wheat – [Together] Round Three – Okay doctor, open the specimen. – What are we testing this one for? The flu? – No, just for food. – What? – We test it to see what food they – Oh gosh, I don’t even have to get close to this one. This is a strong – Oh! – Man! I’m afraid you’re gonna hit it, I’m afraid you’re gonna hit it. – Yeah that would be bad, wouldn’t it? – You’re getting closer and – I wasn’t even looking. – Yeah, what the heck. Come on man, think about it Dr. Neal. – You’re right, Nurse Rhett. – Well there’s a lot of smell at the beginning, and then it goes away, that’s what I’m learning. I know exactly what it is, and it has nothing to do with the personality of the person. I gotta, I just, I feel like this one’s obvious. I feel like this one’s like super obvious. (retch) I recently ate this. I recently ate this with you, the thing that is contributing to this. Very strong, very specific, something that – He thinks it’s curry. – Something that did not change as it went through the pee stream. – Well does curry say that? Curry contains cumin and coriander, very pungent spices. Odor chemicals pass unchanged through the kidneys, which causes very spicy urine. – I’m 100% sure that this is curry. – Urine smell is described as pungent and flavorful. I was thinking it might be garlic. – It might be puffed wheat, though. (crew laughs) You know, the more I think about it. – I’m in agreement, it has passed unchanged through the kidneys, we are goth saying curry. Right, you’re saying curry? – [Together] Round Four. – Oh gosh, I’m getting a headache. Like in here. – Doctor, let’s be ready when the pee smell comes. Because the pee smell comes strong right at the beginning, okay. – Okay, doctor. Ooooh, I am already smelling it. – No you’re not. That must be me. – Yeah, you smell like urine. Okay, open it. Don’t look down into it. – Oh gosh. (retch) Woah, cap it back, I don’t need any more hints. – What on Earth, that’s a thick smoky – I don’t wanna be a doctor, it’s just a solid brick. – It’s like beans. – I don’t think we should be giving each other so much hints, man. I don’t think we need to be giving each other so many hints. You know, what I smelled in this one is now – Salmon is rich in B6 vitamins. – Oh gosh, look, it’s leak, it leaked, it leaked, oh, it leaked, it leaked on the desk, oh what do I do, what do I do? – Put this, grab that, don’t touch me, touch that. – Oh, but then why is it on my side? – And then why, oooh, yes, that side. – Wipes. It’s a little yellower than, it’s a little yellower and it had a distinct fishy smell to it, I’m using that as a clue. – Salmon results in urine that is bright yellow and smells fishy or medicinal. Oh gosh, I’m thinking it’s either salmon, puffed wheat has got to be mild, I think we’ve already experienced that, – Alright, let’s do it, let’s guess, let’s guess. – Even though I haven’t guessed it. – [Stevie] Okay, three, two, one. – Garlic – Salmon – You guessed me – Got you, got you, got ya sucka. – [Together] Round Five – Or I got you. – You may. – Now that’s a light urine, that is a nice, light urine. – That’s definitely puffed wheat, I don’t even have to smell it to know. – Yeah, we shouldn’t smell it, we should just – Yeah, yeah, yeah, get ready, get ready. Hmm, this one smells good. (crew laughs) It’s not bad, isn’t it? – Yeah, it is not bad, compared to what we just went through, that’s not bad at all. – You think that’s puffed wheat? – Yeah, yeah. Drink it. Dip your tongue tip in it. – That’s the most pleasant smelling pee I’ve ever smelled, even, and I’m including all the pee that’s come out of me. You know sometimes like, – But there’s a blow-back effect. – You know sometimes when you, no, no, you know sometimes when you fart, and you’re like, that smells bad, but it smells a little bit good at the same time. – Yeah, yeah, yeah, like my body needs it back in. – Yeah, and I think sometimes that happens with pee, you’re like man, I’ve been working hard, and you can smell it in your urine, that’s what I just smelled right there, who works hard here? – For the record, never. Alright, I got mine. – I got mine. – [Stevie] Ready, three, two one. – Puffed wheat – Puffed wheat – That’s some good smelling cereal – That is puffed wheat, I shouldn’t have guessed that for the first two. – Liquid cereal – [Together] Round Six. – Oooh, this one’s darker. – Are you ready? – Now I haven’t voted asparagus. – You would think that would be obvious. – Gosh, I feel sick. – Maybe it will be. – I wonder why. – Oh gosh, you’re gonna vote asparagus now. (cough) Oh gosh, I spilled it again. – What the heck. – Is it got leaks. I don’t know what’s happening? – It doesn’t have leaks, it’s a bona fide specimen container. Lift it up. – Golly, I’m gonna have urine stains on my side forever. Golly that’s so asparagus-y. – Oh gosh, he’s trying to trick me into not guessing asparagus. – It is yellow, and you haven’t guessed salmon yet. – Eddie you nasty monster. Alright, I’m ready. – [Stevie] Alright, three, two, one. – Asparagus – Asparagus – See I didn’t bite, I didn’t bite. I didn’t drink, I didn’t nibble. – [Stevie] You guys ready for your results? – Alright, let’s just say – Well I guessed puffed wheat for three of em, so I have a feeling I lost. – Tell us how many each person got right without saying who’s who. – [Stevie] I’m sorry, what? Without saying who’s who? – Yeah – Okay, ready? – Someone got X right, and someone got Y right. – [Stevie] X got three right. – Okay. – And Y? – Y got – Dr. Y. – [Stevie] Three right. – Oh okay, so we tied. – We all tied-a-roosky. – [Stevie] You’ll have to share that shirt, why don’t you, uh, – Rhett, we gotta both fit in this shirt, what does it say? I smelled everyone’s pee and all I got was this lousy tee. At least the design is very fashion-forward. – We’ll rotate. – White t-shirts are really coming back. – You wear it, and then you bring it, wash it, and bring it back and I’ll wear it, don’t get any pee on it. – I think we should have pee stains all over it, I’ll start. – Well at least at the very bottom. Congratulations to both of us, or no one, however you want to see it, whether you’re a pessimist, a pee-imist, or an optimist. – Thank you for liking, commenting, and subscribing. Don’t hold this against us. – You know what time it is. – We’re the HCTC media communications class in Ellsworth, Maine – [All] And it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. – You can watch Good Mythical Crew on this channel tomorrow morning, where you can see how the crew prepared for this episode, you can also see Mike and Alex try to swallow hot dogs whole. – Maybe they succeeded, you’ll have to watch Saturday morning, but right now, click through to Good Mythical More, where we’re gonna analyze our peeing habits, and the crew’s experience. – 10 Second Tours, now this is a thing where we’re asking you guys to make 10 second, very short, tours of your hometown, and right now – Well, where you live. Your town – Yeah, no one has done it yet, except Alex, who’s gonna show you how it’s done right now. – [Alex] This is our movie theater, it’s showing one movie. This is our one stoplight. This is our one gas station, it’s the official fuel of Nascar. These people live here. – Hey, that’s how it’s done. – That was good. That was good Alex, you didn’t even put yourself in it, but that’s magnanimous of you. It was about the town, it wasn’t about you. Submit your hometown 10 Second Tour using hashtag 10SecondTour, one-zero for 10. – Yeah, we might put it on the show. – We will. – [Rhett] Click on the left to watch our show after the show, Good Mythical More. – [Link] Click on the right to watch another episode of Good Mythical Morning. – [Rhett] And click the circular channel icon to subscribe. – [Link] Thanks for being your mythical best.