GMM 2295: Hydraulic Press vs. Human Being (Challenge)

What would it look like if you hydraulic pressed a human being? – Let’s talk about that. (bright music) Good mythical morning. – You know, the internet’s full of genius creators who do weird stuff like recreate “Twilight” scene for scene. – Seen it. – Pole dance in a Shrek costume. – Seen it. – Or eat a lot of delicious and nasty food with their best friend. – Oh, those two guys sound handsome. – Mm-hmm. Oh, really? Well, today we’re gonna put one creator’s human hydraulic pressing, and our guessing, to the test. It’s time for, it’s an egg. It’s an iPhone. No, it’s a ceramic squirrel. We’re guessing what’s being smashed with Hydraulic Press Girl! Now, I have enjoyed many videos of the “satisfying” category, stuff being smooshed, crushed, extruded. You know what I’m talking about? But Hydraulic Press Girl takes it to another level. Oh my goodness. – Oh. (grunts) – You see, she’s the one on the left. – Oh, and then she gets pushed out just like a funnel. – And then, oh, and then she’s still the one on the left, and there’s toothpaste. – Oh. (laughs) – And then, yeah, look, she’s a little travel- – Yep, and oh, the head comes up. Oh my gosh, this is- – Oh, I love, this is that Ferrero Rocher, whatever that chocolate thing is called, but that’s her on the left. – Yeah, it’s hard to tell. Wouldn’t it be cool if she was here? – She is, Smac McCreanor. – Oh! – Is that how you say McCreanor? – That is perfect. – That’s right. – And I’m not the one on the left right now. I’m in the middle. – She’s the one in the middle. – Yes. – Smac, thanks for being here. – Thank you for having me, guys. – I love your name and I love what you do on the internet. – Well, the thing I’m wondering is, like, how do you discover that you have this incredibly specific ability? – My gosh, I feel like I have a pretty underwhelming answer. Let me try and make it energetic to sound cool. – No, no, no, just- – Yeah, just speak, say it loudly. – Okay. – Start out boring. – I am a dancer, and that’s pretty much it. I feel like my whole life, I’ve always leaned towards making fun of dance. Respectfully, hopefully, but- – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – Okay. – I think just even as a kid, like, I would see something like a chair and be like, oh, I can do that. And that’s just- – Oh, you’ve always imitated. – Oh, you’ve seen things and become them. – Kind of as a joke with my friends. But then once the internet came around a little bit more for me, I started filming it, and- – Uh-huh. – The internet is a great place for strange people like us. – Yes, I fit right in, I feel like. – We’re on Team Strange together. – Yeah. – Let’s play a game, Team Strange. All right, Smac is gonna do what she does, but without the split screen, because what we’re gonna have to do is guess what she’s impersonating. – I thought you were gonna say insinuating. – You know, yeah. – Same thing. – Insinuating. – I understand. Okay, points are gonna escalate each round and whoever wins gets an interpretive handshake from Smac. Huh, that’s gonna be creative. – I’m impressed. (bright music) – [Stevie] Okay, boys, Smac is gonna do her interpretive dance up to three times each round. – Okay. – [Stevie] After watching each time, you’ll use your whiteboards to make your guesses. The first two times she dances in a round, you’ll be guessing without lifelines, but before the third time you may choose to use one of your lifelines. – Good. – [Stevie] You just have to agree on which one you want to use. – Right. – [Stevie] And once a lifeline has been used, it’s off the table, capeesh? – Capeesh. – Capeesh. – I mean, ’cause this can’t be easy. – [Stevie] Let’s see, let’s, Smac, are you ready to do your first dance? – [Link] Oh, she’s getting down. – One second. – This is great. – Okay. – [Stevie] All right, let’s go. – Oh, oh, oh. – Whoa, she’s getting help. (crew laughs) Oh my goodness. – [Link] So- (crew claps) – So it was something black that when it got crushed, something green came out and slid away. (crew laughs) – I hope that KG was supposed to drag you away. I mean, were you expecting that? – I mean, I was, but it was still a surprise. (crew laughs) – Okay. – What’s black on the outside, green on the inside, it slides away. – Slides away. (crew laughs) – Black on the outside, green on the inside. – Slides away. – I mean, I don’t know how I feel about this ethically, but I do have an answer. (crew laughs) – Okay, what’s your- – I said lizard egg. – Lizard egg. (crew laughs) I don’t know, like, a mochi? – [Rhett] That sounds, that’s a really good guess, Link. – [Stevie] Okay, well, you’re both incorrect. (buzzer sounds) But that’s okay. – How do you spell mochi? – [Stevie] That’s okay. There’s another dance again this time. – Yeah. – No lifelines. So Smac, please do get into position. – Okay. – Where’d she go? (crew laughs) – I’m looking for new clues – [Stevie] And here we go. – Okay. – Something black. – Something black. – Mm-hmm. Ball-shaped. – Okay, and then it’s getting, the black thing’s getting smooshed. – And then we see the green, and then it’s, whoop, there it goes. – There goes the green. And then here we go. It’s gonna go away. – Oh! (crew laughs) – And then the black thing, so the shell… I mean, first of all- – What the crap? – [Rhett] I mean, I see why this works on the internet. – That is great. That is great. That didn’t help a lot, but I love seeing it twice. – [Rhett] Okay. – I also don’t know about the scale of this thing. It could be huge. – That’s the beautiful thing. – It could be small. – Well, it’s gotta be big enough to fit into a hydraulic press. – Okay. Jello-filled rock. – Okay, that’s good. (crew laughs) I feel like I was on the same track, but I said slime ball, which I don’t even know what that is. – We need a lifeline big time. – [Stevie] Okay. – [Rhett] But it’s something black with slime on the inside. – [Stevie] All right, so here are your lifeline options that you can use for this third time. Sound attack, which is when Smac’s gonna dance and have a, like, imitate the sound the object might make as it is being smooshed. – I like that. – [Stevie] Slower Jack, which is not Smac’s name, but it rhymes, in which she’s gonna do it in slow motion. – That ain’t gonna help. – [Stevie] Take it back, which involves the motion backwards, and rhyme it Smac, in which Smac will give you a word that rhymes with it while she’s doing the dance. Do any of those appeal to you? – A couple of ’em don’t, but once we use one, we can’t use it again, right? – [Stevie] Yes. – I mean, I feel like jello-filled rock and slime ball are so close to probably what the real answer is. (crew laughs) Maybe if we just slow it down that- Maybe there’s something that we’re missing. Maybe if you just go extra slow, maybe there’s, like, a- – Smac do you think that’ll help if you slow it down? – Well, I think I’ll do my best. – All right, let’s try. – [Smac] And we’ll see what happens. – All right. – Okay. (Smac laughs) – Okay. – [Stevie] And begin. – So a black thing. – Is it, like, an egg? – Black thing’s moving slower this time. (crew laughs) Being smooshed a lot slower this time. What has green that pokes out like that? – Is the, then the green’s already poking out. Like, and then there’s white, – And then- – So that’s white, and then there’s green. – Oh, it could be, like, a seed. Is it, I said it was, might be a lizard seed. – What? And then- (crew laughs) And then it’s red on the end. Hold on, it’s green, but then it’s red on the end. (crew laughs) – And I don’t know- – And then she’s slowly going away. She was going away slower this time. – I don’t know if the arms are doing anything strategic here of- – So it’s white on the one end and red on the other end and green in the middle. – Wait, red because of my hair? – [Link] Yeah. – I couldn’t get rid of that. – No, yeah, that’s, she’s not, she doesn’t, like, do full face paint or anything, – Okay, okay. – [Rhett] So I think you have to just assume- – Man. – It’s the black. If it was, like, brown- – [Stevie] You keep saying what it is. – I would say it was, like, a kiwi fruit or something like that. But, like, those are- – [Link] I think I have it, actually. – Okay. (crew laughs) All right, if you think you got it, I’ll go first. Burnt kiwi. (crew laughs) – I think it’s a mouthwash spill from a black egg. – Okay, there you go, that seems obvious. (buzzer sounds) – [Stevie] All right, let’s take a look at what it actually is. – Oh! – Oh, it is a kiwi. – No it’s not, it’s an avocado. – Oh, that’s a avoca- Oh, a avocado. – Yes. – A black egg. It’s a freaking avocado. – Yeah, I don’t know why. Yeah, it totally makes sense. Oh my gosh. – Oh, oh, oh! – That is so good. – Look at the legs. – And look how it, oh my gosh. – And why does it just go away forever? (crew laughs) Okay, it just- – Oh, we should’ve got it. – Hey, but burnt- – Smac! – [Stevie] You see what I mean? – Burt kiwi and avocado are like- – Oh, dude, I think you- – If you saw an avocado from a distance… Are you doing only points if we get it right? – Yeah. – Okay. (bright music) – [Stevie] Okay, boys, now that you’re warmed up, let’s make things a little bit more interesting. And I’m not just talking about Smac’s outfit right now. – Look at that. Whoa, you look ready. – How about we see if you can guess the dance after just one time before using your lifeline. – Oh yeah, ’cause we were so good on the first one, okay. – [Stevie] Yeah, I thought so. I think you get it now. Okay, Smac, are you ready? – Yep. – [Stevie] Let’s do it – Oh, oh, oh! – Back bend. – Okay, so we got something metal that is being… Holy moly. – Oh, this is gonna hurt. Whoa! (crew laughs) – Okay. – There she goes, and she’s back. (crew claps) Wow, Smac, I didn’t know if you would ever come back from that. – I’m here. I made it back. (crew laughs) It was a trip. – [Link] You literally came back. – Okay, so I think I know what happened physically, but what was it happening physically to? – [Link] And the sunglasses? – I think the sunglasses are, I think Smac makes choices. I don’t think- – Smac, do you make choices? – I mean, this is my art and, you know, I do make a few choices here. – What bends and pops? Bends and pops. (imitates popping) – And wears sunglasses. (crew laughs) – All right. – It’s a possibility. A metal ruler. – I thought, like, selfie stick, you know? – Ooh, that’s good. That’s good. – You know, brrp! – [Stevie] That was pretty good. – Thank you. – [Stevie] So about those lifelines. (buzzer sounds) Which one would you like to go with for the next dance? – Let’s hear it. Sound attack. – Let’s hear it, the old let’s hear it sound. Smac sound attack. (imitating creaking noise) (crew laughs) (imitating popping noise) (crew laughs) (crew claps) – Well, it made quite, you know- (Link imitates creaking noise) (Link imitates popping noise) You know what? I think it was leaking something. – So this is what I’m thinking. You know, what’s a word that goes with this? (crew laughs) What’s this in word form? – Are you, is this, like- – That’s close. – An alphabet- – Actually, sorry. – Is this, like, a hieroglyph? – Sorry, I forgot about the shades. (crew laughs) – All right, I have a guess. I don’t, again, I think it may be the right form, but I doubt it’s the right exact answer. How could something so satisfying be so frustrating? – Is that your answer? – I’m looking at this and I’m coming up with a name for it. Yeah, I’m going with steel french fry. – I went with sheet metal. You know, it’s just a piece of sheet. – [Link] Boring! – [Stevie] Oof. (buzzer sounds) Let’s see what it actually was. (both groan) – Oh, a CD! It’s reflective. It’s not metal. – Oh, and it just, woo! – And it pops out. (bright music) – [Stevie] Okay, you’ve proven that you’re really great at this game. – Yeah. – Thank you. – [Stevie] And you’re really warmed up, and so I think we make things even spicier this time. What I’m proposing is that Smac only does the dance one time. – Yeah. – [Stevie] But you get to use a lifeline. – Well, I mean, I think the the rhyme one. – Yeah, we’ll take rhyme it, Smac. – [Stevie] Okay, Smac, why don’t you do the dance first and then give the rhyme right after. – All right. You ready? – Okay, so- – Let’s do it. – She’s wearing, like, all peach or pink. I think peach. – I think I’d call that pink or salmon. – Okay. – Oh, it didn’t, whoa, it- (crew laughs) – It really didn’t last long. – It curled, like, her legs curled out. – [Stevie] Okay, and now for the rhyme. – The rhyme? Did he spank? – Did he spank? – Did he spank? – Yes, he did. (crew laughs) – [Rhett] Did he spank? – Did he spank? Did he spank? Did he, did he spank? – Diddy spank? – Pretty dank. Prison shank. – Plank. – Skank. – Diddy spank. – Oh, don’t, hold on. – Diddy spank. – This might help something. (crew laughs) Just think about that. I gave you a free clue. – I got it. I got it. You have seven seconds to make your guesss. (crew laughs) – All right, I think it’s a pretty shank. You know, one you would gladly die from in a prison. – That’s good. Right before that last little pose, I was thinking it was city skank. (crew laughs) – [Link] No offense. – But- – Come on, man, she’s a guest. – I’m just saying that it’s definitely piggy bank. – [Stevie] Let’s freaking see it. – Yes. – Oh, it is a piggy bank. – And that’s why it collapses so fast. Oh, yes, and the legs. (buzzer sounds) (bell dings) – Look at that. – ‘Cause it’s so hard that it has no give and it just- – Boom. – Boom. – You think you’re so good at it? – Yeah. – Why don’t you give it a shot? – Okay, I will. (bright music) – All right, Smac, how does it feel to be in Rhett’s position here? – I feel at home. – It’s very low pressure. – I feel like this is now my nine to five. I’m ready to move in. – Yep. – Yeah, I feel good. – How do you feel about Rhett being in your position? – You know, I wanna be fully supportive. Just, like, wishing him the best of luck. Watch your knees. – Welcome to Five Guys. (crew laughs) – Oh, is that a hint? – [Stevie] Okay, to clarify to the viewers what’s going on here, Smac, you’re gonna be playing in place of Rhett, so any points you get go towards Rhett’s total. – Oh yeah. – [Smac] Congrats on winning. – She speaks the language. – [Link] Try your best. – [Stevie] Yeah, yeah, and then in a second, Rhett, we’re gonna show you a video of something being pressed that you’re going to have to emulate with your dance, but there’s only gonna be one time that you’re gonna do the dance and there’s no lifelines. – And before you do it, I mean, we invented this game. If you like it, we also invented another game, We’re Still Good, a party game created with Spin Master. Get your friends together, put a positive spin, laugh in the face of disaster. You’re gonna love this game. It’s available at amazon.com. – [Stevie] Okay, Rhett. – It’s available. – [Stevie] Are you ready to see your video? – Yes. – [Stevie] Okay, here we go. – [Link] Oh, we’re just watching him watch the video. – Oh, my. – [Smac] I think I already know it. – Oh, my, I don’t know if I can do that. (laughs) (crew laughs) Whoa, okay. All right, I’ll do my best. – [Stevie] You ready? Here we go. And begin. (crew laughs) (imitates fizzing noise) (crew laughs) – Okay. (crew claps) – I have to say, that was a really good performance. – Yeah, but you don’t know what he was doing. – Well, yeah, okay. – How could you say it was a good performance? – Yeah, it could’ve been the worst. I’m not even even sure. (crew laughs) – Now, you did make some noises. Oh yeah, I did. But again, they’re just what I imagined. – It was like a similar trajectory to your CD escape. – I’ll give you a hint. – [Stevie] Please give them a hint. – I’ll say that this is not what I would expect this thing to do. I was expecting that I might need a prop or something. – I mean, I have experienced watching quite a lot of objects, and I’m going out on a limb here, but I think I have an idea. – [Rhett] Yeah, I feel good you being in my position. – I can’t even think of something that’s red on the top, black on the bottom. You’ve thought of that? – Possibly. (laughs) – Okay. All right, I’m ready. I’m gonna go first ’cause you seem really confident and- – Okay. – I’m not. Upside down thermometer. (crew laughs) – I can’t believe it. (crew laughs) – Is that it? – No. – Okay, just ignore the confidence I had, ’cause now I’m really second guessing. But was it a red Sharpie? – You know what? I believe that would make more sense than what- – [Link] That’s a good guess. – …ended up actually happening with this. – Oh. – I’m just gonna say, when you see this, (buzzer sounds) you’re gonna be like, I can’t believe that that happened to this. – [Stevie] Let’s see it. – Oh! – Get out! Oh, the neck was perfect. – It didn’t, it didn’t, it, what? And then it escaped? – [Rhett] Yeah, no liquid escaped. – The bent knees. – No liquid escaped. – What? (crew laughs) – That was 10 outta 10. (crew claps) – How did the liquid not escape? – I don’t know, man. I kept my liquid in, too. – That is amazing. – Wow. – I can do better. – Oh. (crew laughs) (bright music) – [Stevie] Okay, it all comes down to this. Rhett has three points. Smac, you’re playing for Link this round, and Link, boy, do you look amazing. – Welcome to Subway. (crew laughs) – Yep. – [Stevie] Okay, Link, are you ready to see your video? – Yeah. – Okay. – [Rhett] Uh-oh, oh, sideways. – Yeah, yeah, okay. I think I’m ready. – [Stevie] Okay, and begin. – What is happening? – Oh, ooh. – KG! (crew laughs) What in the world? – Where is that coming from? – It’s a magic trick. – Oh, it stayed connected. – Ugh. – Oh. (crew claps) I feel like I got something outta that. – I think I- – I definitely got something outta that. – [Smac] I felt, like, emotions from it. It was quite- – To me it was the hat turn. I mean, the- – I’m stumped. – I don’t know how helpful the colors are. I don’t feel like that’s what I’m going off of, but… – Gee whiz, I have nothing happening in my head, and this is wrong, but I’m going for it. – Okay. – Okay, go for it. – A kiwi. – Oh, the old yellow kiwi. (crew laughs) – I took your idea. – A yellow kiwi? – Well, now that you said the colors were spot on, I thought it was a soap dispenser, because you turned your hat to the side and then (imitates squirting noise) something came out. – Well, let’s see it. – Oh, Play-Doh. – Of course. – And then the little… (grunts) – Oh. Wow. (crew laughs) – Okay. – The consistency was perfect. – [Rhett] It’s all in the face. He was making the Play-Doh face. – How can I lose with a performance like that? – Well, because you didn’t get any right the whole time (bell rings) and I got one right. – Neither, I got nothing right. – All right, congratulations. So Rhett wins an interpretive handshake. – All right, are you ready? – Yeah. – You’re more ready than I am. – Now, what, tell me what- – You just have to copy everything I have to do. – Okay. (crew laughs) (crew laughs) Maybe. (crew laughs) Are you making this up right now? – And scene. (crew claps) – Because that felt very well thought through. – Thank you. (crew laughs) I’ve been doing that for a good 10 years now, so… – You know what? – Smac, I’m glad that we’re friends now. At least I think we are. – Yeah, that was a lot of fun. You have a fun job, too. – Thank you so much. – You know what? – I mean, you guys- – Isn’t it great to have a fun job? – It’s a wonderful life. (crew laughs) – It’s a wonderful life. Be sure to follow Smac on all of her social media platforms @SmacMcCreanor. – Yes, and thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. Now you say, “You know what time it is,” Smac. – You know what time it is? – Yep. – Hi, I’m Mariana from Costa Rica, and… It’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. – Okay, well… (crew laughs) You know what, a second ago I was impressed with what you did, but then I saw that. – Right, that’s over. – Click the top lane to watch us guess the movies from their bad press in Good Mythical More. – And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality’s gonna land. – [Rhett] Get some friends together and pick up your copy of We’re Still Good, the party game that laughs in the face of disaster, from amazon.com.

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