What fast food burger do you hate the most? – Let’s talk about that. (cheerful music) Good Mythical morning! – You know, sometimes fast food is the perfect way to stop your crying, whether you are a child or an adult and sometimes it tastes so bad it makes you cry. – Hmm. – And you know where the worst fast food goes? – The Scorn Hole! – That’s right! It’s time for “Scorn Hole: Worst Fast Food Edition!” Welcome to the corn hole field zone. – All right, here’s how this is gonna work. We’re gonna be tasting burgers across five different fast food restaurants, and then fries, and then something beyond the menu. And in each round, we’re trying to guess which item you thought was the worst by tossing the corresponding corn hole bag at the Scorn Hole hole. – And again, the bag for the worst food item is worth the most points, okay? And whoever wins gets hand fed a buttery corn cob from resident corny grandma! – She’s back! (fun music) – [Stevie] We’re kicking things off with french fries. – Woo! – [Stevie] Of the five fast food chain french fries in front of you… Wow, that was like a little alliteration tongue twister thing! – Yeah. – Which did the Mythical Beasts think is the worst? – Burger King, I don’t really think about their fries. – Is that a good thing or a bad thing? – It must mean they’re mid. – I mean, look at how curly that curly is. That’s one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. Nine curlies! – Look at the jumbled up mess that this one is, though. You can’t expect consistency with curly fries. – People hate on Arby’s all the time. So do they also hate on… I think this really comes down to what do people in general think about curly fries? Do more people not like curly fries? They’re curly! – Most of them are not curly, which leads to a disappointment. – Jack in the Box is less tight curls. – Yeah, where- – It’s more of a wave. – What happened here? They used some sort of relaxer on there. – Well- – Fries. – Don’t they have regular other fries at Jack in the Box? These are all curly fries. I don’t ever get fries at Jack in the Box. – I think these tastes pretty much exactly the same. – Same vendor. – Hmm. And I like this seasoning on a curly fry. – I agree. – You know, it kinda goes together, the curly and the seasoning. But again, it’s polarizing. Now, you get over here to Wendy’s, they got the skins on the ends. – That’s a pretty high quality fry. Pretty simple, understated. (fry crunches) – It’s a good fry! – I just don’t know what people think about fries. I haven’t been talking to my friends about fries lately. – McDonald’s fries. There are people that- – Polarizing. – Love these. – [Rhett] Oh, they’re so good though! Man! – You gotta eat them really fresh. – Yeah. – Now, we’re not sitting here, pounding our face, coming right out of the drive through, but we’re taking that into account. Don’t you worry. – Pounding our face? – Yeah, man! – Let’s go guess. – Mm! (fun music) – Okay. Traditionally, Burger King has had so much misdirection and flip flopping on their fries. They’ve reinvented them multiple times. I don’t think they’ve ever nailed the recipe. I think people recognize that, they sense the weakness. And so I think that people don’t like Burger King fries so I’m not gonna go all Burger King all the time. And I made a slight miscalculation in wearing a jacket. I think I’ll have to grab my jacket. Hold it out of the way. – I would just call that an open shirt. – Well, it’s a shacket. You know, that’s the confusing thing about it. – It’s only a shacket if there’s a liner. This is a shirt. – Well, (crew laughs) if you go to the website, it says, “Shacket.” It actually says, “Field jacket.” – Well- – And we’re in the corn hole field. – I’ll email them. (crew laughs) (Rhett exhales) (beanbag thumps) (Rhett groans) – Oh, off the board! Now, I’m about to tell you right now, Rhett, I’m not voting for Burger King at all. – Got it. – I just think it got lost in the mix, just like it did in our conversation. I’m also not gonna vote for Wendy’s at all. – Got it. – I just think people think Wendy’s fries are great. – Mm. – But people don’t know about Arby’s and Jack in the Box. They don’t… Crap. I’m almost about to throw for Burger King. (Rhett laughs) But I said I wasn’t gonna do that. – Yep. Well, you said not throwing any. – You know what I’m gonna do? McDonald’s, everybody knows about it, everybody has an opinion. So it’s gonna show up on the votes. – You might be right about this. – So I’m gonna go with McDonald’s with my first toss. Oh, that’s short! – Well- – I grazed the side of my thigh. – Oh, and you don’t even have a field jacket on! – I know! – Boy, not a strong showing. I’m going back to Burger King. Maybe it’ll land on the board this time. (beanbag thumps) No, it won’t. – Woo! See, we didn’t warm up. Maybe we should have warmed up. – We didn’t warm up because we were told last time we were too good. – Yeah, and now we’re bad. I’m still going with McDonald’s because I need to land one of those on the board. – We’ll let our- (beanbag thumps) – [Link] Yes! – We’ll let our actual play be our warmup. – Okay. You’re still trying to get that Burger King on the board. (beanbag thumps) – Golly. – And you are- – What is happening? – Well, you’re throwing it with too much velocity, with not enough arch. – (groans) Yeah. – Okay, so now I’m gonna move on to Jack in the Box. (phone buzzes) Jack in the… Is my phone ringing? (crew laughs) So, what did I say? Burger King? (crew laughs) (Link laughs) Jack in the Box. (crew laughs) Okay, here we go. – Did you get a call from Burger King? – Yeah. Don’t you do it! (Link inhales and exhales) (beanbag thumps) Yes! – Corn hole! – All right. Hmm. I gotta get one on there. (beanbag thumps) Golly! – Look at you! You gotta aim further down the board. You know what? I’ve gotta give Arby’s some hate, even though I actually really respect Arby’s. (Link exhales) Oh, that’s too hard! – Oh! – Too right. (fun music) – Wow! (tongue clicks) – You’re not getting any points no matter what. – I know I got a zero. – Where’s the hate landing, Stevie? – [Stevie] In order from best to worst. – Okay. – [Stevie] We have McDonald’s. – Yep. – Oh, McDonald’s! – [Stevie] For one point. – Oh. – [Stevie] Missing the best slot by a single vote, which is perplexing to me, we have Arby’s. – No! – [Stevie] For two points, then Jack in the Box for three points, Wendy’s for four points, which means the worst fast food French Fry, Burger King With five points. – Well, of course I knew that. I just couldn’t throw it. – Man! – Do I get anything for being 100% correct, but 100% wrong at the same time? – No, because I get everything for being 100% wrong. (Rhett sighs) (fun music) – [Stevie] Next up we have five delicious smelling signature fast food burgers. Which do the Mythical Beasts say is the worst? – Stevie, are you saying you wanna bite? You said delicious smelling. I mean, you feel left out? – Yeah. – You just smell things? (wrappers crinkle) – [Stevie] I do like the smell. The smell goes a long way. Please don’t bring the burgers back near me at all. – Jumbo Jack? No cheese! (wrappers crinkle) – That’s a bad burger. (wrappers crinkle) – Yeah, it is. (wrappers crinkle) – I mean, gosh! – But do people know it’s bad? – Now the Double Whopper shouldn’t have cheese either, right? (wrappers crinkle) – Unless it’s a Double Whopper with cheese, friend. – Mm-mm. (wrappers crinkle) I just disagree with that choice. I don’t like the fact that they do that. (wrappers crinkle) – He didn’t like the fact that you’d do that, that you don’t put cheese on things sometimes. – By default. ‘Cause then you have to remember to say cheese. If you don’t like cheese it’s easy to remember that you don’t want it. – I have noticed that good Burger King employees at the drive-through- – You’re good. – Will say, “You want cheese on that?” Because they know that a lot of people think like that. (wrappers crinkle) Now- – Now a Double Double! – Nobody hates this, unless you’re from Texas and confused and think that Whataburger is better than this. – Right. (crew laughs) – Y’all Texas people, y’all got a lot of things figured out, but not that. – And it’s called a Double Double because it’s got double meat and double cheese. (wrappers crinkle) I think. (Link and crew laugh) – Mm! So many onions on that. I love it! – So much better! (hands clap) – It’s just a different level. – Mm! – It’s a different level. It’s not as good as Shake Shack, but you didn’t hear that from me. – Visit La, go to In-N-Out, but don’t go to the one by LAX. – Why’s that? Is that where your cousin works? – You’ll be waiting forever! And my cousin doesn’t wash her hands. (Rhett laughs) Big Mac, it’s a classic. Now, there’s only one cheese slice on a Big Mac. – [Rhett] You okay with that? – Uh uh. – You want double cheese! – Next time I get a Big Mac, which is once a year, besides on this show, I’m gonna order a second slice of cheese. – You do you, man. (crew laughs) – The Baco-freaking-nator! This thing- – That’s a good burger too. – This thing does not apologize. – Mm-mm! I know which one’s the worst burger. By tasting, it’s the Jack in the Box burger. But which one do you think is the worst? (fun music) – Jumbo Jack is clearly the worst burger that I just tasted. I think even if you haven’t tasted it, you’re gonna rank it low in the votes. I gotta start there. (beanbag thumps) (Link inhales) (beanbag thumps) (crew laughs) See, I always… Don’t laugh! – You didn’t believe in yourself. – Mad Dog. – Oh. – Get that outta here. – So Link- – It’s not that I didn’t believe in myself, it’s just that it always seems closer. As I’m throwing it, it seems like it’s getting closer. – You haven’t adjusted to your new glasses. Here’s the thing. Agree with you, Jumbo Jack, not a great burger, but I don’t think enough people have tasted it to have a really formed opinion about it. Again, I think that- – I don’t think that matters. – No one’s gonna say, unless you’re from Texas, “In-N-Out is bad.” The Wendy’s has got a great burger because of the square beef and it’s fresh and all that stuff. I don’t think anybody’s gonna say the Baconator’s bad. I actually think the Big Mac is disappointing for a lot of people and I think the Whopper is disappointing for a lot of people. So I’m gonna start out with a Whopper guess. – Now, and that’s a Double Whopper. I don’t know- – It’s a Double Whopper. – If that plays into your thinking. (beanbag thumps) Oh! – Okay. (hands clap) – Looks like you’re back in this. – Clap for yourself if no one else does! (crew laughs) – All right, I’m gonna vote for the Double Whopper. I might as well go ahead and do that now to play a little defense. – Oh! Were you planning on that? – Yeah. – Oh, you were planning on that. – I mean, nobody orders a Double Whopper. – Who does that? – [Link] Especially without cheese! Good Lord! (beanbag thumps) Yes! – Oh my gosh! (hands clap) What in the world, man? – I’m clapping like I’m on a game show. Do you like that? (crew laughs) – Again? I think that people don’t like the Big Mac because it’s got that Thousand Islands sauce on it, it’s smaller than they expect. It’s kind of an old man’s burger. – I am not gonna vote for the Big Mac. That’s crazy! (beanbag thumps) Woo! (Rhett groans) – Dang it! – Oh, he’s crowding that hole! I’ll tell you. – Tell me what? – I gotta go back to Jack in the Box, the Jumbo Jack. I’m trying to figure out, am I going for the hole now or just for the bottom of the board? ‘Cause I don’t wanna knock your blue boy in. – My blue boy wants to go in so bad. – Okay. (beanbag thumps) Like a starfish. – Okay. That’s a colorful playing field, man! – I’m going back to the Whopper again. I think that’s the best guess. (beanbag thumps) Oh! I gotta get it in the hole, bro! I can’t get it in the hole, bro! – For my last toss, I am going for the Double Whopper because I just feel like it’s number one. And I know I’ve got the points on you there, but I gotta keep that going. (Link exhales) (beanbag thumps) Okay. (hands clap) – Okay. (Rhett exhales) I feel like I need to have one Jumbo Jack guess because it was so bad! – It was so bad! – And I think people might just be like, “I don’t like Jack in the Box! I hadn’t had that burger, but I assume it’s bad.” You know, that might be what is in people’s minds. So how do I get this to go in the hole over all those bags? (beanbag thumps) (Rhett groans) – Oh! It’s a pile up! (fun music) – We’re back! Which one you wanna bite again? I know which one I wanna bite again. – The In-N-Out! – [Stevie] Okay. In order from best to worst, we have Wendy’s for one point. – Mm-hmm. – Baconator got number one? – [Stevie] Got number one, it’s that bacon! – It’s a bit surprising. – [Stevie] In-N-Out, two points. McDonald’s, three points. (hands clap) Jack in the Box, four points. And Burger King is the worst yet again. – I should have gone Whopper every dang time! – We were on the same page, all of us. And you know what? In a game full of negativity, let’s take a moment to focus on that. (crew laughs) And now, let’s move on to me continuing to win. (fun music) – You know what, we’re celebrating the four year anniversary of the Mythical Society! And in order to do that, to celebrate it, we’re giving you some discounts. First Degree Monthly you can get for $2! First Degree Annual, you can get for $22! That’s about 60% off. Now this only applies for the week of February 11th through the 18th, okay? Take advantage. – Get in on that! And if you’re a current member, you can upgrade to an annual account for the discount. And reminder, we got a new app for iOS and Android. We want you to experience the Mythical Society. Give it a shot! The discounts are real! – Hmm. – [Stevie] Okay, so this round gets a little bit personal ’cause fictional feelings could get hurt. – Okay. – Okay. – [Stevie] We are judging fast food mascots, and the Mythical Beast did say one of these is the worst. – So we taste them? – Yeah. (crew laughs) – Taste. Ugh! – Oh gosh! – Ronald is so, it’s much stickier than I anticipated! Lick that. – I ain’t lick nothing that Mad Dog Lucas touches! (crew laughs) – Okay. – I mean, you wouldn’t either, right? Lucas? – Lucas – Ronald, Wendy, the Burger King, Colonel Sanders, and Jack from Jack in the Box. – We got some creep factor. – What about Grimace? – With the clown. – What about Grimace? – He not the mascot. – Oh, that’s- – Creep factor of the clown. – I beg to differ! – The creep factor of the king with the unexpressive mask, and then the Jack in the Box guy is creepy in a real world kind of way. You know what I’m saying? – And he’s very present everywhere. – Yeah, he’s very present. – He’s in the commercials all the time. – He’s like a lurker. He’s like, I don’t know. Sometimes I open my bathroom door and I just think I’d see him in there taking a dump. You know? – No, that’s me. (fun music) – People love to hate on Ron McDon, that straight up clown. – That’s a straight up clown. – I gotta start there, even though my personal vote is between Jack and the King. (Rhett laughs) Ain’t nobody voting for Wendy, right? – Nobody. Nobody. – Ain’t nobody gonna vote for Wendy! Or Colonel Sanders. – ‘Cause Colonel Sanders isn’t really anything anymore. It’s just whatever actor is currently playing him. – Okay. – It might even be Melissa McCarthy. (laughs) – Ron McDon! (crew laughs) (Rhett laughs) (beanbag thumps) – [Link] Yo! – Dang it! Well, you’ve really created a problem for us here, Link. (hands clap) Everybody hates clowns. I’m totally on that train with you. But what am I gonna do? Am I gonna- – [Link] Knock it in, just to get it out of the way. – I’m just gonna go a little bit high. Maybe I knock it in, maybe I don’t. (beanbag thumps) – Yes! Thank you, sir! – Corn hole! – All right. (crew laughs) (bell chimes) – Thank you! – I was hoping I would also send mine in with yours, but that didn’t happen. – Now that I’ve got some Ron McDon in the hole, I got to move on to, it’s really a toss up between the King and Jack. But the King is more global than Jack. – But his head is less global. (crew laughs) Don’t block the hole again. – Short. (beanbag thumps) See, I always, I just get in my head about it. – I feel like the Burger King is a great guess. My strategy has so far been splitting between the King and the clown. Burger King, he’s not as hated as he was 10 years ago, but he’s still pretty hated. (beanbag thumps) (groans) Dang it! – Man! – That hole just doesn’t like me today! – Dancing on the rim. (crew laughs) I know McRon got votes and right now I’m sitting pretty. I don’t even care. I gotta stick with Ron. People love to hate on Ron. (Link exhales) Oh! Oh man! I almost knocked yours off! (bell chimes) – Okay, I’m going back on Ron as well. – You’ve helped me out ’cause you just blocked mine from going off. – Oh! – Yes! – Swisher! – Woo! (hands clap) – Might need a replay on that. That was a swish corn hole! – Thank you! Thank you. (crew laughs) Thank you. – Still just worth an extra two points. – [Rhett] Yeah. – All right, I’m still going for Ronald McDonald. Yeah, I’m feeling good about this. (Link inhales and exhales) (beanbag thumps) Woo! I’ll take it! (bell chimes) – A lot of heavy breathing over here. – I’m Ronning it up! Ronning it up! (beanbag thumps) – [Link] Oh goodness! And did you just knock me off? – Yeah. – Yes! – Shoot! – Yes, I did! I knocked you off! (Rhett exhales) – Man! Shoot, dude! – Shoot, Dude! – I lost all of those points. – [Stevie] In order from best to worst, we have Wendy for one point. – Of course! – [Stevie] Colonel Sanders for two Points. – Yes! – [Stevie] The Burger King for three points. Ronald McDonald for four points. – No! People hate- – And Jack in last place. – People hate on Jack? – Jack is the worst? – What? – But what does that do about points? – [Stevie] Oh, it’s so close! Rhett, you have 34. (bell chimes) Link, 32. – No! (buzzer buzzes) – It was knocking you off! – You knocking me off, man! – [Rhett] It was knocking you off! – Dang! – Woo! Okay, do I get a buttery corn cob from the corny grandma? Is that what happens now? – Man! – Oh, you want me to butter up your corn cob, eh? (Rhett laughs) – Yeah. Now, I understand you’re going to hand feed me. – Oh yeah. Have you ever been to the Field of Dreams? (Rhett chuckles) We could disappear into some cornfield together one day. (corn crunches) (Chase groans) (crew laughs) Meow! (crew laughs) (corn crunches) – I finished the cob. (crew laughs) – That is some buttery cob! (Rhett sighs) – Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. – You know what time it is. – My heartbeat! (crew laughs) – I’m Kari. – I’m Glen. – And I’m Kevin. – [Kari] And we’re doing a chicken sandwich taste test for my 28th birthday. – [All] And it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality! – Best way to celebrate a birthday! – Yes, sir! 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