Today, we’re making human cakes. Let’s talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. You know, it’s been a while since I’ve been turned into some sort of giant, inanimate object. Yeah, you made a really beautiful chocolate fountain. Mm hmm. And a teabag. And a sushi roll. And you were a terrifying human peep, but how would you feel about changing things up and being on the other side of the artistic process? Um, well, as long as you’re by my side, I feel great about it. Deal. It’s time for Giving Frosted Tips A Whole New Meaning: Making Human Cakes. Welcome to the caked up zone. Uh huh. And please welcome, from the Halloween Baking Championship on Food Network, as well as the winner of the Big Bake Canada. It’s Jocelyn Zhang, the caker. Hey, Jocelyn. Jocelyn. Nice to meet you. Thanks for being here. Clarifying question. Yes. Is a cake in Canada, the same thing as a cake in America? Yes. Okay, alright. I was nervous. I think a more pertinent question is, Have you ever decorated a human as a cake? I have not. We haven’t either, so who’s helping who? Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. You’re ready to help us. Yes. Cause we need it. I’ve never baked a cake, he’s never baked anything. We’re gonna rolling pin everybody. That’s what we’re gonna do. Okay. Well, let’s bring out our nude cakes, aka. our humans. Oh, a nude cake is a robed human. Christine and Adam, thank you for being here. You guys look like a weird Cirque du Soleil kind of vibe. Thank you. How do you feel about this? I don’t know. I don’t know. Yeah, I don’t either. I don’t know. I’m nervous that it’s going to be cold, mostly. Oh, yeah. You know, the decorations. Well, you’ve got this, uh, is that like made out of other human skin that’s covering you? Exactly. Alright. Yeah, so you’ll be fine. Custom fit. You won’t feel a thing. So who gets who, Stevie? Well, we’re gonna make things a little interesting er. Uh, because, of course, this is gonna be a competition, so not only is Jocelyn helping you, but she’s also gonna be judging you at the end. Uh huh. And picking her favorite human cake, and the loser will be decor-hated in more. So in order to determine who will be decorating which model, the closest answer to this trivia question gets to pick. Okay. An icing type I’m sure you’re familiar with, royal icing, came from Queen Victoria having a pure white wedding cake. What year was her wedding? Queen Victoria? Queen Victoria. 1845? I was going to say, uh, 1810. It’s 1840 . Oh. So, but I went over. You have the choice, Christine or Adam? Weeoooweeooo, alright, I’m gonna go with Adam. Okay. Alright. Adam, I’m gonna be touching you a lot. Okay, great. Christine, I’m not gonna touch you at all. I’m not gonna touch you. I’m just gonna, tools will be touching you. I’ll be touching the tools. You feel stable? Look at you. I feel stable. Okay. Jocelyn, come on back here. So you decorate cakes with, uh, on a lazy Susan. Yeah. You’re gonna help orient us to this. But first, can we have our cakes disrobed? That’s quite a, um that’s quite a palette. Are you jealous? I don’t know which position I would rather be in. I think I’d rather be watching at home. Well, we got so much stuff here, uh, we’re gonna, we have, we can use everything. Now, to clarify, we’re treating their morph suits as if that is, like, already a layer of full icing. Because we’re not gonna just, like, cover them in a thin layer and then go over that again, right? We ain’t got time for that! Correct, yes. They’re fully white. Okay, all right. All right. I’m gonna start with this. This is called a pipette. Piping bag. Piping bag. Oh, yeah, I thought I was in chemistry class. I’m starting with a piping bag as well. I’m going green. And then I just take this and start squeezing it on him, right? Do you want to pose or anything? I’m thinking, I wanna start, I wanna start with some sort of thing here that, like, starts to give me some roundedness. Like some rounded stuff from here that then I can take down. Yeah, I like that. Uh, do you have children? No. I’m gonna give you one. Great, sounds good. Yeah, like this. I did that, that came out wrong. Oh, yes. I just told Christine, I just told Christine I’m gonna give her a child, and, um. It sounded like a really bad pickup line. See that? Do you have children? I’m gonna give you one. I’m gonna give you one made out of icing. Are we doing rings like this? Is that the vision? I think so. And then I’m gonna do some sort of like. We could do stars with that tip as well. Oh, stars with the tip? There you go. There we go. I’ve seen that done on cakes. Jocelyn, I’ve seen that done on the bottom of cakes. Let’s get it. That’s beautiful. Right? Yeah, it’s a border. It’s a border. It looks great. It’s a border, everybody. It’s a border and it looks great. If you squeeze it harder, it’ll ruffle down. Now that she’s going, I’m gonna go hard. Or that, you know. What did I do wrong? Wait, can we turn this? You can, yeah, you can turn the. Can we turn it? What is this stuff here? These are cake combs. Oh god. So what I, what I’m thinking I’m going to do is. How’d you get it to stick so good? Check this out. Push harder. That’s the actual tea. Does that, does that hurt? You’re so fancy. That looks great actually. And does that actually feel good? Like maybe like a spa treatment? I, I don’t know about that. I don’t know about maybe a spa treatment. So which way are you going to spin it? Ooh, look at that. Look at that. And then I’m just gonna use it. Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! I’m, I’m sprung. I’m, Jocelyn, what happened to my, my tip? Oh, no! I’m holding just the tip. Okay, now we’re gonna make the baby. And I, what I, what I mean by that is I’m gonna make a baby out of icing. This, uh, really is. Okay, this is gonna be the baby’s head. And I’m kinda limited on. I love this rainbow, actually. I know, this is pretty good, right? These two spoons are gonna be the baby’s legs. Okay. I’m developing my own. This is gonna be a pink baby. Human cake. You’re making a baby over there? Yeah, they come out like that. Okay, so there’s just gonna be a lot. Yeah, you are kind of. I like where you’re going. It’s a baby, okay? Don’t look at me like that. What? She’s holding a baby? She’s holding a baby. Chase, help me out. You see what I’m doing here? Now Jocelyn, that’s not my fault! That’s what they all say. Keep putting a stripe. You stand over here. And then you, you can do one of those. We just need to get. Am I allowed to ask someone to push my glasses up on my face? I don’t want to ruin the creation. Thank you so much. I really appreciate it. See, that’s why I chose you, because we both wear glasses. Yeah, yeah, exactly. So I understand. The comaraderie. Ooh, I like that. Try to do that on the other side. That’s totally fine. I have so many layers on right there. See, I left it to, uh, I left that to Chase to worry about. The red line has fallen in a very odd angle. It’s gonna be okay, cause I’m gonna scrape all of this. I feel like I should get you to do this. Can you make her some pants? What’s your vision? Well, just like some briefs. It looks like Superman ice cream. Did you ever have that? Yes. The hair of the baby is flowers. I need some more coverage on the, uh, on this other arm. Hit it with the purple, too. That’s actually quite worse. You need to give me something that I can work with, Chase. I’m on it. It looks like it’s like a bouquet in front of her. But it’s a baby. Don’t forget that. We need eyes, though. Yes, yes, yes. I’m so excited. Can’t wait. Let me do my scrap, patented scrape technique here. Okay. Halt. Ooh, yeah. Okay. It really is giving amphibian sea creatures. Thank you. Can you swim? Yeah, I sure can. This has to feel good. I mean, just think of this like a spa treatment. Should we try it on you? Nice green here. What kind of eyes would you like for your baby? Big blue eyes. Whoa. Not edible, but that’ll work. Let me get something here and then I’m gonna put decor over all of that. Okay. Adam, what am I gonna do to your, uh to your neck here. I don’t know, honey. I can’t see anything. I think, I think, uh, I need a, uh, I feel like I need to fill in more space. And that’s what I’m going to get. I’m going to get drizzly. That’s good too. This is black. Okay. You’ve never seen such good brown lines. What is this? Some sort of purple sugar? Yeah, I just feel like I need to. These are purple sugar. I don’t know if you’re set with her lines. Now Link, you’ve chosen something that, uh, does appear to look like glitter. Which is your nemesis. Now, I did see that they have a whole thing of glitter over here. Like, if you uh, see, cause it looks like this stuff shall not be opened. Edible glitter. Do not open that. It would cover a lot more. But this stuff is more like, um. If that’s what you want to do. Sparkles. Can I get you to. Oh, yes. See what sticks. Oh, yeah. I think they’re solid. I feel like these would be really cute. They do stick everywhere. Right. Would you like some flowers? Yes. Oh! Whoa! I almost took you down! Wouldn’t that have been nice? You would have been covered, too. You’re looking great. And we are gonna light you on fire in a moment. I need some sort of. Cause it’s your baby’s birthday. It’s my baby’s birthday, yeah. Your baby, it doesn’t look like it, but your baby is at least three now. Maybe it’s weeks. Your baby is four weeks. Five weeks. Chase, this is your scraper. So I want you to do what, what I’ve done. Just create coverage, on the, on the legs, using the, uh, scraper. Yes, chef. And, then what I’m gonna do, is, I can turn you. Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho! Next level! Did you see that? I can’t see it. This is like West Coast Customs. Oh wow, that looks like wax. You’re like a bottle of Makers Mark all of a sudden. Look at, oh, if you could only see this. Christine, you and your baby. You and your baby would be so happy. I’m determined to get full coverage. Okay. What’s that spring in here over there? You’re like Mother Earth giving birth to a new Earth. Oh yeah. Okay. I like your whipped cream beard. Okay, Jocelyn, I got something. I got an idea. Oh, yeah. You want to put this right on her forehead. Look at you, look at us. I don’t want to spray her face. I’m going to hold my hand there. Or, wait. Let’s put something over her face that’s solid. Because this pattern symbolizes like the way technology has impacted our life on this planet. Yeah. I think you put that there. Okay. Whoa! What are y’all doing? Shit! You need this back? You didn’t see that. You didn’t see that. Okay. Alright. Baby, hold that. You want me to hold that? Okay, I think I got it. Woo! Look at that. Alright. We’re going for a cake thong. The baby needs to be filled up. It’s a baby. I’m just, I’m saying that the baby, I want to make it as lifelike as possible. This is what babies are filled with. They’re kind of large, so I thought I’d maybe place them. Is the cake allowed to have an opinion? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What if we placed them? There you go. You know what I mean? It’s white pupils. Okay. Yeah. I’m not gonna. Intricate. But I’m gonna give you a little pearl belt. Hell yeah. I don’t know if I believe you. Oh, I’m dropping a lot of these pearls. I hope they’re not real. What do we need? What do we need? I feel like he needs some dimension, you know? Like everything’s flat. Yeah, everything’s flat. I’m trying to get that. Can you squat a little bit? Oh, yes. I’m just testing this out. Okay, here we go. Come on. Oh my gosh, what a wreck. Oh yeah, we should have done that from the beginning. I think I’m close to being done. I am done. Amazing. Okay, so we have finished our human cakes and now it is time to be judged by an expert, but before we do that Link, tell them about Sporked. Oh, well if you’re really into cakes, you can find out what the best box cake mix is including gluten free cake mix over at Sporked.com. Also the best frosting to buy go over to Sporked.com Cake mixes. Frosting. Find out. Okay, Jocelyn, give us your best or worst. Wait, do I get a description? Is there, like, a description to it? Link, you want to describe yours? Yes. Oh, no. Don’t worry, I’ll put it back. Jocelyn introducing the most drippy, drip is like a term that means that like. It’s like a swag term, right? Like he’s drippin. Yeah, it’s more just about the chaos of color. And, uh, it’s a living and active cake. It’s constantly shifting. It’s changing as we speak. It’s kind of like watching an eruption. You know you might die, but you just can’t pull yourself away from it. And, if we give you a little rotation, the ass of this cake is certainly drippy. It had a thong made out of flowers. I can visualize it. But I’ve got color and coverage and candles. The big three C’s. I like the psychedelic aspect of that a lot, actually. It’s beautiful, Link. I present to you, um, Mother Birth. This is Mother Earth giving birth in a conflicted space. As you can see, this baby symbolizes both the humans that the Earth ended up creating, but also the incredible destructive technology that humans ended up creating that is now causing Mother Earth to suffer from a fever. You can see she’s slightly shaking from the chills. And, it has two modes. It has the mode that we’re currently seeing, and then it has Cake thighs. Which is a different mode. So it is, in some ways, it also kind of morphs. Mother birth, mother birth. So in the beginning, I really, really like Link’s cake. It’s like a lot of color. There’s a lot of, he used cake combs. That’s a really good technique also. Yeah, yeah. Cake candles. I like the understated candles on the side as well. And the thong, I definitely saw. I should sell those. Yeah. And, um I’m gonna have to give it to Rhett. Oh, wow! Well, you don’t have to. Only because, I have to explain. There’s so much technique right here, which is crazy. I like mixed media. There’s a lot of different things. He was being creative in the beginning. I was a little bit worried. I’m not gonna lie. I was a little bit worried. It took a while to come together. The color combo was interesting. And do you see the pattern on her head that symbolizes technology? Yeah, Rhett. I see that. I, I, I got it. I bet you mine tastes better because I’ve been eating it off my hands this whole time. I’m sorry, Link. That means that you do have to be decor-hated in Good Mythical More. Whatever that means. Jocelyn, we want to thank you so much for being here. Thank you for, uh, enduring this. Uh, you can follow her on the socials at sdcakeco. That’s, like, for company. Yes. And also, thank you to Adam and Christine. Um, you’re gonna be able to put your hands down in a moment. The baby is not real. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. Now you guys say, you know what time it is. You know what time it is! Haha, you got it! Hey, I’m Colby. And I’m Lisa. And we’re in Grantsboro, North Carolina. It’s Colby’s 13th birthday. And we’re doing a Will It Birthday Cake, and it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. That’s better than both of our cakes. Yeah, but there’s not a human in there. Happy birthday. Click the top link to watch us rank the crew’s weirdest Instagram follows in Good Mythical More. And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality’s gonna land. Head to Sporked.com to find the best cake mixes and canned frostings according to their rigorous taste tests.