GMM 975: Craziest Scents Smell Test

today we put our nose holes to the test let’s talk about that [Music] good mythical morning mythical beasts your questions are like the drive-through and we are like the angelic voice that you hear on that little speaker box thing ready and willing to satisfy your hunger for answers looking like fries with it why are you want to look curve doing it on your flirting first branch at the moment so we have some zucchini I do not understand you William Ling gang ask I broke my nose about six years ago oh I’m sorry and now I can’t smell a thing ooh double sorry what can I do to improve my sense of smell to bring it back up to normal well William you should probably see a doctor a nose doctor but you could also do what we’re about to do which is smell a bunch of smells to identify them it’ll be good it’ll help you let’s do it it’s time for ya okay we’re gonna be presented with a series of sense actually fragrance fragrance shoes colognes that have been made and sold by a company called Demeter fragrance lips but these fragrances I’m told should not have been manufactured they’re so weird and so out there word I don’t know why anyone would have bought them they were manufactured I don’t know why they were okay and as you can see chase is behind us because this is a new thing we’re gonna do we just decided that Chase is now going to be back there if you don’t like it you have to deal with it no actually he’s back there because he’s gonna be our bellows boy that’s a bellows show him how the fellows were oh whoa I mean he’s gonna be bellowing into a little nose whole contraption OHS whole contraption and the way we’re gonna this is gonna work is we’re gonna smell it and then we’re gonna be given an opportunity to guess what we think that scent is if we both get it wrong we will then receive a hint from Drew and then we will be able to guess as quickly as we can to see who gets right if we don’t get it right there’s a second hint and we have to be really stupid to not get it at that point okay so two points no hints and then one person if we need a hit ones one point if we need a hit yes hi chase Bello boy mm-hmm you gonna hit us with the stink okay guys the category for this one is food look into my eyes it doesn’t smell like anything I want to eat I was very disturbed by can you close your eyes yeah I’m gonna close my eyes yeah I could just close my eyes I don’t even have to ask you to close your eyes smells like an old woman’s grill we’ve eaten this on this show we’ve eaten something that smells just like Bello harder we’ve eaten something that smells like this on this show it’s not broccoli mmm what a game it smells like a pig fart it does have a pork ashiness to it it has like a rancid pork ashiness to it mmm I don’t know man I’m gonna answer three-two-one spaghetti and meatballs oh I went with your pork instead bacon neither of you are right to give mr. Han thin Cowabunga dude pizza ha red guy so you got the one point yeah I don’t smell like Pisa I mean now that I know it still don’t smell like pizza smells like old woman clothes it smells like the kind of piece of that Ninja Turtles woody though it does smell like sewer pizza blow it up shake oh alright guys this is in the category of outdoors outdoors yes you ever smell anything like this outside no what parts of the outdoors have you been going in it smells like old woman again maybe it’s the maybe it’s the container is this an old woman container was an old woman contained in here before no that’s pure pure what smells like that outside mmm natural is it something that could be unnaturally outside like somebody left like a washing machine outside fabrics it feels like washing machine in the backyard that you’ve abandoned is that it all right I got mine all right hmm 3 2 1 ocean is on a line no you’re you’re both incorrect in the mids is prickly a rabbit food carrots cactus prickly rabbit food thorns bushes berries roses flowers uh blackberries brutally rabbit rabbits eat frequently prickly her nails pellet rabbit Tonio’s okay rhymes with crass but grass yes it’s grass ain’t no grass ever smelled like that we’re gonna grass a bit wrinkly yeah that’s what rabbit eat it’s prickly grass is prickly grass rappers oniy grass and this is not boding well for us I mean that to me that didn’t smell like freshly cut grass but also didn’t know that rabbits eat grass and maybe they don’t listen weekly grass have you been smelling with your dominant nostril that’s the problem I’ve been smelling with my uncommon yes yeah I gotta go dominate again and I’ve only been breathing out into this oh that’s a problem you’ve been smelling my bread yet through my nose and I have been smelling it you’ve been drinking detergent again yeah cuz that’s what that smelled like fabric softener and grass okay okay okay this is the category of it’s a byproduct a byproduct a bike product buy my product buy this smells like a teenager no it smells like a like a bad prom it smells Colonus yeah like yeah like wait like X a byproduct of my product of what that’s so broad what kind of things create byproducts processes I buy products out you know I don’t smell in a certain way sometimes if I buy a lot of products I get sweaty this is the byproduct of like two teenagers making out behind like a raj or something is that it all right I need an answer three two one oil moans you are incorrect the hint is would you like a hint would you cedar sawdust sawdust yeah yeah is it smell yeah it does smell like wood I mean as a wood lover I kind of have a little bit of chain to myself that I needed to hear for that haven’t gotten anything okay are you tied on grass oh man okay mmm this stinks okay this is the category of a plant yeah and FA smells planted oh I I think I got this one no really mm-hmm oh you know what yeah oh I recognize this ready all right all right all right no I need to go okay all right I’m ready in three two one tomatoes link is right yeah two points yeah I was like that smells like a cigar you know cuz you handled tobacco as a child as a town I worked in tobacco fields yeah I worked in mrs. my he was a child so I was a farmer I’m a farmer professional not a smoker or a chewer it’s kind of a nice smell we have a tobacco’s flavored candle in our in our room in our office that I call our room I feel like I’m being punished like put your nose in the corner it hurts me a little bit miss wake is used to put my house in the corner what in history class well you weren’t punished good for you I could say all 100 counties in North Carolina yeah Pasquotank Thanks this Pasqua staying yeah it’s bad take exit County this one’s category is a natural occurrence outdoors farts a natural occurrence like a geyser I know what it is really I’m honing in I got it a natural occurrence yep got it that was almost a hint but I won’t call it that all right here we go in three two one stir summer rain asphalt wet on wet asphalt thunderstorm oh there it is got it that smells like wicked thunderstorms don’t go out to rain don’t hide under tree lay down in the ditch get out of your mobile home don’t get out of your car in the interstates for all the safety tips smell oh the better oh no but I don’t put your freaking mouth I’m winning I told you that’s it that you can’t smell I don’t owe you no what do that oh it’s not a sniff you know I found a weakness in your system and it’s nifty tip he knows ok this is in the category of chore you know what mmm sure it smells good you like it ya like it what do you like about it brings back memories I wish we each had our own couple where that’s how I feel look into my eyes and you get you got it got it got the back of my throat for a second oh I did you’ve eaten this before I think cuz I think I know what it is I’ve eaten this you’ve eaten this I’ve eaten it sure yeah you know sometimes you’re doing your chores and you get hungry and you’re like I’m gonna taste there are times when I’m cleaning up the kitchen floor and I find a morsel yeah look a little more sand I’m like if I recognized this in there if you’re gonna talk to me keep you notice I recognize that it’s a morsel from a recent meal I’ll eat it yeah but if it’s a more so than from like a previous weeks me on my ass price we’ve done up your dog don’t need to morsels eats a lot of them these are like ones that slip by her I don’t think she’d eat this more so I think I know what this is it’s also it’s a headache is one thing I’m getting a pretty wicked headache okay so let’s guess in three two one dirty Highbury Yeah right I’m gonna give it to you it’s a laundromat oh yeah laundromat you said dirty Dyke I thought it was a dirty diaper any talking about eating it now it’s trying to throw you off you’ve eaten it you mean that disease yeah why you got so many cotton balls in your case I don’t I don’t wanna stick mine in there no oh my gosh hey force your nose in man yeah Bello did you buy this from the fragrance people you didn’t make this one did you know the category is gross that doesn’t make you dry heat it’s very high it immediately makes it dry it’s a high dose back in the air he don’t make you dry heave yes how do you you like it no I don’t like you like it you look like you’re acting like you don’t like it but secretly you like it no but I guess you’re like my eyes are water but look what this is I’m not acting oh you know it’s like sheep all out on me she but man you know how the back of a sheep looks like that yeah I guess there’s wool yeah it’s hot man do I need to identify what but this came from like what animals but or can I just say animal but um I think it’s more I don’t tickle in MO wickel I think I know what it is I know you sheep but is it sheep but keep but for the win no it’s I don’t think you’ve been is it taste of all I wouldn’t ya know hehe should I think you should taste it it’s taste of all I mean is it toxic it’s perfume on a cotton ball let me just what kind of demented brain trust it’s bottling this smell and what is it used for that’s trick is for your eyes get that big when you eat something yeah all right you guys ready I have an answer okay in three two one Port Arthur no but the hint is get your bucket ready vomit red got it dang it vomit it doesn’t taste like vomit I mean smells like the bottom of a dumpster no it smells like summer feels like animal like an animal that poops would spin the straw in it poops through a straw know what kind of animals you’ve been hanging out with that moves with a shirt with straw in it I put with a straw I don’t like it hit me I’m a cow but I poop with a large straw sort of a holes in it you win the personalized bellow you get to be the belle of fellow and you know you can say Oh chase will do that for you I’m gonna take this to all that or evacuate that mmm thanks Jason thank you think for liking commenting and subscribing you know what time it is my name’s Haley from California it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality those were some not so good smells but if you’re in the good smell you can smell my beard oil and my lip balm this peculiarly perfect peanut butter peppermint no peanuts actually inside available at Wrigley not calm slash score you’ll love it I promise click through to good mythical more we asked Mike and Alex to bottle some sense and now we’re gonna smell those jars and see how it turned out sure great here we go and no way we stopped you know song about ingrown hairs and I see a little me and it’s red and I’ll squeeze it like a Z but it’s a ball ball ball I made this [Music] shamefully dang

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