GMMore 1042: Biggest Glob Of Toothpaste Ever

smooth smooth like silk on your bedsheets baby welcome to government achill more I had silk bed sheets for a little bit shall we talk at length about those may be real sweaty as a single man you want to know the details I would I didn’t know about this so bad she we are going to how did you come up with it we’re gonna break the record for the world’s largest dollop of toothpaste will hurts tapana – we’re going to establish the record because it doesn’t exist I wasn’t I’m glad you did that but I was just that’s just a symbol hey you can’t throw me a fist without me buffing it man that’s just as you know me right I’m not – I’ll buff it in a heartbeat hey do we have a measuring tape because we got a yeah we do you guys thought of everything when I got back from a honeymoon I stayed with my dad after the honeymoon some silk shoes no I stated the passion my dad my my dad made this call what hey you know what you need to do did you see up some lots of people asking about my dad being on the show now and I told I talked to my dad about it and and I said no I I did respond I think can’t remember who asked this question but I did I did say that oh it was in that reddit amp and maybe did he’s definitely not nearly as tanned as your dad so I think people might be disappointed in that is he tanning though he’s not currently tanning because he’s had some bouts with like pre skin cancer oh you know so it’s just like he wears a lot of sunscreen he said things were moved off of his face he looks fine sorry you are you doing a thing like my dad’s wider than your dad is that where this is going I know I just your dad is so tanned that if people have developed this expectation the red links dad’s art and then they’re gonna be disappointed because my dad’s not I could be wrong but I don’t think the one key to people like my dad was that he was not much darker than me but it is no but your dad also has a beautiful head of hair my dad is they’re like polar opposite I really do they should navigate the globe judging from my father so when I got off of my honeymoon which was about it so I went to the beach to extend my honeymoon for another few days and my dad said you can stay in my camper at the beach and I got you so veggies my dad bought silk maybe he maybe were his it was his bed I don’t know I don’t want to make any assumptions about what he was thinking about you get sweaty real quick on a silk sheet breathe I thought had breathe there they don’t have a wicking quality tooth you know there was always a dude in high school that were a silk shirt a fully silk shirt looking long-sleeve and it was a threat and then it would stain in that pattern so what’s the deal with that they’re so wrinkly all right so I are we seeing who can do the bigger between the two of us and that sets the record sure the unofficial record there’s no one from Guinness here or Guinness um let’s talk about technique because between the two of us week one of us has got to set a record oh I know I’m not telling you my technique cuz I want to beat you oh this is a competition this is this is yeah I might need to it with if you if my starts falling apart I might need to support you well okay if you lose then you can help me no I I think this is a competition okay you’re the competitive one come on oh you against the rest of the world see I think see I’m I’m feeling that I’m feeling it way down in there I don’t know dizzy oh it feels like it might compromise I think that’s really now it doesn’t matter how much comes off ah oh nothing it nothing can ever fall off I feel like it would be an official record if it was like I’m already all over the side the amount of toothpaste that you can get on a tooth brush without nothing ever falling off well you made that rule up here without except without it coming back on the the without it coming back onto the brush itself it’s got to stay on the brush that world record I could just load up the whole stick so just for clarification you’re saying if it falls off mm-hmm you lose well I don’t see how you went with a wide base which is really smart yeah studied structural engineering just for this moment okay you’re doing like soft-serve yeah oh I’ve got trouble I got trouble Trouble in Little China troubling toothpaste town I’m going for speed because where is this I’m really drooping I’m making a lot some more noises than I thought I would I’m not gonna be distracted by you okay I need you to monitor mine lane because we got to measure it before it falls apart let’s keep it you know you can’t talk is he’s about to drip mm-hmm measure it measure it starting on the right side get it don’t hit me mm-hmm okay what was it booming news why do you eat it no I’ll clean it let them talk like to restart that’s part of the rule well I mean my eyes falling apart I think maybe it’s just whatever the I don’t know this is tough lost heart seven centimeters mm-hmm I feel like it should only be I think in order to be official record it should only be on the bristles doesn’t that really feel right mm-hmm but now I’m just completely encased well the spinning gia cart man it’s like a yogurt machine it’s like a broken yogurt machine excuse me the vanilla bean will not stop dripping I can reuse that later don’t worry kids I’m a reuse that yeah we don’t waste the toothpaste on this show okay I’m gonna go good because we talked about if it drops well okay you just did disqualified I just immediately thought if I catch it why do I need to explain my okay people hears it hears it wouldn’t believe me anyway here’s the deal he’s got to stay on the bristles and then we got to measure it this seems like a this seems like a significant record I really need you to be diligent with that are we going for metric system oh gosh when it really starts see it’s off the side brother what cuz you cuz off why’d you put him in this on me you put the ruler right between my eyes in the toothbrush so I couldn’t see it anymore I don’t somehow it’s my fault I didn’t start over I think there’s a there’s a there’s a physical limit to this I will say that’s the most pleasant thing I’ve ever spit out on the show you’re doing it like an inkjet printer squeeze it like an inkjet cranny it’s just like oh yeah there you go this’ll work use the rope [Music] turn it around I’ll show it to the people look at that now that goes from 14 to 0 14 15 6 inches s 6 inches of pure paste keep going 7 8 okay we got a foot we got our foot just feel that call Guinness okay if we get rid of the whole thing and Photoshop this correct okay we’re into 30 centimetres 12 inches college we need a bigger arena we’re gonna need a bigger yardstick you know 30 centimeters is equivalent of 12 inches I do now all right there you have it there’s a record but other guys in the shoot shoots where are the guys that come out of the shoots with the suits on thanks for sticking around for good mythical more if you want to watch more well we don’t have good 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