mythical beasts you’re always your mythical best you don’t let us down you are you I don’t start now welcome to good mythical more and the very first annual mr. and Miss lovely ears competition copper pageant there she is or he now this is very important we’ve decided that we were going to judge both men and women but we are just judging the ears and we’re going to use what we know and think about ears and like I believe you have a diagram of an ear to help us evaluate we’d use um helix go fastgo fide fossa what do you look for an in here before we just see any of them a floppy lobe you’ll okay so you don’t like an attached even though you kind of have an attached you have a you have like a between opposites attract between attacks Jen detached and I have pretty detached let’s this isn’t about us we’re not in the competition yeah but you but you just said that you liked you you’re looking for detached what if everybody’s got attached yeah it’s not detached to attach it how it’s how it if it flops it’s how it flops and if it’s attached it’s how it’s attached let’s bring in our first contestant number one does it number one is he good is he or she going to oh she wants all the limelight uh he or she is pulling up a chair here yeah terribly a heat is brought to you by the mythical beanie specifically the orange one at least round one is brought to you by the orange one oh you can’t see me how do you want that moving of everything without being able to see just he’s memorized the set that’s a good point Rhett okay I’m gonna look at his right here you look at his lip can you slide on up um contestant number one let’s just get some just straight up put eval here is that hair coming out here is that just from your hair I think this is over the top I see the same thing when you get to be our age you have hair on the ear now that’s a look is that you think that’s a little ear that’s a little error that’s a small leader it’s and put your ear up next to it do you feel you’re covering his ear oh well I’m not touching it yet that’s the only way you can measure an ear is you’re covering it I think I’m I think I’ve you’ve enveloped his ear with your ear that’s where I would think based on how small this one is yeah unless they’re different sizes but that’s a good thing yeah he’s he’s got an efficient use of the ear I mean listen here your hand if you have to choose between big or small you probably is too small it it’s it you know what it’s a compact design so there’s points there it looks a lot like the diagram it really does it’s like it’s almost like they used his ear to draw this is that what happened this guy might have the perfect ear all right we’ll keep that in mind I mean look at that did he turn your head or did you do that because you’re creeping me out okay good but as you can see his ear is a lot smaller than the diagram your eyes closed now this isn’t an average size here would be that big yes you can see this yeah that’s what it would look like all right so we’re not scoring we’re just gonna we’re gonna take down our notes like all the men do with the pageant’s there’s women now who judge Pat I’ve got I’ve got a score him into that Thank You contestant number one nice shirt by the way um contestant number two please come out oh right off the bat it’s very different whoa that is a is a much it’s average scheisse though can I comment on a color of the year that not be appropriate is it a little red to you no not it’s wider it’s wider yeah this one over here is wider than the last guys here can you contestant immature can you sleep I think you may have a blood flow issue oh my goodness you just popped his back 14 times did you hear that I could not party for second that’s how many times I bought back for not applying any pressure okay it is it’s a decent-looking here his lobule is meteor to me understand like a meteor gonna me he has a needy lower lobe EULA’s like a meteor show me meaty love you’ll what there’s one on this side man you tell me is that I want to show them oh they’re probably also getting it are you getting it no shots okay I’ve never noticed how much flesh there was your lobe yeah like if you died first in a situation that’s what we love you that’s what we did I’d chew on that thing like a piece of gum there’s a lot I mean and I’m giving you points for that just so you know I’m getting that you’re cool man that is the coolest mobile I’ve ever seen it looks like you’ve gotten an earbud inserted inside of your ear is it can you listen to music with that hey I ain’t think so much points for that man you have a small trakis though I didn’t even the track is is the this part when the miss your track is oh you have a strange trakis what is my love like yours has yours has two bumps in what’s the tri against this part this little flap I feel like I have a big one it feels very big you’ve got a big one I got big trakis chase has a small try guess contestant number two do not we don’t number you say we don’t anybody didn’t connect this my real world we’re judging so harshly we don’t want people have you touched so low the low I would definitely eat that I mean I’m having touched it confirms every down I might eat it raw put it on sushi all right take off – thank you that was good okay contestant number three now listen you may say it’s kind of cruel for you guys to be like I’m sure you’re sleeping people apart but listen we were both contestants in the mr. Hornet Central pageant we were and they had overall winner which we didn’t win and then they had mr. leg girl a sub competition which you had to put your leg through a hole and flex your thigh yeah I think I knew a judged by all the female host electors I came in close to last on mr. legs I believe yeah clay Langdon got mr. legs I’ve hated him ever since had clay Lane that had good legs I mean I hand it to him Oh how are your legs now clay uh okay wow this is another compact package here hmm what a hair color no it’s boxy – I think this is this is it whose gyoza mine – Karen okay um the the lobe is being forced upward by the side of beanie well let’s just let’s let the my lobe his lobe stayed up when I went when I released the pressure you know what that’s a suspended low Bo let’s let’s test the lobe lobe filling hole ability push the lobe into the hole and see if it will because because that it’s like a puzzle piece turn this way it fits it fits put mine fits perfect it goes in there then that’s does it stay that you could swim like that yeah built-in earplugs built-in earplugs now link let me make enough so your lobes will not do that there know why they won’t do it or to normal because he has a very recessive trakis his trakis is yeah here’s a baby Stratus listen you can’t get mad about us doing this okay I guess when I said that I felt the comments listen that we have we all love each other here this is what we do part of friendship is being able to do this if you can’t do this in your friendship maybe you don’t have a real friendship his antihelix super super seat helix well I’m trying to be a voice for your generation okay you’re too sensitive tell me that his antihelix supersedes his Neelix I’m gonna be a voice for your generation all right so dadgum since to take off before he gets back into it okay I like the mountainous nature of his antihelix yeah all right oh we’re not finally a woman we can judge man now I’m in my sweet spot yeah well well you know what don’t now she’s a weird win and someone who’s not she Red Alert red alert she has a whole hour lobule she has a pierced oh is that normal that’s it she that was an elective surgery on her on her part the culture what’s the culture but culture is R it is like a incites and put my finger here like put your finger on this you wanna stick things in I’m not gonna put my finger in a good judge wet willy the judge doesn’t touch man the guy who did the eyes he was touching the face and he like took the thumbs and open the eyes okay well I take it all back um her scaphoid fossa is very fossa it’s very fossa it’s a it’s pretty SCAF to her triangular fossa he’s not even a triangle can you put this here so I can at least know what you’re talking about uh can’t see the other ear note the top of the helix and how it has a little raindrop in it a little raindrop like here at the top of the helix down on the inside rim of it it kind of it’s like it’s melting a little it’s like yeah have you been in have you been close to a fire have you been with don’t don’t ever get your ears that close to a fire again because you’re gonna it’s gonna melt your helix off it’s you know it’s really you know heard Lobel isn’t quite as mediator as I would like a survival situation but I don’t think that’s where we’re judging I think we’re just judging like every day where well I want to kinda strengthen every one and I think you heard her what is that the path to hearing the triangular fossa acoustic meatus oh the acoustic meet the acoustic meatus is where you it’s where the acoustic to meet the earrings right there with the acoustic meatus you could store like a you could store some good in there it’s pretty deep her inner tragic right damn watch is very similar a so the angle is a little different than this though sure she has a high angle on the inner tragic notch I think it’s good for hearing I think the meatus is good for smuggling yeah money if she if she were ever in like wanted to like visit someone in prison she could like bring them like a thimble full of something it could be liquid it could be a I think you could hold I think it could be jello like a jello shot all right okay jello shots in prison that’s what okay Thank You contestant number four nine five man all right that is um the fun never stops here all right al can you guys took off your masks well as we only had three baby we are beanie shortage that’s good news I have I’m sending you guys all the beanie I feel like I have a favorite yeah we let’s bring them all out look at you you’re gonna say your favorite in front of there let’s confirm me you don’t know who they are what we read any may have for discussing agree we are we are very pleased to rank we’re not gonna rank we’re gonna just kidding come on now we’re gonna we’re gonna we’re gonna award you’re gonna give them number one to somebody and can I at least point out that everyone had something that made their ear very small oh and in some cases edible yeah yeah you are all in contention Lizzy you can some local stuff uh she’s gonna eat your ears first what was good about Kevin’s here uh get you could swim yeah yeah Kevin oh no he didn’t have enough of the thing he couldn’t go very positive with Kevin you know what you win a trip to New Zealand parting gift and ladies and gentlemen we’re pleased to announce Little Miss Perfect ears 2016 contestant number one come on out and look he has a rest of a face and he’s a Pirates fan oh it was John that was John it was me did you know you had good ears I did not know so thank you you haven’t been told that no usually hiding behind that hair of yours yeah oh yeah that’s about to change gotta get a haircut yeah trumpet playing here’s man I guess so yeah yeah good work congratulations thank you you win a hey a handshake I’m honored there you go you got both of them you got a handshake from each one of us he said upon you know what you lose now Thanks they did say I’m on your thanks for sticking 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