(rooster crows) (lion roars) Welcome to Good Mythical More. Oh. Check Your Voicemail, we have a voicemail. Let’s check it. Here it comes. – [Man] Link, your haircut doesn’t look very good. And what, that’s it? And nothing, wow, he didn’t even give you like a backhanded compliment. It was just very honest. Hey, you give me that number. We can do that, right? Write down. Yeah we can. Do we see the number? You’ll be getting a call. The number’s correlated with an address. I’ll take care of it. Oh gosh. All right. We don’t want to discourage people leaving voicemails. I kinda do, if that’s the voicemail. You know what, somebody’s gotta say something good about my hair, dang it. Please, anybody, especially you right here. I think your hair’s looking great. – [Stevie] Your hair looks really nice. What was that? That was another voicemail from Stevie. – [Stevie] Your hair looks really nice. (chuckles) Oh. Stevie’s voice. They didn’t even, coward didn’t even leave his– Stevie’s voice is coming from a speaker behind us. Didn’t even leave his name. Not even back there. Sounded like you, Darren. Okay. (crew laughs) You– It was Darren, wasn’t it? Was that you? – [Darren] I love your hair. Darren tells you that he likes your hair to your face. I know. But when he calls your voicemail, he tells you just the opposite. I know. Okay, so you guys know the claps, the claps of the world, right? (laughs) Like, you’ve got the golf clap. You’ve got the Nutty Professor clap. Hercules, Hercules, Hercules. You’ve got the like (claps) first person to graduate from college clap. In your family, not the first person ever. The first person to ever graduate from, you know the class. I thought what you were saying was the first person to start a clap is like. (claps) Yeah, that. And then other people join in. You know the claps of the world. We have some more. That’s what we call this. On these cards here, we have some situations that do not have claps associated with them. I have not seen the ones Link has. I have not seen the ones Rhett has. I have not seen the ones that I have, by the way. (crew laughs) Oh. I haven’t seen any of these. I looked at mine. Oh, okay, so uh, I have a number two, so that means you’re going first. Your friend got back together with his ex for the fifth time. Ooh, this is like, and then he tells you, he’s like “hey, we got back together “for the fifth time” and you’re like. (sighs) Oh, the old clean hands. It’s like you’re gonna clap but you just, you’re tired of it, you’re just over it. So it’s just. Not much of a clap at all, really. Exactly. Okay, all right. I mean, that’s my pitch, do you have a better one? No, I’m not gonna give one. All right, I’ll give you one. Someone you don’t know just knocked over the cookie display at Ralph’s. (laughing) You know when that happens. Yeah, it’s basically– Every time you go to Ralph’s. It’s basically the same clap as the first person who ever graduated from college. Oh, is it? (claps) (crew laughs) You’re like standing there, looming over them. 6’7″ man looming all the over spilled cookies. Yeah. Until Ralph shows up, Ralph’s is a regional grocery store. It’s a grocery chain. I love clapping for, I’m the guy when things, you hear something drop in a restaurant, I’m the first person to go. (claps) No you’re not, that’s horrible. No, I love to do that. That’s horrible. Yeah, but I love to do it. I love to be horrible. You just watched your friend’s play and it sucked, but you want to be supportive. I hate this. I hate– You hate plays? You know. You hate plays. We have things that we do that we invite people to and there’s a risk because you invite your friends to stuff, you lose a friend. If it’s me, because I’m not gonna clap if it sucks, I made up my mind to not be that person. So that’s what the clap looks like. You haven’t clapped yet, man. (crew laughs) That’s what I’m saying, I don’t clap. So you, but I’m saying you’ve had two opportunities to clap and one time you did this, the next time you didn’t clap. All right, I’ll invent a clap because I’m not a jerk. I would just, I would just be like. (claps) That’s what I do. When I go to something and everybody else is clapping, I’m just like– It has a rhythm to it. I’m just like (claps) I basically clap on and clap off something. It’s two claps, (claps) and then three claps. (claps) So you can say I participated, but I didn’t really care. Right, I got another one for you. You’re trying to clap along to a song at a concert, but you have no rhythm and you’re ruining it for everyone. (claps) Well that’s ruining it for everyone. I think. (claps) I know this. Us white people look at other people at concerts to know what to do. That’s what we do. I would suggest this, though, as that clap. This would be, that is what you do, but this is what I think you should do. This is how my kids clap, they look at me– He’s not listening to me. My self esteem is pretty low because of the whole hair thing and now he’s not listening to me. Okay. Like this. I just wouldn’t. You don’t want to mess up people’s rhythm, so you just– Oh, you’re not supposed to ruin it for somebody? Yes, Rhett. I thought it was but you are ruining it for somebody. You’re trying to clap along to a song at a concert but you have no rhythm and you’re ruining it for everyone. Oh, I guess you’re right. (laughs) Wow. I got another one. The plane just landed, but at the wrong airport. (claps) (crew laughs) Pilot. It’s basically the same clap, this one works. Breathing through the nose is part of it. (clapping and breathing angrily) That’s a, that’s a– You mean, actually– That’s a bad moment. If you’re in the plane, if I was the guy, I’m the guy in the terminal laughing, clapping like that, but I’m the guy on the plane, I’m just like. (claps) Face is different. No breathing out through the nose. You keep thinking someone’s speech is over, but it’s not. (crew laughs) (claps) Yeah, yeah. That’s good. I think you’re coming a little too strong too early. You gotta ease in a little bit. That’s what it looks like. All right, okay. Your grandpa made a joke and he’s hard of hearing. Oh, that’s a good joke, isn’t it? What do you give him? You don’t have a living grandpa, I’m sorry. Yeah that’s what, I was just thinking about my grandpa. He’s hard of hearing, though. Yeah, he’s totally dead. Let’s say he’s alive. His ears can’t function at all, I mean. And he’s hard of hearing. If we dug him up and tried to get him to activate. How would you clap for him? If your dead grandpa made a joke? I mean, he’s been dead 15 years at this point. Ooh, he is– He’s just bones and hair. Right, and he’s given a joke and what do you do? (crew laughs) You’re not getting out of this one. (claps loudly) It’s still a slow, I think it needs to be really hard, man. Read me one, and then we got one more, come on. You’re trying to keep your cousin’s ferret from eating your flaming hot Cheetos. (claps) Does it every time. Is the ferret in your hands? No, the ferret is between me and the Cheetos. It seems like you were gonna do that no matter what I said. No. Just so you know– I’m that freaking quick, man. I mean, before I finished, he was like– You think that one could scare a ferret away from the Cheetos? It’s like the other day– Would that scare the ferret away from the Cheetos? The other day we were in a car with an Uber driver– Someone you don’t know– Oh no no, I gotta tell this story. We were in a car with an Uber driver and the guy was like “so what’s the name of your show?” and without any pause, Link said “Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood.” And I was like, now I’ve known Link for a long time and he’s very strong comedically, but he’s usually not– And the hair. Tell them about the hair. The hair is great. But he’s usually not that quick, so I was like “whoa” but I gave you full credit, I was like “whoa, Link is on it today.” Yeah. And we were going to one of our Tour of Mythicality shows so I was like man, he’s gonna be on it tonight. And then (laughs) Allie, who was riding with us, was like “oh, you saw the Mr. Rogers mural over there “on that building” and Link was like “no, I didn’t see that.” (crew laughs) (upbeat music) But you didn’t see it, it entered into your subconscious. You did not consciously see Mr. Rogers. I subconsciously saw it, but I didn’t consciously see it. Yeah, yeah. So it was still a really quick joke. But the ferret thing, I was totally there. Have a good day.