( rooster crows ) – ( lion roars ) Welcome to “Good Mythical More.” We’re gonna get to know the crew and talk about what makes them puke, see if we can guess those things. As part of their Thanks and Giving campaign, were donating $1,000 to St. Jude’s Children Research Hospital to aid in their efforts to research, treat, and ultimately defeat childhood cancer and other life-threatening diseases. Please join us in giving at stjude.org/givethanks Thank you for being your mythical best, guys. Um, let’s get to know the crew, shall we? Come on in, guys. Or at least, a few members of the mythical crew a little bit better. There’s always something to learn. You think you’ve heard it all. Um, the question that we posed was: what makes you puke? Or what has made you puke? And we have some very specific dishes. – You know how… – Yeah. – Hey, guys. – Hey. – What’s up? – ‘Cause you’ll, you’ll eat something– – And it ruins it for you. – And then it– and it ruins for you, then your brain tells you never to eat that thing again. That happened to me with Krispy Kreme donuts. – Ooh. – That happened to me as a kid. – That’s dangerous. – and I literally went like 12 years before I could have another glazed donut. – Wow. – Oh, my goodness. That’s weird, isn’t it? All right, so let’s bring in the first item. Okay, so the first one… We have Jen, Lizzy, Kevin, and Chase. I never introduced you guys. – I don’t know why I’m doing this. – ( laughter ) That was a little weird. This is not necessarily a twelve pack of tacos. This is just representative of Taco Bell. – So, who– who– – ‘Cause there’s nothing in it. – There’s nothing in here at all. – Wow. Who was made sick by Taco Bell? Don’t raise your hand ’cause that would ruin the game. – ( laughter ) – Uh… Who looks like they were made sick by Taco Bell? – Mm. – Anybody, or everybody at some point. A better question is who looks like they would just go wild on some Taco Bell? – Right. – And then regret it. Like, like, like a cow that you put in front of one of those things and then they just don’t stop eating. – Wow. – I think it’s Kevin. – Or Jen. – Oh, okay. I think it could be Jen. Really? I don’t know. I think this is Kevin. I– ’cause I think I remember Kevin saying that He liked ground meat in tacos. I think I heard Kevin say before, “I used to eat Taco Bell all the time.” I think he’s the one that I’ve heard that from. Well, hold on, let’s let Kevin speak. You guys can talk. You guys are being mighty quiet. – I mean… – You’re supposed to guess. – I’ll take it, sure. – ( laughter ) – Oh. – Okay. – Is he reverse psychology-ing us? – Yeah, I think so. I think he had the reverse psychology face on for that one. Let me bring in this, uh, a freshly-made funnel cake. I’m gonna get some of that. – Oh, no. – Don’t eat it until you look at their faces. Let’s see, look at us, guys, we’re gonna eat– Oh, Lizzy– Lizzy had a visceral reaction to it. – Mm. – Is that just because I want it? There’s, like, powder all over me. – You’ll never know. – Look at all that powdered sugar that has fallen to the ground. Lizzy really had a visceral reaction. I was only looking at her face at the time, but… Chase was literally fleeing, – but now he’s back. – Well, the powdered sugar, I didn’t really want that all over myself. – Smell it, Lizzy. – I’m just gonna do it. You guys don’t need this sugar. She wants the powdered sugar. This is a diversion. ‘Cause I’m allergic to the main thing, but I would happily eat the whole thing. – Oh. – Put it all in my mouth. – Yeah, but that may– – Is that how she found out? – Did it? – Oh, gosh. That’s how I found out that you needed to go gluten free. – ( laughter ) – That was just because your mouth got too wide. – Mm, okay. – Yeah, let’s give that to Lizzy. – Um. – Sure. I have, again, representative, not actual, other people’s puke. – I just feel like– – Oh, gosh. This really– this is definitely– Is what we collected peoples’ nails in a few– ( laughter ) I feel confident that it is either Jen or Chase. That’s the– the good thing is that I’m very confident that we’re right about the first two. Well, you know, watching those videos reminded me that watching people puke is not a good thing. Yeah, it’s not something we should do more often. – ( laughter ) – We should do it less often. I just think this applies to so many people. I mean, it’s kinda like Taco Bell. – It’s a little unfair to– – Who’s the most normal person here, I think is the question. – ( laughter ) – Wow. – We do not hire those types. – ( laughter ) I don’t think any of us fit that bill. Yeah, that’s true, that’s not gonna help. Um… I don’t know. We can– listen, we can have a switch around. Let’s give it to Jen for now. ‘Cause I just say, let’s… ’cause we got this last one here which is… I love me some potato salad. A bowl of tater salad. Again, we’re going to get a big spoonful here Ooh, are you burping, or…? – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – Or are you having some sort of reflux? Jason’s already having trouble. You look like you’re about to vomit. I had to cough a little bit. ( coughs ) – Okay, so I’m just gonna– – Ooh, the sound. – The sound is not good. – It’s the sound. – I’m just gonna– – ( potato salad smacking ) – That’s good. – Oh! Where’s that from, the grocery store? Don’t make that sound. – Is that some Ralph’s potato salad? – Oh! – Yeah, it sounded… – It’s very cilantro-y. Is cilantro in this? No, there’s scallions in it. Green onions. – Green onion. – Do you like cilantro? Mm. I’m sorry. – ( laughter ) – You look so confused. Do you know what potato salad is, Jen? – Yeah, my grandpa makes it. – Do they have– Oh, did he make it one time and it made you throw up? Maybe. I don’t know. I feel like Jen’s grandpa made her some potato salad and she barfed. Give it to Jen, give Chase the bucket. – I feel pretty certain that this is Chase. – It’s Chase. Yeah. Smell it, Chase. ( sniffing ) Mmm. ( laughter ) It’s Chase’s. All right, all right, guys. All right, let’s– we just want you to tell your story. – Yeah, tell your stories. – And you don’t have to start with the item. It can be revealed as part of your story. So who wants to tell their story first? You– you guys decide. – Jen, go ahead. – Just go this way. – All right. – Tell us the story of what made you puke. So, mine’s pretty short and sweet. Basically, I was in second grade, I had never thrown up or remembered throwing up. Um, but I went out to eat at this restaurant called Taco Bell. – No! – Oh, no! Switch it. All right, so hold on. At this point, let’s see if we can regroup with three. – Oh. – Or do you want to just submit to it? So, I’m just out of the running. Great. – You can finish your story in a second. – Okay. Well, finish your story now. – I’m sorry I cut you off. – It’s very short. I’ll just finish it right now. Um, I got home, I was going up the stairs because I started feeling uneasy and, uh, proceeded to projectile vomit on the entire staircase. – Others: Oh! – And then, was very confused what was happening. – ( laughter ) – You didn’t know? – No idea. I was just like, – “My body’s breaking.” I was like, “What’s going on?” – How old were you? – Second grade? Oh, wow. Yeah, I remember first time Lily, our first kid, threw up, and she was panicking, because no one ever told her that this could happen. – Yeah, that’s what– – And it was it was like, yeah– – ’cause it’s, like, traumatic. – You can’t breathe. I mean, especially if it’s going upstairs. – It’s like, “Wow.” – The entire staircase, my mom covered it in large books to soak up the puke. – Uh, large books? – Like, books with– – What? – Hey, let’s use the books. – Why? – ( laughs ) “They’ve been sitting up there for years. Let’s use ’em to clean up vomit.” They’re not known for being absorbent either. – Uh… – I left out a key part of that. She put towels under the books. Oh, so they weighed down the towels. – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. – Okay. Was it a carpeted staircase? – Yeah, yeah. – ( all groaning ) Ah, the worst. Okay, Lizzy. Oh, you do want me– you don’t want to switch? – You want me to tell my story? – Just tell your story. Okay, fine. Well, you’re wrong about this. Um, my story involves this little guy right here, potato salad, and it’s that my mom, has a habit of, uh, of leaving things in the refrigerator until they become science experiments. – Ooh. – I love you, Mom. I do it too now. I’ve inherited it. But when I was about 12 years old, I was hungry, and I went downstairs and went into the fridge, and I, uh, I got out what I thought was delicious potato salad. Sure it tasted a little carbonated, – Oh, God. – but who’s to judge? “Oh, this is that sparkling potato salad.” Uh, because it’s me, I continued to eat the entire container and then when my mom came in the kitchen and said “What are you eating?” And I said, “Potato salad,” she went, “No!” And then revealed that it was very old and, uh, she got scared that it was gonna really make me sick, – so she got ipecac syrup. – Oh, God. She did that? And she gave me ipecac syrup because she was really afraid the potato salad was gonna hurt me. And so what happened unfortunately was that the potato salad on its own made me start throwing up, and then about an hour later the ipecac kicked in, and then I was just, uh– I had a great day. – Break out the books. – Yeah. You know what to do, Mom. I did not learn my lesson. Can you eat it now? Uh, I guess. I don’t really want to. I don’t mean right now. I mean, in your life now. – Yeah. – Are you able to eat potato salad or is it– Sure, I don’t discriminate. If I’ve thrown something up, I’ll still eat it. – You know, like a dog. – ( laughter ) Just like a dog, just like a dog. Okay, we’re O for two. Kevin? – Okay, so I love Lizzy’s mom by the way. – Yeah. – I’ve never met her, but I love her. – They’re best friends. So, um, this is one of my favorite stories. I’ll keep it short, but I’m so excited – to tell you guys this story. – Wow. I tell it a lot. It has a name. I call it “Between Two Tonys” is the name. – Oh, I think you told me this before. – I probably have. – Oh, I know where this is going. – So a group of my friends and myself drove down to L.A. before I lived here to see “Napoleon Dynamite,” a special screening at The Grove. – Oh, cool. – And we went, we saw the movie, had a great time, we drove home, back to Lancaster where we’re all from, and, uh, we were in an Acura, which is a small car and a small backseat. – Really nice, though. – Very nice. Um, it was actually stolen years later. – But, uh… – Years later. It has nothing to do with this story. So, uh, Brian is driving, my friend Brian. Benny’s in the front seat and then I’m in the back middle because I was the smallest and I was between two Tonys, Hence the name. Uh, tall Tony, and big Tony. And we’re cruising down the freeway, – we’re about halfway home. – This is insane. And I notice that big Tony next to me is kinda looking a little pale. He’s starting to do like he’s getting a little woozy and I just can tell something’s wrong. And this is before smart phones. so everybody’s just kind of in a daze staring out the window, and I’m just staring at Tony. I just keep eyeballing him like this. And it starts progressively getting worse and worse. So, all of a sudden I start seeing him about to heave and my instincts kick in and I say, “Brian, put down the window, put down the window.” And the moment that he puts down the window, Tony throws up and it sprays everywhere in the car. ( all groaning ) – Tall Tony next to me was sleeping… – ( laughter ) and he wakes up and goes “Is it raining?” ( laughter ) – The worst. – The next exit, we saw the sign, was three miles, which just should have been 300 miles because the smell– he’s throwing up in this Ghostbusters jacket – ( laughter ) – that his brother had given him. And the smell was so bad and we pulled off the freeway and it was like that moment from “Stand By Me” where they– or is it “The Goonies?” where they all start throwing up. It was like that. The smell of it made all of us run out of the car in like a gas station parking lot and just throw up on the side. – ( laughter ) – God. – Uh, so we were right. – No, we were wrong. – We were right by default. – Initial guess. We were wrong for all four. Chase, uh… is the funnel cake, so what’s the story? Uh, yeah, it was at Six Flags as a kid. I was probably like nine or ten. And I was with some friends and I was really excited to get some funnel cake and then, like normally you’d expect to go on a rollercoaster and it’s like too much. But we hadn’t even gotten to the rollercoaster yet ’cause I’d just like scarfed down that funnel cake fast ’cause I wanted to be able to go wait in line and I did too fast ’cause we were waiting in line to get on the ride and I was just like, “Guys, I don’t feel too good.” And they were like, “We haven’t even gone on a rollercoaster yet.” And I was like, “Yeah, I know, I’m just– I’m not–” And then as I started to say, “I think I’m gonna throw up,” it started to happen so I didn’t know what to do. I panicked and I just shut my mouth really tight and then I threw up through my nose. ( all laughing and shouting ) It was just like an intense stream of, like, funnel cake out the other end. But it didn’t– it was still in a funnel shape. It was bad, ’cause there’s no way to wash that out afterward. You can’t, like, have a piece of gum. Oh, I’m getting sick again, guys. I am honored to work with all of you. – Yes. – Yay.