(rooster crowing) (lion roaring) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. – Q. T. M. B. A. Question that must be answered. – Alright, give it to me, and give it to you. – The question that must be answered is If twins take pictures of each other, are those just selfies? Oh gosh, oh gosh, oh gosh. – Well it seems– – Ponder that. – It seems like, my knee jerk answer is no. No, because they’re individuals. – Twins are not individuals, – And then I’m like, oh wait. They’re not individuals. – Yeah, they’re really the same. It’s the same DNA, I mean, it’s really just a copy of a person. – Wow, that’s not– – I mean the second person, the second twin, the one that comes out second, is really just a copy, you know, they’re not as special as the first. – And whatever the one does, and the, yeah, it’s– – Yeah, that was a joke, for twins. – Okay, here we, let’s make– – I love twins. – Let’s make room for Mythical crew members to come back out. – Yeah. Only one twin has a soul, that is true, that is a fact. The first twin has a soul. – Come on out, guys. He’s gonna keep talking about this. – The second twin has a shadow of a soul, which is not quite as impactful, you know. – Um, the google thing– – They’re not immortal for instance. – The google thing was fun. Let’s continue that, but now, what we’ve asked is for Mythical crew members to tell us what they’ve googled, but they’re not telling us who googled what, we have to identify, because I’m behind. – We’re gonna back out a little bit here, so you guys don’t have to get so– – Come on in here, Jordan, squish. (grunting) Squish on over. – I thought we were all wearing red shirts. (chuckles) – Foiled again. – Well, I wouldn’t actually call that a red shirt. – I would, it’s scarlet. – I would call it like a maroon. – It looks coral. – So, definitely not salmon, too much red for salmon. – That’s coral. – Maybe salmon. – It smells like salmon, but that’s just a body odor issue that I have. And I’ll thank you not to make fun of me. (chuckles) – You smell like salmon. That would be unfortunate. – Indulge me a little bit. Shift that way, guys, because I want to stay in my show. That’s just a thing that I like to do. But also, alright, so you guys have each googled something, and the first one is, what? – Salad for president, and then what came up was this image of a book, it’s a cookbook. – Plenty of stuff came up, including this image. – Right, but if you searched salad for president, what that means is, either you’re weird, crazy, which is possible with all of these people– – Or you work here. – Or, no, you know that Salad for President is a cookbook, and you’re googling it so you can get it on Amazon. – Oh, so it is a cookbook. – You know what I’m saying? – Yeah, yeah, yeah, see. So this is somebody that’s making a change in their life, wants to eat more greens. Huh, who would that be? I mean, Jen is always– – Jen, you already eat a lot of greens. – I know, but we already know that Jen is like, she’s like super into like, she’s like always, she’s cross fitting it up all the time. I don’t know what she’s into now, but it’s always something new and different. – Jen, what are you into now? – So are you giving this to me? – For now, let’s just play with that. So, what are you into now? – I still do cross fit, it hasn’t changed. – What about salads? – I’ve always loved salads. – Right, that’s what we’re saying. So, you’re making an argument that that’s not you. – But why would I have to search for a cookbook about salads if I’ve always loved them. – Or, maybe– – Because you love em. – Maybe you didn’t know it was a cookbook, you were just googling salad for president. – Because I want salad to be president. – You know, do you know who the first salad president was– – Not gonna argue with that. – George Bush. (chuckles) – No, I’ll give you five for that. – Thank you, Link. – I love that. – The first salad president. – George Bush, is pretty funny. – Yeah, it is, yeah. – Salad. – Because it’s a bush. – Salads aren’t bushes. – Oh, that is the connection. I thought that can’t be it. I must be missing it. – Salad. Salads. Salad ingredients come from bushes. – Well, I mean, yeah. – Don’t they grow underground? – That’s why I don’t eat them. – I don’t know if technically that’s, okay. – If someone can think of a better salad president pun. – We get it, Jordan, you googled salad for president. – You can make the switch, but I think because she likes salad, any, if you like something, any time something new comes out about it, you want it, right? So if you’re like into chocolate– – Do you love salad, or do you just eat it? – I eat it every single day. – Because you love it? – Give it to her. Salad for President. – Alright, oh gosh. – Alright, mark my words, though, Jordan googled salad for president. – Three animals that breathe through their butts. Now we know from a game we played that anus breathing is something that, do you remember what does it? – Turtle. – You got it right. Right, it was on the game. – So this is a writer, so this is not Jen. – I’m not a writer, no, I’m so bad at it. – But it’s also, it’s a Sideshow. – No offense, I’m just saying, you didn’t work on that episode in that way, so. – But it’s an episode of Sideshow that came up. – Which doesn’t matter. – I could’ve googled it secretly. – It doesn’t matter, but it’s the exact name of the Sideshow that came up. – Right, we ripped off Sideshow on our show. We do that all the time, don’t we? (chuckles) Three animals that breathe through their butts is exactly the same thing that was googled, so, they were like, this is, ’cause to your point, what we do on the show is because we have so many things that we’re doing, is that we know that they may have been done before, and so some writer who’s familiar with Sideshow thought of this thing, and they were like, “Doesn’t Sideshow have a, don’t they have one “that’s about animals breathing through their butts, “because I’m gonna get that information, “because we’re gonna use a piece “of that information in our game.” – Or make sure that we’re, you know, we’re playing nice with the Green Brothers. – If somebody’s done something, we want to make sure that we’re doing it differently and originally. Who cares about originality here in this group? – George Bush. (laughter) – Why’d you laugh when he said it? Wasn’t even off anything. – It was a throwback, I love a good throwback. – Alright. – I think this was Lizzie. – Alright. – Was she on that episode? – Of course, now I’m stuck with this next one, which is drinking cranberry juice on period. So we’ve gotta choose between two men. – Yeah. I take back what I said earlier, his shirt is cranberry. – I just wanna empathize. – Yeah. – It’s cranberry, that’s what it was. – Yeah. – That works. – Now you drink cranberry juice with a UTI, not on your period, I’m just saying. – Right, so this represents a man who doesn’t understand a woman’s body. – Exactly. (laughter) – George Bush. (laughter) – What’s the next one? – I’m saving myself for marriage, thank you very much. (laughter) – Okay, this one is Nicolas Cage fan art. And of course a picture of– – Anyone who needs a pick up, I should’ve said pick-me-up, but if you need a pick-up– – Pick-up. You might need a pick-up, too. – Go to a used car lot, but if you need a pick-me-up, just search that. – And a picture of a Jesus-fied Nicolas Cage and grumpy cat comes up. – I died for your sins. Good. (chuckles) – Okay, Nicolas. Are we gonna go just by process of elimination, here, and just give it to Matt, or are we going to– – Well, just try it on for size. – How’s it look? – Looks good. – Can you say Nicolas Cage fan art as if you’re saying it to yourself well googling it? – Huh, Nicolas Cage fan art. (laughter) – Oh, oh, wow. – He did an impersonation. – You made a choice. You made a choice with that. – Do you do a George Bush? – I do not, no. – Okay, I, you know what, I should, it was one George Bush too many. That was like Jeb Bush. It was just like, I went too far, I shoulda– – That was your please clap. – You’re right. (clapping) – Remember that for the election. – Wow. – Jeb! – Yeah, well, what we would all do for Jeb Bush right now. Okay, alright. – We gonna make any last second switches? I’m gonna, let’s stick to, well, I mean, I think we should switch Jen and Jordan, but– – Do it. – I’m willing not to. – Do it. – You’re willing not to? – I’m willing not to. – Do it. I believe that a woman was googling that. – Okay. – And I think that Jordan’s interested in salad all of a sudden. (chuckles) Nobody saw it coming. (laughter) Okay, reveal who, we’ll go down the line. We’ll start with Lizzie. – This is not me. Do you want to know what is me? – Yes. – Okay, it’s this. So apparently I don’t understand women’s bodies. Um, no, I was watching the Departed, and they say in the Departed, “Are you on your period?” Because they were drinking cranberry juice, and I was like, that’s not a thing. And so I looked it up, it is a thing. – What is the thing? – It’s a diarrhetic, so it like, flushes out your cramps? I don’t know, I didn’t read deap into it. – It flushes out your cramps? – Flushes out those cramps. – Yeah, just flushes them right out. – We might, when my little sister got her period for the first time, my mom called it her ocean spray, so. – Oh my gosh. – She did it. – That was just a joke I was– (laughter) – So we’re wrong about Jen. – Ocean Spray, Suzie’s got her Cosmopolitan. – So now my question is was Jen the salad, and was I wrong about Jordan? – She was the salad. – I was the salad. – She was the salad. – But why did you search salad for president, because you bought that cookbook? – It’s a good cookbook. – Yes, I saw it in a store, and so I searched it to see what the cheeper price would be on Amazon. – Read it online without buying it? – Yes. – Got it. – Uh huh, yeah. – You read the preview pages. – No, I haven’t bought this. – I like the design of it. – Great font, I’d say that. – Yup, yes, yes, you’re doing good things. All right Matt. – Um, Nicolas Cage fan art is a fantastic google, but it is not my google. – Oh, we were wrong on all counts. – You were zero for four. – Um, this, yeah, this was my episode. Animals with disgusting habits. And I remembered having seen when we were producing this episode something once about animals that breathe through their butts, so I went and googled it, and turtles were one of three animals that breathe through their butts. – Do you remember the other two? – Yeah, dragonfly, a certain type of dragonfly breathes through their butts, and a sea cucumber. – Yup, that’s why I don’t eat them. – So, um, that was me, and yeah, well, what’re you gonna do? (laughter) – That was me, I’m not ashamed of it. What’re you gonna do? – Doing your job. – Yeah, that’s great. – That’s what you pay me for. – Okay, and a– – Yes, I did Nicolas Cage fan art. I thought it might be fun to do something with fan art on the show, it’s a personal interest of mine. I love, like, pregnant Sonic the Hedgehogs and muscular Tony the Tigers, I think it’s a fascinating world. – Are you pitching this right now? – Yeah, is it cool? You guys wanna do it? – This is how it works guys. – Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is a writers’ meeting. – Uh, yeah, and I thought since the internet loves Nicolas Cage, there’s probably some good Nicolas Case stuff out there, and there is. – You were right. – I’m not a religious man, but I, I think this is what Scientology is? (laughter) Nicolas Cage holding grumpy cat? Anyways. – Alright guys, it’s always good to get to know the Mythical crew members. – Yes it is. – Since we’re required to work with them.