(rooster clucks and beast roars) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. Man, we’re kicking off a new year. – Lonely Hashtag. This is where we find a very lonely hashtag on Instagram, and then we add to it, this one is #TotallyNotABaby. We found that one, and now let’s add to it. #TotallyNotABaby, post your photo that makes sense with that hashtag, so it’s not lonely anymore. – Totally not a baby. – Totally not a baby. – What things have I Thought were babies, and then they weren’t? Alright, so let’s take the wheel this way so we can bring in The Dream Team. That’s what Josh said, is that what, that’s what Josh said he wanted them to be introduced as. Since when does that happen, is that a 2018 thing? When we have Mythical Crew members come in, they give themselves a name? – Dream Team or Mod Squad, you know, whichever. – This is a runner-up to the Will It Meatloaf extravaganza, made entirely with candies. – [Rhett] How many candies? – There’s candies inside, too. – Behind me, scrooch on in here Josh. – Oh man, thank you> – Tess, you wanna do the honors of cutting this? – Yes, please. – I believe in you. – I don’t know if you know Josh, but here he is. – Hi, do I have to speak into the microphone? – No, you just speak into the ether. – Thank you very much, okay. – And then you, look at the Mythical Beast right there who’s analyzing you. – [Stevie] Will It Hamburger was when Josh– – You guys remember Will It Hamburger, Josh created a lot of those amazing hamburgers. – Like the skin, the skin burger. – I will never forget you biting into the skin burger, and then dry heaving into the burger as your mouth was closing. It plays on loop in my head, and it’s beautiful. – That was a – And is that cake? – Career highlight for you? – The career highlight, the only one. – So there’s candy, and then the binding agent is cake. – Yes. – Alright, well let’s– – Do you have a napkin? – Do you have a napkin? – I could pull the Taco Bell wrappers. – Oh okay. – If you’d like that. – This looks really nice. – Josh always carries around a pocket full of Taco Bell wrappers. – They come in handy a lot more often than you’d think. – Rhett, are you gonna do the honors here? – I’m doing the napkins. – Oh, is that a Reese Cup. – Yes. – I don’t even know, I mean, – Here, you want me to, you can do it. – Yeah, Tess, if you have a vision for it. – No, you’re so sweet. – Feels like a birthday party. – The center’s gonna be more medium rare than the outside, so if anyone wants a well-done piece just go to the end. – Somebody gets a lot of cake. – There you go. – Well I mean, – I want more candy. – The inside is cakey. But I mean, and then I think you just grab the candy that you want from the spot that you want. – I want that, is this a, this is a Reese’s Cup, or a Reese Cup as I call it. But you painted it gold, I see. – I did, ’cause you know I think gold has a little flair, you know. – Is it gonna taste different? – Look at that, a whole bar. – I don’t think noticeably. – Is that a Butterfinger? – Yes. – The thing about Reese Cups is that, like see this one, you see how dry the peanut butter is in the middle? Like only one in every 40 Reese Cup experiences do I get like a nice, moist peanut butter center. You know what I’m talking about? – Sounds like you have personal experience from that core sample analogy. – Core sample. – Yeah, only one in every 40. – Yeah, it’s like this right there, that’s not acceptable. – Give me another plate Link. – That’s not the way, that’s not the way. – I think that’s two plates. – That’s not the chef’s intention at Reese. Like Mr. Reese, that’s not what you want. I know it’s out of focus, but I’ll put it right here. – [Rhett] No it’s really holding up well Tess. – It’s kind of, um– – [Tess] Do you see the little ledge? – [Link] What I call mealy. – Oh man, look at one, this one. – But every now and again, you will get a Reese Cup that’s like juicy, like juicy peanut butter. That is good. – Oh, I totally forgot guys. When you eat candy loaf, it conjures Cotton Candy Randy, I totally forgot. – When I said cotton candy loaf, I didn’t know, I did not know. – I was so scared. – Happy Cotton Candy Day daddies. Are you enjoying my sweet loaf? – It’s not Cotton Candy Day, that was last year, towards the end, that was in December. – It’s always Cotton Candy Day in hell daddies. Are you enjoying my loaf? – Yeah, the loaf is great. I see that you’re still holding your pants, just like always. – I have a sweet nothing for you Daddy. – Oh yeah, please come whisper it to me. – Thank you. – For my birthday, I want to drink a cup of your spit. – When’s your birthday? – If I had it my way, I’d hunt you for sport. Bye daddies. – He’s sweet on you Rhett. – Isn’t he so sweet? – He’s sour on me. – What did you do to Randy? – It’s so much more intense this close to him. – There’s an untold history there. – I really don’t know. – What I learned as a young person is that if you resist Cotton Candy Randy, – He turns against you. – He turns against you. You have to invite him, you have to welcome him. You have to give him what he wants. He wants some weird things. – I love Cotton Candy Randy so much. – You want to know the secret? Conjure him back, if you want to know the secret. – And hunt you for sport. – He’s still lingering, I can see him over there. – Oh, he’ll be back, don’t worry. – Wait, can I have a fork> – Oh yeah, look, there’s a whole. – I mean as long as you’re, as long as you’re eating something like this, he can come back. I’ve never actually cut a Butterfinger with a fork like I’m– – The mic is hooked in the chair, and now I’m just hanging off of it. – Completely unnecessary. You can’t even stab a, oh you can stab a Butterfinger. – There you go. – Thank you. – What is this, this is like– – It’s like a little styrofoam ravioli filled with chalk candy. – Really? I’ve never seen these. – I think it’s like a Great Depression era candy, like that’s all they had. It’s pretty good, though. – [Link] LooK at that. – Constantly looking over my shoulder, just in case Randy reappears. – He hates you so much. – He hates you, he loves whispering to Rhett, though. – I didn’t believe in him. I didn’t believe he existed until he showed up, and then when he showed up, I still didn’t believe he was there. – Yeah kids, if you don’t believe in Cotton Candy Randy, he will haunt you. – Oh, that’s gross. – Oooh, look at this, this is a gummy hot dog. Anybody really into gummies that I’ve touched? There’s another one, though. Look at the back of that. – Yeah, I told Jeff to go and get weird candy, like the weirdest candy he could find. – There’s a hair in mine. – I really do wish he’d come back– – Speaking of weird. – There he is. – He’s back. – Happy Cotton Candy Day daddies. – Hey man, how you doing Randy? – So creepy. – You got something else for me? – I’ve seen how we die and it’s in a beautiful lake. – Do you want some candy cake? – Your wife likes me best. – He doesn’t even know how to whisper, like he whispers at full volume. – I’ve told you about the– – He’s right in your ear. – I told you about the fan, it’s ’cause we had the fan going as a kid. And I like it, I like it when he’s loud. – Don’t go near a lake with that guy. He predicted your corporate death. – We’re gonna be together. It’s gonna be beautiful.