(rooster crowing) (lion roaring) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. – WinFace, ’cause I think he said Wheels of Mythicality. – He did. – Yeah, right. Well, you know there have been multiple ones. – Over time. – Well every day of the week’s a different wheel. You know? – I didn’t want them to know that. – Yeah, I shouldn’t have revealed that. Congratulations, Megan, for that awesome WinFace. You win a GMM hat. Hat! – Hat! Hat! – Hat! That’s how we say hat now. – Hat. – You gotta say it three times. – And you know, I just feel like my morale is really low all of a sudden. Like, after the– – Well, I think it’s about to go up, man. – After that cow parts, man. I mean– – Its been worse. – The butter started so strong, like, we were having so much fun. The baked beans on the cornbread was such a breakthrough. – You know what? – Can we go back to that moment? – That’s what we always do, though, for some reason. It gets worse as we go. And so we always end on a bad note. Its taken many years to realize this. – We should rewind, unwind. But you know what? Now we’re gettin’ good. So it kind of is about to happen, right? – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. – Getting good again, because we have not only one Butterfinger, not only two Butterfingers, but also some toast. – Also some toast. And also a king size Butterfingers are two Butterfingers in one. So we got four Butterfingers. I cut them in half, we got eight. – Fit for a kings. – Cut them in half again, I got 16. Cut them in half again, I got 32. – What we have– – Cut them in half again, I got 64. – This butter closed– – Cut them in half again, I got 128. – What is this called? A butter dome? – Cut them in half again, I got 256. (crew member talking) Cut them, that’s all I can do. But pretty soon, it’ll become infinity, man. – I’m still, I’m getting sad again. – It’s amazing how fast when you double things. – The numbers really make me sad. – It’s called exponential. – Under this butter dome we have butter made out of Butterfingers. (Link making sound effect) Ooh, look at that! It looks like a big block of caramel. Or car-muhl. – It wasn’t what I was expecting at all. – It’s not. – It looks like it’s gonna be hard. – Let me give you a nice, little slice-icle. – Is it hard? – No. – Is it smooth? – It’s perfectly smooth. – Did you add that noise or was that real? (Link making noise) – It was real. – That was with your mouth. – You slice one too, man, just get ASMR in this piece. It’s soft. It is a great consistency. – That’s a little bit lower. – It wasn’t until college that I was first introduced to apple butter. Will Thomas. Whenever we go snowboarding, Will Thomas he would drive and he would always dictate that we’re not gonna stay in a hotel, we’re gonna camp somewhere. – He was cheap. – He was really frugal. He put me to shame. And he would, he would go to the grocery store and buy bagels and apple butter and that’s all he would eat. – I’m not spreading it, ’cause I feel like it’s gonna be so good I don’t wanna spread it out I just wanna eat like half of that slab in one bite. – It’s, it’s oh man, it smells like fudge. It’s basically we’ve made Butterfinger fudge. – I think that’s what we’ve done here. – Oh, wow. – Yeah. – Oh wow. Line up. – Why do people who work at fudge shops always jerks? (crew laughing) You notice that? – When the fudge is good you can be a jerk. – I think they know it’s so good. – Right. – Like, man I’ve met some of the biggest jerks in my life cutting fudge. (crew laughing) – Fudge cutters are not fun people. Put that on a T-shirt. Fudge cutters are not fun people. – It’s such a fun job, and you’re bringing so much joy to people, put a freakin’ smile on your face, fudge cutters! – Let’s put the fun back in fudge! Funge. Is what it used to be called. – [Stevie] That sounds like a good retirement hobby, for Rhett specifically, cutting fudge. – (laughing) Cutting fudge. – Cutting fudge. – I’m the resident fudge cutter here at Green, Green Estates. Green Brian Homes. Okay, I’m putting Butterfinger butter on a Butterfinger. (crew laughing) – Oh no you didn’t. – Yeah, because I’m free. – You’re free. Is it a bit much butter? – No. – Finger? You know what I’m gonna do? I’m gonna put Butterfinger butter on my finger. (crew laughing) Watch this. – That’s a good idea, too. – Watch this. Mmm! (crew laughing) Tried to bite off my finger, I couldn’t do it. – It just tastes like fudge. – Incidentally, you could easily bite off a finger. (crew laughing) It’s not hard to do, your jaw strength is like, it could decimate a finger. But I recommend not biting off your own finger. Do it to someone else’s finger. – That’s really good, I mean. – How much money would you have to– – Four dollars. What is it? (everyone laughing) – You would take four dollars to bite off your own finger? – That’s what I said. – Alright, do it. – I’m committed at this point. – That is true though. You could easily bite off your own finger. – Well, if it was stuck in something. – Well, then it would be harder to bite it. Like if my finger was stuck in something and I had to gnaw it off– – I don’t think, I couldn’t do it for money. I could do it to get myself out of something. – I would put it to sleep first. I’d sleep on it and then when I lost all circulation, then I would bite it off. Which I’ve done before. Well, not fully, but sometimes, I may have told you this, you know I wake up and I will have been sleeping on my arm and it’s just like dangling there. And I’ll pick it up and it’s scary to have a dead man’s arm attached to your body. – Yep. – [Stevie] That is completely unique to only you, Link. – You being facetious? (everyone laughing) I’m not, to my point, my point is then I would take, and when I can’t feel my hand, I’ll put my finger in my mouth and I’ll bite it. And it feels like– – Okay, maybe that is completely unique to only you. – I wasn’t done. And it feels, I’ve done this, I’ve taken my finger like this and I’ve bitten it when my whole arm and hand were asleep. – Why? – And it, just to see if I could feel it at all. And you start to feel like a very dull, burning, and then your finger pops off. (crew laughing) I mean I could easily bite my finger off in a scenario like that. But I would take more than four dollars to do it. – Next time your arm falls asleep, just do it, man. Just make sure the camera’s rolling. – I bet you my son would take 50 Fortnite dollars to bite off his own freakin’ finger. – Yep, well let’s put it to the test. – That’s the problem our world is in right now. – But then he wouldn’t be able to play Fortnite. ‘Cause you need all the fingers ’cause of the buttons. – Good point. – Yep, just cut off a toe. – Bite off a toe. – Bite off a toe. – [Link] We have a podcast called Ear Biscuits, and you can listen to the latest episode wherever you get your podcasts. Do it.