(rooster crows) (dragon roars) – WinFace! Congratulations to Symphani. I like that name, Symphani. I like your WinFace even more, and you win. – [Link] It’s a bit aghast. – [Rhett] A GMM shirt! – Boom! To go with those watermelon ears. Let’s move this on outta here. Okay, this is a special Good Mythical More called Good Mythical Smore, where society members choose what we doose, and this is what we’re gonna do. – The options that were given to the society were Rhett and Link have to speak as each other for the entire More. Rhett and Link wear headphones with loud music and have to try to have a conversation, only reading each other’s lips, or Rhett and Link both tell a story at the same time, and you guys chose wear headphones, you know that, because I’m holding them already. – And try to have a convo. – So, we’ve got some, you know, our favorite genre of music, royalty-free, will be blasting in our ears, and we’re gonna see how frustrating this gets for you and for us. – Yeah, and if you want to– – This is what you voted on! – If you wanna control us and what happens on this show, join the Mythical Society, Sempre Curiosus. – MythicalSociety.com. – All right, play it. ♪ Crank up the jams ♪ (Rhett laughs) – The first words were crank up the jams. – Of course, they say something like crank up the jams. – Crank up the jams. – At the beginning of a royalty-free song. – I know you’re saying crank up the jams. But now I can’t. – What? – I can’t, yeah, I can’t hear anything you’re saying at this point. – You can’t hear what I’m saying? Read my lips. Don’t look at my eyes, look at my lips. – Oh, I was looking at your eyes. I prefer to read your eyes when you’re talking. – What’s that? – I prefer to read your eyes. – You prefer to look at my eyes? – Don’t look at my lips, it makes me feel weird. – I don’t like looking at your lips. I’m only doing it for the utility of it. – What, kill anybody? – I’m uncomfortable looking at your lips. – Oh, right, that’s why I’m looking at your eyes. – So I’m just gonna keep looking at your eyes. – I get it, let’s make the volume louder. (royalty-free country pop music) Oh, that’s loud. Did you say that you were gonna kill somebody? – What? – Did you say you were gonna kill somebody? – I’m gonna have to look at your lips, I’m sorry. Say it again. – Stop talking about my, what? – You’re not saying words. You’re not saying words anymore. – Just let go of the whole lips thing and just have a conversation. This music is absolutely horrible. The chorus is called crank up the jams. – I’m gonna tell you what the song’s about. They’re puttin’ that tailgate down. – Do you have any residual guilt about– – Crankin’ up the speakers. – What? Do you have… – I’m tellin’ the people what the song’s about, ’cause it’s so good. – Do you have any residual guilt associated with– – Talk slower, man! Your mouth is going like this. – The fact that we chose the Outback over Texas Roadhouse? – Your mouth is going like this. – Just listen to me! Do you have any residual guilt associated with choosing the Outback over the Roadhouse. – Talk slower! Talk slower! Talk slower! – Do you have any residual guilt associated with choosing the Outback Steakhouse? – Now you’re making motions with your lips that I can’t understand. Talk normally, but talk slower. – Do you have any residual guilt associated with choosing Outback Steakhouse over Texas Roadhouse? – Roadhouse. – The song ended, so he heard Texas Roadhouse. Do you? Do you? (royalty-free bagpipe music) Do you feel good about our decision? – Stevie said that we should stop yelling because it makes it seem like we can actually hear each other. – Oh, so we’re not supposed to yell? – But I can’t hear anything. – So I’m just gonna talk normal. – Except this weird bagpipe music. It’s like bagpipes. – Do you have any residual guilt? – It’s like hiphop bagpipes. – Associated with choosing Outback Steakhouse over the Roadhouse? – You’re full of tofu? – What? – You’re full of tofu? – You’re what is muffled? – Say it again. – Do you have any residual guilt? – You wanna do something else? Is that what you said? (crew laughs) Say it again, what? – Do you have any residual guilt associated with choosing Outback Steakhouse over Texas Roadhouse? Like. – Do you wanna go to the Texas Roadhouse? – Yeah, I can understand you when you talk? – With elves? – Oh, that’s loud. – Did you say with elves? – Withheld? – Would I wanna go with elves? – Withheld what? I’m not withholding anything. – Do I wanna take elves to the Texas Roadhouse? I don’t wanna go to the Texas Roadhouse at all. I thought we established that. I’ll take anybody to the Outback, including elves. – I’m still lookin’ at your eyes. I’m just like, oh, he must be angry. But I think that’s just your default expression. Are you angry, or is this how you look when I can’t listen to what you’re saying? Are you mad? – Am I mad? – Yeah. – Yes. (both laugh) Yes, I am mad. Do you wanna go to the Outback? – Right now? – Tonight, I’m taking my family to the Outback. We’re all going, with some elves. – It’s off. It’s off? – Stevie said stop yelling. – I’m not yelling. – Stevie said stop yelling. – I’m not yelling. – Okay, I’m gonna talk like this. – Are you talking at all? – In fact, I don’t even have to say anything. – Oh, now we can talk because it’s in between songs. We can speak to each other. – Are you asking me to go to a restaurant? – It’s like we’re prisoners, we finally get the chance. (both groan) (crew laughs) This is so demoralizing. You chose this. – I guess I could just talk normal volume. – We’re demoralized. – Oh, this is a good one. (royalty-free rock music) I’ve always thought that I could have a backup career as a royalty-free musician. ‘Cause I honestly think that, when somebody on a plane says, like, what do you do for a living? Royalty-free musician is easier to understand than YouTuber. (crew laughs) – I think it’s good to get in touch with your feelings. You should do it more often. – You don’t have feelings? – Just whatever you feel, just let it out. – Your feelings are coming out? – Yeah, let it out. – You know, because we can’t understand each other, all we have is our feelings. – You don’t have any feelings? – I have lots of feelings. – Right. – Mostly anger. (laughs) What are your feelings? What kind of feelings do you have? – What are my feelings? I have an assortment of feelings. – You haven’t sorted your feelings? – Like hunger and sadness and happiness and guilt. – You need to sort your feelings? – I just told you. – You’ve got antisocial feelings? – What? – That’s a problem. You have antisocial feelings. – Say that again? – You have antisocial feelings? – I have Ashton Kutcher’s what? Do I have Ashton Kutcher’s… – Do you have existential feelings? – I don’t know what you’re saying, but you’re like. (crew laughs) – This guy’s got the freedom to rock and roll, that’s what he just said. – This is a form of torture. – Do you have the freedom to rock and roll? – Do I want rock and roll? – Do you have the freedom to rock and roll? – Do you have the feel to rock and roll? Yeah. – Yeah! – Yeah, I have the feel. (crew laughs) – Oh, it’s still going. He’s gonna rock this city. He’s got the feeling in his soul. He’s gonna take this city. He’s got the freedom to rock and roll. – I can’t, I’m not tracking. Let’s go to the Outback and rock and roll. – Oh, I know we’re gonna go to the Outback. I can always– – Let’s go rock and roll at the Outback. – I can always tell when you say Outback. No matter what’s happenin’, I’m like oh, we’re gonna go to the Outback. That’s my only hope for continuing this whole thing, is that afterward, we get to go to the Outback. – Oh, all I heard was only hope. What is this? – This morning, I woke up, this morning, I woke up in my bed. – You woke up in your belly? – I don’t know what you said, but I’ll just say yes. – You don’t know, but you wanna say yes. – And I had two pillows under my head, and I never sleep with two pillows, and I was like, I was like, did I sleep like this all night? And apparently, I had. – What? – Apparently, I had. Slept all night with two pillows under my head. I felt sure that when I tried to turn, I was not gonna be able to, because like a kink in my neck. – I have no idea what you’re saying. – Right. – But it was something about looking at your belly. Is this after we go to the Outback? – Pillows, like a pillow. – Pillows. – Behind my head. Two pillows. – You wanna go sleep at the Outback? – Yeah, I go to sleep in my bed. – You wanna take pillows into the Outback? – Where do you sleep? – I don’t wanna sleep there, I just wanna eat there. – You don’t what? – I don’t wanna sleep at the Outback, I want to eat at the Outback, but I am going there tonight with my family. – You don’t want to sleep. – Horses? – With horses? – Horses? You want me to ride a horse to the Outback? – Are you just saying the lyrics to that horses in the back song? – I mean, listen, I may be free to rock and roll, but I’m not gonna ride a horse to the Outback. – Horses in the back. – Horses in the back. – That’s what you said. – I didn’t, but now I realize that. – I was just sayin’ that I was sleeping with two pillows under my head. (crew laughs) (both laughs) It’s just like… – All right, we’re gonna go to the Outback on horses, and apparently, Link is gonna sleep there. – I was trying to say that I woke up with two pillows under my head. – What? – I was trying to say I woke up with two pillows under my head, and I was like, I would never do this. I felt as if maybe Christy had wedged another pillow under my head in my sleep. It’s like why would she do that? – Why would you do that? – Why would she do that? – Why would you do that? – Do what? (funky pop music) Do what? – We’re done. – That was torture. That is literally a form of torture. Dude, check out these far out swirly colors on our summer tie-dye tees, available now at mythical.store.