Welcome to Good Mythical More We got a lot to unpack. We need to second guess our career choice. And we’re also going to help you with your second guessing or your first guessing of the spiciest questions that you’ve asked on Reddit. We’re gonna answer those, here we are. But first, we’re going to tell a 10 word story. Chickens Break Time. When Farmers Conjure Demonic Dirt Sifting Nomads Oh, chickens break time when farmers conjure demonic, dirt sifting nomads. Yes, they too. Oh crap man. That’s quite a story. This is what it feels like- Yeah! to be unmasked. Geniuses! Yeah. We’re trying to compensate for the fact that we feel like utter failures. We didn’t- Well, it started off. Like surprisingly, like the one point that Rhett had was the first round. When I said, Jack in the Box? Yeah. So it was- I’ve never even had that sandwich. this is gonna be interesting. And then after that point every single thing that both of you guests was incorrect. Okay. So we’ve asked for the Popeye’s, which came in second but tied with KFC? Yeah. I’m glad that KFC did a lot better than I thought, ‘Cause you know, chicken is their thing too. Like Popeye’s but these other places, they’re just bandwagoning- spicy chicken sandwiches, I think they’re here to stay. Well, so. Okay. So round two, you were both like- Popeye’s, Burger King You were confident in your answer and you said the same thing you both said McDonald’s. And what was that? But it was Wendy’s and then the one that you tasted that was McDonald’s you were like it has like kind of a chemically thing or like, you know it tastes a little bit weird. That was McDonald’s and you guessed Wendy’s and KFC. There’s a very big difference between like the Popeye’s chicken looks like it would be better in terms of like the amount of crispy on it. Do that so that both of ours are on the same side. Just so I don’t get confused. Now, I’m confused. The ones that you ranked, there’s two that tied for the lowest ranking, McDonald’s and Jack in the Box. And then Wendy’s was next and then KFC, Popeye’s and then Burger King at the top. Hmm. I had this ChickKing thing months ago and I thought Burger King, wow. It’s just that they missed the initial wave. I’m not saying we did. I mean, we’re just doing this episode now, but I think they did. So what did we give Popeye’s? For Popeye’s Rhett, you both gave it a seven and both gave it a seven for KFC. Man. I think I’m still agreeing with myself. Now, now that I’m eating more, I want to completely tie these two. And it looks like across the board, you pretty much agreed on everything. The only thing that there’s a major discrepancy is the McDonald’s where, Rhett, you said six and Link, you said three. Hmm. Which is the lowest score you gave across the board. Well. I’m having fun. You know? Give us a spicy Reddit question. Maybe we can redeem ourselves with good answers. Okay, these are from r/AskReddit, beginning with a very spicy, what did you learn at an embarrassingly late age? So much, So much. I’ve learned so many terms on this show. You don’t even, you don’t even want to know. Embarrassingly late age. It’s probably like an expression. Oh, what is that expression that you say when something is- Dutch oven. Yeah, learned what a Dutch oven was. That’s what I was thinking about. I’m sure I learned what a Dutch oven was here. And I now I can’t remember. Oh really? I it’s like a sexual fart. Oh, I didn’t know there was a sexual part. Oh, there’s not a sexual part? It can be. I don’t think so. For some people. Think its just a fart under the covers. Its like when you- yeah. Oh well that’s not that bad. What’s the other thing that sounds like Dutch oven. That’s like the sexual Dutch oven. I learned that here years ago. Hold on, I’m thinking of something that I did learn that was like, oh I’m not gonna tell anybody that I didn’t already know that. But I can’t think of it right now. We both learned that most people call it bio – pic and not biopic. We called it biopic, until like 14 months ago. That’s very defensible. Like a movie? Yeah. You called it a biopic? Yeah. ‘Cause it sounds, cause it sounds better. A biopic. It sounds like science. We always called it a biopic. Not a bio-pic. Like you like in Buoy’s Creek, other people said that to you or you just? Nobody said it in Buoy’s Creek. In California for at least five years. We like learned the word. But like, no one said it to you. You just said it to each other? Yeah. We just said it to each other. I think that’s why- I probably said it to some strangers. There were many years where we only spoke to each other and strangers who never spoke back. Now that I’m just tasting the chicken. And by the way, almost finishing all of the chicken, The Popeye’s chicken isolated is better than the Burger King chicken. You’re right. I hate to say it. My mouth was a little confused. And I knew that. And that’s why I was like, I was so confident that it was Popeye’s that I went for the niner. Hmm. Interesting. You can’t- Next question. You can’t time travel, but your phone has the internet from five years in the future. What do you search for first? I mean, I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m gonna Google my name. That’s smart. I mean, what happens? What happens to me? I’d probably Google- Do I become a, the tallest jockey ever? Link- So you’re gonna Google Rhett McLaughlin, tallest jockey ever question mark? I’ve gotta be specific. I don’t wanna lead it. You gotta lead it. I’m gonna Google Link Neal canceled? I just want to know how it happens. I mean Yeah. That’s- I’ve had multiple people tell me – That’s probably smart. in hushed whispers, that they know it will happen. And then you can avoid whatever it is. It’s kinda like my my middle school PE teacher saying, when you you get to high school, they’re gonna stuff you in a locker. It’s like, Yeah. If you keep this up, you’re gonna get canceled It’s kind of the same thing. Okay. Proving ’em wrong. But if I couldn’t Google myself, I’d probably Google- Me. ‘Cause probably by Googling me, or me Googling you, we’d also find out what happened to the other guy. Maybe I would Google, I don’t know, my children. Link Neal canceled entertainer You’d google children? My children. Friend of current tallest, tallest jockey in the world. I might Google like you could get a lot of information. Sports Illustrated, swimsuit edition, latest cover. It’s like when we were kids, man, we were so freaking obsessed with that. Like your brother Cole would get this, he got Sports Illustrated. And then when that swimsuit issue came, whoopsie daisy. We were into that one. It came alright. I’d like to know what would happen. What five years in the future looks like? ‘Cause it’ll tell you a lot. Won’t it? Maybe not. What’s the bathing suits gonna look like in five years? What they gonna do different? Can’t wait to find out. That one year they did body paint. That body paint year was a, that was a rough year for me. Okay. Next question. She was like, okay. You die, and the first thing you see in the afterlife are three buttons. Next level, spectate, and restart. Which one do you press and why? Next level without hesitation. Hmm. I want to know what’s next man. Like, I mean, restart would be cool and everything. but – No, restart. I mean, we’re very fortunate. Our lives are- we’re living the freaking dream. Look, I just ate a chicken off of some buns and left the buns. Like I’ve got so much love in my life, with my family with my, you know, we got people who watch our stuff. Yeah. Who love and support us. Until you get canceled. We’ve got amazing people that we work with who stare at us silently while we just gush about chicken sandwiches. I mean, it don’t get any better than this. I don’t want our risk doing it over because the whole time I’ll just be comparing it to this. You’re right. Man, I’m not sitting in a chair, blindfolded just being fed the best spicy chicken sandwiches on the planet. It doesn’t get any better than this, bro. I agree with that. So do not. I’m not hittin’ restart. Do not sleep on your gratitude. The other option is spectate?. Yeah. That’d be a problem for me. Spectate. Just watchin’? I’m just gonna watch. What am I ghost? I’m just gonna be in the corner or I’m just I come back as a camera? Well I think you can spectate. You can- Yeah. Come back as a camera. Go watch whoever you want. Okay. Hold on now. So you come back invisible? Yeah. I think you come back as an invisible ghost. I still think next level is like it, it would just answer a lot of questions that I’ve got. You know. That I mean, that’s why I like when people argue about the existence of God, like if God just spectates. I mean, it’s like, we’re sitting here saying we don’t wanna spectate. You think God wants to spectate? No, God is like controlling stuff, man. If God exists, God is controlling stuff because – Tinkering? Tinkering, because otherwise it’s just, it’s gotta be boring. Right? I mean, maybe I’m thinking too simplistically here but like I don’t want, I don’t mean to get existential but you know, spicy chicken sandwiches do that to a guy. No, that is the next question. What does God do? Is, that’s the next question. Does he spectate? I don’t think I would spectate for God reasons. I think that potentially God died in childbirth at the birth of the universe and God is all of us. And we are trying to get back together – To form like a Voltron God? That is God reuniting itself. And that is the quest of the universe. Okay, that actually kind of leads into the next question. That’s actually my theory. You’ve been in LA County too long, man. No, no I’m serious. I think that God died in the act of giving birth to the universe, and died is a loose way of describing separated itself into everything that exists, and our mission is to bring about union. If you could telepathically say something that all 7.8 billion people on earth could hear at once, what would it be? God died in childbirth. So he sent a telepathic message to every living human? Yeah. Youtube.com/goodmythicalmorning Click that bell. Thanks for subscribing. Telepathic? I think it would be- I mean talk about God – Jump on the count of three. Just to see if we’d all feel it. Well, I think subject to the distribution of humanity, it would, I think it would just make earth a little smaller. Yeah. Right. That’d be cool. But there’s a distribution such that like it might make it smaller, but oblong and send it in a direction. And any direction is not gonna be good, because this is a precarious place. But I mean, getting back to the God of it all. Yeah. Just do that. You think about, I mean, if you’re, if you could speak to everybody subconsciously, everybody, like so many people would think that God spoke to them. So you gotta be careful. You’d be like, no, no, no, it’s just me. It’s this thing on Reddit. I’m just a dude. I just got this power through this Reddit question. So I wouldn’t Just a normal person. I think I would pretend to be God, but I would do it altruistically. I think I would. How long can I talk? Like how long can I push the button? No limits. You got 10 seconds. The talkie button. 10 seconds. Like, yeah. I mean, is it just, did they say? No? I mean, it says, could hear at once. So I think it’s fairly finite amount of time. I mean- But also I Googled what would happen if everyone and the first thing that Auto Filled was, what would happen if everyone on Earth jumped at once. Yeah, right. Okay. Read what would happen? That’s all from me googling it. Ah, nothing. Was I right? Nothing. Nothing would happen because of the distribution of where everyone is. And plus we’re so inconsequential. This is so existential today, guys. We are so small, even on the planet. If we all jumped at once, the planet would not give a crap. What if we- It says if we all jumped from the exact same place at once- It’s impossible. We would push the earth ever so slightly, in one second earth would move about a hundredth of the radius of a single hydrogen atom. That’d be pretty cool. Much we would move the Earth. I mean, but as mythical beasts distributed around the globe, what if we did I all jump at once? What if we all did the electric slide at the same time? Well, let’s start with a jump. Hear me out just because- Because- That’s what everyone hears at the same time, is slide to the left. Slide to the right What are we gonna the next year? I think that it’s earth would spin up and we all slid the same direction. Please. I- It’s better than jumping. Listen, listen hear me out. Next year, after this, we can Electric Slide, but let’s just start with a jump. And I think it’s a good exercise to prove to us that like we simultaneously don’t matter and infinitely matter. Oh wow. And I think that’s what I would say. Maybe I would just say the second part. You would just say you don’t matter. If you, if you can speak to everyone- I think I would say, I think I actually You actually don’t matter. I think I would say, I love you. Oh, that’s sweet. No, ’cause it’s like, who’s that? You are loved. Oh. Unless you’re like a really, really horrible person. But then everyone would just argue about who it was that said that. And then they’d end up killing each other, anyway. We’re humans, that’s what we do. If all surgeons disappeared, including vets, what profession would you turn to for surgery? All surgeons. So like an oral surgeon? Yes. Is out too. Yes. Any profession with the word surgeon including- Seamstresses. Oh really? They can sew you up. But I don’t think- Butchers. Butchers. Butchers know anatomy. They, they got a fidelity to it. Well there’s not much fidelity. Oh yes there is. Tattoo artists. Tattoo artists have very steady hands. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, but they don’t know crap about anatomy. Do they? Well they could learn. They know about the outside. Okay. Yeah. If you factor in these people learning. Hmm. No, they gotta do surgery. Like you’ve got, you need an appendectomy like, now. It’s just somebody that’s gotta do it. No, I think the answer has to be coroner. Ooh, that’s good. ‘Cause they cut into bodies. Come on, guys. But they don’t really worry about sewing’em up. That’s the easy part. You can still bring in the seamstress. Maybe a mortician ’cause at least you look good. We’re all gonna die. We might as well. You know, what do they do? A mortician can sew your butt hole up, so they could probably sew a wound up. And that’s what I would say to the 7.8 billion people in the world. A mortician can sew your butt hole up. What are the options if something that is violently sweet, violently sour and violently spicy? No, it’s also incredibly salty and cold. Let’s try a little bit more frost. All right. We’re gonna add a little bit more Gatorade in there. I think it’s good now.