Welcome to good mythical more. We’re gonna keep it sexy. And we’re gonna create more sexy in places where it has no business being, because, well, that’s what we’ve been doing. But first, new selfie face, this one is called “I just understood a joke from a week ago.” Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah. A Weeks a long time, but been there, done that. Just now getting that, just now getting it. All right. Is this the- Let’s start with a sodastream. The sodastream. This is here huh? Sodastream. Woooo! Isn’t that fun. It’s a little sexy. Like- Oh, we got, we have a little bit of leak. That’s kind of sexy. What about splooge burster? Uh, I mean, I think it’s got- I mean splooge I know, I think it’s gotta have something to do with it. Like liquid pumper. You know what I’m saying? Like it’s got, it needs to still kind of communicate what it might be like, liquid pumper. If I told you, hey, liquid pumper’s coming over. I wouldn’t tell you- How about just splooger. Well, that’s just kind of gross. I mean what do you mean liquid pumper’s coming over? Like in this scenario, liquid pumper is a person- Yeah. Yeah. named, liquid pumper? Okay. If I told my wife that I’m coming home tonight and I’m bringing my liquid pumper, she would expect certain things to happen. Effervescent- If I told her I’m bringing my- Beverages. What’d you call it splurginator? Splooger. If I told her I was bringing my splooger she’d probably be scared. So either splooger or liquid pumper, whatever you prefer. Stevie, you have any ideas? Neither one of those phrases feels overly sexy to me. I also would really like to see if you texted Jessie, “I’m bringing my liquid pumper home.” Is it how it sounds like some kind of like plumbing you know situation, like you’re gonna fix something. Think it’s tall, man. I don’t know what to do now. Can I drink some of it now? I want to try some of it. I think I’ve done it too many times. How do you get it off? Is there a release? You just screw it? I think you pull it forward now. Yeah. Oh! Have some to Topo Chico. Is it hawt? But we can play. You want me to vote? You went to each, come up with the sexy name for something and I’ll tell you which one sucks here. That tastes weird. Splooger or liquid pumper. You know, for me personally neither one of these sounds great. Well, let’s just go to the next one. We can agree on the next one. Yeah. Okay. So let’s go with the hairbrush, is the next one. Hairbrush. Something about your head you know, like head… Head Riker. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Head toucher. I gotta get, I gotta go- Where’s my head toucher. Oh yeah. Like a million. Do I not know what sexy is? Is that, like, Stevie give me an example of what you think what makes something sound sexy. What about like tingle… Tingle Rod. Tingle Rod. Yeah. Yeah yeah yeah. Tingle rod. Yeah. Oh, speaking of that Link. Tingle rod. You get to have a sexy scene. Did we have music for that? ♪ Did I manifest you? ♪ ♪ Did you manifest me? ♪ Oh, is there lyrics? Ohhh. You don’t have to sing them. I’m gonna get really tight here. Your hair is so tight. I’m in love with your thoughts. I’m in love with your opinions. I just, I’m just obsessed with your, the route you take when you drive. Your hair, doesn’t move very much. Unless I get really close and then I just cover your face up. It’s also kind of a quiet fan. So I didn’t know if it was on. I thought you were just a non on. No, no. It’s a advanced fan. Non on also known as off. All right. Tingle toucher, tingle rod. Tingle rod. Tingle rod. Tingle rod it is. Carney had scalp, scalp… What did you say? Stroker. Scalp. Scalp stroker. All right. Don’t steal it. That was Megan. We might stroker for a our, for the next one. Water bottle. Tingle Stroker. Water bottle. Jug. Well, it’s not a jug. I mean, I’m just… Juicy splasher. Hand. Wet Wet. Hand wetter. Wet throat, throat wet. Grasper. Wet throat maker. Hey, throat wetter. Throat wetter. Okay. That’s pretty sexy. Throat wetter. Where’s my throat wetter. Toothbrush. Ohhh. Toothbrush. That’s a rod too. Is it a rod? Mouth, rod. What about, I mean- Mouth stick. Bristle. Tongue rod. Bristle. What about like, what about… it cleans. Teeth cleaner. It cleans. What does it clean again? Teeth. Mouth rubber. Oh, mouth rubber. Is that a dental dam? I’ve never seen one of those in action. What about- I don’t understand how that works. What was the first one you said? Doesn’t seem like much fun though. What? What is the first one you said? Uh, Mouth rod. Mouth… Mouth rod. Uh uh You can see somebody saying that. I like mouth rubber better. ‘Cuz it rubs your mouth. Well, it could be mouth shaft. What about teeth rubber? Teeth shaft. Teeth, tooth, tooth stroker. Tooth stroker’s not bad. Tooth stroker. Tongue struker, tongue struker, tongue stroker. All right. Which one was the best Stevie? I didn’t hear the one that you landed on. I think it might have been- Tooth stroke mouth rod. Teeth shaft. Sucker. This is like 12 year old boys like. It’s just like Mad lib, handheld sucker. So you may not know what this is, but this is, we’re just gonna call this a vacuum before we change the name, right? Yeah. Yeah. This is hand sucker. That’s cool, it’s like a drill. I haven’t seen this type of shop vac. It’s got the battery. Handheld sucker. This sounds like a job for hand sucker. Hand slurper. Is it a wet and dry? What’s your hand gotta do with it. I mean- You’re you’re holding it. Yeah, but it sucks. It’s gotta have sucks. Well, I said hand sucker is the first thing I said. But it doesn’t suck your hand. Floor sucker. Floor sucker. That’s pretty sexy. What about floor licker? Just kind of take some liberties with it. I mean you could if you want. Like mess… mess… mess licker. Ooh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nasty mess licker. Mess licker. Give me that mess- The nastier the better. This thing licks up messes. Ugh. I regret- Slurper to say it but Chase had a good one. A carpet sucker. Oh! Carpet slurper. Hit the music carpet sucker. ♪ Did I manifest you? ♪ ♪ Did you manifest me? ♪ Is this a royalty free song with lyric? This song is horrible. Those are my favorite. ♪ Did I manifest you? ♪ ♪ Did you manifest me? ♪ Did I manifest you? ♪ We’ve been reading the four agreements ♪ ♪ We’re manifesting each other ♪ Carpet slurper it is. Remote control. Okay. We’ll see. Hand job. Because you know, it’s just like – A job for your, this is a job for, this is my hand’s job. Do you know how like growing up? This is my hand’s job Yeah. Where’s that job? Like it was a Southern thing to say like, you called something a job. No, you would job, you would job something. It would mean that you would jab it. Like my- Oh, well that’s a Neal thing. Or that’s like, that’s like a Pait thing I’m talking about like the more common vernacular people. You would refer to an object as a job. I don’t know what you’re talking about. Well, this is a TV hand job. That’s basically what I’m saying. It’s just like- Sounds like a job for my hand. Right. Yeah. Yep. Why do the job with your hand when you can do it with a hand job? This is the first ads for remotes. So now, trash can. Hole. This is the weirdest looking Excel sheet that I’m looking at back here. What do you- Why is it going into Excel? You’re writing these down? Yeah. Yeah. Remote control, TV hand job. And it’s done in all caps. It should be. Gaping mess. Mess hole. Mess bucket. Yeah, ’cause bucket can be sexy. Gaping trash orifice. We have a “hmmm” from the back. What about- Sloppy? Sloppy refuse hole. Sloppy, sloppy bag. That would be the bag. Sloppy bag in a bucket. Okay. I don’t know how we’re doing on that one. What’d you put on the spreadsheet? Gaping mess orifice. Gaping mess orifice. Sloppy bag in a bucket. You know, speaking of sloppy bag in a bucket. You can only get the shirt that link is wearing on Amazon. Oh, is that right? Yeah. Yeah. We have an Amazon store, amazon.com/mythical. I think that used to be in the mythical store, but now it’s an exclusive mythical design. Yep. That’s back when we used to cut each other’s hair. Amazon store got logo wear, classic designs, exclusive designs like this plus grooming. You can get it all with prime shipping, amazon.com/mythical. Go over there and check it out. See what we got. Floss. Hmm. So this is, uh. Mouth g-string. Jaw string. Jaw string, that’s not bad. Jaw string? Let’s see you … let’s see, it kind of, it’ll it splits your teeth. Toothy floss. Toothy floss? Well, cause doesn’t you call it like a really small, sometimes you have booty floss. Will be like a really really small G string. Booty floss, toothy floss. F string. Instead of G string. Why? Cause for the F word? For floss. but yeah, when it’s like F word. F string. F string. Yeah. It’s just a little bit higher than a G string. Yep. It’s further up in there than a G string. Yeah. It’s the F string. That’s an interesting floss container. Yeah. That’s a lot of floss in there. That’s family floss. That’s family size floss. ♪ Did I manifest it? ♪ ♪ Did I manifest you? ♪ ♪ Did you manifest me? ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah. ♪ ♪ Did I manifest you? ♪ ♪ Did you manifest me? ♪ Let me see if can get some of the toilet paper to unfurl onto you. ♪ I’ve been waiting for some time ♪ Getting that Meggy? All right. Booty. Hole. Booty hole. There’s a hole here. Booty paper. Booty paper. It’s gonna be hard to make this sexy. Booty… What about like, what about like white right? Like swipe right? White right? Uh…Panty liner. Do you line your panties with this? You can clean up a mess with it. It can be the what was the name of the trash can? Gaping hole orifice. Gaping hole orifice filler. Oh no! The Excel sheet replaced the dental floss and the trash can boxes. Well.. Nope. This is horrible news. We won’t, we won’t have an Excel sheet. We’ve lost it forever? There we go. Gaping mess orifice and sloppy bag in a bucket. What about, but what about butt cheek? I mean, when you’re wipe, I mean let’s just be honest… Butt every time you wipe that’s the only thing keeping you from touching your own butt hole. Right. You know what I’m saying? You need to throw in the word like dirty. Dirty butt hole barrier. Yeah. Yeah. The thing that keeps you from touching your own butt hole. Butt toucher. Dirty, what’s another name, what’s the sexy name for barrier? Dirty dam. It’s not, it’s really, I mean, it’s really just a hole toucher. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. I mean, let’s just keep it simple. Ooh. Hole toucher. Right. Mm. I like it. I like it when you- Hole toucher it is. Hole toucher. Throw your, just make sure you don’t put your used hole toucher into your messy orifice. What is it called? You know, you wanna flush that down the toilet. Don’t put it in the trash can. What, is that it? What about- Yeah, we’ve done it. What about- We’ve named everything. We’ve really named it all. I mean, do we wanna recap? or we just wanna live in the past? Let’s just let it be. I feel like we’ve done good work today. I feel like I can, I can take it easy the rest of the day knowing that we’ve done some really good work. This is how Adam felt when he was naming all the animals. Exhausted. Yeah. But horny. Need mythical me in a hurry? Well try amazon.com/mythical for grooming, logo wear and reissued designs delivered with prime shipping.