Welcome to Good Mythical More. You would not believe what they’re calling reality television shows over there in British. Yep. Yep. It’s just, it’s just uckin’ crazy. The stuff that they’re calling their. Link. You get it? U.K. Yeah, but it sounded so close to the F word. But first. United Kingdom. Let’s donate $1,000 to Oxfam America to aid in their mission to fight inequality and end poverty and injustice by offering life saving support in times of crisis and advocating for economic justice, gender equality, and climate action. And you can join us in giving at oxfamamerica.org/donate We got you, fam. Oxfam. Maybe that’s their, the tagline. Give them a call. We got you fam. – [Stevie] Not only are titles for TV shows weird over in the U.K. The shows. The shows themselves. The shows themselves? They take chances. They’re innovative over there. You know what I’m saying? When it comes to entertainment, they’re innovative and then we kind of copy them a little bit. – [Stevie] And commercials too. Much better commercials. A lot of things are better. It’s fine. Except the food. – [Stevie] In a couple years, we’ll have those things, too. I’m gonna give you a logline. For a real U.K. TV show. You’re gonna tell me the title of it. For example, Eight hot twenty somethings will be heading to the beach party capital of the world, Cancún, with their grandparents in tow, to have the greatest vacation of their lives. Grand-cún. ((Laughing)) Grand-cún. Yeah, yeah. Cancún and granddaddies together. That’s, that’s fun. Are you having fun? Oh yeah, I had so much fun. Right now? I’m having so much fun. Right now? Yeah. So you got granny, grannycún It could be. You could add a little bit of that. Getting wasted with grandma. Beach. Granny Beach. Grandma teaches me how to have sex. Saggy. Saggy boobs in Cancún Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Saggy boobs. Over the hill, down under. – [Stevie] Did you, to rhyme Cancún with boobs, did you say Can-boob? Boop. Can boob? Can boob. Nope. I don’t think he did. I think he’s having fun though. You having fun? I’m having so much fun. So you got your grandparents and it’s single and uh, what are the grandparents doing? Are they like, supervising? – [Stevie] Partying. Party. I think party, party at grandma’s house. In Cancún Getting naughty while granny watches. Do we need a hint? – [Stevie] A hint? Yes we do. Or multiple choices. – [Stevie] Granddad is in the title. Granddad is in the title? – [Stevie] Something with Grandad. Sexy time. Making out with Grandad, present. Partying with Grandad. Dating with Grandad. Getting crunk with Grandad. – [Stevie] What event usually takes place? Spring Break. – [Stevie] Yeah, there you go. Spring Break with Grandad. – [Link] Spring Break with Granddad. – [Rhett] It’s a pretty good idea. – [Link] Looks cheap. – [Rhett] Granddad looks British. ((Laughing)) You know what I’m saying? – [Stevie] Yeah, despite the cowboy hat. I guess. Yeah, he does. Why are they not in Cancún? Why are they just on a white background? Because they could be anywhere. Okay. You know what I’m saying? They could be anywhere. I mean, are they really related? They could be. Probably are. Maybe. It’s hard to know what to believe in those shows, you know? I call him granddad, but. – [Stevie] You did well. I think, I think you did well. Good. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Next! We’re having fun. – [Stevie] There are a lot of TV programs, and that’s spelled P-R-O-G-R-A-M-M-E-S. Uh huh. Okay. – [Stevie] That give people makeovers to improve their looks. But this show is different. It focuses on turning fake, fakery obsessed individuals into natural beauties by stripping them of their skimpy clothes and layers of makeup, A.K.A. giving them a make under instead of a make over with the help of Pod, the personal overhaul device, a computer that understands beauty. ((Laughing)) Oh, cool. Face off. ((Laughing)) – [Stevie] That is good! Is it real? – [Stevie] No. But that’s such a better name. Oh, okay. It’s a movie. – [Stevie] Oh, it is a show. It is a show, too. Okay. It’s a great name for a show that is not this one. Taking the mask off. Real beauty. What about ugly under there? Not ugly under there. Why didn’t they go with make under? Because that would have actually worked. Is it related to the makeup part or the? – [Stevie] It’s really I really don’t understand how it’s related to it. It’s something lost in translation even though we both speak English? – [Stevie] I will say the first word is, British slang. Bloody. – [Stevie] For. Bloody makeup-less. – [Stevie] A kiss. A smooch? – [Stevie] Smooch? No. A boof. What’s a, what’s a British kiss? A boof. Boof her on the jaw. What is it? – [Stevie] Mikayla knows. ((Laughing)) She’s saying it. Peck. – [Stevie] Starts with an S. You’re, you’re cheating? Yeah. ((Laughing)) – A snee? – A snark? A snip. – [Stevie] A snog, snog. Snog. Raw. Snog, raw, snogger. Snog? There’s nothing on your face. You’re just raw snogging. – [Stevie] It’s a take on like, a game that we would play like F, marry, kill. Okay. – [Stevie] So instead of F, it’s snog. What am I snogging? – [Stevie] Well, I just said what the. Snog, marry, murder. – [Stevie] Yeah, it’s like snog, marry and then. Snog fish and chips. – [Stevie] No, snog, marry, what? Makeup. Snog, marry, makeup. Snog, marry, makeover. Snog, marry, uh, snog, marry, screw. Snog, marry, snippet. ((Laughing)) – [Stevie] I mean, all of those make equal sense to what the answer is. I don’t really understand. It’s Snog, Marry, Avoid. It’s a horrible name. – [Link] So is that the same person on the, on the? – [Rhett] I believe so. – [Link] On the cover? So she’s like pushing her made up self away? So, she looks kind of? – [Rhett] We’re gonna kiss her, or we gonna marry her, or are we gonna just avoid her? – [Link] She still has on makeup on the right, though. – [Rhett] She does, she still has makeup on. It’s just a different type of makeup. – [Stevie] There was six seasons of this show. Well, of course. – [Stevie] 2008 to 2013. Snog, Marry, Avoid. Okay. Alright, BBC Three. They had to. They put that on the third one. ((Laughing)) – [Stevie] Pairs of friends, family members, and couples are put to the test as they design tattoos for each other, but they can’t see them until the reveal. This is in America too, I think, right? Secret ink. Ink disaster. Ink daddies. I got you this tattoo. – [Stevie] It’s punny. Tattoo-ine? Ink stink. Ink-stinct. Snog, marry, tattoo. ((Laughing)) Is it, is it ink? Is it tattoo? What is the word that it’s? Punning. Needle. – [Stevie] The U.K., the U. S. version is How Far is Tattoo Far? Which is not what it’s called in the U.K. Well that’s good, I like that. – [Stevie] Let’s pick another phrase. If you get blindsided by a tattoo. Tat, tattoo much! ((Laughing)) That it? ((Laughing)) That was pretty good! Tats too much. Tats too much. Tats incredible. – [Stevie] So there’s two people. Two. Two tats. – [Stevie] Usually couples. Pairs. Okay. Tat two. – [Stevie] Uh huh. Me and you Tat two us. Tat two us. Tat two of us. Tattoo of, tattoo of us. – [Stevie] And what would you put on the front of that? Let’s tattoo us. Why don’t you tattoo us? Just the tattoo of us. – [Stevie] Just Tattoo of Us Yep. That’s it. Just Tattoo of Us. – [Rhett] Well, I don’t see any tattoos. I guess they’re about to happen. – [Link] Yeah, they’re about to happen. – [Stevie] Five seasons. So it’s Just the Tattoo of Us. There should be a the in there. – [Stevie] Just Tattoo of Us. Just Tattoo of Us. Just two of us. Just two of us. Just the two of us. But the song is Just the Two of Us. Yeah, Just Tattoo of Us. Just Tattoo of Us. Okay, is that, did they, did they get the license to the song? Just Tattoo of Us. – [Stevie] Four people eat a three course meal in a secret celebrity’s house. The diners had to guess the identity of the celebrity from six clues. If the diners guessed the celebrity’s identity correctly, They would win a 500 pound cash prize and the celebrity had to wash the dishes. ((Laughing)) The masked eater. Dinner guess-ts. – [Stevie] Ooh. Ooh, that’s good. That’s really good. – [Stevie] This is not a pun though. This is not a pun title. Whose house are we at again? – [Stevie] It does start with who. It does start with who. Who, who, who is the host for? Who’s here? Who’s here for dinner? Who’s the host? – [Stevie] Are you asking me a question? Oh, no, you’re. ((Laughing)) I’m guessing the title. Are, are they in a, are they in a mask? Are they just, I didn’t understand. – [Stevie] No, they’re, you don’t see, it’s just in a secret celebrity’s house. Okay. Who’s house am I housing food at? Whose house? Run’s house. Who’s the? Who’s the boss? Who’s the chef? Who’s the? – [Stevie] Okay, the hint is they would win a 500 pound cash prize and the celebrity had to wash the dishes. 500 pounds? Oh, yeah, pounds. Heavy prize. Who’s washing tonight? – [Stevie] Who, close. Who’s washing dishes? – [Stevie] Basically. Who’s washing dishes. Who’s loading the dishwasher? ((Laughing)) – [Stevie] Who’s Doing the Dishes? – Who’s Doing the Dishes. – Who’s Doing the Dishes. – [Stevie] Three seasons. – [Link] Three seasons. – [Rhett] You gotta give something three seasons just to know if you got something. You know what I mean? How many people watch a show to make it successful on the BBC? Like 600? Like, there’s nobody over there. There, a lot, they, a lot of people watch British television. Outside of UK. But for the longest time, BBC had like multiple channels and they’d make all these shows just for themselves. I mean, how many people are in the UK? 45 million? – [Stevie] Let us. What do we got? – [Stevie] Check. And you can give us another challenge. 67? I mean, that’s nothing to shake a stick at. Who’s shaking the stick? – [Stevie] This program features couples engaging in sexual intercourse on site but not in view of the studio and TV audience. and then discussing their sex lives afterward. The immediacy of the couples having just had sex is used by sex researchers to encourage a more open and honest discussion. Fresh sex. So it’s like fresh out of bed? They have sex and then they just talk about it? They have sex and then like, the Let’s Make a Deal wall raises and then everyone’s like. And they’re smoking? Tell us about it! They’re smoking. Tell us what just happened! Tell us, tell us everything. Tell us everything. T-A-I-L T.M.I. T.M.I. that’s good. The secret sex lives of British people. ((Laughing)) C.S.I. Crime sex, crime sex investigation. Poke a bloke and talk it up. Still a little wet. ((Laughing)) ((Groans)) – [Stevie] Do you hear one person laughing? ((Laughing)) We can smell the sex on you. Sex-sessment. – [Stevie] My guess is this title is referring to in the show, where they have sex. In the garden. – [Stevie] Like the physical location. Oh, bed. Cause I was gonna say, so how did I do, you? Oh, that’s good, Link. It’s always good to ask. It’s always good to give feedback. Bed head. ((Laughing)) Yeah. I mean, it’s got a double meaning. Yeah, yeah. Let’s head to the bed. With some bed hair. Triple meaning. Head first. In the bed first. Is it bed or is it room? – [Stevie] It’s, a form of room. Like, think about like. Suite. – [Stevie] No, no. Think about like a shiny floor game show. Like what would they? Sex cube. – [Stevie] Okay, close. Very close. Sex Box. – [Stevie] There we go. Sex Box! – [Stevie] Sex Box. Oh, snap! – [Link] They really have. – [Rhett] They had sex in that box? ((Laughing)) And then they just came out of the box? ((Laughing)) – [Link] This is Channel 4. Hold on. Did they have sex in that box? – [Stevie] Yes. Then they come out? I wanna see this. Cause you’re just like, they’re having sex in that box right now. Yeah. Why is Bryan Cranston there? Was he in the box too? The bald guy. So, did those three people have sex together? Who had sex with who? – [Stevie] That’s a good question. Sex Box. This is still running, right? – [Stevie] 2013, 2016. Okay. Okay. – [Stevie] Let’s see, we have time for one more. They’re both very good. That is scandalous. – [Stevie] We’ll go with this one because it’s different. Eight famous faces compete in a series of sheepdog trials, which test skill, technique, and discipline in front of a studio audience. And to be clear, these celebrities are competing to instruct the dogs best, not do the dog tricks. Not do the sheepdog stuff. Oh. Shepherd off. Dog master. – [Stevie] It is a pun name. Treat meat. Meet the treats. Dogonators. I don’t know what they do. So, it’s like an obstacle course? It’s like a shepherd? It’s like, train. Train, train. Training. Training day. – [Stevie] It has to do with sheep. Sheepish? Herd. I herd that. He herd that. It has to do with sheep. -[Stevie] That’s good. Wool. – [Stevie] What? Woolf, wool, wool, wool, wool. Like a dog bark. Who’s the sheep? Get, get. Get after it, sheep, herd, sheepdog. – [Stevie] You were in the right place with like, going, you know, you said herd, you said wool, like, going in that type of, this has to do with the sheep, but it’s not the word sheep. Baaaah! It’s not shepherd? – [Stevie] No. Herd, I, yeah, yeah. Did you say I herd that? Yeah. Cause that was it. It should be that. – [Stevie] It should be that. He herd that. – [Stevie] What do you call a group of sheep? Flock. – [Stevie] Okay. Flock, yes. ((Laughing)) Flock you. A group of sheep is a flock? Yeah, that’s right, I guess. Flock. Flockers. Meet the Flockers. ((Laughing)) That’s good. – [Stevie] It’s so good. It’s better. Flocker Wars. Famous Flockers. – [Stevie] What, what would you call someone who’s really good at? Super flockers. Fantastic flocker. – [Stevie] Okay. Flock, flocking fantastic. – [Stevie] No, no, no. On the super flockers. You did the pun on the wrong thing. The wrong part of that. Sheep. What? ((Laughing)) I don’t know. You did the pun on the wrong part of flockers. – [Stevie] You said super flockers. Flocktastic. – [Stevie] You said super, so if you took flock out of the pun, out of super flockers, like? Super shepherds. – [Stevie] No, no. I’m saying take the sheep out of it. It would be super what? Super? Super duper. I don’t know what you mean. Yeah, I don’t understand. ((Laughing)) If you take the sheep out of it? – [Stevie] No, take flock out. So you said super flockers. Yes? – [Stevie] And if you were, if you were really good at something, you’d be a super what? Genius. – [Stevie] One word. Superhero. – [Stevie] You’re so good at that. You’re a super. Expert. You’re a super duper, you’re a superhero. Superman. Superperson. Dude. Superdude. Super sheep. – [Stevie] You’re a superstar. Superstar. Starflockers. – [Stevie] No. Star. That’s it. Starflockers is great There’s a lot in this town. – [Stevie] It’s Flockstars. Oh! – [Stevie] Flockstars. – [Rhett] Flockstars like rock stars. Like rock stars. Starflockers is better. ((Laughing)) Wait, we’ve improved on a lot of it. Hey, y’all Brits should call us. – [Rhett] Join Third Degree Monthly by January 31st to get our Blood Oath: Rhett and Link vs. Gerard comic book. Visit MythicalSociety.com