Welcome to Good Mythical More. We have some mystery items under here, and they are all purchased from the bullseye section of Target which everything’s under five dollars. Under five. I didn’t know that’s what it was called, but like when you’re walking. I’ve past it. Like all the, all the crap that they want to get rid of. Leftovers. Right there at the entrance. But first, let’s give, not 5 dollars, but 50 dollars. Yes. To Brooke Allison. Why did you say not five dollars? Oh. Oh yeah, cause I just said five dollars. I don’t listen to myself. You see, by not just immediately answering you, but making you find it, your brain just grew. I made a synapse connection. You connected something. Wow. I remembered what I just said. Brooke, you repped that Merchicality at the zoo it looks like. What zoo? – [Link] Who at the zoo? Something about Merchicality. – [Rhett] Uh, and uh. You posted that with hashtag Merchicality. We found you. We’re gonna give you $50 so you can get some more, maybe tickets to the zoo, or maybe some more Merchicality. Boom. Oh, I was supposed to send that this way. Send it back, Lucas. Send it back. So, whoever gets the trivia question right gets the power of choice. – [Stevie] Yeah, and I’ve been told there’s, basically there’s one, every round there’s one cool thing and there’s one lame thing. Okay. Okay, we’ll be the judge of that. – [Stevie] You know, there’s both. And by lame. I mean, like, some of them, you know, they might be utility. Some of them might be confusing. I don’t know. It might be the new version of Tugger War. – [Stevie] Yes, which would be a cool thing. That had no business being as fun as it was. It was super fun. I kind of feel like you could probably do, get a couple of like pogo balls and a rope and do the same thing, but you know. And maybe put a moat of acid in between for stakes. – [Rhett] And spikes. Yeah, okay. – [Stevie] Okay, first question. What is Barbie’s full name? In Barbie canon, what is Barbie’s full name? Barbara Lynn Spears. ((Laughing)) Barbara Susan Eisenberg. Who’s closer? – [Stevie] Okay, wait, just one more name pitch from each of you and I’ll choose who’s closer because that was really hard. Cindy. – [Stevie] Well, Barbara’s correct. Barbara’s correct. Barbara Barbara, Barbara Mary Jenkins. Barbara Allison Smith. – [Stevie] Okay, you’ve both gone in a better direction with these because it’s like, you know, thinking. Barbara George Clinton. – [Stevie] Oh. Barbara Jane Johnson. Barbara Jane Johnson. – [Stevie] Okay, you’re both all over it. It’s Barbara Millicent Roberts. Well, I said George, which is a man’s name, so it’s Robert. – [Stevie] Yeah, I like that. I’m gonna choose this one for me. You got a desktop mini vacuum. It looks like a garbage truck. – [Link] That’s pretty cool. For five dollars? I think that’s cool. So, so, what do I do? What do I do? Powerful suction. You suck your, suck your desk with it. Let me try that out and let’s see what you got, Rhett. I got some white balls. Snowballs. I got bath time snowballs. For when I’m taking that shower with my clothes on. What is that really? You put it in a bath? What is a bath time snowball? – [Stevie] This is the question that we all had. Is that just, is that just balls of cotton that are just balls of? I think it’s, they’re scrubbers. Push the on a button to power your vacuum. Okay. – [Stevie] Does it feel like that? Oh, it feels nice. It’s got a nice, sort of squeakiness to it when you squeeze it, squeeze on that. – Oh. – Doesn’t that feel nice? But I still don’t know what it does. Well, we don’t have a bath. And we don’t have batteries for this, but it. It’s like a street sweeper. The suction is, is under here. It’s not actually this thing. This thing doesn’t suck at all. It’s just, there’s a little bit of a vacuum open. How does this open? Oh, pardon. Why do you need to open it? – [Link] Just to, just to show you what’s happening. See, this is the, this is the reservoir. So it doesn’t, it doesn’t suck many things. It doesn’t suck a lot, but it’s a desk sucker. If you like, get some Ritz crackers on your desk after a Ritz eating session. You know, you’re rubbing some snowballs, eating some Ritz. You know, just a average afternoon at Mythical Entertainment. You know, you could put it on a, a Hancock, DVD, right Chase? Yeah. Because he was a, because he was a garbage guy, wasn’t he? I don’t know what he was, but I thought mine was cooler than yours. But now I’m thinking yours is cooler than mine. Did you squeeze my balls? Yeah, I did. And they felt. – [Stevie] Maybe every, item is cool then. Cause we were confused by the snowballs. And thought, are these just moldy, getting ready to be moldy pieces of cotton? Yeah, they will be. Give me a couple weeks with them. I don’t really spend any time at the $5 section. Maybe I should. Yeah, I should. See what else we got. – [Stevie] Which daytime talk show put Tickle Me Elmo on the map as a must have toy? Sesame Street. Daytime talk show? Oprah. Daytime talk show. Maury Povich. I’m gonna go with Ellen. – [Stevie] Your options are Oprah, Maury Povich, Rosie O’Donnell. Rosie O’Donnell. Rosie O’Donnell, I guess. Is it? – [Stevie] Yeah, it’s Rosie O’Donnell. Rosie put Tickle Me Elmo on the map? I’m gonna take the flat one. Alright, take it. Oh, yes. Perfect for my bath balls. What is that? Grinkle paper. – Grinkle? – Yes! – [Link] With a G? Yes. Grinkle paper. $1. It’s $1. What does it do? Is it, what is, what is a Grinkle? You can Grinkle. We can Grinkle. Can you Grinkle with your buddy? I think you keep it in the bag and you Grinkle with it. Just open the bag. I can’t. It’s too hard to Grinkle. Grinkle paper’s hard to open. Don’t cut any of my Grinkles. Don’t cut any of my Grinkles. It’s like, it’s like Easter bunny grass. Oh, this looks like something we don’t want around here. – Yep. – Oh, no. Oh, no, I’ve grinkled all over the place. This is. – [Rhett] What were you doing in your bedroom? I was Grinkling! Mommy? And what did I get? Oh, you got a bike horn. Nope, I got a suction cup base. It’s a, it’s a punching bag. You got all the cool stuff. Hopefully it’s not a collector’s item. That’s how we treat collector’s items around here. Alright, so you put this here. Oh, that’s good. Punch it. What? Lick it. Well, it’s my desk. It’s my desk. That didn’t actually work. It’d be cool if it stuck. It doesn’t suck. – [Rhett] It’d be cool if it stuck. You can practice thumping. Practice some thumping. All I got is this Grinkle. My best friend’s just over there with his punching bag. Just, just, just punching away. I got my bath balls and my Grinkle. Yeah. Yeah. You’re getting the raw end of the deal, man. Sad day. Look at him. He’s having so much fun. So much color over there. Grinkle. What else? – [Stevie] More? Yeah, more. More. Definitely more. I don’t know why I’m closing my eyes, but I am. – [Stevie] Why was Play-Doh originally created? The philosopher? Yeah, I thought, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because of Plato’s mom and dad got busy! ((Laughing)) Why was Play-Doh eventually created? Originally. – [Stevie] Yep. You want options? Not yet. No, no, we don’t need options. Where we’re going, we don’t need options. I think, if I remember correctly. We know this. We talked about this. It was to be consumed. Yeah, yeah. It was for the astronauts. It was for the Apollo astronauts. They were going to eat nothing but Play-Doh. Fiber. It was fiber for astronauts. Maybe we need options. I think it was ballast. They swallowed Play-Doh in order to sink to the bottom of the. Oh, no, it’s for people in hot air balloons. You throw it off when you get up in the air. We don’t know. – [Stevie] Options? Yeah, we need options. Spackle of some sort? – [Stevie] Was it for dentist molds, like teeth molds. Could be. – [Stevie] Cleaning wallpaper. Oh, that. Beep. – [Stevie] As a toy for children, or, filling holes in drywall. Beep, it was for cleaning. Yeah, it’s not gonna fill holes in. Press and pull, like Silly Putty. I don’t, alright, well. Well, I mean, that’s, you can, I mean. That’s your answer. That’s my answer. What was my answer? The first one? What’s the first one? – [Stevie] Dentist molds? Yes, that one. – [Stevie] It’s for cleaning wallpaper. Cleaning wallpaper. – [Stevie] Before World War II when most homes were heated by coal, it left behind a soot residue. So that’s why they used Play-Doh to get the soot off. Well, I’m 0 for two here. Do I go big or do I go flat? Last time I went flat, and it was bad. You got Grinkle. I’m going big. Rhett, you got. I got a basket for my balls! And for my crinkle! I got a crinkle basket! I actually don’t know. Grinkle, sorry. Is it a, is it a, just a basket? Is it a hat? ((Laughing)) It’s a hat, dude. Oh, it’s a Grinkle hat. What did you get? Oh! Got it again. – [Rhett] Look at it! – [Link] Your phone handset. – [Rhett] He’s gonna be calling people, telling them about his little vacuum. They’re all, packaged the same way, like. – [Stevie] They’re also all for your desk. My desk is gonna be amazing! Too much stuff. Too much stuff. So, so you, it’s an eighth inch jack. You plug it into your, I guess your phone. Yeah, you plug it into your. You plug it into your iPhone? Yeah, you plug it into your iPhone. Well, but we don’t have, nobody’s phone has those. With the adapter though. Huh? It could work. It could work. The buttons are fake. They don’t actually even push in. But the, the volume works, and the hanging up with the phone works. That’s pretty cool. You could have an old school conversation with somebody. Yeah, so it’s got a mic and the speaker there, so yeah, this is how phones used to work, guys. You’d be on it like this, remember that? Pretty jealous. You’d be on the phone a lot, you’d be doing something else. You’d do this. A lot of people had, had shoulder issues because of the way phones used to work. Everyone’s mom was an expert at that. – [Stevie] And that, that thing that the, that like, went onto the back of the phone and then hooked around your shoulder, so that it would, you would avoid the neck issues? Yeah, like, it bridged that gap right there. Some people had that. People who were more thoughtful had that. Okay, get, listen, I really, I really need to win here. I really need it. This is a great experience though. It feels more intimate when you’re talking to somebody. I do miss this. It’s like, okay, you and I are here talking, there’s other people here, but like, this is just about us. I know, but why is that more intimate than your phone? Because you also hold a phone on your ear. Yeah, but it doesn’t feel like, it’s like really getting cupping my ear and cupping my mouth. It’s like, it’s just kind of. You are a left hand phone guy. Oh, yeah. I gotta keep my right hand ready for the. For your little punching bag. For the tasks of the day. – [Stevie] Okay. In 1999. Good year. – [Stevie] What toy was banned from the NSA’s headquarters in Maryland? So, the National Security Agency. Radar Scrambler. We’re gonna need the multiple choices. – [Stevie] There are no multiple choices. Explosive. Play-Doh. Device maker. 1999? They banned it from the headquarters or they just banned it? – [Stevie] They banned it from the headquarters. So, something that would threaten security. Nerf blasters. A. Laser tag. Grinkle? Russian recording device. – [Stevie] Okay, recording device. Yep. Connected directly to Russia. Something that records things. Jam boxes. – [Stevie] A late 90’s toy. Toy. A Zune recorder. The thing we played with earlier. – [Stevie] You’ve played with this thing multiple times on the show and you have not been very nice to it. A Furby. – [Stevie] There you go. Oh, Furbies. Furbies were banned from the Pentagon? – [Stevie] Yeah. No, from, yeah, I mean, from the NSA, because they, they thought that it would, hear top secret conversations and then repeat it. I bet you I can make noise with my Grinkle if I pull it tight enough and blow on it. Yeah, try it. Does it tickle your lips? Does it do that lip tickle? Doesn’t work. I think you have to do one of these. When it’s in between your thumbs. Like a blade of grass? Yeah, like a blade of grass. I can’t, I can’t get it tight. I am gonna choose this one in front of me. Oh, another. They’re all packaged the same. I’m getting. You got a speaker? This is a wireless speaker. It’s Bluetooth ((Laughing)) What do I get? ((Laughing)) What did I get? – This is like. – Oh! ((Laughing)) Self care club. I need it. ((Laughing)) I need it, so as when I take my hat off. You’re having a bad day. And I need to put my balls and my Grinkle in something else. So I can use this basket for my bicycle. Oh, it’s a Grinkle cup. This is broken. Okay, so this. Put your balls in your basket, Your Grinkle in your cup. Look at that. I mean. It’s not half bad. This is, the crap that people are making and then selling, I mean, this shouldn’t be made. You know? – [Rhett] It’s plastic waste. – [Link] It’s such a waste of like. Think of how much this is going to, the Grinkle, is going to end up in the ocean or around a seagull’s neck. It’s like, none of this stuff should be made, y’all. It’s depress, it’s kind of depressing. This is going to be on a documentary that makes you cry. You’re going to see a seagull choking on this thing. And then you’re going to be like, damn it, Target. But this thing, it doesn’t even open to like, replace the batteries. It has batteries in it. It’s designed to be thrown into a landfill. Exactly. Right along with your little punching bag. It’s just, we should just stop doing it, guys. I don’t feel great about it. Like what? Why does this exist? I mean. Because somebody will buy it. That’s pretty much how capitalism works. You know that the, that the sound that’s coming out of this thing is crappy. Well, we don’t know. How do we find out? It’s just a little speaker right there. It’s just. – [Stevie] I think you guys are right. I don’t think we should. I think we should just stop. I think we should just stop. We should just stop. – [Stevie] I think because we want to show. You know, I think you’re right. I think you should just get up and we should stop. No, let’s do one more. Let’s do one more round. We already have them. I mean, we’re committed at this point. We got more trivia. So much crap, though. I mean, we’re not gonna throw this stuff away. We’re gonna. Everybody’s gonna use this. We’re gonna upcycle this stuff. Somehow. – [Stevie] Silly String is actually used in the military. How is it used? To confuse the enemy. ((Laughing)) Be more specific. ((Laughing)) Okay. That was pretty specific. You do that and you run. That’s as specific as you’ve ever gotten. Like, that only can mean one thing. Confuse the enemy. Is that right? If not, I’ll. No, no, no, it’s probably not right. To leave messages. It’s um. It’s cold when it comes out. Is that a hint? Oh, I bet, yeah, I bet it’s a cooling effect. To cool down your shorts? Or to, it’s to make a pillow, when you’re out in a bush. – [Stevie] Okay, I’ll give you some options. Instant pillows. ((Laughing)) I’ll leave that here, for a seagull to choke on. And then you go and. Every day. I lay down right next to my Bluetooth. We’ve been following him for four days. We found four pillows. Every night. Yeah. – [Stevie] Do they use it to locate tripwires around bombs? Oh, yes, A. – [Stevie] Train canine dogs to locate nitrogen bombs, or to keep earpieces in place while in target practice. Trip wires. You, and then it, and it doesn’t trip it. It’s gotta be trip wires. I guess I have to choose earpieces in place. – [Stevie] It’s trip wires. That’s a pretty good application of it. Now, I gotta win one. Choose, man. See what you got. It all comes down to this. I’m going little. He’s going little. What does he have? Oh, you got a, this is called Rainbow Fidget. Yeah, I know. Pretty cool. I’ve been wanting it. Here you go. – [Crew Member] My baby has that. ((Laughing)) What? – [Crew Member] My baby has that toy. Oh, well. Yeah, he does. – [Crew Member] She. That’s pretty cool. I was like, I’m your baby. That was the. Well, maybe your baby can have two. Well, has your baby learned anything with it? Oh, crap. I got, I got, I hate to break it to you, but I got something better than you, man. I have another desktop mini golf set. – [Rhett] I’m starting to feel real bad though about what you’re doing to the environment. Is it a puzzle? This is gonna take some work to get out, but, when I do, boy, I’m gonna putt. Yeah, I’m clearly the winner. But that right there can go on your desk. Yeah, that will go on my desk. It can go in my basket, too. ((Music)) Here you go. Have a good day. Like me. You have wok here? We actually do, yeah. This white people’s studio, you got wok? We even have a rice cooker See? See?