Welcome to Good Mythical More. Our crew was asked to share some true family secrets. We were going to match those crew members to their family secrets. Then no one responded because they didn’t want to divulge any family secrets. Because these family secrets are so juicy that no one was willing to be publicly associated with them. So, then we ask them again. Share your family secret, but we won’t say it’s you. But we will say if it’s true or not. Yeah, and then if it is true, we will find you. Right, but. And figure out who you are. That’s all we’re gonna be thinking from now on is. Publicly divulge it. Whose secrets are they? But first, let’s donate $1,000 to The Jed Foundation to aid in their mission to reduce the youth suicide rate and improve the mental health safety net provided to college students nationwide. And you can join us in giving at jedfoundation.org/donate Jed. Some of these are real juicy, y’all. And some of them are real fake. Okay, but do you know, you don’t even know who did what? Well, the one that I did know, when we were going over some stuff, there was one that sounded real juicy but was missing some information. And I was like, boy, it’d be good to have information on this. And then that person said, I can give you information. And then, it was so juicy, that we couldn’t, using it because it was, dark. – Okay. – So we do know the person? Can you tell us which? No! I’ve been sworn to secrecy. Somebody killed somebody. They seem pretty open to sharing. Somebody killed somebody. It was a murder. Don’t give your answer away. Anyway. My family friend, I’m, I’m reading this in first person, it’s not me though. My family friend, “Uncle Ted”, it’s in quotes so, don’t know if that’s a real name, was actually. Now, some people’s names have quotes. So, like. Some rappers. Uncle Ted, with quotes. Uncle Ted with quotes. Was actually in an open relationship with my parents! That’s right. I always assumed my Uncle Ted was an old family friend. He had been coming to my family gatherings and parties since I was born. But two years ago, I found out my parents were in an open relationship, and Ted was their third. So, was it the mom’s brother or the dad’s brother? It wasn’t an uncle. It wasn’t, it wasn’t, it was an “uncle”. It was like, hey, you’re gonna be around a lot, let’s just call you uncle. Oh, the quotes. Yeah, that explains the quotes. Now that I’ve read the rest of it. It’s just a Ted. It’s a dude named Ted who was the third in the bed. But they didn’t call him Daddy Ted? Or Stepdad Ted? No, cause he didn’t, they didn’t know! I think that was just a mistake to call him uncle to the kid, because then it’s like, so this is what uncles do? They seem to be pretty intimate. You know how when there’s a good family friend? You know, like, I mean, we really missed an opportunity. Why is Uncle Ted always rubbing his sister’s back? Your kids should have called me Uncle Rhett and my kids should have called you Uncle Link. I mean, that was a missed opportunity, but maybe we would have all been sleeping together if that was the case, so, I guess I’m glad we didn’t do it. Yeah, I know, like, I just think you gotta come up with another name. It can’t be Uncle. It has to be. Postman? No. Postman Ted, he wears a, he wears a mail outfit all the time. But he’s not really a mailman. Is this what you’re suggesting? Is he supposed to be a chef? I mean, what do we do? What else? No, I’m searching for a real answer here, cause. Garbage man. I’m concerned about this child, who then thinks this is how uncles, this is where the weird uncle thing came from. I’m a little bit more concerned about this child just simply because they were in an open relationship and the kids didn’t know. It just feels like the kind of thing that should be sort of like, communicated about. That’s what I’m saying. Well to be clear, we don’t employ any children here, so this person. I hope it’s fake. Is a grown adult. – Cause I just don’t think. – Oh, this is real, this is real. It’s fake. It would be so cool though. I was hoping. Somebody has an Uncle Ted. But what would you call? There has to be an answer. If you’re in an open relationship and you have children. Well it depends on how open that relationship is. Like you wouldn’t be like, hello kids, this is our third, Ted, unless you were open in that way. That’s a, throuple. I was just thinking of a throuple. But throuples typically live together. That’s what I’ve been thinking this whole time. And often share the same bed. Right, and that’s why you wouldn’t want to call that person an uncle. That’s what I’ve been thinking. Which, listen, my main issue with a throuple is the three, is the bed sharing. I’m a big, I am a big guy. Jessie and I barely fit in our bed and it’s a California King. Adding another guy to that? Yeah, right, yeah, because it would definitely be a guy. Next! Because you’re not the one pushing for it. That’s right, that’s right. My nana, step grandmother. “Nana”? Was an ex nun. And after she left the convent, she pursued my already married grandfather and got him to leave my grandmother. Oh snap. My nana was a nun for a number of years but wanted to leave the convent because she wanted to be able to be with a man. My grandpa and her were part of a group that he would sometimes take my dad to. That’s where my nana pursued him and he eventually broke things off with my biological grandma. Apparently two years before they were even together, my nana told someone that she and my grandfather would be married someday. So, she had this plan. So, she’s a nun homewrecker. Yeah, yeah, the best kind. An ex nun, current homewrecker. Just call me nana? Well, if you’re gonna give up the calling, you might as well go all the way. I would like to know more about the biological grandmother, because I would like to know that she was a horrible person. I need to feel better about this. Maybe she became a nun. I was gonna say so far you’re fixated on what people are calling other people. Right. Yeah. Well, you just can’t, I mean, you can’t stroll in on a sweet grandma and replace her as the nana. But if she’s a horrible person, then I’m open to it. Then infidelity’s okay? Well, what I’m reading through this is that this was like before this, person was born. Okay, right. You know what I’m saying? Yeah, because if, this was probably, this nun, was probably in her 20s when this happened. Just because, I don’t know the stats on this, I’m just guessing. You typically become a nun right around the time that you would otherwise be going off to like college or whatever, right? And then if you’re gonna stay a nun you, if you get through your 20s, you probably just stay a nun, but there’s, it’s like that’s the question. Are you gonna get through your 20s? And still be a nun, so I would think that, I mean this person they wrote, they broke a home up that already had kids because she says step grandma and she obviously the person who submitted this, came from the union of the two people So they already did have kids. Yeah, it says my grandpa and her were part of a group that he would sometimes take my dad to. So I’m guessing, like, as a kid. This is real. Yeah, it’s real. 100%. Who was it, though? Yeah, it’s real. Okay. Nuns. There are secrets among us. There are secrets among us. – But it doesn’t mean. – I’ll find out. That that person, the homewrecker, the homewrecker sort of blood didn’t make it into your bloodline because that’s the, it’s a step thing, you know? I think that sometimes, it’s like when you find out that somebody you’re actually related to did something crazy, then you’re like, does that mean, is it in me? Yeah, I mean, in a sense, potentially. But in this case, you don’t have to worry about that. I don’t think there’s a cheating gene. No, but if you found out that your grandfather, just to say. Yeah. Was a serial killer. Wouldn’t you immediately be like, oh God, that’s, that’s close. Like that’s, that mindset is two generations away. Well, that’s a little different, I’d say. Oh yeah, yeah, but we’re talking about a nun homewrecker. Nana could be really hot, you know? And so grandpa’s just like into hot women, you know? My grandfather was married seven times, so. Yeah, so, I mean, yeah. But it was three women. He may have killed at least two of them. See? Rhett’ll share. Yeah. Y’all need to step up to the plate. Would anyone like to volunteer their connection to a homewrecking nana in the room? Would you? Would you? Oh, we have a hand raise. You’re hiding behind the. Meghan. Meghan. The writer. Wow. Okay. I did this when it was match the crew. So your biological, good for you, your biological grandmother, can you say something disparaging about her? Absolutely not. She’s the sweetest woman alive. Is nana hot? She probably is. I don’t know. She probably wasn’t. Say if my own grandmother is hot. Well as long as she didn’t make a habit of it. There you go. I was looking for something like that. Let’s see the next secret. In order to get away from a book keeper, he was in major debt to, my grandfather packed up the entire family and moved to another state. Oh. He owed money for sports betting. I love when you could do this, you know? And move the family to another state. You could just run away from your problems back in the day. I mean, do you have to change your name if you move to another state? No. I mean. No, like, you didn’t have to do much. You could like go to the next state and just start a completely new life and a lot of times you could get away with it. Because you didn’t have email? Yeah. Yeah, it’s like, people didn’t know anything. There’s no internet, phone books, like, what, you’re gonna look in every phone book in America? Like, where’s the database? They didn’t exist. True. You can get away with anything. You saying it’s true? The number of things that people did back in the day, heinous things. Just move to another county? Yeah, no, county, counties, county, you gotta go to the next state. Gotta go a state or two over, yeah. It’s real. Yeah, yeah, anybody want to own up to this one? Peer pressure! Meghan did it. Meghan owned up to it. Same family. Yeah, what if all of these are Meghan? That’s not too bad. That’s just moving away from gambling debt. I found out my older sister was actually my mom. I grew up thinking my sister was just 14 years older than me. A couple Christmases ago, I found some old letters in our attic that revealed she was actually my mother. Okay. A secret kept since she was 16 to avoid scandal in our conservative town. This has definitely happened. I don’t know if it happened to one of our crew, but I’ve seen docs about this. This happens when somebody has a kid at a really young age. A lot of times they’re just like, let’s just make them siblings. Raised by the grandmother. But what are the chances that’s happened to somebody in our crew? I don’t think so. I don’t think so. We wouldn’t hire somebody whose mom did that. Right. And if, yeah, yeah. If it’s real, you’re fired. Not to add insult to injury. It’s fake. Oh, God. Thank goodness. Thank goodness. But apparently based on a Disney show called Andi Mack. A Disney show? I just Googled it. Andi Mack? Andi Mack. It says based on the show, Andi Mack. But then I Googled it, and it’s a Disney show. Interesting. So. And the Disney show is based on this. Mildly. My dad secretly knew what sex I was going to be before I was born, and made a bet with my mom that he could name me if I was a boy. My parents waited to find out my sex until I was born, and had a deal where my mom would name me if I were a girl, and my dad if I were a boy, but my dad secretly found out a few months early from the doctor, and my mom still doesn’t know that he cheated before making the bet. Whoa. I would totally do this. Scandal. Scandal. I mean, I would tell her eventually, but how many years later would you tell that? Never? I would tell it later, I mean. Yeah, I won that bet. Boy, I hope this is true. I think it’s true. This is true. How would you find out in secret? I don’t know, I think it’s true. So, the mom doesn’t know, but the daughter knows. Or the son, who works for us. Okay. Well, like, it’s real. Yes. But it would be, it would be the son. Cause his dad got to, yeah. Name him. Anyone? And who is it? Chase? It’s you? It’s Chase! But hold on, if your mom’s watching this episode, she’s finding out. She still has some trouble operating Youtube, but. Okay, right, yeah. So Chase, we know, we all know something that Chase’s mom doesn’t know. This is awesome, Chase. How did you find out? He was very open to me about it, he just told me. Like, like, when? I found out from the doctor ahead of time, Chase. Probably when I was in middle school and he was like, don’t tell your mom, but this happened. So, you were 13 years old or so. Yeah. And you’ve kept this secret from your mom? Yeah. Your dad put you in a tough position, Chase. He did it in such like a, kind of just like, this is like a good bonding moment, kind of a way. Chase, I got something I’ve always wanted to tell you about. Chase, you know what? This is a good bonding moment. Thanks, Dad. Thank you for sharing. Thanks, Link. Sharing this with us. And Link. We will not tell your mom, but I might accidentally tell your mom. She’ll think you’re joking. I mean, keep me away from your mom. She’ll think you’re joking. Were you already keeping me away from your mom? Yes. Why have you been keeping me away from your mom? You afraid me and your mom might have a little something? Oh, Link. Oh, hey, Link. That’s why Chase calls you Uncle Link. Hey, why you keeping me away from your mom? I’ve never met your mom. Hey, hey, why you keeping me away from your mom. You think me and your mom might have something? Huh? Otherwise, you wouldn’t be keeping her away from me. What? I love your dad, though. He’s great. He’s a lying SOB. Why you keeping me away from your dad? He’s not, I met his dad. Yeah, but how long since you’ve seen him? It seems like he’s been keeping him away from you. Okay. Ooh, my great grandpa was an OB-GYN, and had a secret baby with one of his patients. I didn’t find out till a few years ago when the child reached out to me on 23andMe. Oh, dang. This can happen. Okay. Listen, not to, not to complicate things, but if there’s one secret baby, there’s more. Well, I’m trying to figure out how does an OB-GYN have somebody, does the OB-GYN, implanted the baby? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that’s, I, yeah, right. Right. He’s the father, yeah, yeah, yeah. But in an OB-GYN kind of way? I doubt that it, I mean, I don’t know the circumstances. Cause if an OB-GYN makes a baby, it’s different. That’s what, that’s what I’m saying, I’m exploring that. Okay, keep, keep on, Link. What do you mean by that? It’s. I don’t know, I’ll find out as we explore. You heard it here. From Link, if I understand you correctly, you’re saying if an OB-GYN makes a baby, it’s okay. Well, it’s different. I think it’s different. It’s like in the line of duty. Well, this is interesting, because I literally just saw an article. I saw the article, and so I haven’t read the article, so this is the perfect kind of thing to share on the internet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just to be with the times. Is it was, there was an OB-GYN that was fired, I believe from a local hospital, because of his tendency to gawk at his patients. And it was, it was reported enough that they were like, this guy’s having, this guy’s getting too much out of the job. You know what I’m saying? Gawk. Yeah, it was like, apparently there were like moments of gawking. And. Yeah, they gotta, they gotta, they gotta take that out. There can be no gawking. There can be no gawking. I believe this is why most women, if I’m not mistaken, prefer to have a woman be their OB-GYN. But, yeah. So apparently this gawking turned into more, and maybe it ended up becoming consensual at some point. I don’t know. I hope that it’s not true. It’s true. Oh, dang! Wow. 23andMe, huh? Yeah, that happens. Who, who, who, who? Anybody willing to? Okay, alright. We’ll let you stay anonymous. Oh man, we got some investigating to do. That’s tough. It wasn’t guinea pigs that I have an issue with, okay? Let’s just clarify. I think they’re very cute. We have a big guinea pig audience, so. I love guinea pigs.