Welcome to Good Mythical More. If you’ve breezed through a Taco Bell lately, you’ve been… You thought this was a joke… You thought it was a joke, and it’s true. that they are selling giant Cheez Its, which we have, uh, many of here, and we’re going to construct a house of cards out of these giant Taco Bell Cheez Its. But first, we’re going to define the word acnestis, acnestis… Acnestis Acne. – So it’s acne… – Acne-stis – Agnes-stis. – I think this is a cyst… A cyst, uh, cyst-like acne. – Acne-cyst. – This is when you get cystic acne. Ac… Acnestis. Acnestis. I think it’s the, um, it’s the, it’s the procedure for popping a zit. Like, I’m gonna perform an acnestis. A pimple popper? Yeah, it’s like a Dr. Pimple Popper action. Let’s see. The part of the back, or backbone, between the shoulder blades and the loins which an animal cannot reach to scratch. Uh, uh, uh, we’ll see about that. Acnestis? So the acnestis is this part right here. – Let’s see… – I got that. I don’t have an acnestis. Am I touching? – I can’t… – Well, you’re facing the wrong way. Am I touching? Turn around. No, you’re not touching. How close am I? Two inches? Keep going. Oh, it’s hurting too bad. Let me pull it together. Pull it together, son. Your muscles are too big. You’ve been lifting too much weight. Not Fortune Feimster. Me and Arnold. What a delight. Oh, you know what? We were just immediately connecting. We were talking about people, uh, that we both – knew in college that… – Oh, so did she go to NC State? That was unclear. She went to Peace. – And we knew a bunch of girls from Peace. – All girls school Including my ex girlfriend, which we didn’t talk about. I should have talked about that. – Oh, cause she… – Cause she went to Peace. At the same time. She did. I’m gonna text her. I got her number. I’m gonna text her. Maybe I’ll give it to you. What? Fortune, not my ex girlfriend. – You’re gonna text Fortune and ask her… – I’m gonna text Fortune and be like… “Did you know ex girlfriend?” Did you know my ex girlfriend. Yeah. Anyway, we knew people at the same time, but we didn’t know each other. No, we didn’t know each other. We just made up for it. That’s kind of crazy. Cause that’s a big, it’s a big city. Yep. It is. And there’s so many talented people here. What? For talented people to meet. It’s just, never happens. No, I don’t know what I’m saying. Yeah. Go on. Uh, fortune is very talented. Yeah, yeah. Well, it made it seem like you thought you were, too. It did make it seem like that. Um, how is it? You’re gonna taste it and tell us? They nailed it. It tastes like a big Cheez It. Well, that’s because it is. But… How many little Cheez Its… Alright, so we’re gonna make a house of cards. They had to change the, uh, Structural qualities of it so it would stay together. So, when you’re eating a Taco Bell, for dessert you have one of these? Is this dessert? – No. – No. – What’s wrong with you? – Why would you think it’s dessert? I don’t know, because it looks like a dessert. It’s just a, it’s a big cracker. What? No, it’s a big Cheez It. If you buy a, if you buy some… Where would you normally eat Cheez Its? For dessert? As a snack. Just because it got bigger, does it make it dessert? But you don’t go to Taco Bell to get, just to get a snack, do you? Well, you, wait, we got these. because we’re special, but I mean, I guess you could just get them plain, but they’re in the crunch wrap and, uh, Mexican pizza and like incorporated into things. People aren’t just like, get us 50 big Cheez Its. So you can have a big Cheez It tostada, a big Cheez It crunch wrap. I mean, you can also just buy a big Cheez It cracker. – It is on the menu. – Oh, you can. Oh, excuse me. For $1. Excuse me. 100 calories. You could buy it for dessert too, I guess. It just seems like typically something that would be like this that would be on a menu, you would eat your stuff and then you’d just eat this. I don’t know. It’s not… I don’t understand what you’re… I don’t even understand that. I don’t understand what you’re saying. You know what? Somebody in the comments will. It’s one thing! Every time he says something like this, 500 people are like, I know what he’s saying. It’s fine. Let those people show up. Team Link, come to my aid. This thing is like… Do you eat it after the meal? Yes. – Or do you eat it before the meal? – Or I just save it for dessert? I’ll say that. Alright, so let’s, let’s see. Let’s build it. Start on that side. I’ll hand you these. Okay. This one’s broken. I’m not gonna give you that one. I’m gonna hold these two, and then you’re gonna, you’re gonna put one. I asked the people that I know that know Fortune. I texted them. And I was like, do you have any inside scoop or some, some phrase you want me to drop? And one of them just sent me like photos from her phone of Fortune and I was like, do you think… In what world do you think it’s appropriate for me to show Fortune photos of herself on my phone? Like what entry point for a conversation is that? – Yeah, we got to do a triangle – Do a triangle Yeah, so you didn’t do it. You played it cool. You didn’t do it. You played it cool. I didn’t do it. I don’t play it cool. – You could’ve told me to do it. – But I played it. I would’ve done it. Is this what you were thinking? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wouldn’t have told you the story had I known you were so concentrated on the structure of your house. I heard you talking about how you texted a friend and they said, I’ve got pictures of her. From, from, from Google. I don’t think that’s what Stevie was saying. I think she was saying something different. – I think she was saying… – Were you saying something different? She was gonna ask Fortune to show pictures from her phone. No! I think I was right. Here. It’s fine. It’s fine, I’ll just be one of those TikToks where I talk and you just are there. Those are the best. In the image. Those are the best. Uh, listen, when you talk and we’re listening, I think about TikTok. Because I think, oh, the face I’m making right now will be in a TikTok. You’ll see it on my face sometimes. I try to look like I’m engaged. You’re not helping, though. I’m gonna be watching this later on TikTok. I’m trying to go to bed looking at myself on TikTok. You have to let it go. Slowly. All right, how high can we go with this? Probably no more, oh, that’s how it is. That’s not what we’re gonna do. They’re showing us a picture of a house of cards. Hold on, you can do that? You can’t do that with Cheez Its. We can try that, but we can barely do this. Let’s do this and let’s see if we can go another level with this, then we’re gonna try that. Okay. We did, and I think I mentioned this before, but I’ll mention it again because we’re dealing with them right now. By holding them. While we were on the tour of Mythicality. Or what was it called? The Good Mythical Tour. That’s what we call this one. You’re going, uh… We met a guy who had worked on the design of… Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no. Hold it up, hold it up, hold it up, hold it up. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. He had worked on the Crunchwrap Supreme design. What? Alright, can we try… I have a glue gun. No… let’s, come on. Don’t, don’t, don’t go to the glue gun yet. Nobody will see. Look at this. I think this will work. Look, that right there. Okay, just know I have a glue gun. And this right here. And when Lucas handed it to me, he said two things. He said, this is extremely hot. This is a high heat glue gun. And then as he was walking away, he said to himself, It’s my favorite glue gun. It’s my favorite glue gun. Like, he didn’t even mean it to come out. – But it was as if… – He knew he was giving it over to us. He knew that he would never get it back. Yeah, right. He was saying his goodbyes. He was saying his goodbyes. She was my favorite. You’re good at that. Thank you. – And now… – Can you go one more? One more wide? One more wide. Yeah, one more wide. Because it will only be as wide as it is wide. Right, we have so many. Oh, not that. Well, you said that we, when we were in Australia, that we saw Fortune at a restaurant. – Yeah, but then I started… – Why did I do that? – I really need you to… – You shouldn’t tell a story at the same time. I thought I remember seeing Fortune at a restaurant in Australia and thinking, ah, that’s that comedian. Did you tell her that when she’s here? No, cause then I was like, I don’t know if it’s true. I just may have seen a doppelganger. That was many years ago. It was 20… I didn’t know about Fortune many years ago. …2019. My loss, but. I wasn’t necessarily familiar with her work, but I was like, ah, I think that, uh, that’s a comedian that I should know. You could help, is all I’m saying. What do you want me to do? I got the glue gun, it’s Lucas’s favorite. I’ll glue it, I can glue it so hard. And you wanted me to go wide with this? Yeah, but every time you try that, it doesn’t work. Just grab the middle one. Let, let go. Mm hmm. Cards are much lighter than Cheez Its. And they’re more consistent. This is not consistent. I don’t think anybody could do this. No one could actually do this. I’m doin it. I’m freakin doin it, dude. We are, we are, we do have the shakiest handed man doin it, though. Rejection. You could at least hand me the thing. I could. A lot of them, the corners are broken. Okay, now I want you to take two, and I want you to do this side, and I’m gonna take two and do this side. Okay. And then we’re gonna do it at the same time, and now, come on now, you can’t fall. So, touch them together. Touch them together. But you can’t put your hand in my space. Oh gosh. Don’t blow it. That’s too far apart. You gotta put it against this one. Let me do it. What do you mean? It has to go over here. Oh. Oh, but do you see how sturdy that is? Good base, good base, good base. I have a glue gun. See how sturdy that is? I have a glue gun. I have a glue gun. We don’t need a glue gun, man. Yeah, but if it had a glue gun on that sucker, it wouldn’t, it wouldn’t mess up at all. They’re so greasy, in the best possible way. Give me one of these. Hold on, but what about the next part? What? What do you mean? Cause if you do four on the bottom, you do three on the next layer. I don’t have enough room for that. You see, if you look at the picture, that’s supposed to be all the way over. Yes. Uh huh. Yep. And then it’s supposed to reach up, and that one’s technically should be… Right here. Right in the middle. We’re gonna get this thing and it’s gonna be a perfect pyramid. Perfect triangle. And we’re gonna do this until we succeed. Thank you. This is gonna be tough, cause it doesn’t feel like it’s wide enough. But what I’m gonna do is, I’m gonna go ahead and do this. Okay. Go ahead and do it. I’m actually getting confidence. That’s good, I love to watch that. It’s good to watch videos where people gain confidence. It’s contagious. Yes. Yes. Yes. And the thing that I don’t like is that this one’s lower than that one. I don’t love that. It’s fine. Yes, yes, and prepare more for me. And now, one. One. And two. No, no, no, imperfect. We’re gonna run out here in a second. Okay, two. I shouldn’t have eaten that one. It was good though. Fortune told us that, um, she moved to LA to become a personal assistant and then, uh, no one in town was friendly. So she joined the Groundlings… To make friends. In order to make friends. And then her coaches said that she was hilarious and she needed to keep doing it and then… Don’t put it in the middle. Oh, there’s two. Oh crap. It always decreases by one. Oh, no. Oh, no. Well, I have to do that. You do. You do have to do it. And then I have to do this. I’m a little shaky, yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Help me out, dude. Come over there. I have a glue gun. Put some… – I mean, you could’ve… – I have a glue gun! I have a glue gun. Dude. Let me glue each layer. There’s some things that you could be doing to help, but they’re only in my mind. And if I communicated that to you, I would fail. So I’m gonna put this here. This is gonna reinforce that. Now, you do that half. What I’m gonna do is I’m gonna start building something with the broken ones. Cause this is a, this is a metaphor for life. You know, build something out of broken dreams. I’ll give you all the good things. And I’m gonna build something amazing. In the ashes. Oh, so you’re like a mom. Yeah, I’m like a mom. Okay, I’m gonna, if it’s intact, I’m gonna give it to you. Okay, you got a lot of good ones. Got a lot of good ones coming your way, look at that. All goodies. All good things are coming your way, Link. Oh, broken. Mine. And broken. Mine. Why does this slide? Why is this sliding? Okay. All right. And these are all broken. And there’s that. Why is this not working? Okay. I have a glue gun. Well, that’s broken. There’s one under there that’s completely broken. I’m starting over! I’m not saying a thing, I’m not talking, I’m not telling any stories. Just cause I want you to be able to focus. Oh God. On building things out of big Cheez Its. It really could’ve… Stevie, I want you to tell me something. It really could’ve been awesome. No, no, no, no, no. – I don’t feel like… – Tell me something so I can make my TikTok face. I mean, you can say anything you want as long as you don’t expect us to listen. I mean… I can listen. I mean, I can’t. I just can’t. I don’t know. I don’t know what to do what I’m doing if I’m going to listen. But now I’ve really got to, I mean, we’re, we’re running low on time. I got to really… We used to do a lot of Mores like this. And then you guys were like… We get in our heads during these, and we can’t concentrate, and we end up getting upset. So let’s just not do them anymore. No, no, no. What are you talking about? Who’s upset? Who’s… Oh, gosh. That steak that Fortune spit out just fell on the ground. Out of what? Out of my trash can. Okay, so that’s a super strong base. And then If I could just do this much, I think I’d be happy at this point. See, I’m getting faster at it. I was noticing that. And I’m, I’m kind of understanding the, the… What are you, what are you understanding? What it, what it, what it takes. What it really takes. This man knows what it takes. Really understanding what it takes to be the best. Now, this is a smaller one, but, mmm, it smells good. If I do this, I feel like this will be victory. So, like, I know this is one level shorter than it was before, but, I mean, for a thumbnail, you could Photoshop what I did before, under this, or, like, triple it. Quadruple. Quadruple it, even. Could do anything. Okay. Here we go. Ha! Ta da! And then… And then look at that. And now… Ha! Ha! You’re not pulling for me? Are we done? All right. I’m gonna make mine bigger now. I’m gonna make mine bigger. Are we done? Our GMM ornament set will have your tree looking fa la la la labulous. And don’t forget, early access to our Black Friday sale starts Thursday for Mythical Society members.