Welcome to Good Mythical More. Thanks for joining us. We are, uh, proteined up and ready to, um, potentially we’re, we’re gonna run a marathon, half marathon, I think. Yes. Um, but we have some other scenarios that we have to choose from and the conversations that are gonna ensue– Are gonna be some of the best conversations we’ve had all day. Mm-hmm. Haven’t, haven’t had many. Right. We’re just getting started. But first, let’s have a conversation about this word. I do. I feel like, I feel like we’ve done this one, maybe last year or year. ’cause I feel like I, I know the, what this means. Let’s see if you know what it means. Antediluvian. Antediluvian. Oh, you think, uh, you think that one’s been up here before? Well, I feel like we’ve talked about it on the show because I know what it means. Oh, you know what it means. Just think about the things that I’m into, the things that I read about, the things that I’m interested in. Anti where the E means? It’s, it’s, um, pertaining to ants. You’re interested in ants. It means before. Before diluent, before the flood. Of or relating to the period before the biblical flood. Um, no, we haven’t talked about it on the show. You just listen to people I feel, who say this word. I know. I just feel. It, we, it did slip through. We have done it once in before. See I told you, ’cause I know I think about this stuff a lot slip. I’m always, my mind’s always in the antediluvian, which is really not even a thing because the flood didn’t happen. But you know, that’s for neither here nor there, guys. Um, so it’s a whole word for something that doesn’t even exist. Shall we start with the teased would you rather question? Yes. Okay. Yeah. Would you rather run a half marathon right now? Or run a full marathon in two weeks. Well, I did a leg workout this morning. 13 miles or 26 miles roughly. It’s a leg day, guys. I think if I had to run a marathon, I think I would die first. There’s no way you could be prepared a marathon in two weeks. I’m not capable. But. I, running, running a half marathon right now or in two weeks. I do think that would still permanently damage me. Can we just talk about the verb run, running? Yeah. I would walk both of them. I would walk. First of all, I’m not running either one of ’em. Okay. When was the last time you ran? I’m, I’m a low impact guy. I just had an elliptical delivered to my house. Okay. Okay. I mean, I don’t run. Did you, did you run to the mailman? Oh good. It’s here. No, I don’t run. In fact, there’s a couple of times when I’ve like been out on a walk and began to jog a little bit and I’m like, wow, this is hard. And then there’s a couple of times when I attempted to like get closer to sprint speed and thought to myself, this isn’t gonna happen for me anymore. Yeah. And do you know that like, I’m gonna fudge the numbers a little bit here, but you know, 90% of people over 30. Never sprint again. I think I told you that. It’s, it’s true. I told you that. It’s true. Oh, I, uh, something to help you though in your, if you do decide to run, is your prize punishment from the main game. Oh. So if we could just bring those out, you each get one. Of course, Rhett won. What? What? I love my gym, bro. Why is this a punishment? Okay. I do love my gym. Bro. It’s imaginary. I mean, you got a sharpie on a comma. Should I? And I didn’t even see yours. Well, you know, speaking of antediluvian. So it’s a buff Jesus. Yeah, it’s a buff Jesus. Hallowed be thy Gaines. That’s cool, man. Yeah’s cool man. This is cool. I’m gonna wear this, I’m gonna wear this on the elliptical. That tank top on you Link, looks like middle school. Yeah. Like when they give you those, like just– A team, a team thing. Yeah. It’s like I, I’m on an impromptu team that I’ll never be on again. Right, right. Mm-hmm. Um, okay, well you didn’t answer the, would you rather. In two, is there something I can learn in two weeks that would help me go an additional 13 miles walking? I think so. Like I would be able to get equipment and then I would be able to get like a follow car and I’d be able to, like. Walking, I feel like you would like, it would take you a very long time. You can walk 26 miles. Yeah, like eventually. But I could also walk there. You wouldn’t die miles right now. You’d probably walk 13 miles. Like I was looking at my, uh, my step count. From Saturday ’cause we were like walking around on, on the west side and like it was like walking equivalency 12 miles and I was like, oh. What? It doesn’t– How many steps is that? How many steps? No, for the day. Many. I know. How many steps? Many. 15,000. Well, you should be able just to open your– 15,000. That does not equate, but, why don’t you, just have your phone right next to you, if you just wanna. You should have your phone right next to you. It may have been less than that. You know, we could just, we’ll take a screenshot. You know what she’s doing. She’s saying you’re a liar and I’m agreeing. Uh, activity. So you go see that day right there, boom. Walking equivalency, 11.7 miles, steps 12,978. But that’s six foot seven. You’re so tall. Right? That’s crazy. I walked 12 miles on Saturday and that’s almost a half marathon. One more mile. And I would’ve walked a half marathon. Ah, there’s your answer. But I’m not gonna do the half marathon because my legs are very sore. I’m gonna wait two weeks and I’m gonna walk all day with you in your follow car. With me. With me. I walk with you. Okay. Would you rather have one really buff leg and one skinny leg, or one buff arm and one skinny leg and think like, really sorry arm and think like really buff, really skinny situation. Like a, like either a really big arm or a really big leg. Yeah. And then the other one is really, really skinny. I’d rather have a, I’d rather have a really, like there’s a guy. First of all, you’ll see the, I mean, people on TikTok, you’ll see all types. There’s a, there’s a guy with a really big arm, or maybe it’s a guy with really big hands. There’s a guy with really big hands. There’s a guy with like the really big hands. Giant hands. Like a genetic disorder or something, but like– And he’s an arm wrestler. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. His hands. I watched that guy. Are absolutely just, just, uh, huge. Like this big. I also saw a guy, why do I see these people? I saw this guy and it like, by no means a gym bro, just like a, just a, a skinny dude who was like, day number so-and-so working only my right trap. Have you seen this guy? No. Uh, and he, so, you’ve seen him? Yeah. It’s pretty weird. So he, and he just, you just see him doing this exercise. He was getting a big trap. And then he turns around and like, he, he, it, the trap is not huge, but it’s like. Noticeably larger. It’s noticeably, I mean, it’s just like– This is unhealthy. Why would you, it’s the content man. It’s for the engagement. It’s so scary. I mean, he is young. He’s very young. He’s like, he’s got time to even it up. He’s like 17 years old, 22 years old or something. I don’t know the difference. Um, and I think he can, you know, he can reverse it. Yeah. But, but we can’t reverse this. Having a really skinny arm. And a leg that you can hide or having like a, I, I think having a huge arm, I think I’d wanna have a huge arm. Well, so if you think about it in terms of cosmetics, then I, I immediately go legs because I could just wear bigger pants and you would never know. But that’s a good point. But you’ve got a really skinny arm. But here’s the thing. If you’ve got a really big leg, you got a skinny arm? No, no, no, it’s either like, It’s, it’s either uneven legs or uneven arm. Arm, arm, leg, leg. But the problem with it is that, it’s shallow. First of all, to think of it cosmetically first. That’s what we’ve done. If you think of it functionally, having one big leg and one little leg is your, your gait is going to be like your, my back would be so messed up. That’s gonna mess you up. You gotta have your base even, I go with the different arm and then I would just call it my punching arm. Yeah. I would be like, I worked this one out for punching, and I would go to those things that you punch. You seen that on TikTok? You punch the thing. No. You know, like the carnival thing. Oh, people always punch in those things. Oh yeah. Yeah. I’m trying to get the number. Okay. Yeah, I’d start doing that with my good arm. Oh yeah. Okay. And I might get into arm wrestling. Yeah, that’s a good point, Rhett, for mobility. You gotta go with the big leg. Big leg. Okay. Would you rather– Let, lemme tell you something before you get to the next one. Not what I said. Okay. Oh yeah, yeah, I agree with you. But I told, I agreed. I agree with what you said. Not with what I said about what you said. Big arm is what you said. Big arm is what I meant to say. Um, you know, in the wheel video, they were in North Myrtle Beach. They said they hadn’t met my dad yet. I got a text right before we did this from my dad. This is. This is, this is how his mind works. Now. Now, uh, can you get up with Howie Mandel? He’s going to be at Myrtle Beach on, and then he gives the date, which is coming up pretty soon. Wanted to see if I might could meet him and tell him about our podcast. Know you’ve been on his podcast. The thing is, is that if you were to arrange this, this is just a little thing that comes to mind for me. Yeah. You would probably tell Matt Howie about your podcast as a, as a way in for him to meet your dad. Right. So then him telling him about the podcast would be a little redundant. So then what’s my dad gonna talk about? Gotta come up with something else. Can you reread the first part of the question? Can you get up with Howie Mandel? Can you get up with Howie Mandel? Okay. He’s gonna be at Myrtle beach. Can you get up with, up, up with, he can get up with Howie Mandel. You know, get in touch with him. Get up with him. Okay. Get up with Howie Mandel it. I’ve gotten up with him before. It’s interesting because also like meeting Howie, he’s notoriously someone that doesn’t like to shake your hand or you know, he’s a germophobe, so. Yeah. Right. That’s also gonna be interesting. Oh, I wouldn’t tell my dad any of that. Tell your dad he loves hugs. It is really, it is like he likes to hug strangers. Heavy close, open mouth breathing, and he wants to know all about your podcast, set it up, get up with him at after that and see what happens. Uh, he’s still giving out those, his business cards to everybody. I love that. I mean, it’s great. Well, you know. All right, so next one. Um, what do you rather wear workout clothes to every formal occasion or wear formal clothes for every workout, formal clothes to every workout. Um, yeah. Because it’s at your house, basically. Well, yeah, that for sure you could do that. But even if you had to go. Even if it was at a public gym. You’d be the guy in the tux at the gym, and it’s a little annoying and you have to explain yourself quite a bit, but people would be like, oh, it’s just a bit, you know? I don’t think you could be allowed to do that. I think that should be a stipulation. You can never tell anyone why. Yeah. It’s kind of like, I think that is a would you rather baseline situation. But being the guy that’s wearing the workout clothes to every formal occasion is just disrespectful. You know what I’m saying? Wearing a tux to the gym’s, like this guy really takes it seriously. Right. He’s elevating his game. Right. But the other way is just like you’re disrespecting it. I also feel like I just can’t crack looking remotely okay in any kind of workout clothes. Like I just look. Like, something’s a little wrong. You know? Like, it’s like, uh. No you don’t, Stevie. I do. I’m like, I look like a 13-year-old. Like, I just feel so outta sorts swearing. And I, and I do, I do every day. Do, do you want feedback on your personal appearance? We need to do a little, uh, Stevie workout makeover. You don’t see me in workout clothes. But I can imagine you in workout clothes. We can pick out some stuff for you. Yeah. Well, the issue is that– First thing I’m gonna pick out. Straight women wear, like, tight leggings and a, I just can’t, I can’t. Leggings in a, in a, in a tank top. And a sports bra. I can’t do it. Sports bra. Water bottles. I bet you can. Wear a lot of water bottles. Um, BBL. Look into that, Stevie. All this is going in a compilation. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Uh, what would you rather– I’d, I’d like to have somebody that I know really well get one. I’ll get one. So that, well, with all due respect, you don’t need one. What? I could– I’m jealous of– I could lift it. You got a ba-donk-a-donk already. Oh, really? I, I have been working it out. But I like it. It’d be a little bit bigger. I would like to know someone well enough that I could touch their BBL like platonically, like I just don’t have anybody in my life yet. Well, you’re gonna, you’re gonna now, hey, keep those Instagram dms closed. I want to platonically touch a close friend’s BBL. I just, I I’m just– What? Just, I think you can imagine what it would feel like. Well, I’ve done that. And it’s probably exactly, what do you imagine it would feel like? Um, soft. A little soft, but firm, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, like a balloon that is kind of taut. Is filled with. Um. What do they do it with? Is it is fat from other places in your body? I think it’s– I’m, I’m being told. Mm-hmm. Yeah. All right. Give us the, give us the next one, but please try to think about it. Okay. Uh, would you rather, swap exercise routines with each other. Yeah. Why is all of this so exercise? I’m not, because that’s the theme. I’m not swapping exercise with. The theme is, would you rather exercise addition. Fair. Would you rather swap exercise routines with each other or swap diets with each other? Oh God, the. I would be tortured in either situation. Why? Why do you say that? Well, because you don’t, I loved working out. I like going, I like, I’d get up every morning and do it. You take a dog, you walk your dog. Well, the thing, but this morning I did do a workout and I, I’m getting back into it. Oh, okay. All right. So maybe that’d be okay. Um, I, but my workouts are, uh, mountain biking and then, um, some calisthenics. I do calisthenics. So like mobility, stretching. Yeah, as a baseline, I do that as well. That’s the, but then I, that’s the, that’s the first half. I might do like a pushup and then once I’m ready, I start doing other things. The eating part’s gonna be difficult for you as well. Yeah. ’cause I won’t be able to sustain my workout with your diet. My body would not, would not. No, no, no. You’ll be, yeah. If you did my workout in my diet, you’d be okay. But if you did my workout. No, my body would not be sustained by your diet. No. So you would have to do less workout? I’d have to do less. Across the board. Across the board, yeah. And that this is, this isn’t gonna be difficult. And if you took my workout and my diet, if you took, if you took my diet and your workout, you would just lose way too much weight. Right. If I took your diet and my workout, you would gain, I would gain weight. I don’t know. It’s hard for you to gain weight, but it, no, I would gain weight. You would have a shot at it. You’d have a real shot at it with my diet. Yeah. Uh, this is, uh, this, nobody wins here. No, I think, um. I, I think I want his workout. I think I’ll, will swap diets with him because, you know, I’ll get, but I’ll get down to like 4% body fat. But you, but you like food so much, but you’re willing to– Well, we’ve already established, we’re both shallow. Eat the things that you like? Well, no, I’m saying like, in terms of personal enjoyment. I eat, I eat some things that you like, I eat a lot of things that you like. I don’t eat anything that you like, don’t. You eat I so many things that I, you eat so many things that, you don’t eat so many things that I do like, I don’t know. This is tough. This is taking us to a bad place. Can we just pass, can we just pass, pass on this pass. Um, okay. This is an interesting one that Carney is excited about. Would you rather drink a protein shake that tastes like cake, but is made from bull semen or drink a protein shake that tastes like bull semen. But’s made from cake. Okay. Well, Carney, can you describe what bull semen tastes like? Tastes like pie. I mean, we’ve had it. I think I, I, whatever one tastes like cake and I would think that bull semen is probably good for you. It’s probably like one of the better protein shakes. There’s a bunch of protein in that, those little swimmers, right? Yeah, I would think so. Unfortunately, now I have to Google this. I mean, how much protein is in DNA? This raises a larger question, which is just how much protein is in semen, you know, bulls and whatnot. This is good enough, whatnot. Being humans, it’s, I think it’s 73.5 milligrams per milliliter. It’s very fortifying, so basically it’s straight protein. It’s very fortifying. Let the records show. Yeah. It might be too much protein, but it tastes like cake, so we don’t care. Mm-hmm. Ugh. The top people also ask question is, does dog sperm have protein? Oh God. Yep. Yep. It does. All Seaman does, huh? It has a little bit in it. Cuban sperm one. Uh, milliliter of sperm is 20 to 60 milligrams of protein. Okay. If we keep giving away answers, it’s gonna ruin the next blackjack game we’re playing. Okay? Okay. So we are drinking the semen. The semen. Um. Mm. Would you rather swim for? Because that’s the sound I make after drinking my smoothie. Oh. Oh. This should be our final one. Okay. Uh, would you rather tightrope walk over a shark tank or run from a lion on a hoverboard? I mean, I guess get away from a lion on a hoverboard. What? What do you mean by hoverboard? Yeah, we talking back from the future, we talking in reality. Like the ones from like five Oh, the ones that we used have in the office where, where that those even go. That was such a fun time. They all caught on fire. Yeah, true. Those don’t go fast enough to get away from a lion. No. Yeah. You have a fighting chance by punching the sharks if you fall in. Because I think you can towards tight roping it. If I fell off a tightrope, I would just hold. I would then I would just, I would grab onto it. Yep. And then go like this, like this. And we’d have the strength to do that with all that bull semen we’ve been doing. Right. That’s right. Get your tickets to Survive the Mythical Kitchen now to see which chef will walk away with the ultimate prize on Thursday, April 3rd. MythicalKitchenlive.com.