GMMore 597: Rhett’s Costa Rican Vacation

and do you have any tickets and he said no so what I can I can kiss my knee I will do that and you got any sniff two cows and you clean that kiss why can’t you naturally always kiss your knees three times there’s three tickets dude three tickets to get the cow three tickets to get that get in sniff that cow Wow okay um well I’m proud of this wheel me too oh I kind of wish it our first wheel ending would have been more awesome than that but what you didn’t like that I was a little confused about the cows I could kind of tell okay Oh like you weren’t like it made sense okay that’s why you should always kiss uni three times right I got that playing into the fair and see the cows I didn’t know how many how many tickets when their ticket won Bernie me oh okay here we are we’re back um I went to Costa Rica and there is a way to kill a man with this you let me show you uh nope I went to Costa Rica not trying to rub it in link you went to North Carolina I also in a North Carroll High yeah I I got a little yellow streak that you know I got to see family members I had a great time away sure you holidays read it and um but no I didn’t go to an exotic locale and um I wanted yeah well I’m okay with that at this point and I’m fine with you sharing all about it and I’m going to be happy that you did it I’m gonna be happy that you’re back well I had a great time and if you follow me on Instagram Rhett MC or Twitter Rhett MC you already knew this you saw some amazing pictures of me surfing very athletically actually not I haven’t seen anyways uh anyway I had a really good time but you know what I don’t just like to experience things I like to bring things back so you can experience them with me oh really so one of the things that they have in Costa Rica is a lot of wood and you know how I feel these gifts for me know um you know how I feel maybe you don’t know these are things you bought for yourself you don’t show me do you know how I feel about things made from wood I’m really into him okay uh like for instance I now have a wooden mug oh well not that I’m not gonna replace the existing mug but I have a wooden touch you can touch it this is look this is a tree that was made into a mug that right there is not two different peanuts a tree put together that is a tree that has a cross-section in it that is light wood and dark wood and now I put drink in it and drink it Wow smell that smell that how much was it I don’t you remember maybe $13 he’s got a price tag and really on masking tape is this from a yard sale this it was just a piece of wood oh wow this is just a sphere of wood link that sits on a stand that’s like a wooden planet whoop and there’s a price tag on this too oh how much it was well you got a point dollars I’m three cents the price tag I don’t know why they added three cents to them but it’s it’s in different it’s different what did all this come from one place multiple places man everyone’s just selling wood products everyone I’m not making that up you can’t throw a piece of wood around Costa Rica that hitting somebody selling wood hmm I mean you wouldn’t you would not believe the stuff that they make out of wood there too I mean I would have brought back really large wood sculptures but I thought this was enough if you use this as the lid it becomes a travel mug and link I didn’t want to give it away when you asked me but yes I did get you something oh really I did making fun of me in my wood products I don’t know you would uh yeah so okay do I get to choose which one I want I know how much you like to eat ice cream and cereal oh yeah so look at this I can don’t watch it I can’t touch it I got you now I have a wooden bowl at home that I’d already bought because my wife knows that I like to eat things out in fact I’m getting a wooden spoon in wooden fork that’s my next level thing you eat ice cream out of a wood metal level thing with wooden spoon oh yeah doesn’t get any better than that what so I got you this it says Costa Rica that’s where I went it says Costa Rica on it this is what that is one piece of wood you cannot break it there’s no nails in it it is just a piece of wood made into a bowl I’m so happy that you’re happy for me to get this can I touch look how much that costs $25 yeah try sex on everything it sounds like this everything it shouldn’t have a price tag I freaking Risso that was an actual tree why do you people why you get on me about how much it costs no I the most expensive thing is a gift for me I feel great can I touch it yeah it also got yeah all right first things first I’m gonna remove the tick cos Caritas that’s the kind of wood is that cos carita is it or is that the Spanish for the wooden coaster I don’t know women’s I got you something else I hope the woods a little Rican money Linc I got you five colones now to put this into perspective 500 Colonus equals $1 so I got you Kalani’s five Colonus yep there you go we can put that your boat Oh put down your bow yeah see how that sounds can I don’t know don’t eat it for myself I’ve got hang out himself making protein Colonus o5k one lucky crewmember Jen got ten colones that won’t get you very far in Costa Rica I don’t you know why they make it I don’t even think it’s made out of metal honestly feels like plastic now you know you’re welcome it’s the oh thank you it’s the top of the top of the year and I’m trying to cut back on ice cream and you’ve ruined that for me well you can put anything or you can put healthy ice cream in there soy cream like carrots you can put carrots and it’ll hold anything hummus a normal bowl will hold like that’s a lot of hummus here is homeless Kate you don’t have to fill it names anything that go can go in a bowl I did thank you for the bull name anything that can go on a ball um water you can put water in there coffee I probably put that in a mug you have the month yeah but I’m only gonna drink out of this off-camera because I you know I’m not selling these are you telling me that you have a wee thing about a wooden spoon let’s just look at that it’s not round exactly but do I need to order a wooden spoon from Costa Rica or they have those it like world market or something they probably got like seriously where do I get a wooden spoon Amazon somewhere it probably would be more than $15 if it is around this right here makes it seem more touristy than like hand graph as you can see none of my products say Costa Rica on them but I know where I was right I don’t know where this came you know every time I eat out of this well look at this one Costa Rica you you’re gonna forget that I went to Costa Rica cuz I went there gonna be like where is this from Oh customs carry good you know what Coast embossed right here in gold letters in that’s actual gold you know what Costa Rica means in Spanish you can probably use context and Latin to figure it out rice Beach no it means rich coast rich Beach rich with wood there’s lots of wood down there um we’re dip lining to tell you about that should I or should we tell me about the fact that women we all not only have a new wheel but we are in a new space we are do we want to tell them that so new for season seven it’s much newer for us and it is for you but we’re like in a new space so we’re maybe it’s new vibes I don’t know what’s happening well as a matter of fact Eddie could you tilt up like to like move you get over there just move around a little bit because you may have noticed those of you who are very observant may have noticed early episode that this forest in the back is not the same forest from the previous seasons uh we got skis guys look goose is our that’s our light we’ll just keep going look look where’s that oh the top of that thing look how high that is there’s ski tire there’s a clock up there keep going keep going keep going stare directly into that guy’s stare directly in and come back we’ve got a that over there is that is an upside-down red tumbleweed those are net it was all natural to impanel Southern Cal look at that look at that see oh there’s no don’t go no no I’ll come back and see that that used to be nothing that used be nothing and now it’s a picture of a circulatory system and two phones I can pick it up look and the goal of it for the show games actually that is Ben and Jen on the and Becca welcome Becca that’s the two of them that’s the two of them actually on that I can’t even find my finger it’s too far too far that’s their circulatory systems Bennigan’s and Jen is the one with arteries and Ben is the one with bones they both have phones and then let’s go let’s go the other way because what happened was we want we want to do a lots of other stuff yeah keeps going oh there’s chase welcome back chase you remember chasing this chinchilla remember haha you probably don’t remember chase but do you remember his chinchilla he’s back from college Morgan’s hiding hey Morgan what we’re still figuring out this um anyway this is a new building sound blanket we haven’t completely moved into this new building but the set itself has moved in and the rest of us will be moving in and Linc will be eating out of that wooden bowl but we’re going to be out of focus most of the time you can’t do more than one thing rice Beach Rica if you change the word a the letter A to an e it becomes rice and Coast ah good mean Beach could mean beach rice beach one of these days you’re gonna realize that I’m not smarter than you guys but I’m not as not as smart as you guys as you think I am that’s that’s what I hoped for you don’t like these things I love these things I want a hole just a whole room full of wind wooden products well the thing is is that it won’t shock you that’s why I do it I I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been shocked by a cereal ball a metal cereal though this is Oh is actually a weapon so we’re we’re gonna put this in our new office on my side you paperweight not asically no it’s just so people pick up me where’d you do this so here we go guys how many about in closing uh season seven off to a good start um feeling good feeling right happy you ever notice this desk goodness is wood positivity never notice I didn’t notice it but put wood on the desk coast of Costa Rican any questions you

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