GMMore 680: How to Properly Watch Star Wars

I got lots of information in my head most of it’s usually wrong welcome to good mythical more we’re gonna open your mail sing a song keno what do you use it’s Thursday and Thursday means me the butter doesn’t cancel out the Salmonella did a double double tuna butter a nice triple and Zippin and if you read to somebody in doubt if you were to somebody’s house and their mom broke out the butter cutter what would you think okay honey come over here let me butter your Apple I mean I I think I think that things like this are just only can only be a gag gift I mean because $15 that’s a lot for a gag gift that’s like good that’s like white elephant budget but I don’t think is intended to be a gag gift I think it’s supposed to actually help you with your butter coating but is this gonna be a G min win face now is this gonna be the next thing probably oh yeah so hashtag is that is right hashtag is right mmm win face submit your photo done winning something I think we’re gonna up to an e on what it would look like what your face would look like if you were to win on the the ability of people come on it of the ability to view to win stuff oh goodness gracious I got butter down there under my shoe so yeah it’s crazy so what I’m trying to say is now’s a great time for you to submit the face you make when you’re gonna win something submit that with hashtag GMM win face what other information do they accept a mailing address no because if we choose the no justness gets the mail entry oh my gosh I have there somewhat butter outer here guys so much butter so yeah next next winner gets this thing you got it you know you have to shave the butter sticks down so they’ll fit well I think and this is something that we didn’t anticipate but you know sticks of butter used to be a little bit smaller and a little bit longer and now all butter that we could find at the grocery store is shorter and fatter it’s like somebody even changed the butter machine right like that right there is is like what I would call seven and those are shaved down those are pre-shaped no then are they yeah they are I don’t know if we’ve got any of that one load it back under here here’s one one that I was trying to cut to see how big that is butter is fat now guys oh you know what it is it’s the same amount of butter shorter thicker that’s exactly what they’re doing out yep in there and they’ve screwed the butter cutters dimension it’ll butter start the butter Scudder the butter cutters got to update goodbye Tom David butter cutter this is now a default about a cutter uh I gotta update that Devon butter cutter butter how long did that go on um don’t get your mom that happy Mother’s Day June it’s coming up yeah he prepared yes how is your mom should we talk about her yeah she’s great Pam hey she’s just chilling pantsed at home Pam is a butter spray either mom ever think about that does she buy pan because her name is Pam cuz you get like the generic stay at home yes so I can get an engineering styling my name’s on the bottle um there was a butter spray named red I’d be buying it every day tell you that right now every day I’d have one every day believe one part of my routine will I go to go to bottle or it like you don’t Anna fret you go you’d like you’d like swing by round every part of my daily routine to go by rouse and just I’m burying it again just getting another one of the me we got it we got it for you right here mr. McLaughlin good to see you again he wouldn’t call you Rhett no they call me mr. McLaughlin because I came in there so often yeah that’s like I think I picture it being like in the 60s hey mr. McLaughlin one another can of rat deer Lincoln Rhett by we Pratt weep Nene bonk that’s the Transformers universal greeting huh I thought you were having a stroke I always have an issue with starting off letters to anyone I can believe it oh I thought that you were saying that yeah I am from SLC Utah Salt Lake City but I was born and raised in a small town in Michigan I made you some pyro reviewer I made you some pyro grow viewer what is that oh look at these I think I got inspired by some art at my hairdressers house she has pyrography art of Salvador Dali by her door that I like how is this done his eyes seem to follow you plus I know Rhett likes things out of wood pyro that’s fire guys pyrography thank you latin i only burnt myself a minimum of times you should take that Latin class you’re thinking about it you’re like should I take it I wish I’d taken it I knew that pyro thing just because common knowledge but you should really take light it helps you on the SAT Yoshi on the SAT helps you in life and makes you a better person as a seagull at SAT helps you at nothing but it does help you on that safety all right guys are late oh there’s he did a thing on the back too my kids are doing some testing I should hope they’re not watching this Laurie Laurie this is sister Lori Lynn what is that a stamp on the back that’s awesome I’m also sending a lot of snacks I found in an Asian market here in Utah I’m not sure if you had any of them before there are octopus chips cuttlefish chew crackers shrimp crackers Pizza crackers and every burgers but there’s no bacon what’s the bacon one thank you there’s also bacon flavored noodle snacks Oh share with everyone underline I hope they taste decent oh I like wood things the crew can taste easily look this is a tree man this is a tree this is a tree all the way around this is a tree that had a life and then was cut down so we could have this I mean and this this is gonna hang in our ear biscuits location yeah it is you know this this has got like this has got some design weird psychedelic hair stuff going on look at that link and then there’s a dragon on the back they talked about that eating the beer made in two years Oh smell this is an song just Kissin through it she threw in salt and song in there and then we’ve got the GMM one we’re not even embarrassingly distorted like most of the art we receive it happens so it’s just a play is it a plate is it a cutting board it has hanging balls you hang it up you don’t want to do that you tell them about the bulletin board I’m pretty proud of that yeah we got a bulletin board hey you’re pretty practice you hung it up yeah yep beautiful it has a lot of your art on it which is cool I like smell so rotate so if you mail a stuff and we don’t get to open it let’s open some of this in good mythical more we won’t let you know that we still receive it and we still appreciate it and we appreciate you and we don’t critique it and ooh this is some this is some really noodley stuff I think you’re supposed to say Robin once you put on that butter plate and then we put the stuff on the bulletin board so as we’re going to the restroom we get to look at it and be reminded not your present why were you it’s not in the rows going to the rest it’s a it’s headed our way to the restroom all right you’re gonna eat the butter or the noodles mmm very crunchy salty you made a weird face I think it needs to be mixed with boiling water or boiling something before you here good taste I used to eat these kind of noodles at recess in elementary school there’s like this tastes exactly like this what are these pizza to the Canadian government like make me do that this we were like we were like these yellow packs and they had like a monster on the front maybe they’re yeah they’re like a blue or red nice we got here Wow in this object given a nostalgic yeah back on the playground am giving you uh timeout well what if what are these like how did not a Pam discipline you as a child well let’s get into that huh she would be with a belt no like he deserved no I wasn’t a bad kid I didn’t really I mean I would got sent to my room and I was it do you have a TV in your room no that’s good I had a computer in my room even worse what are these no one’s answering my question piece of on he didn’t ask what it is that’s the spirit pizza is capitalized to give it the proper respect it deserves okay nice now this right we’ve had this before have we yeah this is gonna be in like a plastic tray inside no these are good this is a Korean cracker to make the burger oh no no whoa yes smell smell Allah they’re just chocolate they’re just they’re so Incredibles like the movie what is it’s like a really really horrible integration is what you just these are so Incredibles like the movie speaking of movie in another non integration Star Wars is finally digital for streaming so I dropped dropped $90 on that yesterday when you name your kid after one of the Star Wars characters you’ve gotta buy all of them because they need to be indoctrinated to that stuff a little bit of cart before the horse over this star before the wars we um and then it’s the question who’s the biggest star Wars fan here Alex leo oh no I got some contenders here I once wrote a paper on Star Wars she once wrote a paper I want to wrote a birth certificate that has Lando’s name on it but so you have the question of okay if your indoctrinating your kids to it a yes they have to watch all six it’s not a question of but then it’s a question of which ones do you get them to watch first there’s somebody who wrote a very informed article I remember that and wired about the order to show them to your children in I mean actually instructed you to keep one of them out of that completely and it was the Phantom Menace I’m sure because I want it what it wasn’t it wasn’t watching them in the chronological order it was it was a little bit different and he had some reason to argue that I can’t read what it was right because when you watch the prequels first hey I’ll tell you what I saw they’re not good enough sure well an Wallen look then it ruins your experience of the you’re supposed to watch them in the order they were released because it gives things away or assumes you know stuff like about yeah I everything but that wasn’t what he suggested it was like a weird combo of I can’t remember what he’s realizes ones that were released and you know order of release and then in chronological order I decided to start with episode 1 because I had things to do so I was going to be in and out of the room song and talk to you so I was like I can miss that whole Padres section like I can be out of the room for all of that you’ve seen all of them yourself actually I realized Attack of the Clones I haven’t seen the first 20 minutes of it because I watched the Batman movie that was out at the same time which one was it Batman Youth Theatre hooked yeah Batman Begins I think it was the second one dark night no too late okay so I was watching Batman Begins and then I Fyodor hopped over to watch attack of the clones late and I missed first 20 minutes of it and then I never went back and watched first 20 minutes because I caught up pretty quickly Samuel Jackson get it okay here’s the thing though the thing that so did I’ll tell you yeah I just start with episode 1 I recently did this exercise with back of the future with my kids by the future impact Future Part 2 and you should watch one first into I did there’s always this thing that happens when you show your kids a movie from the 80s that you love and then quite often because they’re so used to like things being not 80s like good special effects and not the acting isn’t overdone and that kind of thing but they’re not into it but my boys loved Back to the Future really just they were so excited for about a future part two which I watched it again with them and I was like I just kind of remember like this is a little bit of this was a little bit of a disappointment from the first one is like the perfect movie and the second one is like all right it’s running on the fumes of the of the first one and it’s still enjoyable but it’s uh it’s know for its no part one but just any disagreement in the room better than one it’s definitely not good no one say there than one yeah three is obviously but but my the greater point without getting this devolve into a Back to the Future argument is that I was surprised that they really enjoyed it and they weren’t bored so yeah that’s good I hope you know I haven’t done the Star Wars thing there’s a new bike here then exactly hahaha but like good day I thought your kids had already watched like right back Strikes Back my kids have watched all of them except for Lando so now he the one with the name he’s just old enough now to like watch it in its entirety not falling asleep but I started with Episode one for the reason I already told you but also so that I could step through all of them and then lead up to the Christmas release of the new one and I didn’t want to have to have this tainted experience in the middle of the first three as a prequel type 1a tainted but I was yeah boy Phantom Menace who is tainted it’s I mean it it like they loved it like that Jar Jar Binks though at ten years old at eight years old it was a good idea at five years old right I mean they like Lando kept wanting me to translate like what does Mesa me oh really he was like he kept turning around and he was like Mesa what is that mr. son you should know mm-hmm you should know son you have the force and like you know you’re gonna make him think about the force that’s what I do with my kids no I’m trying to make him think he’s a black man he doesn’t have the force he’s Lando Calrissian you’re a cool super awesome black man that has a great endorsement with colt 45 right here try one sign yeah if you can get your kid to drink Colt 45 while watching Star Wars don’t put that on the air

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