GMMore 689: Setting Our Own World Records

bassam die Mort Mort Mort a morte now Spanish French oui oui no see we we we we hate cross cross all exactly now he’s speaking English yes we are we sound like Zorro we’re losers oh man kind of dress like ladies and gentlemen the modern-day Zorro with a v-neck uh thanks for thanks for clicking through to this I mean you didn’t have to but you did you made an active choice to click through to this and now you’re hanging out with us and it’s happening and I want you to be happy do you really I really do I read the comments every morning to make sure that they’re happy comments yeah and that they’re not like thinking I’m stupid – stupid don’t think he’s too stupid that’s the right amount of stupid right so speaking of the right amount of stupid I’m reading your comments right now you’re writing them the people who have made the decision to pick up weights with their tongues their ears their eye sockets they’re they’re special people they are and I’m trying to figure out what road I went down at some point in the past where you let me do not do this that’s how your approach look but let me let me say I’m thankful I’m thankful your tongue is thankful your ears are thankful your body parts are all thankful cuz here’s the deal one of these days especially with a guy that’s lifting something from his tongue one of these days is just gonna slip right now it’s just gonna I don’t know it’s gonna sir plate on and that’s not what you said what you said was what doesn’t split it makes it stronger but so find that limit how do you find the limit pulling incremental increases in weight how do you find the limit let’s not go back bed that one let’s stick with the ears or something happen to it you know I just got can we discuss the tongue years and within that I saw a above the waist yeah let’s stay above the way so keep it above board um the eye sockets now let’s not talk about that one either what do you want to talk about I mean the tongue one there’s already a piercing there I’m at least come to grips with the fact that people pierce their tongues so it’s like oh there’s a you know were there’s people who lift weights with pierced ears there’s a guy we didn’t talk about right Johnny strange that he also holds a record for the most amount of apples cut from his mouth with a chainsaw say put some apple in his mouth and cuts it out cuts it in half while it’s in his mouth he hoped they came up with this idea of course you hold that record you know who else is gonna do that but I still impressive is a record a record if it’s never been like uh contested like can you just do something to say I just made a record or do you have to do it and then someone else does it look for it did then become a record for the whole second person who does it is actually a record holder well it may be in links world but in the real world in a world of Guinness it’s the first person do it that’s they have a whole thing where you can just invent a record and you get somebody to verify it and it’s or it is a record it the first record is an invitation for it to be broken we could set a red eye right here link but I but I think you have to I I think you should have to publish I’ve done this and it will be a record after a window of time if no one’s immediately taught you depends on if you’re talking about just technical because me and you could set a record right now for the most times two men named rhett and Link went like this in 30 seconds let’s do it like technically we could start right now we’ve already set the record flat for five seconds we set that record but it wasn’t verified it there’s no institution that’s internationally recognized as a record setting place in Guinness and there’s another one too so those guys from the Super Bowl halftime show thing there’s another another YouTube channel that does this and institutions that say ok this is a record and they and there has to be some sort of it can’t be what we just did it’s got to be we is it can be weird but it’s got to have some sort of like definitive nature to it and then people can choose whether or not they want to break it or not and we can set records all the time man okay can I can I sit can I shower gays to teeth and shift it all you want Igor’s are UPOV uh holds the world record for heaviest road vehicle pulled by teeth by t think he’s the first guy to ever do that um probably not that seems like something has been done a lot now I’m told that the human jaw muscle is the strongest one in your body but I I thought it was the tongue Lizzie do you know about this really so this is strong correction I’d like to correct and retract my previous state but don’t often do that the tongue is one of the coolest muscles in the body but it’s not the strongest that would be this muscle here they probably as close second I would say but he pulled 30,000 pounds worth of bus over four meters with his teeth that says five meters did I say four you did I don’t know what you looked at five is what for if he pulled it from was he also four did he also is technically over one – right – Ari and he beat his own record so he also comes from a family of acrobatic horseback riders just just so you know I think that’s pertinent what he looked at those horse teeth all the time it’s like I gotta I gotta get my teeth strong one Heath makes sense because I don’t know it just makes a little more sense to me and that’s why I’ve teeth makes sense man I’ve got this I don’t know why but teeth make sense to me now this has 2 4 6 7 10 15 pounds plus rope plus rope is about 15 and a quarter pounds now I mean this this feels like more than 15 pounds when you pick it up on a rope so what I’m saying is can I lift this with my teeth just as a point of reference he hold on I say what if you know but what if you can’t do this I mean what if you’re all just pops out would you permanently dislocate your jaw what does the teeth just come out is it worth it no because it’s not even a record just a it’s a get you know what it’s a good mythical morning record it’s hung on that someone have to go I don’t have to stand on this I think in order to make this work don’t show gosh it’s worrying me a little bit got a rope around his neck I’m just gonna see what I can do guys it’s kind of it is it you did it what where’s the wait straw it’s the jaw yeah is it hard yeah it hurts a little you try I’m afraid now man I’m actually a friend did it I said a good mythical morning teeth teeth pulling record right there people 15 pounds that’s not thirty thousand pound bus but hey you got again this is just our record can you beat it you got to add weight to it I wouldn’t grip the I wouldn’t put your mouth on the wet part that’s what my mouth would look at your face Oh awesome pop was that your knee I hope it wasn’t my mouth it feels it’s very unpleasant I wouldn’t want to I really look like I got my my cheeks are swollen a y’all hmm that was uh I would add weight and keep going but it just you what else you want me to lift it with lift it with uh I don’t know you think your nose I can’t let you what my nose do you think I can let you this feels like I’m gonna break something about I start listening with my look you with your pinky I can’t let the room thank you man I can’t gotta get real close drape it over the pinky here let me drape it let’s do this let me drape it over the pinky alright went off the robot thank you no I’m not gonna let you put all that weight on there I’m spotting you I got it no put it on the ground put it on the ground okay yeah that’s easy okay yeah see we’re learning stuff my pinky stronger than the ho tilt that one up there a little bit look at my pinky man I’m left in pink weights with my pinky let me try no put it down man you want me to just say that I didn’t know how I was gonna feel man oh here we go I got it I’m gonna use my left pinky I’m gonna set the record for left all right we each get a record oh look at that Oh sounds like it’s ripping a little bit again 50 feel like a man hmm look at let’s lift it for something else man why don’t we go what are the body parts do we have we can do the necklace lift michaelis yeah it’s like how can you lift a necklace that’s like the teeth but it’s running neck that seems pretty easy to me look at that guys I just set a record for necklace lifting what about pinky toe so 15 pound necklace man can you live with your pinky toe know whether we’re out of ideas any other ideas about your knee man I look like I’m in some sort of martial arts competition where they required no necks oh oh I’m getting a pitch I’m here to do Qi Gong look at that jaw oh it’s basically like a like something you do in a gym yeah you know yeah but uh i’ma go for the time ago for the teepee game yeah well you know what we should never ever don’t we don’t know anything necklace don’t bring this into a gym we should just use it look at that it’s fashionable it really is entice it has it puts a nice pressure on your neck hey man what are you doing it’s just numb neck lifting it’s like those people who run with extra weight but it could be draped around your neck yes fashionable we could sell these and then if you want to do bicep you can do that take off the way we could call it the weightless which is uh it’s a little confusing it massages the back of your neck when you’d like wait lace you get it or don’t get these little pink weights thirdly lyses you guys you got some you like walk around the neighborhood anything woody the neighborhood Lizzy guys from two pounds and three pounds you’re like high rep it’s okay yeah you did a high high rep low weight does your rope oh this is not her rope

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