GMMore 690: Smashing Piñatas of Our Faces

you’re gonna hit me with that hand don’t go you’re good have you got a pill I got a condition man you’re head of a snake don’t hit me they’ll give me a baby with their head do not hit me again with that hand do not hit me get up Nick you would go to get crashing great go here oh I’m sorry I just fell asleep for a second a really long second oh it works really well okay I was trying to get I want to do something where I could die and I was gonna get you to hit me and then when you hit me I forgot to die so then I had to get you to hit me again so I was like don’t you hit me I did get I didn’t know if you wanted me so I just cry but I came in there with a lot of force really a lot of 4-year Pooky stick and then and you have those came in too that was that’s creepy isn’t it that’s part of the male let’s queue up our song we have a song about male we have a song about male you know what day it is it’s Thursday and Thursday it also means Jen comes in here with letters for us to read letter physical beasts you guys are amazing you mail us stuff and we open it and we get totally enthralled by all of it and here’s the things that try this Jen the weird thing about the way you use the NAP pepper is that you don’t let it zap you back out you’ve all asleep let it beep the whole time it’s soothing it’s like a lullaby so then another person has to come in and correct crack you up it seems like you’re dead like you’re flatline how does this work fast just like that faster you’re not saying grace you’re falling asleep do it again rip whoa James necks broke it only works for Americans khanjan turn on first oh you turn on no it was working it knows you’re not out you have it on the back of the front of your ear I had a hell wink at it like this oh that’s where you went wrong actually that’s exactly what you suppose right take it take it forward I’ve faster thank you you just really gotta fall asleep rested and falling asleep I don’t have ever fallen asleep like that uh no no this is how I fall asleep I mean I don’t fall Celia maybe it’s the right ear my name is Katherine and I come from Poland it’s been ten years since I was last with your language lessons so sorry for my linguistic errors also I’m writing this text using google translator oh goodness GMM is my daily routine for six months but since March 2015 with me in front of the computer sits down my eight-year-old niece I can sense google translator in that we chose good strange and very weird candy coming not only from Polish in be in pinatas with word to be similar to your heads I packed a lot of chocolate bars at this point I would like to apologize to the link for the fact that his pinata also has a beard but this head has spent a lot of time in the box without a razor that was an intentional joke how do you it really without beard this toy look very odd sorry it broke man we broke the nebs over we zapped it well I could do the traditional pinata but since you didn’t punch anyone in the face now you have the opportunity what two key rings I know that did not mention all the names of your crew but I could not find their name record riding from dictation is difficult for me especially in a foreign language in the basket you can hold not only sweets but not wash it because it is made of paper and painted varnish which is this best you guys are gonna need to clear out here we wish you continued success in the entertainment industry for you and all those who work with you I’m gonna crab these bi pinata as soon as you guys katana and wuzzle wuzzle ishka exactly look we’ve got this now we’re gonna take turns right yeah all right put this back on in case I’ll fall asleep during the list all right okay we shouldn’t really have to move because what I’m doing okay Oh almost fell over so first of all you got quite quite the eyelashes you got so I look like all as a guy from the Scots lawn commercial I thought you kind of look like Wolverine you know that’s who this guy looks like that looks he looks like a raira sh buddy so how are we how are we gonna do is you’re gonna take a swing I’m gonna spin you around there’s a so little relative clear just be careful um I don’t want to hit a bobblehead that up a little I don’t want to hit a globe just choked up on the all right stick all right but you you have your now don’t swing until I say swing cuz Jenna and I needed clear you need a clear okay so put the matter of fact I’m gonna clear from the beginning I’ll let gin spin so hold this yes Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred you don’t have to walk with him just do like this Trat Trat Fred Fred Fred crash crash Craig Craig Craig Craig Craig Craig Craig Craig okay dad okay one swing Rhett Fred listen you echolocating yeah everybody on the way thank you see ladies and gentlemen when you want to cred you just have to cried a little bit looks like rag on a head wound did you a you’re going to admit to echo locations though is buried oh thank you give it with my shin with your face give me a hold on I put a hole in it I’ll put a hole in it let’s is do we have any more string let’s see if I can credit just let me see if I can get my I mean I can spend myself gonna stop yes stop no and I am a bit dizzy there’s no right there cut it down this efficiency man’s cut it down right now hit it now credit when he’s on the ground credit when it’s on the ground because come on toss it to me oh I just know I love going faster don’t you see what I did with you look you crowded my lap time you called it you would ompletely caught it didn’t hit your home out here Shawn he knocked it off and then it landed right on top like that totally uncredited is a man all right all right man I’m gonna crab this thing right at you you credit okay all right yeah your laptop yeah what you should do is you should hit it down yeah like a big one hit it down is that right anything the mugs there you go we guys I got a cane boy a whole candy bar came out of it oh ho Kenny bar right coffee bar came out no I’m gonna I’m gonna dump it out right here let’s see what we got in here filter down Eddie just temporarily whoa look at that go oh man this is awesome here I’ll pitch him to you we need to keep these yeah you can all right I’ve got serious headed head injuries take those home you want him back nice fella you want me hit it back to you know where you get the switch places do the same thing hey hey holy SH pinata y’all nut Snickers what the sad what the crap look at that Tara Vita all right I’m gonna pick one one one thing to eat and polish game wow Poland Thank You white chunky white KitKat oh these are cool oh look caramel Mars bars limited edition Oh peanut butter Kit Kat what what what never made it to America I’m opening this right now no one else you got one exploded I’m never Oh crunches is this what you’re gonna write hit this oh my gosh gosh this is the greatest thing I’ve ever had y’all should try some my actual polish candies – hold on I don’t think you guys realize that my life has just changed this is the most amazing thing I’ve ever eaten we gotta move to Poland now I’m moving to Paula point me toward the pole here I go hmm good oh we got a peanut wrong boo-boo so take a good crack concert here Jenn try it out you like peanut butter yes the old-school peanutbutter Snickers on my favorite Wow pretty good yeah that’s one time out you heard it from Jim Wow oh wow he needs to see shoes no no I love peanut butter and I love cake kids I don’t know that we can be friends look at that bar look at this bar hurrah kinda nuts are those nuts beer nuts here it’s a hazelnut bar with full hazelnuts y’all should try these I look and others are we’re cool hazelnuts their little Polish milk milk toffee candies can I have one yes used to eat yes are you from Poland my grandpa’s oh really yeah yes so did you visit him or did he move to can’t move to Canada he immigrated here he gave up his Polish status to be here but they’re not here sorry Canada I’ve been a bullet um they’re good those are good what what did your grandad do for a living right now he’s still living yes that’s cool what did he do for a living uh well he still develops real estate he still he’s still working – he’s not retired yeah of course works hard he’s a real estate developer yeah he like builds big I guess condominiums Upham settings no that’s my dad’s dead my dad’s name is Russ Russ Russ Russ is that short short for Russell Russell Russ these are peppermint patties these are really good these little balls you really do know all this stuff because of your granddad uh partially my granddad but partially um I took a bunch of polish classes in college and my polish professor would bring in treats for us and then shoo cook us meals these are trouble so you took polish classes in college because of your heritage yeah for their polish theater classes they weren’t like holus dieter classes yeah so you like had to wear example crazy I I don’t even it’s weird it’s very strange how is it different it’s like performance art like there’s red cedar then there’s like some weird performance art sort of like hard to watch but I guess they’re a lot of hazelnuts involved maybe based on the holiday judging by the candy yes I would think there’s lots of hazelnuts involving polish these and these are really popular to Brazil ski girls Eskie either your grows instable let’s take the grittiest key to the car I don’t know if these are I’ve never had these oh that’s monster buck monster Oh whole a flavor monster Marsh I’m already out like sure overload is anymore that let’s listen to some crab anymore kick it needs a monster much now yeah smell that I don’t know what this is either Cola flavored it smells like it was really cool yeah it really does it’s crazy whoa that’s for somebody who can’t get enough Cola on their lives I got enough it’s not bad it really tastes like I wouldn’t recommend it though I’ll take some oh oh no don’t do that

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