she’s such a gossip she yeah she pad hate her she cannot shut her mouth if she would just shut up talking about people I’d like a fiery t-shirt right up her nose oh when in doubt get out right that’s the edit note for that one which I use you got to go all the way to Gaza I hate her am i right I’m oh really I mean I chose to has those two minivan women okay I’ve got a great story welcome to go mythical more as a great story great story now whenever we go can I set this up you can do whatever you want well what I want to do is out that way do speak that way cause it’s still hard well you know when shoving him in my mouth I didn’t like speak through a tube I didn’t realize I did realize how big they were I’m pointing at me them sardines are big man it wasn’t a large ones oh they do make little teeny ones but those weren’t a big I didn’t know what to expect when I opened up that can’ turns out I really needed a massage because that wasn’t much of one was it it was chasing what he’s doing but there was a game it’s pretty good and there was I where’d you learn your massages have you have you have you had a professional massage before yeah did you take a class yeah did you wear a karate outfit I did and you floated in on like a weightless roller machine or whatever that’s an e air board floated in on the air board board um what was it you know setting something I would I know I was saying that I would do it again because oh um turns out I’m even an awkward massage from an employee who it does not in their job description maybe should override look at even some nasty we could pick a day at a time skips yeah I actually felt better that all of you were here for it like if it was just me and Jace then it won’t have to spell out how weird it could get yeah okay I have a mythical but I would like I’d like to go back under in a little bit okay all right we can we can write this book I want to go I want to be knocked out can you tell your story I’m just going to shoot I’m really trying I want to hear I started like Casey started three times now okay so as you know we both went on vacations to separate places I actually went down to the San Diego area and what are you looking at I’m just telling a story I’m making sure the desk is not gonna move me down to the San Diego area so I my wife and I and my two children we didn’t just leave them in the house we actually travel with them we’re walking down the main drag down there at the Mission Beach and or Pacific Mission Beach yet who cared and was it’s it’s pertinent to the story oh okay so I care so uh we’re walking along and my wife is just like you know as my wife tends to do maybe your wife does this as well always let’s go I’m gonna go in that store oh yeah I’m like okay that’s great i’ma sit on that bag haha yeah you know what is benches look at any if you’re not married look at any shop that you never think of going in and look for a bench when you’ll find one close but there’s not a bitch close by that’s trouble oh you got to go in I actually this was a surf shop I did make the decision to go in I was like okay go in there and I’ve got my hat on and my sunglasses so you know if you are a fan of the show you’re not immediately gonna Know Who I am so I was in there for a few minutes before the guy was this guy at the surf shop was helping my wife with some shoes and he was let me go and see if I’ve got these in a different size and when he’s walking back by there he’s like Rhett I’m like hey man he was like my name’s Matt I’m a big fan I’m a big fan we watched your show every day here at the surf shop as a matter of fact he pulls his computer up there he’s got it he has some of the backlog episode episodes old episodes on Paul’s he’s paused it yeah but he was washing him he’s like you know we’re catching up on old episodes because you guys are you know on a break right now between seasons I was like well he is a fan he’s watching right now he says I actually just finished making something for you but we haven’t written a letter so I haven’t sent it in yet he made us a freaking good mythical morning skateboard and I’m not talking this is this is what he does this isn’t just like somebody bought a skateboard and painted it he made a good mythical morning skateboard it’s got the rhett and Link logo on it this is like a professional they sell these in the shop no no he’d have to talk to us if he was gonna do that I mean does he sell skateboards at the shop yes he makes he makes skate which they sell at the shop yes yes and he also makes surfboards he has like a surfboard that he made that has a shark’s mouth in the front it’s split and it serves some purpose and it’s got like it’s crazy stuff it eats shark anyway it’s Matt and Alison I need him to fix my snowboard at me a liquid foundation in Mission Beach and what are the chances we just walk into the store my wife get some shoes he gave my wife the friends and family discount on the shoes thank you for that Matt and then he’s got the commodious argument is nothing hi this is sweet man what’s up with the board I told him that we would not wait on it because then we would ruin it and probably parts of our body yeah it’s a party barber so we’re gonna have to hang this somewhere the masseuse could have come in on that do that Witek do did made a skateboard with watching you’re waiting and you’re watching good mythical morning you know walk in there and the mythical you took this cape that’s and I stole this game when you wanna get it that’s not mythical I don’t know what is that’s sweet man like all just wind no more like sweet love sweet thanks for the skateboard Matt and Alison I went on surfboarding and speaking of boards and I broke mine yeah they kept surfing I broke that I did not break the whole board in half like I did two years ago with my other would you didn’t hurt yourself either though I did not hurt myself for a week of surfing you didn’t hurt yourself I only went twice okay um but they were there were big sessions now the swell was huge my sessions were enduring did you see any fights out there any territorial sort no not like that other one um but I broke the fin I’m wondering if he can fix it somebody can fix get he’s in San Diego yeah that’s a long I Hannah did my shipping aboard you should have brought it up gotcha it’s pointless yeah um I wonder if he’s watching this episode and it’s later in time and I walk in then what well that could probably be arranged what I would want to arrange it I mean that’s like calling your radio station saying play my favorite song and then not being as excited when they play it as if it has came off he’s a regular watcher right right he’s watching on other words you’ll know the exact day that this comes out I had a and then you’ll just be in you you’ve got to go to San Diego right now right now and be waiting we can get a whisper mm you can shoot it into the store and when you hear this segment coming on you walk in you should probably film this I mean I’ve got it well snaps at it remember the whisper mm it was a product that you would point at conversation so you could spy on people and it was a there was an infomercial for it you guys remember this the whisper mm somebody never heard of sell that do you ever heard of the whisper mm I have a can I tell my my fans why you’re looking that up it doesn’t seem ethical I had a weird fan encounter at an amusement park went to Santa Cruz and went to Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk and the kids were allowed to just get whatever treat they wanted and Lily wanted these like sugar-coated cashews yeah and in in New York and like stands they have liked them like this just sugar coated cashews and peanuts and stuff like that but that’s what she wanted and so we’re getting them from this guy and they put him in a cone they’re good because they give you a sampling her hot when I get into hoody Kanye was so perfect but then the guy was like he like locked eyes with me in his eye Rhett ha ha ha I thought good good I was like close he’s like like I’m such a and then he started like gushing about how I use a huge fan mythical beasts of course you know I felt great I was like telling my wife and kids I was like see see people knew watch and the guy like some freakish no no discount or no but then when he was done ringing us up I got a skateboard I got nothing except a weird hug the guy was like can I give you a hug anything I was like yeah and he comes around and I gives me a hug but it was it turned into one of those like or coated hands he’s sugar coated cashew him all over your face like all on my back and it it went from just like one of those I’m a fan and I just want a little hug – like I’m bereaved or something he wasn’t he wasn’t upset about anything he wasn’t sad how long was it look you know when you hug so I would let you know I would let you demonstrate it on me but your breath is so horrible that I cannot well the breath would be back here because he like put his chin on my shoulder and it’s like frog oh he he children she had shouldered you yeah his head was here and then he kind of laid his head over and then it was like oh this is a joke this is kind of uh ha ha you know I started laughing he had shoulders you he had shot it was like if you hugged someone had a funeral time it was like I I thought he might have been weeping oh I’m not joking he wasn’t weeping but like and then the grip started getting tighter and tighter and like it felt like a two minute and you didn’t get any free nuts after all after all this at that point I was just for you guys at that point I was just thinking everyone’s looking and this is that version is there a line there’s no line but my family’s looking and a lot of people are going how long did this last like I’m looking at Christy and she’s looking at me my long did it last over a minute no you got hug for a minute I got hooked up in it was just playing wrong oh oh and then it you didn’t say anything I was just hi ha ha ha and the more I laughed the more air exited my lungs nigga hydrator I’m serious and then I thought he was joking and then when we were done it was like he wasn’t crying but there was like he was moved he brought one cashew that’s where they came from the dudes in the back working up tears what he’s doing he made like 7 miles of cashews while he was hugging look behind me look up ah this isn’t he in there with the bag dousing him and sugar no they come out sugar coat oh really yeah he eats the sugar then he cries out the cashews and then uh an hour later I’m walking I’m walking through them one minute hug an hour later I priors I’m walking through the park and he’s office he’s he’s office uh car he fell off his go so funny to me a guy crying cashews and he comes up to me say hey I got some friends here who want to meet you and how’s it go and I would say he’s a 19 okay it may be maybe 17 um there are some guys who want some friends who want to meet you they want you some signs to sign some stuff I know you with your families that well I’m going to the and I said the name of the ride and then it’s a cross part when I get there I get off the ride and he’s there again with friends and there’s more people around then and I like sign some stuff you guys shoot and another guy’s like can I will you sign my breast called it breath and he did yeah you didn’t say I think they were making an awkward on purpose so I talked about it and then he like I signed right here on his pectoral really and then Franco then he said different guy and said can I can I oh no no no I was like uh yeah and he gives me the same hug it like these keys these dudes were missing they were playing they’re totally messing with you and then the other guy says can I give you another hug and then he did it again and I was like they gotta be filming this somewhere this is gonna be on the internet or something I got Punk’d you got Punk’d ugh funk code I got cash ood cuz shoot alright so no skateboard for me so I would just say uh I’m definitely willing to hug I hugged Matt Alison I mean they gave me a skateboard but it was I mean it was normal there’s a normal length right right I would say if you points you break the 12 second barrier with me I’m gonna start prying your hands off it off up I’m sorry I’m not trying to be weird or anything but I just might