GMMore 890: Salt Water Taffy Taste Test

get it back the time oh I’m gonna take this out on that I don’t know why you made me blow right into your face like you didn’t have to do that you didn’t have to like hold me oh I had right I had to the middle welcome to good mythical more oh why don’t we eat some stuff and then open your mail a little bit later cuz today is that I’m so hungry right now for some saltwater taffy alright bring this in so correct me if we’re wrong but we are being presented with some weird saltwater taffies and we each get to snap a one and and and then we’re going to guess what the flavor is look at that look at this one it looks like an eyeball man yeah looks like saltwater taffy can’t you give me that one don’t touch our above with it I don’t have pinkeye yeah I’m another one Lizzy how about just do the one hey hey looking am I good at this one I can I can see you so I’m gonna go just by smell now this is exotic weird what adjectives are you using to describe this unusual on you can expected unexpected yes okay I’m not go there’s not there’s an eyelash on it all sigh lawyer to have he takes his Amy are you preach icing mm-hmm mmm-hmm okay good only luck every clue hmm tastes like a bad summer saltwater taffy tastes like like I had a horrible summer no man this is a good something I can’t just haunting tastes like number this pier and she makes his eat saltwater taffy there’s the only thing she’s got this tastes like winter man it’s got cinnamon in it no apple apple cinnamon is my guest you guys both ready mm-hmm all right an answer in three two one Oh anything yeah what are you gonna do a countdown come on dude don’t steal my answer come up with your own answer that’s what it is though now that you said it you can’t do that you had to do a countdown because then we won’t say the same answer I mean yeah if you say I don’t know once say they’re correct and correct me if you’re wrong but listen when when is not at was when I give a name Israel when I give an answer then he can’t use that answer it’s whoever guesses first then other person has come up with another answer let’s try that I’m tired of the counting okay and yelling you’re you’re both very close do you want to know what it is yeah it’s apple pie oh yeah pie that’s pretty good we can do it any way you want to do it Lizzy well tip Mike my thought is that typically when it’s like really obvious and one of us is going to get it and be right like the candy bar taste test it makes sense for for it to be whoever guesses it first you can do it that way but I’m just gonna use your answer as a unless you have to help myself but unless I’m right cuz I went first and now you can’t give that answer most you can do this one doesn’t this one doesn’t smell hmm so much yeah not in holding I’m dumb rotten something rotten I don’t think they would do that it tastes good to me um he’s got some cantaloupe in there I’m reading your face and see then right or wrong all right okay oh there’s some spiciness yeah I hit that early isn’t it spicy yeah Cayenne Orange high an creamsicle are you guessing hot sauce principal creamsicle orange creamsicle dipped in hot sauce which is my favorite late-night snack so we’re not counting down oh how do you want to do this I don’t care yeah you do you cared before countdown all right you guys ready yeah yeah need answers in three two one hot sauce a creamsicle dip Tabasco it is spicy mango oh oh they sell that out of um like carts some it’s a spicy mango it’s good it’s a Mexican food thing that’s right what is this ooh I can smell I can smooth I can smell guys I got it bad just one I thought that oxygen test from way back this is miss Graham hmm and it’s a great contrast to the last one did you put these in this order on purpose I tried to make a nice palette for you guys a lovely seven course meal mmm like a baton is tough I like it what is it what is it look if the dig came out that’s what it did oh my gosh he came out there it is like a elves tongue it’s an animist um there’s some kinda Jessica’s really clean nothing ever falls on this desk that’s grosser um you guys ready yeah okay three two one Rossetti normal banana caramel nutty banana caramel caramel that is chicken and waffles oh the maple syrup I taste the maple syrup that’s right I got the caramel from I said nutty banana cuz it was yellow and nutty nutty banana y’all got any that nutty banana look at this one this one looks like we suck at this you know what the UM I think the key is knowing what these are before you eat yeah isn’t it there’s no fun in what we’re doing for us personally maybe you’re having fun watching but no you’re not I’m not having any fun um mmm you know what it tastes like the color purple would taste the movie No all right if you could imagine the purple had to taste this would be it a little bit of great hmm I got it I know this one for a fact no all right you guys both ready yeah 3 2 flat grape soda grape soda oh it goes black nope it’s not fizzy it’s unfit son no it’s huckleberry oh I’ll be your huckleberry and get every one of these wrong that was one of my favorites oh it was nice how many more these alright cuz well I’m tracted no I want to know if I’m gonna keep trying to eat them or spit them out yeah I’m full knees man we’re just whip we’re just tasters now master tasters hmm a little mocha happening let’s but let’s work as a team that will be helpful all right let’s work his thing a little mocha a little creek there’s three layers there’s three flavors in this s’mores some more that’s the answer s’mores team answer is s’mores yes you’re right it’s s’mores I like being on a team I can coast I think we’re good now we’re working as a team that’s good that’s good let me pull a little weight on this one okay I’m gonna do any but all right here let me try let me try to redeem myself and not seem like I’m just over here playing in left field with my finger up my nose you poke thanks for Glade left-field just so you did yeah how was that I mean I wasn’t good at it yeah it’s a little pink in a little brown last time I miss me Mitch that’s not my Mitch much bigger house that’s what I don’t know what that verb means but I know what colors it makes I miss you we thinking round but I’ll do anyways let me please let Mitch me be a verb if you’re Mitch is making brown see a medical purpose immediately that’s when I called your beard Mitch do you guys have a guess this one is nasty it’s bubblegum no no there’s a coffee in there bubblegum and coffee come on there’s a nutty if something nutty you some nutty nutty banana look there’s there’s some meat involved would me think about it in the context of meat Mitch if I’m not destined not to taste it he went right in the fresh game and if Mitch was here he would know what is it porkchop I’ll learn your Mitch Brown right I mean it sounds like a an unmentionable body part I don’t know which one like like a very specific part of the anatomy that no one knew was private or even existed like they discover it next year we discovered a new human body part we’re gonna call it the Mitch what would the paint be you got we got a distinct by color here you know Rosie meat raw pork shopping gravy do you want to know what it is roll checking on it it’s maple bacon maple bacon it loses we don’t lose it loses all right this is not easy it’s not easy being us oh my belly caldron she probably saved the weirdest for last just keep that in mind all right the scent is not strong with this one can you hear my jaw popping Alex hmm get over it just kidding my there’s my taste in tuna this is buttery buttery and right to gravy ish no Turkey that’s colder I can’t see your face baloney this one’s not meat-related give us a hint circus peanuts no circuit animal dogs burgers waste elephant hoof you were a circus clown tears peanuts uh trapeze artists sweat UH one other snack it could be tint caramel corn tint off äj– girl or caramel corn all right grab your guitar but kitchens this is fun is not over yet it’s about to get real interesting you know wah-wah-wah hello Jim welcoming oh man um let’s hide this here I don’t want people to see it prematurely Oh God who are we kidding look at this does that say Zulu oh here’s a hint it says Zulu I hold that guess what it is guess what it is it’s polka nut yeah but what what ah painted coconut for what that was an award in 2014 for the most coconut shaped head of any person right very yeah let’s read the letter and see its exact wording my name is Emily Kate Nunez and I’m 18 years old I currently reside in nollans here in Louisiana we celebrate Mardi Gras every year near the beginning of Feb although it doesn’t always fall on the same date on Fat Tuesday the last day of celebration and the day before Lent begins the most prominent parade of all time is held the Zulu parade anyone who goes to the Zulu parade has one objective to catch a coconut well call it in the early 90s the float riders who could not afford to throw beads traveled to the French market and purchased sects of coconuts that we thrown in place that sounds dangerous plain brown furry and full coconuts were truck – crowd and soon became the new norm as the y’alright sure your coconuts give me gas and all that taffy this sounds dangerous Jen keep reading ever been to Mardi Gras oh yeah my god make sense because there’s the beads all the time as years went on it became more and more rare to receive a coconut due to the fact that it was hazardous to be thrown full coconuts at crowds of people duh nowadays the coconuts are hollowed out and decorated in various ways each coconut however go full chromatic it kind of gets a personality of its own much like snowflakes no two Zulu coconuts are the same if you’re handed a Zulu coconut you are a big deal all caps my family now we’re sitting at dinner one night asked for ideas on something worthy of discussing on Thursday to send those two guys I never shut up about you guys get the weirdest things and it had to be something pretty out there it had to be something pretty out there you’re it pretty out there pretty out there Oh had to be something pretty out there that’s good my parents voiced their idea of sending a Zulu coconut but there were a few problems I myself I’d never actually attended a Zulu parade therefore I’ve never been chosen to have a coconut handed to me but my much older brother has three of them so I explained to him my dilemma made him sit through a couple episodes of GMM and begged him to give his favorite sister one of his bizarrely beautiful beautifully bizarre Zulu coconuts the one I have sent you is from Zulu 2014 I hope you guys enjoy your little piece of knowledge mythical wishes Emily go this way just so I know what I’m dealing with here was this a regular coconut that she then decorated or this is how it was given now they give you it it’s a special but who better about it who’s in charge of it the people who do the parade I know that the did they take him no no all I said that it was empty I I heard the part about it being empty but also decorated also yeah because it says in the thing like no to Zulu coconuts or this well that’s true of any coconut I mean well yeah it’s true of people too so it’s like but and her brother was willing to what about I’d give this up they’re still exactly the same genetically Kevin’s married at two of them yeah Kevin’s good look Hotel wish you could see it look good don’t start that again never never told me that Hillbilly for the record I made that up as she watched that episode yet yes yes okay good Thanks still good still great they got oh there’s a lot of comments to bring them on the show oh well the top comment was to bring them on the show with a lot of thumbs up how do you feel to it we got to bring them both on the show see if Kevin can tell the difference in real life we can bring one of them on the show and if they start like throwing a tantrum or something room blazing cut away and then replace something it’s like the Olsen twins yeah you know all that rich old mandates both of them yeah yeah yeah yeah he just gets tired of one and goes the other you know no that’s not that’s not right that’s not right in multiple senses one it’s incorrect to it’s it’s not morally good okay good why don’t we give this a special place oh yeah maybe I owed it into thing yeah all right put it in there thanks for sending us your stuff to our P o box we’re like calm slash contact occlude a Elektra that says why it’s important to you but not so important that you wouldn’t send it to us you

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