GMMore 967: No Thumbs Challenge: Rhett & Link

not satisfying at all did it sound of like wings oh right no it sounded like an old man that got mad about something and can’t figure out what he wants to say like you lose your eyes you took something from an old man closer you’re like are you taking you steal sensor from him and then he’s like we’re gonna we’re gonna good mythical more we’re gonna play the no thumbs challenge it’s a challenge that happens on the internet with either people who don’t have thumbs or people who choose not to use them for the sake of Internet entertainment true how we’re gonna do this you don’t have any questions about your why do I can you what’s the what’s the connection you’ve seen survivor I do I know you were one of those gut it’s like I know every single episode when it first came out tell me you tell me you’re not coming yes I was big enough yeah man there’s so many cameras I mean they do those challenges and there’s so many cameras I remember you telling me about it cuz it was like cool like back there was an ego saw a goat farmer from like Texas or something yeah he was in awe struck me key man and he didn’t he was he was really a fish out of water yeah it’s great it’s really entertaining all for all the tropes that goat farmer was really do you remember from your survivor loving days the immunity necklace was something that came from the local culture and so I thought it would be appropriate for us to have something from our local culture which is Burbank and therefore we got Gorgon to wrassle up a shifter I don’t know Kevin you you acquired this so the GMC story will shift it shifted I mean this is like a Japanese shifter and look I mean you got a guy who’s famous for the shift it and we have a shift it from the shifter don’t look a gift shift in the mouth man alright chase so how do we play this game do it okay so secure your thumb so you can’t use them sorry gonna pull hair out probably don’t say sorry unless you’re actually sorry what I tell my kids okay you really say that yeah I mean don’t say it if you don’t mean it and then what do how they respond to that they don’t say hey okay dad I won’t say I’m sorry I mean would you rather someone say either sorry and yes without a doubt 100% all day every day cuz sometimes it’s just the willingness to say it is all that needs to be said so I’m not really sorry but I’m saying it therefore I care that you think that I’m sorry which is half the battle man I’m never sorry for anything but I apologize all the time this inside and out really I apologize as a function hi I’ve just discovered I’m already having trouble I can’t I don’t know how to get my glasses up without my thumb I usually use the thumb it’s the finger in the thumb so now I got to go for this that was all right what that was awkward what you did ever your face yeah it’s like some sort of salute from an army I don’t want to be in hello can I remove the shift it or do I have to wear this as part of the chain you have to wear it that’s me DuckTales is coming back don’t say you’re sorry if you don’t mean it I mean what do you think would you rather someone say you’re sorry go a little bit higher not mean it or not say it I would I’d rather people not saying anything immediately don’t I guess that makes sense but I mean it’s it’s comforting whether they mean it or not but sometimes the admissions if you’re in the middle of an argument sometimes the admission of like I’m sorry and I don’t mean one of those fake apologies like I’m sorry that your feelings are hurt like I’m not talking about that but just be like you know what I know there’s no way out of this even though I think I’m right but I’m just doesn’t mean anything I was gonna say I’m sorry so this argument can be over would you rather just be like listen I think that I’m right and I’m gonna sit here until you agree with me or we just agree to disagree because I’m not gonna say sorry if I don’t mean it I just think you’re gonna run into problems if you function that way well I I don’t deliver ultimatums like we’re gonna sit here until you mean it just say okay don’t so the challenge is to peel this banana let me get let me get my thumb really far down in warranty cuz I like that thumb right there you’re gonna use that thumb it’s almost impossible to not I think I need a little bit more you mean you want me to take my thumb down I just realized that my thumb was naturally coming up and out yeah there we go yeah yes that’s it yeah just keep your thumb in but it helps when you take the down like that right over the top I mean I really do need to take this off I feel like he’s gonna injure me okay from a Jag I’m trying to get my collar fixed it’s hard to do without a thumb you got it don’t you think yeah this is how they would punish people back in the old days cause stealin something so this is a race counter down – no I looked in your screen and you had peel and I was peelers you got a little head start but now I like this listen I’m sorry that you lost but I mean it’s just movie that we can agree that you won but it won’t be true round two okay I mean already have won but it’d be weird unbuttoned this I think I could live like this did you mean yeah see that was nice see I know that he means it cuz this conversation yeah I mean your apologies are worthless sorry man okay I’m not gonna successfully button anyway I can’t button his shirt width oh my goodness I like I get hell with us all the time I can’t like I can’t button anything man I can’t mash buttons on phones sometimes I have a lot of trouble I got one yeah links gonna be really good at this I mean I’m not gonna get one done not a chance huh – it’s all about the index baby index in the middle but how do you push it through then great thing about this is that not only do you use a new part of your brain but you also look awesome look at us look at how awesome we like here we go are you doing it man this one’s difficult I can’t get it around me this isn’t gonna happen buttons are teeny tiny – there’s not even one up here right never got em all I win okay and I finally figured out putting myself into my chair I do I get extra points for that I did finally figure out how to do it at least up I can unbutton yours you lose you know anything the tech might figure it out the only way I can make it happen is to stick it in with with two fingers like this and then rub it over the top like that there you go hey yeah I could live like this no problem cut my thumb’s off right now is there another channel yeah is this this is the front so we’re tied up at this point oh goodness the winner of this one can do some colouring Doctor Who and horses I’d there’s no real I mean this is not a I think we tied now let’s just go I want the horses because it’s horses but the book is miniature so this is one of those adult coloring books I’ve been hearing about oh yeah viva la Cola which which of you adults here has been coloring books is if y’all been doing this like it’s a thing now people are doing this are you doing it you got stressed out about about not addressing coloring book like what specifically oh yeah yes Stevie because they were just talking about this on the radio yesterday about how book sales like actual book sales of paper books have gone up for two reasons youtuber books and adult coloring books 20th 2015 saw an increase in actual books sold over ebooks like ebooks like levelled out and other books went up higher and they were like there’s only in here on early it’s because of youtuber books an adult coloring book so which so we should we be excited about this that was what I order say think more directly yes they should and we should make a book and it should be a color why do we not have a book because coloring book because we didn’t think it could be a coloring book that’s why you want to both draw this miniature unicorn you want to both to draw like it’s a mythical beast let’s do it let’s race I have to read let’s race to see who can color in their miniature here in the middle though can you see this in the that’s fine if you go outside of the lines you put your penalized penalized penalized in the penal colony okay so don’t giggle at the birds penal colony it’s a it’s another word for a prison now when we first met this in we were held her from recess we were coloring mythical beasts like this and you were doing really really good job and I was like what is wrong with this boy I was just like going like somewhere I was near the line very very hard you were like very lightly shading like Lane three so two one go or you can go earlier that’s fine this is riveting I color sometimes with my kids and then I look up after 30 minutes and they’re not there anymore I’ve been coloring alone I mean with Lando the Auto kids don’t color because they’ve moved on to superior forms of mind machine video games whatnot look at that man the problem is my thumb all the Spears my thumb’s been getting in the way I like you’re suddenly upgraded the problem is my thumb all these years but thumb has been nothing but trouble good work man good work I’m proud of you I’m gonna keep coloring book because I’m I’m not gonna be satisfied a pucker string is not gonna loosen until the UH until I color this whole miniature unicorn I kind of like it not everyone cross that yeah cross that you know they found a unicorn yeah I heard about that yeah in Arctica they killed it on site well it was already suffering yeah I was wounded right so it was it was an act of humanity mm-hmm but the scientists were upset they couldn’t study it while alive because the discoverers of the unicorn wouldn’t let him to it until it was dead yeah and dear what the last thing you said was Harry they didn’t know if it was an additive or proper that we must’ve been in a separate incident yeah couple months ago when they kill the other unicorn he’s mate what well I was tall was she said Harry I know what I was told is it was it said I’m not a unicorn I’m just a horse that got stabbed in the head with some other horn that’s why I’m dying because unicorns don’t exist I’m also in Antarctica which is my my coat is inadequate for the cult I would have died anyway that’s what those are that’s a paraphrase of the last words don’t worry about me please send help and also said that earlier you should just say Harry

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