
hangnail like you know when you’re like rubbing your sheets like on your toe a toe hangnail I’m just gonna let that sit with you you telling me you never had a toe hang now I don’t get I don’t know what it is I have lots of nail problems as you can see I look like I’ve been in some sort of tractor accident but um I don’t have hang nails I don’t get weird cuticle things I just get nasty stuff I like this this nail will start detaching well at your age yeah well no it’s psoriasis under under the nails it’s really unpleasant you look great Smythe day hahahahaha you look great for your age your fingernails look great for their age happy birthday man yeah surprise I got some that was so well timed I got something surprise you know it was your birthday yeah I did I have been speaking about it alright close your eyes I got a present for you uh it was over here the whole time but I don’t think he noticed it as a present because it’s well it’s great all right now don’t open your eyes y’all just want you to feel of it and figure out if you can figure out what it is up higher up higher feel higher there you go mmm what’s your guess it’s not wrapped don’t plant well your clothes right I got a plant that’s great open your eyes happy birthday rat check it out I got you a well this tree this small potted tree this is not a treatment represent well just go with me this represents the trees that are being planted in your honor in the Northern California redwood forest read their certificate readership representation Wow I could tell you printing it here it slow fuzzy the resolution was in honor of honoree here that’s I should have put your name there November 2013 their template how you went all out I don’t know why it says every 2013 I didn’t I didn’t read the top five I feel so special I edited a bottom part I feel so loved in honor of you in honor of oh now November October 11 2016 the redwood forest foundation will plant a redwood tree in a California redwood forest as an enduring tribute to honoree that’s me I ret not just I know you’re still reading but not just one redwood tree I bought you ten redwood trees I bought you a redwood grove that they’re that they’re reforesting this is for real oh that’s okay but I’m not doing this are FFI dot-org ah keep reading this area is used to customize the certificate with a message from purchaser if requested okay so I I have requested and they haven’t sent it you did however go through the trouble of signing it which I really appreciate I think the man and that’s actually not correct either cuz Kathy was supposed to sign Kathy yes Kathy the chairman of the board but you signed it well this doesn’t seem very official well it they’re sending the official one because it what it’s going to say is date 10 11 2016 got it the redwood forest foundation it see they’re too busy planting trees to respond to our emails is harder than just just planning other things the redwood forest foundation will plant 10 redwood trees in Northern California redwood forest as an enduring tribute to Rhett mcLaughlin a loving gift from link Neil his friend and the good mythical crew his employees these trees will grow tall and strong like Rhett they will forever be known as the 10 redwood trees oh that’s cool so thank ya man and so you guys are gonna go plant them no they plant them okay we emailed them and sent them in name and then but then we can take a trip to Northern California and we could like see them and I can hug them well if we can find them yes yeah I mean the point is they’re there somewhere I think they are not gonna be able to tell my 10 trees from the others you don’t cut them down what are you gonna do build a boat I don’t know I mean first of all like a hundreds loader they grow you through like a hundred three hundred years from now you have an old man I’m gonna visit it like the guy in the you’re gonna be buried beneath in the poem I’ll get them to provide latitude and longitude coordinates I think I can I can I request a pattern to for them to be planted in like him right now – I would like yes then the beach your birthday was circle of ten so I can have like a outdoor cathedral like a satanic ritual tables I know just like adjusted monk immune with nature sort of like a nature Cathedral and yeah make their Cathedral known aether Cathedral yeah it’s a those way the nay thirties rule but I thought you deserved it you know um until I you like wood and you like you know you can you gave me a pony I mean yeah many weeks doing great pretty tangible has a name can be visited in pet yeah but but you know I mean that miniature horse is gonna die someday yeah but the trees are gonna seeds are gonna go talk tallest trees in the world of them I only got you one horse right there’s tit there’s it all the time alone you’re tall they’re tall they’re there are it’s replenishing the deforestation that happened up it was real sad who deforested that they’re the jerks lot in church like the paper jerks paper jerk I don’t know what they’re making with the Redwoods I don’t know who they thought they were but 95 percent of America’s old growth read was have been cut with devastating consequences to the forest and its inhabitants 95 percent your donation helps to plant young red was in forests in Northern California hmm Rhett my gift on your behalf is restoring redwood for us that support biodiversity and address climate change you will be able to design a certificate we’ve already been through that part yeah you will be able to design a certificate it’s covered you can just print out the picture on the website and sign it and just but also an option but the money has been sent and the trees are being planted for real like I am I am excited about it I it is go and we will learn a circle and I hope I can visit we will find those trees okay then we’ll find you put chips in each one of the trees like microchips is it like a dog yes they also will do that okay I want all my trees chipped you cannot keep this this is this came from Drew’s office oh that was just wow it was some it is very symbolic how you gonna spend the rest of you burn I don’t know man thinking about those trees just think about trees every planet I might get this frame what I’m getting this frame I mean just think about there’s there’s ten trees out there that wouldn’t be out there if it weren’t for your birthday in my generosity a lot of biomass that’s a lot of biomass that’s a lot of biomass once those things grow up they probably would be the walk to actually you know what but it was someone maybe in someone else’s name and then there’d be a ripple effect that like the very last trees that would be planted those last 10 wouldn’t be playing so there’s two different ways I look at it I mean and I gotta say this is the weightiest gift I’ve ever received I mean literally talking about there’s no doubt that this did the waiters of bodies when they are in full maturation right we probably outweigh all of my other birthday presents ever combined that thinking about how many like Xboxes and Kentucky Fried Chicken buckets that it adds up to when you got just one big redwood tree on average it can reach a height of 120 feet and live for several hundred years thank you that’s that’s itself they grow to moderate rate which means they 12 to 24 24 inches of high in a single growing season so every every year I get to see one or two feet now go back up to my Cathedral and just see you slowly surpass me after just a couple of years we’ll do a time-lapse and and then I’ll check it a long time laughs it’s good it might get weird though I like to be in my nature if they drove by myself Nathan Theed rule I’ve been wear a robe as well another nuts I’ve zipline through some redwoods not yours of course we could install a zipline very short around it’s just it’s a biggest a loop that’s like Chris a corkscrew this is spiral it comes ring you go you get taken up on a thing and you come right down in the Theed rule I’ll add that next year it’ll be two feet tall can we make them into amusement park I’d like to add that I’d like to charge a mission for the spirals and lights a National Forest you know it’s in a national form you can do things in NASH National Forest and people do lots of illicit things in national forests and then they upset I’ve seen evidence they don’t find out for four years right difficult for the Park Rangers to keep up with all that land [Music]
