Good Mythical Weekend. We all have that one opinion that no one agrees with, like socks totally go with sandals or basically anything I’ve ever tweeted. Today’s episode is all about giving unpopular opinions their time to shine. Will any of our headstrong, Mythical crew members be swayed into agreeing with one or more of these hot takes? Let’s find out. This is No Sway. Yes Sway. Hello, Mythical crew. Hi, Stevie. You guys look tight today. That’s right. I’ve heard that a lot. Okay. Never been closer. What about Jordan? One of us will betray you. People know who you are, but I guess say your names anyway and how tight you are. Hi, I’m Jordan. I’m tight as heck and I’ve got some spicy opinions. I want you to drag me in the comments. No, Jordan. I want it. He’s into it. Oh, snaps. I’m Mikayla and I’m hella tight. I’m Emily and my blazer’s pretty tight, I’ll tell you that. I probably need to let it out, but in terms of the other tight, very much so. Okay. I’m Chase. And I’m toy. Toy? I’m toy. Pretty toy. I’m Davin. I’ve been told I’m tight. Jesus. I think I need to do more morning stretches. I can’t even reach my ankle, honestly, that’s how tight I am. I have. I have regrets. We’re learning how many different definitions of tight there are. This is fun. Hi, I’m Trevor and I’d prefer not to comment. Yeah, okay. Somebody’s not tight. Each of you has been assigned a wildly unpopular opinion to defend, all plucked straight from the unpopular opinion subreddit. If you can sway the majority of the group before your time is up, you win. It’s that easy. What you win is the most popular flavor of something. So I’m guessing that’s going to be a good thing. If you lose, you have to consume the least popular flavor of something, and I’ve heard that we’ve also made it even less popular somehow. I don’t know. It’s going to be gross and I’m sorry. But it’s not my fault. So, without further ado, tight Jordan, please take the soapbox and present us with your unpopular opinion. I will go into my hole now. Bye, Stevie. Bye, Stevie. Bye. Hi. My unpopular opinion is that it is okay and cool to suck on your tea bags after you’re done with your tea. KG, can I have my bowl of bags, please? You got props? We got props? Thank you. Yes. No one told me you could get props. People call me the Carrot Top of GMM. I’m also surprisingly yoked, too. Isn’t that kind of weird when you see me without my shirt? It’s like, wow, that guy. Anyway, I’m not. That’s not true. Hi, I think it is cool to suck on your teabag after you’re done with your tea. This is why. We are a wasteful nation. Single use plastics. Thank you, fossil fuels. You’re clapping for waste? No, no. I agree with that. Thank you. Yes. He just speaks truth. I have such good takes. Of course, I mentioned single use plastics, fossil fuels, Netflix docuseries that last eight episodes, but should just be a ninety minute movie. It’s time to put life in your mouth and suck everything it has to offer. Thank you. This is the practice of those of us who hate waste. Your tea bag is in your tea, so you’re already ingesting everything that’s on the bag anyway, so you might as well get the maximum enjoyment out of your bag. Plus, I think this will combat smoking. Here’s why. What part of, this will make sense. Part of the reason people like to smoke is that they know they look cool with something hanging out of their mouth. A tea bag is something that can hang out of your mouth, but you’re not getting all those harmful toxins, and you look just as cool. Allow me to demonstrate. Mid. Anyone wanna go see Taylor Swift? Why does this make me want to? Take it out of your mouth. Grab one. I mean, you got props, right? I mean, like, I feel like. I don’t know why that made me want to throw up. I’m not, no. I didn’t realize this was a prolonged suckle. I thought it was kind of like a. Give it one good suck. It’s a long. It’s a long, prolonged suck. Check this out. Hey. I’m so good. Thank you. Anybody see the new Bridgerton? I’m a cool guy. I hate this so much, Jordan. Sucking on a tea bag. It’s a cool thing to do. Question. The coolest thing you could think of was Bridgerton. That’s cool. It is. Question. What if you are a loose leaf tea drinker? Bro. Pack a lip? You just gotta swallow the leaf. Oh, yikes. I don’t know what it is about it, but it’s making me nauseous. Okay, any more questions, comments from the panel before we move into our official vote? Oh, God. I think I heard all I need to hear. Okay. I really thought I’d have more to say, but I don’t. I don’t. Okay. There’s a lot on the line here, because if you sway the majority of the panel, you get the world’s most popular flavor of soda, which is Coke. But if you don’t, you have to have spicy Pepsi, which everyone has heard of. And basically it says, note for Stevie, the Pepsi will be very spicy. So, okay. With that in mind, now that you know what’s on the line, please show me your vote. In three, two, one. What? I’m willing to give it a shot, but I’m wearing a white shirt, so I didn’t want to try it right now. What were all those mmms about? You guys were mmming throughout my whole thing. Your opinions were good. Yeah, I was onboard until the dripping started happening. I agree. I agree. Yeah. The dripping put a lot of people off. Listen, if I could do it again, would I slobber all over myself? No. I will say you do have the choice to drink this spicy Pepsi with or without the teabag in your mouth. You know what? You’re gonna choke. I have the courage to my convictions, so I’m doing it bag in mouth. I don’t know if I can watch this. Oh, my God. Why are there particles in there? Don’t you. No, no, you don’t have to finish. You don’t have to finish this. No one asked you to finish it. Jordan. Jordan. I drank too much. Give him another tea bag. Give him another tea bag. Give him more tea bags. Will this help? This is the craziest thing. Is it helping? Did you even hear the note to Stevie? Is that gonna change anyone’s voice. Maybe? No, absolutely not. That looks disgusting. Okay, okay. Okay. Please, Mikayla, it’s your turn, and I think Jordan needs to sit down, so. Take a seat. Have a seat. A lot just happened. Take a rest. That was valiant effort. Jesus Christ. I’m more of a spicy Coke guy. Wow. Oh, my goodness. I know I lost, but is there some sort of cooling dairy product? Please. Okay. The tea didn’t work that well.. And that’s because of the tea, right? Not because of the spicy Pepsi. My unpopular opinion is that the middle seat on the airplane is the best seat on the airplane. Very hot take. So, first of all, I think this is the strongest point, too, so I’m just gonna start it off strong. Double armrest, double armrest. Let’s just, everybody take your arms out, put it by your sides, and then just relax into it, you know? Do you feel that? I’m feeling the tightness again. Yeah. This is a little tight. Well, scoot it over a little bit, too. Oh, yeah. You do have a little bit more space. I am. You’re the most middle. I don’t want to man spread here. Well, I guess you’re right. So, the middle seat, you think, like, they deserve both armrests? Yeah. I mean, you are the tightest in. Right in the middle. Another argument that I like to make is less apologizing. So, like, if you’re in the window seat, for example, you have to do double the jumps, you know? Like, oh, I’m so sorry. Can I. Oh, my God, I’m so sorry… Sorry. Less apologizing. We’re women, too, me and you. Right. Women. So only apologizing to one person? One person is not that bad. Instead of two? Yeah. Okay. A lot of energy saving. A lot of energy saving. What about zero person? What if you’re sitting in the aisle? Now, in the aisle. Here’s the thing with the aisle seat, though. You can get bumped. Oh, yeah. Regardless, the flight attendants have those big, giant things that they push. Elbows, legs. So much risk, so much danger. Bruises. Bruises. On your vacation? That’s not fun. That’s not sexy. What’s wrong with that? How does it affect snack service? Is it more or less convenient when getting your snacks and drinks? That is a wonderful question. And you know what I’ve noticed recently, and maybe this is a new flight attendant thing, and maybe I’m a little bit delusional, which I am. I have noticed that flight attendants have been asking the middle seat first what snacks they want and then going to the side. So, that’s an extra added privilege. Because you get first choice, first dibs on whatever you want, whatever snack you want. So I don’t think it affects it that much. Oh, but what about sleeping on the plane? Isn’t the middle seat kind of? See, as a woman, I take this opportunity to manspread. So I will just spread out and just be like. Where the head go? Behind, back. It’s gotta go back. It goes back. Got it. Yeah. Okay. Where the head go seems like a good ending question. I don’t know. Please grab your paddles and vote in three, two, one. We got our first yes sway. Which means that you get the prize of tasting the world’s most popular flavor of ice cream, vanilla, which Jordan has already Eaten. Broken into. Just, like, grab another spoon so Mikayla can hang with Jordan’s ice cream. You know what? Okay, perfect. I’m fine with sharing. See? We’re not short of prizes around here. Thank you, Mikayla. Thank you so much. Emily. Where your head go? Up there. Where your head at? Your seat is hot. My feet are so big. This is gonna be tough. My seat is hot? Yeah. This is gonna be a fun comment section. It’s gonna be so fun. Look at my knees. Look at my weird knees. Okay. All right. Do you remember what your? Shush, Davin. I have an unpopular opinion, and it is that I don’t think it’s cool to wear pajamas in public. I don’t think it’s good. Pajamas are for farting, and, I think, and they are. And you don’t wear underwear with pajamas. Right? You don’t. What? You can. You can? You can’t. It’s impossible. And you shouldn’t wear them outside because, and I do want to specify that gray sweatpants are not pajamas. They are lingerie. So, that doesn’t count. You can wear lingerie in public. Because they’re designed? You can wear lingerie in public, but not PJs? Yes, but I think that everybody can realize it’s just dirty. There’s something hygienic issue there for me, because in the crotch of everyone’s pajamas is either a little tiny hole or, like, a little stain. Okay. Okay. Are you seeing, like, an overabundance of pajamas out on the streets? I feel like this is not, like, an insane. No. Well, at the airport. At the movies. At the movies? Yes, people want to be comfy at the theater. People go to sleep at the movies. Okay. But I think, yeah, I think the modern movie theaters with the kind of layback seats, those premium movie theaters where you get the blanket, I do think people are treating those like their living room. Yeah. The etiquette is going. And I think I have. I think I have seen people in. More people there in sweats, in flip flops, in their Fun Run T-shirts. So, yes. Now, bathrobes, fine. I think you can do a bathrobe, but not a, pajama pants, specifically. Yeah. I don’t know. Wait, so you’re okay with lingerie and bathrobes, but not, like, sweatpants? No. Sweatpants are lingerie. Only gray. Lingerie is fine. She needed a crop. Black sweatpants, also lingerie? No, black sweatpants, only gray. Describe what you’re against, because I think we all have a different definition of pajamas. I’m against wearing stuff that you sleep in outside. But a bathrobe is a post shower thing, so what is that? You know it’s clean. You’re at your cleanest. Because you don’t have to clean a bathrobe. You’re outside, though. Sorry. And it wouldn’t be clean anymore. Bless you. You most definitely. Do you need a tea bag or something? I might need a tea bag. Okay. Get this man some spicy Pepsi to clear him out. I feel as if Emily. My sinuses feel amazing. Has been very clear. I think I said what I need to say. And I think it’s time to vote. I just. Just rude. Ready? All right, that was my final. Two, one. Dang it. Yeah. You must try the world’s most unpopular flavor of La Croix, salt water. No, wait, oh, you put salt in it? I thought that that was, like, a new flavor. What? What? I don’t know. It sounds like something they’d do. It does. It does. Salt. I think I was on board with your opinion until you started talking. Yeah. Damn, Trevor. I’d agree with that. I’d agree with that. Chase, you’re up. Okay. I see, okay. If you need to sneeze, please do it on your walk over. I’m okay. I’m good. Hello, and Good Mythical Weekend. I’m Chase, and my unpopular opinion is running hot pizza underwater is a good way to cool it down. What? You are sick, sir. I hear, I just heard the response, but I’m gonna double down. Yeah, let’s go. I’m about to double down here and say, I believe in this so much after researching it that I think you’re all gonna get up on the soapbox with me at the end of this. It’s not just the paddles. Okay, art’s saying that only one of us can be up on this at a time, but you guys are all gonna be for this. It happened. Trust me. I made eye contact. So, to start, let me just say, what do you do when you get really hot? When you get a overheated, the first thing that you want to do, jump in a pool. It cools you down immediately. It regulates your temperature, and it just feels so good. But I’m not about to put myself in my mouth. I don’t know. I think when I jump in a pool, when I’m really hot, all of a sudden, I just get relaxed. I feel like my temperature is regulated. I’m good enough to eat. So I think if it’s good enough for you, if it’s good enough for me, it’s good enough for pizza, right? All right. It’s twenty twenty-four. That is correct. Yes. You got the year right. We’re all aware that, you know, global warming is a thing. I would go so far to say that at twenty twenty-four, global. It’s like, global hotting. It’s hot. It’s getting really hot. We need to really, like, figure out a great way to, like, rapidly cool the planet, rapidly cool our pizza. And the water is gonna work well for that, too, right? So we can use the water to cool down your pizza. And maybe you’re thinking, okay, I don’t wanna put pizza underwater, because it’s gonna get soggy or moist or, like, anything like that. Right? Maybe. Is that where you guys are headed? I just wanna know, like, the method in which you would go about, like, what’s the specific temperature the pizza has to be like, I just wanna see the timeline. If you ever pick up a piece of pizza and it’s too hot, that’s the temperature that I’m talking about. Right. But I’ll put it in my mouth. Can you explain to us, like, the pizza just came out of the oven? What do you do? Well, if you’re about to take a bite and you’re like, that’s too hot, you go to the faucet, you make it cold, and then you run. So you’re not dunking it in water, you’re just dribbling it? Whatever works for you. I think it just has to be. You’re putting water on your pizza. What if you’re at a pizza restaurant? Ask for a cup of water. Well, you got them now. So, okay. I feel like the hesitancy is coming from the fact that if you don’t want soggy pizza, you don’t want, like, the pizza to be grossed out from the water. But everyone knows that oil and water don’t mix, right? Right. That’s true. Because of science or maybe magic. I don’t know how it works. So I’m telling you right now, you put that water on the pizza, it’s literally all you’re doing is imparting the cold temperature onto the hot pizza. The water’s gonna run right off because oil and water, they don’t mix. I mean. Okay, so really, I think it comes down to this. I think maybe you might not be one of those people who’s like, oh, the water touching the pizza, that’s gross. Whatever. Kind of makes it sound like you guys are toddlers who’s like, I don’t want the chicken nuggies to touch the applesauce, to touch the ketchup or whatever, but if you’re gonna have water and pizza at your meal, it’s all gonna get combined in your belly. This is what I tell my. And time. So, it doesn’t matter. Oh, okay, Emily, yes. Okay. I just have one question. Yeah. Could you show us with your hand? Like, how much of a, how long it would be? Like, is it a? What’s the water pressure? Or is it like a? Water pressure? Well, is it. How long are you getting it under there? Is it like a? You gotta take that thing where you hold the pizza and you kind of fold it so that it doesn’t just flop all down. Okay, but how long is the water? And you go like this. Yeah, that swung me. That swung me, I think. Okay, we ready to vote? I’ve heard enough about this pizza. Here we go. In three, two, one. What? What? What? I’m not voting for the practice, which I think is abhorrent. I think it was well argued. And I, too, think we should fight climate change. Yes. I did say something good. Okay, Chase, you get the most popular flavor of juice, which is orange. Thank you. And you don’t have to share it with Jordan, unlike Mikayla’s ice cream. Is it too cold? Should you put a pepperoni in it? I feel like we’re having a little slumber party over here. Sharing our Häagen-Dazs. We are so fun, saving the climate because I’m on that team as well. Thank you. Yes. Yes. Now let’s make some prank calls to kids in class. Let’s do it. Hey, Stevie. I didn’t mean to scare you. Did you come to join me on the soapbox because you liked my pizza argument? No, art said no. I came to tell you about a new line of dad hats that Sporked has released. They’re, like, really, really cool. They’re like an anti-cool cool if you’re passionate about different things, like fruit snacks and bagged salad and canned hot dog chili. That’s what these hats are for. Because they say each one of the things that I just said, they’re probably on a cool lower third or somewhere on the screen that looks really awesome. So you can. I would be modeling one. Here, put. Hey, post. Okay, let’s not go into VFX work here. mythical.com is where you can get all of these things. And now I will go back to my hole good day. Bye. Sporked hats. I agree. I agree. Okay. I think I’m up next. Go, Davin. All right. You got this. Thank you. That was. Oh, I don’t know why I brought my paddle. I’m sorry. Sorry, Chase, this is your paddle. Thank you. What I have with me. I haven’t laughed that hard in. What you guys don’t have are notecards. Because I am bad at remembering my topics. This will be entertaining. So my topic is, the most comfortable clothing to sleep in is stiff jeans. Exhibit A. Stiff jeans. Have you ever? You’re right. This is very small. This is very unstable. Davin, if you really enjoy sleeping in those, Emily thinks you shouldn’t be wearing them right now. Yep. Well, to combat your argument, Emily, you said that. Whoa, okay. The only thing you can sleep on is clothes. You can go out in PJ, but I combat your argument is that you can sleep in clothes, but not PJ’s wearing out. This is not a PJ. This is stiff jeans. Hence, it’s comfortable in sleeping in. I’m gonna be honest with you. I don’t even remember my own logic. I’m gonna start with an ancient quote. Now you’re starting. The stiffer the jeans, the tighter the sleep. That’s by Mister Levi Strauss. Yeah. Close. And it was a little known fact that this is all notes, by the way. This is all research notes. It’s a little known fact that jeans was originally created as a sleepwear. It just got too hipster that people start wearing them out as fashion. If you think about it, wearing jeans in the bed is the same concept as having a weighted blanket. It’s just cheaper. What? Think about it. Jeans are weighted? Jeans are not cheaper than a weighted blanket. Stiff jeans. The end word here is stiff. If they’re really stiff, you can’t even move at all. The feeling of that, do you know what it feels like? It feels like you’re being swaddled like a baby. Why are your jeans so stiff? Yeah, what are you doing with jeans? You just go to, like, I don’t know, a Goodwill or something. Find the stiffest jeans that you can sleep in. Now, hang on. Those are stiff for a different reason. You don’t want those. Stiff jeans. Somebody else put these on their body and wore them outside. Well, I mean, you don’t want to wash them, because that will make it less stiff, obviously. You just wanna, like, grab it. So dirty. So, to preserve the stiffness. Yeah. If I’m following your argument. That’s correct. Yeah. To preserve the stiffness of these jeans, you don’t wash them? But, you just put them on and get in bed? Are you disposing them after every use? You can. If you have that disposable income. I don’t. Wait, I thought we were against climate change, right? That’s anti-climate. Yeah. That’s correct. We just reuse the jeans. You want to? I said it’s anti-climate. Yeah. And if I may convince three of the jury here, the men, Jordan, Chase, and Trevor. Thank you. Thank you for catering to the men for once. I’m listening. I’m listening. Stiff jeans keep everything in place, if you know what I mean. Just imagine. Penis and balls. Interesting. You’re sleeping at night. A burglar came into your bedroom. Wait, wait, wait. What does this have to do with penis and balls? Hang on, let him finish. Let him finish. No, this is kind of hot. Yeah, I know, I’m kind of. What’s he do? You know how in the middle of the night sometimes, you know, things can just, like, rise up without you wanting it? And like, with just stiff jeans on, been. It’s been a few years since that’s happened. You can just, like, fight the burglar without having to embarrass yourself. You can just like, wear it as protection both from crime and from embarrassment. Just, again, I just want to recap. Stiff jeans. If you’re wearing stiff jeans to bed and a burglar breaks in, you can fight him without having to worry about your erection. I’m gonna pee myself. You gotta stop, man. This is insane. If you’re a burglar, if you’re a burglar and you’re fighting someone, and they have an erection, you have stats. Oh God. I mean, that implies that the person you’re fighting is perhaps a little unhinged and maybe you. Anyway, I would think the erection would be a deterrent. Never mind. Someone breaks in, wait, wait, wait. I’m hard. Well, exactly. You don’t worry about that. Steal my TV. No, but if you come in and, if the burglar has an erection, you go, hey, man, you got to get yourself some stiff jeans. Exactly, exactly. You got to get stiff jeans. And with that. Stevie, can I end my argument with something? I always live by this motto, okay? This is the longest episode of all time. I always live with the motto of, like, if it rhymes, it’s true, right? Do you know what stiff jeans rhymes with? What? Sweet dreams. Thank you. That’s my argument. It doesn’t. Okay, are we ready for some voting? Yes. Three, two, one. Yeah. Hey, come on. Okay, you’ll be consuming the most unpopular flavor of soup, which is beef fat. It doesn’t sound so. Oh, it says, note for Stevie. The soup will be made very fatty. I’ve been working out for the summer, guys, come on. The stiff jeans had to fit. Fatty soup. And the bowl is really warm too, Stevie, so it’s hot and fat. Can I just like? Oh, my God, that smells really fatty. KG, I’m sorry. You took a huge sip. Where’s the bucket. Where’s the bucket? Where’s the bucket? Swallow it. Oh, what a weenie. He did it off camera. Swallow the fat. Swallow the fat. That is pure fat. Wow. I kind of feel my cholesterol level just like, rise up. And then you won’t be able to fit in the stiff jeans. Okay. Trevor, Trevor, let’s. Yeah. Emily. Yes? What do you think? I think that we should have a special, Good Mythical Weekend bucket with all of our names on it. Like one singular trash can? Yeah. For all of us. All of us to share our barf. Okay. Here’s five things that you should do to not get hard when someone invades your home. I’m listening. Okay. My actual unpopular opinion is that cemeteries are a waste of space and everybody should be cremated or turned into like a tree or something when they die. Wow. And there’s a lot of reasons. Okay? So hear me out. Think about someone, with someone one hundred years in the future. They’re going around to the cemeteries and they’re digging up your bones. What might they be doing with them? Okay, now we’re all getting horny. Now. I’m saying, do you want someone doing something with your bones a hundred years in the future? Depends. No. Do you have stiff jeans on? Wait, wait, wait. In a hundred years in the future, people are gonna be ravenous for bones is what you’re saying? Well, I think they’re ravenous for bones now. But, you know, who knows what in a hundred years they’ll be doing with them? Think about it. Think about it. Think about it. Okay. Imagine the cemetery isn’t there. All the things you could do with that space. Like a Dave and Busters. Dave and Busters. Family fun for all. I’m listening. You can drink beer around kids. It’s great. Get really drunk and shoot hoops. Oh, okay. Think about this. There’s only so many cemeteries, but if you get cremated, you could put your body anywhere. You can just spread the ashes anywhere you want. Trevor, can you list some examples what one might do with bones? Well, I mean, there’s a lot of examples. Let’s be real here. Don’t bring me back to the stiff jeans. Someone could make them into a necklace, you know? And what if it’s a bad person? I support creativity. But what if it’s a bad person wearing your bones? You know? I put a curse on my own bones, so they’re gonna have a hard life later. You’re pre-cursing your bones? You’re pre- cursing. You’re getting ready? Your time is coming to an end? Drink zero calcium, like. Listen, if you’re out there, have some batteries for your smoke alarm, have a flashlight in the house and pre-curse your bones everybody. Take one thing away from this video. Pre-curse your bones. Trevor, I guess I’m wondering. Okay. About the, the use of cemeteries for reflection. Like, it’s a place where people go to remember their loved ones, remember their legacy. So, you know, obviously you’re thinking of the bones, the spirits of the people. But what about their families needing a place to reflect? Well, okay, so that’s a great question. I’m glad you brought that up. How do you feel about lemons? I’m sorry? Imagine you have those things where they can put. They can cremate you, and then they put your ashes into a little tree, and you could grow a lemon tree with your ashes. And then someone could go have a nice lemonade. They could make a lemonade out of your dead body. Or they can reflect under the tree. Or they can reflect under the tree. That’s a great point, too. That’s pretty cool. There’s so many better uses for dead bodies other than putting the bones in the ground. I really think that we should think about the bones here. I really think we need to go back to that. But how can bones fight climate change? Well, but that’s the whole thing is that it’s going into the jar. How does it get into the jar, Trevor? Wait, I have a question. How does it get into the jar? I’m not a mortician. Who’s making these jars? I don’t know who’s making the jars. It better be. How about all the waste of stones? Precious stones going into headstones? We could use those stones for so many other things. Like building a Dave and Busters. Yes. All right. That’s all. That’s all I have. Okay. I think it’s pretty clear. Let’s vote here in three, two, one. Yes! Did he run the board? Yes! Wow. Okay. You get the most popular flavor of Gatorade, which is lemon lime. You avoid the least popular, which is apparently pepper and pickle. That sounds kind of good. It’s good. I have to pee so bad. I should not be drinking this. And, you know, there’s not an ultimate winner of today’s game, but now there is. And it’s Trevor. Yes. Thank you. Anybody want to go to Dave and Buster’s later? Yes! Only if it’s made of stone. Okay, and of course, as Jordan said, the one takeaway from today is that you should pre-curse your bones. Thanks for hanging out with us, and we will see you next weekend. Bye. Show your local grocery store you mean business. With the new Sporked collection, featuring three new hats and tote bags, available now at mythical.com