Good Mythical Weekend. Today, we’re once again bringing in strangers from the internet in an attempt to find love. And if anyone has experience with strange men, it’s Rhett and Link’s own coordinator, Jenna. How do you feel about that intro I just gave you? Uh, strange men are my specialty, so. Okay, great. This is For the Love of Jenna! Jenna, it looks like you’re in need of two more people to help you decide between all of today’s hunky hunks, huh? Did somebody say hunks? We’re here to make love. Oh my goodness. Happen for Jenna. Oh, yeah. Boy, boy, boy. Jenna, to help you find love, your good friend Mikayla and the guys who pay you have offered to join and share their opinions and support along the way. How’s everybody feeling? Oh, I’m so excited. I’m so nervous for these guys. Just kidding. Well, yeah, I was like, what are you nervous for? You’re nervous because you’re going to be awkward, or I’m going to be awkward? I’m just happy for you, Jenna. Oh, okay, thanks. Oh, that’s sweet. You know? Yeah, yeah. But he is going to be awkward. Yeah, he’s gonna be weird. I’m excited. I don’t think, yeah, I think it was also to me. I’m excited to meet the men. Okay, originally we had one simple goal for this episode, which was to find Jenna a date with a firefighter, because that’s, that’s your thing? I’ve never dated a fireman. You like men in uniform. Yes. Are you trying to say it was our idea that you like firemen? Um, it kind of, it was, though. I think it was. It was, though. It wasn’t him. My thinking was, I knew you liked men in uniform and I figured you liked men with big hoses. But firefighters are, like, almost always married. Well, that’s the problem. We couldn’t find a single one and I mean that literally we could not find a single firefighter, they’re all with somebody but don’t worry. What’s the point? Well the guys today you could have a fiery spark with. And that’s what we’re hoping for. So all four of the men we’re about to dissect here are actually here waiting backstage. And once you’ve made your final decision, you and the lucky gentleman will move right on over to your first date for us all to watch. Are you ready to, to meet the love of your life? Yes. Yes. I am. Well, let’s, let’s jump in. Here’s our first dater’s profile. Meet Tennyson. He’s new to the city and spends his time reading, hiking, and hanging with his cat, Bruce. I wonder if his hand is stuck to his face. Like glued on? Yeah. He’s covering a zit or something, a blemish. Definitely. He’s a Libra. I’m a Libra. Does that mean anything to you? Um, not really. I’ve never dated a Libra, so that, that will be, that’ll be interesting. He’s 28, maybe a little young, but we’ll see. I mean, I’m 35, hello. Um, production manager, actor, like long term, open to short. Yeah, how do you feel about that? I like that. That’s fine. Long term is first. He’s probably not ready for marriage. Are you ready for marriage, would you say? Yes. Sounds like a yes. Yeah? Yeah. We can take care of that today, too. But what if the way, what if the way you pronounce his name is just Tennyson? Tenny son. Would that change anything? Yeah, I’m gonna say it’s Tennison. Like Tennessee, Tennison. Tennison. Okay, feel free to swipe whenever you want. Um, uh. Hold on, did I do that? Oh wow. This year I really want to continue working on bettering myself and be open to change. That’s a good one. Yeah, I am also doing that. Love, love. It also sounds like something a psychopath would say to seem like they were a caring person. Which is also what I do. At a party, you’ll find me hogging the chips and dip. All right, a dip guy. As long as he’s willing to share the chips and dip. If he’s hogging it and I can’t have any chips and dip, no. He said he’s hogging it, so you probably won’t. I don’t like that. Okay, swipe. Let’s see. Okay, it’s camping. Okay. He’s an outdoory guy. Best place I’ve ever traveled. Olympic National Park. I haven’t been to Olympic National Park. But you like being outdoors. I do like being outdoors. I camp often. I have a tent in my car at all times. Oh, really? Yeah. You typically like to camp alone. You do a lot of solo trips. Is that by choice? Pfft. I mean, do you wanna. Yes and no. Do you wanna camp with a guy? Right. Would you invite him to camp? Uh after a few months of getting to know him, make sure he’s, he’s, like, not psycho. A few months? Wow, going alone into the woods with a man, you’re saying you need a few months of trust. Yes. That’s understandable. Okay, he has very technical shoes and pants and a jacket. How do you feel about that? This is like a man who’s been to REI. I would prefer he go to REI than other sporting goods stores. It’s co op. Okay, anyway, swipe. Oh, we’ll get along if you’d like to commit to the bit and have had a little bit of therapy. Oh! Just a little bit of therapy? Right, you don’t want somebody who’s been going, who’s had too much therapy, you know what I’m saying? Because then it’s like, did you need all that therapy? That’s what I’m saying. You don’t want no therapy or too much therapy. I think this is the sweet spot. Just a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This picture is such a choice. What is this picture? Yeah, really. I think he’s committing to the bit. He’s committing to the bit. Yeah, it is a bit. What is the bit? Mmm. A filter. Uh, the point. He’s doing the point five trick. Point five real close and there’s probably a voice that goes along with this. Oh, yeah. I’m sure we’ll hear it. Uh huh. I hope we hear that. Yeah. Can you do the voice from the thing? May I point out, Jenna? Yes. There’s something that we’re not getting at all. Okay. Lower body. Lower body. Fireman energy. Oh. There’s no uniform energy happening here. You know, I might not give that set up to the rest of the episode if we’re already there. You know what I’m saying? I’ve seen the rest. But will he save you from a burning house? Or even a house in danger. I don’t know. I don’t know. If it’s a bit. If it’s for the bit. If it’s for the bit, he’ll get you out of there. He will for the bit. I think he seems pretty capable. I might be more capable. Yeah, you seem like a woman with a plan. I’m a quite capable person. Yeah. Thank God. You are. You are. This is why I work, this is why I work for YouTube. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I will also say, back to the camping, we did run full background checks on everyone. Oh, good. So, you know, you don’t have to wait a few months if you really like them. Great. That’s not the response we get? Okay. Okay. Slide? Yeah. Oh, that’s his cat. Okay, I like this picture. Oh, we have similar. We love our little bracelets. My guilty pleasure is everything because my mom was Catholic. All right. All right. I like that. I like, I like that. So Mom was Catholic, Mom was Catholic. Religious drama, let’s go. He wasn’t, so he has a little bit of that Catholic guilt. Was, so is she not anymore or is she dead? Oh. That’s the question. We can ask. We can ask. We can ask. We can ask. What’s your preference? Listen, my parents are both dead, so it’s kind of easier if we all have dead parents. I don’t know. But what if his mom lives inside that cat? Whoa. And that’s the connection. Okay, for the last slide, we do have a voice prompt. My friends would describe me as just a guy. Just a silly little man. Hangin out. I liked that. What’d you think about the, it was raspier than I expected. He doesn’t sound like a guy who does bits. Like, you guys sound like guys who do bits all the time. What are you talking about? That’s what his friends describe him as. I don’t think he has good friends. Basically nothing. Like, he gave you nothing. He gave me nothing. He gave me nothing. No, he gave you little man. Little man. Silly little man. Which is not fireman energy. Again, I know we’re not looking for firemen, but we’re looking for some fireman energy. Yeah. That was Tennyson energy. That was very Tennyson. That was Tennyson energy. That’s what you can expect from somebody named Tenny. Okay. All right, well, next up. You might find this suitor at the Renaissance Festival on a run or in a sauna. Meet Ryder. Ryder with a Y. I heard a genimated noise when he popped up. What was that noise? He was cute. It’s, he’s cute. But make the noise. I like, I, I dunno what noise I made. He’s in a suit on top of a mountain Exactly. I like it. That’s hot. So how interesting. That’s hot. Yeah. Or is it douchey? I don’t know. I mean. I don’t know. It’s, that is quite some elevation. He literally stands on business on the top of the. Ooh! Yes! Love how he stands on business. I mean, look at this guy. He’s a sag. Uh huh. I like that. I like that. He’s a commercial property manager. He’s a real estate guy. He works out very often. He doesn’t even drink, because alcohol’s poison. Yep. And he’s looking for something serious. I love that your serious is something serious! Well, it seems like if Ryder doesn’t work out for you, Jenna, then Rhett will. Rhett really is interested. I’ll go hiking with him. In a suit? I’ll take a ride with him. The no drinking I’m totally fine with as long as he doesn’t mind that I, I, I like drinking. Yeah. Okay. So far, uh. This is looking nice. Uh, 6’1 that, um, I’ve never had a com, a long-term relationship with a man of, um, that tall. I’ve usually like under six feet. Yeah. They’re my really, I like my, my short kings are great, but totally open to a taller man. Okay. For sure. You like a little man. Yeah, yeah. A little, little man. Not. Uh, I wasn’t applying that with that either! Why did I make that motion? You made the motion! And I was like, ahh! Swipe, swipe! Okay, here we have him in another mode, athletic shirt mode. Oh, he’s got a Tough Mudder shirt on, I’ve done that before. And he wants to go scuba diving, which I could show him how to do. I mean, this is really. It sounds like he’s the perfect match for you, Rhett. It’s really working out. It’s just a way for you to hang out and find new friends. It’s not about me. Find Rhett a friend. Again! It’s never about me! Well, I did mention that he’s a renaissance festival guy, and Jenna, I know you’re into that. I am. But Mikayla, didn’t your. Oh yeah! How’s that? Can you give us a little update on your dating situation? Because he was a renaissance fair guy. He sure was. And um, What can I say? I’m just, you know, don’t go on a dating show if you don’t want to date. That’s all I have to say. Ooooooh. Ooh. The tea! Wow. Okay. Have fun at the Renaissance Fair, though. I won’t see you. Well, when I run into him there, we’ll have some words. I’ll have some words. Yeah, yeah. Let’s see what else we got. The best he ever traveled is Iceland. He’s liking the outdoors. Yeah, I’ve never been to Iceland. It’s on my list. I’ve been wanting to go there. And his simple pleasures are bad horror movies and smoothies. No. What’s the no? Well, I’m not a horror movie fan. I don’t like scary things. I mean, bad ones, probably I can work with. Simple pleasures, a smoothie, okay. What? I’m gonna throw up a little flag here on that one. It’s a simple pleasure being a smoothie. I’m, yeah, I’m with that. That’s Link’s thing, yeah. He approves of that, I’m sure. It’s simple, it’s drinkable, you don’t have to chew. Yeah. I think there’s a lot of alignment here. Let’s not get hung up on smoothies. I’m not gonna get hung up on that or the bad horror movie thing. Yeah, that’s not too bad. I don’t think that’s too bad. It could be worse. He could be a little guy. On Iceland, that’s where I’m hung up. Really? Why? No. Let’s see what else we got. I geek out over fantasy novels. Okay, I do love fantasy novels. And you like the fantasy romance novels. Tell them more. Yeah, I like fantasy novels, but I also like fantasy romance novels, yes. Batboys. Batboys, yeah, love my Batboys. Dragons. Is he a Batboy? Is he dressed as a dragon? He looks like he’s dressed as a dragon. He wears interesting outfits for these activities. He does, yeah, which, um, I love a good theme. So, that’s fine with me. I’m changing my mind about Ryder. I don’t know if I wanna hang out anymore. Why? When people show up in weird outfits like that, I’m just saying, I don’t know. Just for, I’m just looking out for you, not for me. Good point. The suit on top of the mountain didn’t bother you. No, that was cool. Okay. Let’s see what’s next. Uh oh. Oh! He’s got a friend. That’s a good pose. That’s fun. But people often compliment him about his voice. Oh! Yeah, I’m excited to hear his voice then. I’m sensing a, what I might call Markiplier energy so far, you know? I don’t know if that’s good or not. And so. Very successful. So I just, I’m thinking that if he ends up with Markiplier’s voice in a minute, when we hear his voice. Like that could get really interesting. Okay. For who, Rhett? For you again? For Jenna! Okay, I just want to make sure. Okay, let’s hear that voice then. Swipe. Three adjectives my friends would use to describe me are competitive, silly, and healthy. Competitive, silly, and healthy. Healthy? Healthy. Okay, cause he works out often and he loves his smoothies and he doesn’t drink. But he’s silly. But he’s silly. He’s silly and competitive. How do you feel about that? It depends on the kind of competitive. Like does he have a handle over his emotions? I don’t think he talks about therapy at all. So has he properly explored his emotions? I don’t want someone competitive that’s gonna throw a fit, you know? These are good questions, Jenna. You don’t need us. You do not need us at all. Okay, so we’re gonna ask him about therapy and we’re gonna ask him about that dragon suit. I think you’re the only one bothered by the dragon suit, Rhett. Up next, we have a man who also loves committing to the bit. He has broken his nose six times and has been hip hop dancing since he was little. Meet Brennan. Brennan. Okay. That was such an interesting description. He’s a hip hop dancer. Okay, how did he break his nose that many times? From hip hop dancing? It’s called breakdancing for a reason. Yeah. Okay, all right. 30, another Libra, whatever that means. To get back out there. That’s a new one. He’s been taking a break. Yeah, he’s going to get back out there. What is he. Maybe he needs to rebound. Ooh. I’ve already been through that phase. He should have found me a few years back. Ooh, yeah, so you’re saying that to get back out there might mean because he’s still, like, recovering from. Whatever happened. A bad relationship. Unless he’s getting back out there because he has fully healed. Yeah, which we could find out he has hopefully. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Also not a drinker also a daily worker outer That’s that’s good. I need a little motivation, so that’s fine. Does he seem happy or sad to you, or a little mix of both? Yeah, look at his eyes. Yeah, he’s. He has kind eyes, but they look kind of sad. It looks kind of like the eyes of a baby that’s still trying to figure out shapes. Oh, wow. Okay, you said it. Is he back there hearing this? He will hear it eventually. Sorry. Yeah, he will. Sorry, Brennan. Okay, let’s see what else we got. At a party, you’ll find me in the kitchen saying, y’all need help with anything? Knowing they do not. I don’t like that. I don’t like that. If you know they don’t need help, stay out of the kitchen. Is this the same guy as the first picture? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He’s happier now. He’s happier now, yeah, yeah. I’ve never seen somebody change so much from a little bit sad to really, really happy. He can see shapes now. Yeah! He’s in the kitchen instead of partying. Like, being a normal partier. Like he’s literally in the kitchen. Y’all need help with anything? Bothering people. And just standing there in the way. In the kitchen. Yeah, you’re bothering people. I don’t like that. Get out of the way. Yeah. Wrong energy here. Yeah. Yeah. Wrong energy. We’ll see what’s next. We’ll see what’s next though. It’s not, yeah. This year I really wanna decorate my room more. I’m not helping with that. I’m not helping with that. He better not be trying to find me to help him decorate. He can sort out his own life. And, and notice he doesn’t say decorate my house. Just his room. Just the room. Just the room. I mean, it’s, it’s who does he live with, right? Who does he, how many do you have? Right. Uh, nothing against that. I’m just saying you might, yeah. It might, it might be a thing for you. As long as it’s not, like, just posters just, like, taped up. Posters of LeBron James? Because he won’t shut up about LeBron James. I have no opinion. Uh, I have no opinion of LeBron James. I want to hear him talk about LeBron James, actually. I’m just interested to see his interest. Yeah. The best place I’ve ever traveled. Okay, I’ve never been to France. Besançon, France. Okay. What are we supposed to do with that information? Yeah, why that, this is a prompt for more questions to follow, kind of thing. Like, where’s that city, how big is that city, why that one specifically. What’d you do there? What’d you do there? Yeah. Did you get a magic lesson? Yeah. You think he’s giving magic energy now in his shirt. Well, I don’t know. I was about to ask, what do you think of his eyes in this picture? A lot of times a black shirt like that with the sleeves all the way down just means you’re a magician, because you’ve got things hidden in the sleeves. Yeah. No eye contact. See, I worked in the service industry for a long time, so to me, I’m just like, he might be a waiter. Okay. The waiter magic line is really. It’s fine. There’s a lot of, there is a bit of overlap. Um, okay, let’s yeah. Okay. As long as you quote, I think you should leave. I’m not familiar. So this is my guilty pleasure, one of my favorite television shows. Oh, okay. It’s a sketch show. It’s very stupid. Okay. I like stupid shows. Uh, it’s really stupid, though, Jenna. Like, it’s so stupid that even someone like me who likes it will cringe while watching it, and that’s part of it. But then there’s other parts. Oh, I don’t like cringe shows. Yeah, I feel like we have different comedy. Mm hmm. Styles. Well, let’s, let’s hear his voice in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And my go to dance move would probably be the criss cross back heel touch at the beginning of the Soulja Boy, Frank, that dance. Oh! Okay! That’s been my go to move for almost 15 years now. Yes. That is literally, it has a name. It’s Lean With It, Rock With It. Thank you very much. I wonder why he didn’t know that. He’s a hip hop dancer. He’s translating it for everyone. Yeah, okay. So he’s a white people translator. Right, yeah, yeah. We need that. Y’all need that. We do. We need it. Um, that’s a fun dance move. He’s your bridge to the world of hip hop dance. Is he my bridge? I know hip hop dance. I’m here too. There’s other bridges. Than a white bridge to hip hop dance. Hold on. So you, you, you are a hip hop dancer? I know some dances. I went to the club. Okay, finally. This last potential dater is highly skilled in turning emails into PDFs and is the first and last one on a wedding dance floor. Meet Riley. Love that. Love that. Okay. Even taller. He’s 6’2. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. I never look at the heights. I’m looking at other things. Legal assistant, so he knows law? Yeah, legal assi, legal assistants often turn into lawyers. Yeah, okay. And you know what? He’s got it. He’s a social, occasional drinker, which feels like a nice, moderate approach. Uh huh, uh huh. Love that. Monogamy. That’s nice. Yeah, long term partnership, love me, love, great. And then a few times a week. He’s not pretentious, you know, he goes just sometimes. Yeah, he’s not like everyday, he’s not like, I never drink. Yeah. I think there’s a lot to like about these little descriptors. It feels honest, actually. Yeah. And it feels like genuine happiness, like it doesn’t, it’s not a strange mix of sadness and bewilderment. It’s like, it’s just, it’s just, it’s just, it’s just, hey, I’m just here. Take my picture. Alright, let’s see more of Riley. Yeah, yeah, yeah. At a party, you’ll find me all over the place. I love to float between conversations. That’s a good, that’s a good party guy. Love that. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, people often compliment me about my vocabulary. I’m a words gal. That’s, that’s good. Uh, he, he reads. Not only does he read, but he chooses to use those big words to the point that he has a reputation for it. How do we feel about that? That’s a technique of mine. Say a big word right now. Um, gesticulate. Okay. Yeah, I wonder, like, how sincere the compliments are. Like, the compliments that he’s receiving, like, are they sincere? Are people like, another word of the day from you. Or it’s like, oh, he knows a big word. This is a tough question to answer, though, because, you know, it’s like, what do people compliment you about? Like, maybe he’s just being a little, you know. I think this is a great way to showcase that, uh, he is intelligent. Yeah, maybe he’s being a little self effacing. Which is a rather. That’s a good word, Rhett. Good word. That’s a good word. That was a good word, Rhett. All right, let’s see what’s next. Let’s see what’s next. Oh! Oh! Wow! All right, he fully commits. He fully commits to dancing. Oh, that’s a that’s a dance. Yeah, he’s on the dance floor. I didn’t know if he was in some sort of worship service. Dating me is like if the random Wikipedia article link gave you compliments to. Okay, so he’s a random fax guy who would give me compliments. I’m a random facts gal. I got a lot of weird stuff in this brain. So, uh, I feel like that’s fine. That’s good. And he’s not afraid to be a fool. And it’s actually making people have a genuine This guy’s not annoyed. He’s not like, Oh, here he goes again. This guy’s like, yeah, this is fun, man. Like, that says a lot. I’m glad he’s in the picture. Yeah, this is similar to the energy. It’s similar to the energy that I bring to dance floors as well. Like, similar, similar energies. But, um, I don’t do that usually because I’m in a cute dress. Okay, next. We’ll get along if you don’t take out your phone at the movie theater. That’s my current number one annoyance. Yeah, I hate that as well. Like, genuinely. I’ll take off my Apple Watch too. Cause I don’t want the, I don’t want a little Um why is he flicking off the horse rider? So, I guess he’s outdoorsy too. Why the flipping off? And not directly at camera. That is an interesting picture to submit for a dating thing. Um, just showing aggression. But it’s like passive aggressive. I like full on aggression. Like, flip off the horse. The picture should have been him fully flipping off the horse. Like, whatever that horse did, let the horse know that it pissed you off. You’re saying he’s a coward. Yeah. Uh, alright. Next. Oh, he’s got a cat? A kitty! No, the cat! Oh, he does the thing where he flips his hoodie, uh, so that the cat can, can sit in the little hood. Yes. And that’s cute. Mm hmm. He geeks out over movies, trivia, games. When I get into something that’s likely, I’ll dive in deep. I do like trivia, I like movies, I like games. I wanna know specifically what you geek out over. Like, I feel like those three things are like, too broad. If that makes sense? Like, he should’ve named a specific thing. Right. And then we could’ve judged that. Yeah, it’s all very broad. There’s a lot going on in his bedroom. Oh, what do you see? He’s got clothing kind of everywhere. He’s got that clothing chair in the background. And he’s draped stuff over that door. He’s got, uh. Is that a towel on the edge of the bed? That’s a good question for him, Jenna. Some people dry off like that. You put a towel on the bed and you just sort of rub on it. Okay. But he has a vacuum cleaner on the left, and I like that. He also has, uh, one of those air purifiers. Right, and I think that’s a router coming out from behind it. You shouldn’t put those next to each other. That also looks like a plastic container for a side table. He’s got plastic drawers as a side table. Okay. Yeah, he’s itinerant. How old is he again? I think he was 30. He’s 30. He’s 30. No, I mean. His living room probably has camp chairs. Oh. I do love his cat. Okay, but maybe he has a great voice. Yes, let’s hear his voice. My best celebrity impression is probably, uh, Kermit the frog. Uh, and I’m looking for my Miss Piggy. You know, a strong woman to karate chop, uh. Any other woman I ever meet. That’s good. Hey, at first we thought that was his voice. I was so scared that was his real voice. I almost said, he sounds like. I was so scared that was his real voice. I was so scared that was his real voice. I was like, shut up, no. I should’ve worn pink today, god damn it. We don’t know what his voice sounds like. I don’t know what his voice sounds like. I don’t like this. He should’ve started with the voice. Okay, but unlike real dating apps. You get to meet all four of these guys in real life. So we’re gonna bring them out here so you can poke around a little bit. You know what I’m saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Poke around a little bit. All right. Okay, guys, come on in. Hi, I’ll just give y’all a quick hug, thank you, thank you for coming. It is raining men. Hi, I’m Jenna, lovely. Hi. Okay, cool, yeah, this is, whoo! She’s a hugger. Hello, hi! Okay, Jenna, now that you’ve hugged all of them, uh, the, the first prompt before, you know, an open question session, I’m gonna ask you all to go down the line and tell us your biggest red flag. Uh, I’m, I can be pretty blunt, pretty straightforward, I’m like just like, I don’t like that, you know, uh, don’t, don’t sugarcoat it. And also sometimes a little intense on what I do like, you know? Maybe a little too much too fast. Okay. Uh, my biggest red flag, I can be a little judgy, I can make a lot of snap judgments on people a little too quickly. You’ve already made yours about me, I see it in your eyes. It’s a good, one, don’t worry. Uh, I feel like I’m very focused on, like, what I’m doing in my life, uh, so, you know, you’ll never see me. What? Okay. Um, mine is, I tend to be quite terrible at reading the room. So I, you know, sometimes I get the vibes off and I’m like, Oh, this is a, this is a serious event. Okay. I feel that. Okay, uh, I know that we had some lingering asks, some dance moves we wanted to see. Uh huh. By show of hands, whose parents are both dead? That was for me. He did that for me. Good. Goodly do I know. Jenna, over to you. Um, I’m curious, uh, do you all enjoy reading? Do you read? Yeah. Do we read? Yes. Do we read? Uh, yes, yes. I love that for you. Don’t you wanna know something that they’ve been reading, though? Yeah, what are you reading? Go down the line! What are you currently reading? Last book. Uh, Gravity’s Rainbow. Just read a short pamphlet by George Orwell on why he liked writing. Oh, alright, alright. Let’s talk about the pamphlet. It’s a long pamphlet. Was it at, like, a national park, or was it? It’s George Orwell. Rest stop. Okay, alright. Proceed. I’m reading, uh, Six of Crows. It’s a fantasy heist. I’ve read that. You have? Yes. I like that. Did you like it? I did. Yeah. Good. It was good. How much sex is in it? It is not, not every fantasy novel I read is a romance. Okay. Is that one though? There’s, no. No. I mean it’s not like, smutty. Yeah, it’s not smutty. It’s like, people have connections. Okay. Okay. Alright. Uh, I actually recently started Infinite Jest. Which I believe is Steinbeck. Okay. Wow. You’re never gonna finish that. Yeah, but I just started maybe like a month ago. Page a night. Yeah, right. Yeah. I’ve heard one go to dance move already. I believe from you, Brennan, in your prompt. Yeah. Okay, I would like to know everyone’s go to dance moves. You don’t need to see, you don’t need to see. We would like you to demonstrate. Yeah, I, I, I, I like to break out like the, like from the Soul, like the beginning of the Soulja Boy dance. Uh huh. Uh huh. Yeah, yeah. Like that, like one of those. That’s always like a good mix up. Okay. Please, fellas. You may have gone first. On the spot. Alright, you have a hip hop dance background, I believe is what you said. Yeah, I took classes like as a, as a middle school kid. Okay. My mom made, my mom made me. So then how did you break your nose repeatedly? Sports. And not being a very good athlete. Alright, um, dance moves? Alright, before anyone else does a real move, I’ll go. Uh, you know, it’s mostly just that I take advantage of being a tall person. High waisted man, you know, just kind of, you know, I’m not, I just move my hips a little bit, if I’m being really honest, you know. You and Rhett. You and Rhett. The go to. This is where you live. I know where you live. Yeah, yeah, I learned that lesson at like eight watching Hitch and I never forgot it. Yeah. You know where you live. I love it. No pressure. Oh, uh, Okay, my background is like, blues and swing dancing. Ooh, I don’t know. Uh, so can I borrow like, one of you. Oh, wow. Yeah, sure. Okay, so it would be like this, right. Uh, come back and forth. And then usually, you know, do like a little spin. Okay. And then if you, can I dip you? Yeah, yeah, that’s cool. Oh my god! A dip! Really glad I didn’t wait. Maybe we should go on a date. I’m impressed. A little disappointed you didn’t ask me to dance with you. I didn’t realize they couldn’t do that. That would have been, okay, yep. No, it was great. Um, yeah, so I don’t know how I’m gonna follow that up. Well, you were a wonderful follower for him. Thank you. You got dipped really good. I appreciate it. I’d say my go to dance move is if I’m in the club and we’re together, we’re going out. I’m just kind of standing there trying to find you and get you your drink. And I can’t really see anything, it’s hazy. I am hard to find, yeah, yeah. Hard to find. Got both drinks and, you know, stumbling everywhere, so. I’d say that’s my go to, yeah. I can appreciate that, I can appreciate that. Okay, Jenna. I’m curious about something. Okay, Link. Um, do any of you guys, do you guys have experience with any type of uniform? Wearing one? Yeah. I don’t know if we’ve seen them. I worked at a frozen yogurt store. Wearing one. Wearing one. I mean, if, if, if the building was burning down. Oh, yeah, yeah. And you weren’t in it, but Jenna was, what would you do? Try my best. Quick answer. Quick answer. That’s all we can hope for. Is this related to the uniform question? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It is. It is. Because I feel like I would not waste time putting on a uniform. I’d try and go get her. That’s a good point. I’d probably do similar, but I’d call 911 first in case I wasn’t good at getting her. You know, I’d want professionals on the way as backups. There’s a person in a burning building, there’s about to be two. Can’t get us. Maybe they’ll be zero when you get here, but, you know, you gotta plan. Someone’s gotta contact the authorities. Uh, how do you all feel about older women? I’m older than all of you all. Just throwing that out there. Could’ve fooled me. Yeah, that’s good. We were all, we were all like slipping on the carpet trying to get there. Okay Jenna, it is time. It is time, Link cannot ask any more questions. Who do you want to go on a date with? Oh my gosh, this is very stressful. I get it now, Michaela. Okay, um, I, I’m gonna throw a curve and go off of vibes and I would like to go on a date with Brennan. Wow. There was a gasp. Yes, I felt it. Brennan, yep. Wow. Cool. Okay. And Brennan, if she didn’t make it clear, none of us thought that. Yeah, thanks a lot. I’m so sorry. You’re gonna watch this episode and find out. I’ll have to tell you later. You know what maybe it’ll give you guys something to talk about on your first date which we’re gonna go to right now. Brennan thank you for joining me on our first date. No, Jenna. Thanks for picking me. Do you camp often or? I used to camp a lot more. I grew up in Virginia. Oh, okay. So we’re like, I was in Charlottesville, Central Virginia. Yeah. And we’re right at the base of like the Appalachian Mountains. I grew up in East Tennessee, so Appalachian Mountains. Yeah. So you know. Uh, yeah, definitely. Hi. How are you? Some man came out of the woods. These are marshmallows. Uh huh. Um, they have gelatin, which is often made from dead horses. Uh huh. Okay. Take a few. Yeah, for your troubles. Uh huh. Uh huh. I like how this date is starting. Yeah, yeah. We’re not the awkward ones. We’re not the weird ones. Well, I’m gonna go ahead and start because I do love making s’mores. Anyway, like I was saying, yeah, I camped a fair amount in my youth, but I don’t get to do it as much anymore. You don’t do it out here in LA? How long have you lived out here? I’ve been out here for two years. Okay. And, I haven’t been to like, any of the fun parks. Yet. Yeah, parks as in like, the national parks? Yeah. Okay. Like Big Bear. You haven’t been to Big Bear? It’s is such a short drive. I know. Alright, well maybe. Second date? Maybe second date. We’ll see. I don’t know. They have done background checks. So No, you’re not gonna murder me. Yeah I take it you’re like a big camper. I am. Yeah, I love camping. It’s really yeah, I think it’s happening again It’s happening again. Hi. You have a problem? No, no just on a date. Oh Well, I’m here to deliver you some goods for your date. Some chocolate. Yay. For the s’mores. Thank you. From your chocolate friend. Bless you. Bless you. I hope y’all enjoy. Thank you. I appreciate you. I’m watching you. I’m watching you. Okay. Um. How do you like your marshmallows roasted? Cause I like it even brown all the way around. I like an even brown, and I like, uh, crunchy, like pretty crunchy. Okay, but not, you’re not a burnt. No, no. Oh, good. Ugh, I hate those. Although I don’t know, cause if I make a mistake, would you eat my gross burnt marshmallow? Yeah, I’ll do that. Okay. I’m gonna need a, uh. Yeah it’s, it’s slipping a little bit. This is, it’s going away. I mean, I’ll just eat it without, I’ll just eat it without. Here’s a gluten free graham cracker. Uh, take one. But be careful, don’t break your nose. Sorry to cackle at your pain. So I never, it was never on purpose. Just to be clear here. It actually looks really great. You must have kept breaking it in opposite directions. You know, I broke it a number of times. Alright, I’m her boss. Yeah. And the other guy was too. Uh, uh huh. Alright. You’re doing great. I know, I know. Good. You’ve got a really supportive workplace. Yes, I really do. I really do. How do you make. All right, so we got the Appalachian Mountains together. We got that set up. Did you like camp with your family? No, not really actually friends. No. Alone? I camp alone a lot, I camp alone a lot. Alright, I guess, yeah. Present tense, like you still, you still do? I still, yeah, yeah, uh, I’ve got all my camping gear in my car. Wow. I’m not on that level though. I’m ready to go whenever. Yeah, I’m not ready, I need time. Oh, okay. To get ready to go. Oh, okay. Not into the spontaneity. Oh, I would be down for that. Okay. I would do that. Mm hmm. Um, I apologize when you watch back when I was looking at your profile. I’ma say you look totally different in person. Oh, really? Yep. Is it the mustache? It might be the mustache. I do like it. Yeah. The mustache is a recent discovery. Okay. And I, I Yeah. It’s working for you. Oh, thank you. Yeah. I appreciate it. Um, I’m sorry about what you’ll see. Wow, that bad. It was a little bad, it was a little bad, I’m sorry. We did, it turns out Yeah, it was a little bad. I’m so curious. Okay. Is this to save her from whatever? I want to go ahead and apologize to you in person. Yeah. That mustache is doing a lot of work. He knows. He gets it. He gets it. He’s got the beard to cover the chin. It’s not doing as much work as my beard is. There we are. Okay, so I can say that. I’m her boss. I’m so defensive of my bosses. And offensive to your dates. Yeah, and offensive too, oh, gosh. I’ll work on that. I’ll work on that. No, you, I’m sure I’ll be all right. Yeah, the in person vibes are lovely. Somebody told me that I, like, became hipster when I grew this. Like, I became someone from Los Feliz. We, we say Los Feliz here in California. Cool, I made that mistake when I was new here, too. Sorry. I know it doesn’t make sense because in Spanish it should You picked me. Be Los Feliz. You’re not wrong. I did pick you. Here is your hot cocoa. Thank you. I might have put my finger in it, but. You’ll be fine. You’ll be fine. I’m clean. Still watching you. Yeah. This is not the first time that she has interrupted a date that I have been on, I will say. I’m catching a little bit of a vibe from some of your pauses. That much work, huh? They’re very protective of me, yeah, yeah. Have you always not drank alcohol or is it a new? Uh, two years ago. Like full sobriety? Yep. Feeling great? Yeah. Feel a lot better. Do you care, uh, if I continue drinking? I do not. Great. That’s good because we all know that that’s gonna keep happening. Um, alright, so if you need this, I just wanna be safety first. Sure. Uh, better late than never. I think what you do is you just take this and you would, you point it, and there’s a ring or something. I don’t. It’s not quite, it’s not quite. I think if you pull this. Don’t pull that. Don’t. So, pull the ring. Pull the ring first, I think, and then do that, and um. Pull the lever. You know, Jenna’s, Jenna’s great. It’s actually a lot more complicated than that. Jenna is grilling the hell out of you. Yeah. Am I? And, yeah, now I will say that she’s just a great person. Sure. She’s, she’s worked with me for, um, I don’t know, a while. Yeah. It’s been a long while. Seven years. It’s been a long while. Yeah. I’m trying to illustrate between me and the other guy and even, uh, Mikayla, you know, the intimidating woman. The woman who put her finger in my drink? Yeah. Yeah. Um, she’s managed to put up with all of us for a long time, so. It’s gonna be great. I’ll be fine. This is gonna be great. I believe you. Jenna’s great. She can put up with a lot. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah, but I get paid to put up with you. Right. So, I recommend paying her? No! No! Jesus. Jesus. I don’t think legally. Legally. No, no. Don’t give me money. Don’t give me money. You asked us if we like to read. I presume you like to read. I do, yeah. Is there something you’ve read recently that you enjoyed? I can’t stop talking about, uh, Braiding Sweetgrass. I really enjoyed reading that book. Uh, on a total switch, I’ve also been enjoying the Emily Wilde’s Encyclopedia series. And that’s about, um, fairies, but from a scientific perspective. Fictional, I presume? It is fictional. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tell them about the smut! I do like, I, it’s fine. I also read smut. I also read smut, as well. Yeah. Let’s get into the smut. What would you like to know? Uh, which smut novels are we talking about? It’s a lot of fantasy and, uh, Men with Wings. Yeah. And then King Control Shadows. Did you get Morley Gray. Morley Gray? Yeah, yeah. Uh, I’m always curious, like, what about these novels Does it for you? Well, already I’m a lover of fantasy books just because I like that, uh, otherworlds building thing, but then I I mean, so am I, this is, yeah. Yeah, yeah, within the romance part of it, I enjoy it because most of these series that I read are men written by women. Right. And, uh, it turns out I really like men who are written by women. They just say the right things. What are the right things? You know, that they. I’d like to know. Inquiring minds. Tell him what you told us. Well that, shush, Jesus. Go watch Ear Biscuits. Hold the headboard. Yeah, that’s one of the books. Yeah, that’s one of the books where um, one of the characters comes in and uh, wants to uh, and he tells her to hold the headboard and um. That’s a, that’s a, it’s a, it’s a rookie mistake not to. Yeah, yeah. Okay, I think now is a good time to ask you if you both want to have a second date after, after this. I would love to. I would love to as well. Ha ha ha ha! Okay, uh, well, thank you for everybody who joined us today. There’s gonna be a brand new episode of Good Mythical Weekend next Saturday, so we’ll see you then.