MB 55: If Your Alarm Clock Could Talk

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ No, stop. It’s 6:15 am, Rhett. I don’t need to get up yet. It’s time to get up. ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ Not now, I told you I don’t need to get up yet. It’s 6:16 am, Rhett. It’s time to get up and start your day. I hate you. Last night you told me to wake you up at 6:15 am, 6:16 am, 6:18 am, 6:20 am And now, 6:23 am. I’m telling you to shut up. Rhett, it’s my responsibility to wake you up. But it doesn’t seem like you’re very interested in waking up. It seems like you just wanna be reminded that you can go back to sleep for a minute or two again and again for an hour. Exactly. You see, you work for me. ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

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