
Hello, sharks. What I have for you today is a well-rounded meal on the go. What? What were you saying? You brought lunch? I’m looking for a $3 investment for 25% of this chicken burrito. Investment? You want me to pay for half the meal? Open your mind, Mr. Wonderful. We’re talking about you maximizing your lunchtime potential. Well, I’m pretty good at eating lunch. I’ve been doing it my whole life. How long does it take for you to eat lunch on a normal day? 15 to 20 minutes, including napkin wipes and soda sips. What if I told you I could get you eating and back to work in under five minutes? I’d say that’s impossible. Protein, grains, dairy, vegetables, and fruit. All five food groups in one tasty tortilla tube. Our research indicates consumption potential under 4.89 minutes. How much volume did you move in the last quarter? Well, we’re a young company, but we have taken care of five of the last 10 meals. Will I receive a portion of the burrito for my investment? At the burrito’s current valuation, your share entails an olfactory dividend. You may smell of it. I want to help you. Let me make a counter offer: $5 for 51%. $5.50 for 50%. Guac on the side. I’m out. Bu- but… I’m all tapped out on quesadilla futures.
