MK 1004: Describe your worst day in the Mythical Kitchen

i’m Nicole and my most traumatic day in the mythical kitchen was within my first week here I think it was a Friday I had to go to this supermarket that uh sold organs and oddities and I had to pick up um four packs of pork uterus and so I did and when I picked up the packages of pork uterus my hands were covered in pork uterus blood and I didn’t think to ask for any sort of paper towels or if they had a bathroom for me to wash my hands or anything i quickly checked out um drove home with dried pork uterus blood on my hands about 35 miles driving like this while shaking and looking at my blood stained hands and I brought milk duds hi I’m Be and my worst day in the mythical kitchen was my very first day when Josh told me I can eat a burrito that was sitting on the counter little did I know that burrito had been out for about 8 hours yeah I was sick and yeah you can only imagine what happened after that oh yeah and I brought high shoes trevor Evers 6’4 175 pounds and my worst day in the kitchen was when we had pizza from the California Pizza Kitchen barbecue flavored barbecue chicken flavored and uh then Josh had ranch on his face and he made me wipe it up with a slice of the pizza and then he made me eat it and he went “You disgusting little pizza boy eat it gross.” And then he made me shower him off in the sink it’s got to be that or the time that Lily punched me in the liver um I brought Starburst [Music] hi my name is Lily and my traumatic story on Mythical Kitchen was one time I had to kill a live lobster actually I kind of liked it i brought Swedish fish my name’s Josh bjj Taekwondo Tai Chi my worst day in the mythical kitchen is training Trevor to defend against the liver punch and he just wasn’t getting it and Lily really clocked him but my day got brighter because then I made Trevor wipe ranch off my face and eat the pizza and then shower me off in the sink i brought Reese’s peanut butter cups hey that’s a donut

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