MK 1022: Straws are gay. ✔️ #LastMeals #MythicalSociety

Why don’t you use straws with cocktails? We were talking about this. The rim is so important. The rim is very important. Um, so if you have a straw, then you don’t get the rim. Or you have a straw, then you have to do that. I also never use straws for cocktails. And there’s part of me as like a culinarian who knows that like when you shove your face into something, you get all the aromomas and you get to experience all that. And then there’s the other part of me that’s like, well, when your brother called you gay for using a straw at Carl’s Jr. when you were 8 years old, could it be that? Mhm. We’ve since hashed it out and talked about it as 30-year-olds. No, no, no. You’re right. Straws are gay. They’re gay.

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