MK 1245: Toasted vs. Microwaved Pop-Tarts

IT’S THURSDAY. IT’S 700 P.M. THIS IS THE LAST FOOD we’re eating AND YOU’RE CHOOSING NOW TO QUESTION THIS. >> I don’t want to work like this. >> Do you WANT ME TO GO HOME? >> NO. I’LL WALK OUT THE DOOR. >> So Pop-Tarts, here’s the thing is Pop-Tarts [music] is they’re already so crumbly. And when you toast them, they just get too crumbly. And so when you put them in the microwave for 17 seconds, >> in there for 17 seconds, the inside goo gets perfectly warm, not too hot, and the outside pastry doesn’t get too crunchy, which when you toast them, it gets freaking crunchy. And pulling back the curtain here, these were microwaved and toasted >> what feels like hours ago. [laughter] >> Yeah, I get that. I get that. >> I can I No. No. If Trevor’s going to be a diva, I’m going to be a diva. We have more Pop-Tarts. Yes. I’m not a >> What made you No, we’re gonna BE HERE FOR AS LONG as it takes these ONES, MAN. >> NO, WE’RE NOT. NO. NO. I PUT MY FOOT DOWN. TONY, PLEASE. TONY, PLEASE. PLEASE. Can you put a fresh pack of Pop-Tarts in the toaster right now? And then when you have 17 seconds left, Colby, you’re going to put two in the microwave for 17 seconds. We’re going to eat them right out of >> there. [laughter] Say that. >> I’m sorry. All right. Like, I don’t know. >> It tastes like crap. I’m partial to the brown sugar and cinnamon. So, >> what this ultimately comes down to is >> this one. >> Do you think toasted Pop-Tarts is better than microwaved? Trevor, do you have any insights into the science behind why you believe the microwave is better? >> It’s because I don’t like it when the freaking pastry part is too crispy and and but I want the inside to be gooey and warm. >> Sure. But I guess what I’m saying is with some of these myths, I feel like, you know, Lily’s talking about the butter being emulsified into the eggs and that’s something that say Gordon Ramsay said, >> but this is just you saying I enjoy my So, SO, SO, SO NOW, SO, SO, SO NOW AT THIS POINT IN THE DAY, >> HERE. >> IT’S THURSDAY. IT’S 7:00 P.M., THIS IS THE LAST food we’re eating, AND YOU’RE CHOOSING NOW TO >> QUESTION THIS. >> I don’t want to work like this. >> YOU WANT ME TO GO HOME? NO. >> I’LL WALK OUT THE DOOR. >> HONEST, IF YOU CAN FIND the door with your blindfold on, then you can walk right OUT OF THERE. >> CAN WE POWER THROUGH, MAN? This is THE LAST >> I’M GOING BACK. I’M GOING BACK TO >> YOU WANT TO GET INTO IT WITH ME ABOUT THIS? >> I’M GOING BACK TO WHERE I’M STANDING. I’m here. >> Are you serious, dude? >> Three, two, one. >> Can I go for I don’t like either of them. >> The microwave is on your right. >> Yeah, it is. >> Yeah. Yeah. Toasted Pop-Tarts are better, man. >> Yeah, toasted are way better. This is like, bro, toasted Pop-Tarts suck

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