| Dm Am Am It seems like only yesterday C G Dm Am I won a ticket to Six Flags Over Georgia (Six Flags Over Georgia) Dm Am I got stuck at the top of a loop-de-loop C G Dm And the man on the intercom said there’s nothing we can do for ya Am C G And they left me for dead Dm Am Am Once I acquired a sterile dog C He was fluffy G Dm Am He just needed a home (ouuuu) Dm Am But I happened to run over him C G Dm In my truck on the way to get a soft-serve ice cream cone Am C G And I took him to the vet But we didn’t let it get us down C ‘Cause sometimes life gives you lemons C And the lemonade you make is poisonous C Sometimes the night gives you women C And the women turn out to be cannibals G And you yell help us! C And the help comes in the form of an army C But the army turns out to be zombies G And as the teeth sink into your neck G And just before you become the undead G A three-legged dog, drivin’ a semi G C Comes over the distant horizon and it flattens your legs And then you become one of those zombies that drags himself around by his arms C Which is the saddest thing that can happen to a man |