Will They TRIVIA BIDET? (ft. RHETT AND LINK)

now is this a good time to tell you that I have a bidet oh you do have a bidet so I’m actually looking for getting these wrong thank you so much for being here how do you feel well the seat feels warmer than I would like for the bill because I know that Rhett’s already been on it yeah you know what I feel like I’m in a nightmare about a job interview do you often um well first of all when I sat down I instinctively took my shoes and my pants off even though we talked about how that wasn’t necessary and I don’t I don’t take off everything when I poop usually this is my second time this is your second nice can you just do that there you go you get a little harder I was like what am i doing and then I put everything back I’m just I’m usually kind of alone when I’m doing this and what it what is this like a Santa hat turn into lamb it’s a safety blanket so everyone has put a blanket against their bare jaw it’s been washed you’re fine Brett just used it don’t lie I mean I don’t know how close you guys are but like when I thought I didn’t know we could get closer you and Link are famously known for being lifelong friends correct if that’s so what are all of links children’s middle names what are all of Brett’s children’s middle names alive job well one of them is James Shepherds middle name is mm-hmm we got Shepherd so that’s good okay Lane one of them is Lily grace so cute and one of them is Charles Lincoln meal you name any I’m actually gonna put any editor is Leonardo Michelangelo Raphael and Donatello can you name any of Retton links children’s names it was more than called Ayden okay you need my middle name yeah let’s see it’s Ashley Pegasus you’re safe look at Brody you can for a second no I completely relaxed it’s hard to just sit here and not both paint it up all right you’re you’re familiar with YouTube yeah in fact your bread and butter wait hold on are you familiar with this don’t you guys have made your bread and butter on YouTube that’s right it’s famous it’s a lot of people know about it so true or false every day over 80 years worth of content is uploaded to the YouTube platform – we’re both Steve okay one more time please everyday 80 years over years well it’s easy for that to be false you know there’s so many numbers that could be the correct answer except for the one sure so I’m gonna say false oh that must have been true something below told me any that come out my mouth I’m gonna say that’s false it is eighty two point two and I said over 800 over it yeah what what percentage of that question for you Lee what percentage of that is worth watching oh maybe a damn how you doing you can take a deep breath feel like I need a wife gonna end it now I’m gonna make eye contact all right oh man I suck at yeah you know what I actually I pride myself a little bit on like parts of the world States excessive yeah oh yeah I which one of these u.s. communities with poop themed names does not actually exist but Ville North Dakota turd Falls main birth corn Alabama Mexican water Arizona or slick poo Idaho I think the turd one is not real yeah [Music] [Applause] third Falls there’s no way turd Falls main is the incorrect one yeah only one that fell for turd Falls and breathing deeply you know they’re not seen oh it is a tight room so everyone is at you 10 foot 11 [Music] miss that was flat you’re flat with it smell I have a wonderful little air freshener typically used to spruce up normally use to cover up what you’re doing right your foul smells hmm but I’m gonna spray it and I’m gonna let you give a hint how do you feel that your nose does do you feel like you’re a good smell or do you actually have a lot of experience with trying to identify things through smell but not a lot of experience of getting those right I do want to know so much more about why you have so much experience in trying to identify because of the Internet yeah I get that and that’s fair maybe 2.2 years worth of content are you okay with this okay typically poop like this so I’m fantastic okay now close your eyes and remember just give me that scent if you feel confident in it all right oh that’s like a lavender or something oh man you left that one on too long that is fresh ladies know that wreck out this know that right get this pretty much this is fresh clothesline linen you know right now you might have to come back the king of this cuss Johnson is also in there all right you a trivia battle I’m coming after you Rhett nice we both we hang out all of our laundry and then we poop next to it okay good all right this is actually a very very good one human anatomy how do you feel about human anatomy I got some of that all right there we go good all right action huh let’s go I feel pleased this is good Foley you record in the dome on the mic down since sitting here you’ve been clenching probably and utilizing various specific muscles in you bet which one of these is not an actual nut muscle okay gluteus minimus beegley is magnus c including us Maximus deep Buddhist medius is there a Maximus and a Magnus did you say Magnus mmm-hmm gluteus medius is incorrect gluteus Magnus is not about muscle there’s no Magnus why was that like the longest answer so far you are taking it you’re running a little sad that we haven’t been blasting anymore but that’s just me that’s my own personal thing I’m gonna have to wipe all right now this is my favorite round it is the final round you’ve been doing very very well can you switch it to the front setting are you ready for the last and final round it yes favorite ones artists you like to draw her you’re a big fan I don’t want to do this one I’m gonna keep moving do you have children correct yes all right wonderful these are crayons do you know what these are yeah I don’t allow paint color though Wow why yeah I want them to have a bleak realistic view of the world I give them a black sharpie and I’m like everything is this color that’s beautiful this is the box of 96 crayons you’re going to tell me what you see that’s like chubby bunny but how many can go up our rectum I’m gonna ask you to tell me when to stop and then you’re gonna have to decide what that color is stop stop [Music] okay well it’s kind of purplish what is that like a peach or like uh yeah I’m gonna say that’s a peach no no it’s not peach it’s not the I don’t know it’s not as easy they don’t have names like peach anymore do you they’re like all like rap shoes dog purple parade so it’s not a parade no it’s actually just navy blue lung oh oh that way it’s like there was a dagger on the end of it it’s not mustard peach I’m gonna just say peaches like my Lance okay Skye you wanna know why you’re gonna be so mad why it’s Africa oh boy just an FYI this is cyber great cyber great really cyber gray blue letting my kids play with Chris you know isn’t there a heated setting they should be but that’s the next season how do you feel you feel great well hit me when we’re talking okay there we go there we go I usually like a bidet but you’ve ruined it for me thank you so much you know buy a more expensive the day we’re trying do you thank you so thank you um it was truly disgusting thank you very very much take a deep breath I come and just use this bathroom anytime you want it’s here there will not be this year so you’re just gonna have to go for it but we believe in me as long as it’s not a camera I’m fine oh no there’s always a camera so we’ll talk to you so much what’s up I’m gonna remove this [Music] yeah wait hold on a familiar with this [Music] we we need any my wife’s right you might want to spray it a little

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