Maggie Nicole won’t let me keep my protein yogurt in the work fridge anymore tell her she has to let me sorry Josh no liquids gels or aerosols which one of those is brogurt this is a hot dog this is a sandwich ketchup is a smoothie yeah I put ice in my cereal so what that makes no sense a hot dog is a sandwich a hot dog is a sandwich Welcome to our podcast a hot dog is a sandwich I’m your host Josh sharer and I’m your host Nicole anayadi and we’re internet chefs over on Good Mythical Morning in the mythical kitchen channels and when we’re not making Gourmet appetizers at a gas station food that sounds like a goal you can find it you can find us here breaking down the world’s biggest food debates that’s right Josh and today we’re going to debate the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard of this is broadcast where do you think this ranks in terms of our absurdity dumbest podcast I want to say it’s dumb I think it’s absurd it’s absurd it is very absurd but it came from a real life situation four four oh four out of 10. 4 out of 200. oh this is four oh oh this is the fourth most absurd podcast we’ve done yeah there was the one where I argued that soup doesn’t exist it certainly existed the ocean is the soup with with hint green that was fine where um is a hot dog in your body turning back to being a hot dog once you digest it says in your intestines that was probably the dumbest I don’t know I think what came first the chicken or the egg that was really stupid that was before we really found her straight in the podcast what we’re talking about today is is peanut butter a liquid no no paste I well okay but it’s tasty this came up because a man tried to take a jar of peanut butter through the TSA security line which is crazy one like I’m not justifying the tsa’s existence or workflow I love TSA agents someone bringing a whole jar of peanut butter through TSA I’m immediately slightly suspicious you know it just like on a personal level if I’m flying with him I’m like this is a weird man yeah yeah but I still think that as an American it’s your right to travel with as much peanut butter as you want um but he tried to get peanut butter through TSA and they said sorry no liquids gels or aerosols and he responds with you tell me which one of those you think peanut butter is because obviously it’s not in any of those categories um a gel I mean I think in those three categories it would it would be a gel what do you mean a peanut butter can’t be a jelly it’s the same consistency as toothpaste I suppose I yeah I guess if toothpaste isn’t allowed thank you for listening to a hot dog as a sandwich no but like the peanut butter thing is really interesting because then you start going down the rabbit hole of what if I took a whole jar of peanut butter and I smeared it between bread and I brought that in through TSA line because I want to feed my family a cheap and healthy meal not go to the Wolfgang Puck Express and get a 15 tomato basil bread Bowlers yeah I was gonna say what are you talking about they’re pre-packaged sandwiches like 15 bucks oh yeah airport food what a scam that is do they heat it up uh no no no okay so there’s the Wolfgang Puck I I don’t travel often but I’ve it’s done it more recently I’m totally kidding I’m the same you go to Wolfgang Puck Express and you can just go through the little checkout line they have crappy little 7-Eleven sandwiches yes that you can just buy but they have like one cool ingredient yeah it’ll be like basil pesto and there’s like a little green splooge on there and he was like ah yeah but you know you gotta catch a flight in 15 minutes and uh you want to poop before you get on the plane because then you’re like well I don’t certainly don’t want to poop in the air um you don’t like pooping in airplanes oh my God that is my nightmare pooping on an airplane is the worst experience I’ve ever had really yes I would rather fly Spirit Airlines exclusively for the rest of my life than poop in an airplane it is my knees cannot Nicole my hips cannot open wide enough to get my anal cavity to release your call you’re tall I’m five three so I fit nice and snug in the little that sounds really great but I do love pooping in public airport bathrooms that’s disgusting because everybody is at their worst in a public airport bathroom so you can do whatever you’re lucky I put headphones in I’m listening to dubstep not caring what my body sounds like and just ruining the days of everyone next to me some Republican senator next to me is sticking his foot into my stall and I’m like that’s your right sir um anyways the point is peanut butter so you’re not allowed to take that in because apparently the TSA classifies it quote as a spreadable which is in the liquids category okay well what I’m trying to think is is how large was it like 64 ounces like how they did not get all they said was a jar of peanut butter it’s more than the amount you’re allowed to bring on is what it is yes correct if you brought a snack size thing of Skippy with like the little crackers that they sell they’ll even find what’s the limit like four ounces let’s see which is seems like a fair amount of peanut butter can we talk about the amount of peanut butter this person was bringing through TSA yeah that’s ridiculous get flagged how much liquid can you take on a plane 3.4 ounces right now 100 milliliters or less per item so what what I’m thinking is why couldn’t they just get a bunch of three ounce jars and put it all in there like why did you do that I think you can just get a bunch of I think that’s legal that’s weird well it’s allowed everything about TSA is weird though can I just say something I love and respect TSA agents so much they literally keep us so safe and I’m really great are you serious they keep us so safe what do you mean let me tell you but let me tell you something let me tell you the fact that I have to take off my shoes really makes me sad yeah it sucks no one likes it and the fact I have to take off my laptop out of my bag makes me sad but I understand why the precautions exist sure well so I’m not upset at the fact that I yeah it’s annoying but like it’s worth my shoes being off I hate it when other people take their sandals off and they have their bare feet on that’s me baby if you are at the airport I don’t wear socks ever so I am barely listen this is what security feeder gets you that is disgusting when I see people with their bare feet just like oh you were going today I was talking about pooping the dubstep in public bathrooms what do you mean that’s disgusting I just I just listen I understand why the TSA exists and I’m grateful for it for their existence and even if they yell at me and sometimes they go take off take office or like you know they’re like take your jacket off make sure your pockets are empty take off your belt yeah I love the real mean ones okay but like I I understand why they do that so I don’t hate them I respect them and if you’re listening on your TSA agent I love you so all of the modern TSA rules right this stuff all came out after 9 11 because America was very fearful very fearful needed to do something to get people to be comfortable in airports again yada yada yeah we’ll stop playing after that and they’re like a fair amount of incidents after 9 11 that continued to shift the rules so the shoe bomber yes remember there’s a dude that had a bomb on a shoe yeah he’s trying to scratch it off or scratch it off he was trying to activate it people swarmed him so then it was like all right take your shoes off and then there was somebody who tried to get a bunch of liquid explosives through um and so that in 2006 is what caused the no liquids gels or aerosols rule yeah which I get the information however the TSA is literally like the biggest waste of government resources that does absolutely nothing so in every single audit that they’ve ever done where they have what were called red teams to try and pass dangerous items through TSA and a couple of the recent ones in 2016 there was a 95 failure rate to literally just catch drugs weapons are you kidding me what about when they have the little sniffy dogs when they make you walk separate from like your purse I don’t know what to tell you the dogs are broken uh I don’t know I don’t know but like they don’t always have the dogs you know and you can hide stuff in other stuff what you know it’s just there’s ways to trick it point is yeah if you’re highly motivated you’re probably gonna get stuff through TSA that’s so crazy because like I just think morally how wrong it is to do that so like I’ve never tried to like sneak like I don’t know oh you’ve never tried to sneak with liquid explosives Nicole wow good for you you’re an American hero for that no shut up no like it’s just so weird to me that like they they exist but still he said 95 failure rate that’s crazy there’s an average failure rate of like above 80 in all these stocks they did yeah and so and there are even crazy things debating so we need to give them no money because here’s what you do here’s what you do when you give them more money so they got several hundred million dollars um for new screening machines and they found out that within several years 99 of them were still just sitting in storage like what are you doing what are you doing it’s just an absolutely bro it does nothing but it uh apparently makes people yourself including uh feel safer I do feel safer I do I do yeah which you know that’s part of life the theater of they call it security theater Adam Conover did a fantastic episode down with theater security security theater I’m down and there’s so much uh theater in like the food world as well with uh I I would call it sanitation theater right oh yeah wearing gloves it’s like no that doesn’t actually make you any safer yeah um my point is if if the rules go so far that you can’t bring peanut butter on an airplane but you can bring a peanut butter sandwich like that’s just an inconsistent rule what about Reese’s cups are those like grenades are recycle is considered grenades Reese’s Pieces I don’t know I don’t know crap about explosives this is so scary it’s just scary I mean if it’s if we can’t bring peanut butter on our planes what are we doing what are we really doing you can’t smoke on airplanes anymore you can’t even enjoy a spoonful of peanut butter with your cigarette maybe I’m trying to think because like whenever like I I’ve traveled with a lot of like religious people that like bring food on the plane yeah so but I don’t think any of them have like brought I think they brought hummus like on the plane they’ve brought up if you can’t but hummus is infinitely more dangerous than peanut butter are you kidding me it’s enough we’ve brought like discs of hummus that are like more than three yeah they fail 95 of the time Nicole they just didn’t catch you but they could find my hairspray this is just frustrating but let me tell you it’s just it’s just so annoying how how a jar of peanut butter is like the problem and I’ve got so much like yeah yeah like uh recognition from like the news and stuff of all things like if you were to actually call this is a stupid thing that I think about a lot though right like peanut butter is a solid at room temperature you heat it up it shows characteristics of a liquid because there’s hydrogenated oils in there right sure yeah so to me like you freeze peanut butter uh-huh does that suddenly become a solid because even if they’re calling it spreadable you tell me you can spread a frozen issue it is what about a braised meat [Music] the issue is this I think the container with was it unsealed or was it sealed I think it was sealed it was sealed I don’t know I don’t know this person’s not what it is honestly I think maybe the container that it was in was just jarring and jarring get it and if if it was like in those little like little pockets I don’t think it would have been a problem I think I think the person who brought the peanut butter on just didn’t do their due diligence yeah again I agree that bringing a whole thing of peanut butter on is just generally suspicious like why would you bring a jar of beet like like why wouldn’t you just I don’t know buy it when you land and I don’t know Poland or wherever you’re going and you know what a lot of Europe doesn’t mess with peanut butter though but that’s the thing like you know if you need to bring your own peanut butter to a place I get that wait can you even bring peanut butter on a plane because of the peanut allergies that’s a great question maybe maybe it’s related to that I don’t think they’ve banned people just having peanuts on airplanes right give you peanuts like certain airlines don’t give you peanuts no more no no I’ve never had I’ve never I haven’t had peanuts on an airplane yeah yeah so maybe that that makes sense that’s I think we should put a friend who’s deathly allergic to peanuts you’d kill your friend over and no no they’re doing like this really cool experiment sorry Eric I don’t know if I’m supposed to tell people this but like he’s doing this really cool experimental thing he’s like deathly allergic to peanuts where they give him like a little bit of peanut and then they monitor him for like a for like hours something like that I’m obviously paraphrasing but I think if we expose people to peanuts then the next generation yeah everyone in this is generational epidemiologist uh Nicole Anaya here with a lot of Health advice that she is eminently qualified I would have been a great doctor we’ve already I am super qualified to give Airline security advice as somebody who took like three counterterrorism classes in college that’s so cool did you ever talk about like the like the liquids and like the salt and like the aerosols and stuff oh we basically just talked about the idea that it was you know America trying to emotionally recover um got it from and also like anytime you are trying to make people safe right what you are actually saying is there is danger you are not saying you are safe you are saying there is danger go we have made you safe and so there’s just a lot of ways to justify invading Iraq and Afghanistan in 2000s and wore those like ultimately really unjustifying weapons of mass destruction were never actually found um so the point is there’s a lot of you know satisfaction that was gross I got weapons of ass destruction um yeah so that’s like the impetus behind a lot of those rules right I think my dad so my dad used to work in airports right that was the thing your dad worked in airports my dad worked in Airport cargo management growing up and then he sort of aged out of the job in the 90s okay right um but he saw I believe an Israeli sniper to shoot a terrorist through like three planes of glass on a plane yeah come on airplane terrorism I love where this podcast is going can I just say I love with this podcast I’m loving this conversation yeah yeah so like uh terrorism on on airplanes like it’s nothing new it was going on in the 70s as well 911 is obviously the thing that that really um we’ll talk about that later okay but yeah this is where were you potentially doing a 911 podcast kind of I guess but keep going okay Israel sniper yeah that was pretty unche but I just remember my dad telling me these stories of like terrorism in airports because he worked in like the Washington DC airport oh really Dulles Dulles International okay okay okay um and then that’s why I like moved so much because he was working there I was born in Maryland he got a job at Kansas City Airport moved there there and then uh he worked at LAX at some time no way and then when I told the story about how my dad taught me how to kill snakes driving down the runway at Palomar Airport those one where’s Palomar it’s like San Diego okay but it’s like a really small like private plane airport like little puddle jumpers um but yeah yeah so like I grew up with these stories and so for me it was all just you know yeah what do you feel about TSA pre-check oh I’m the only person that doesn’t have TSA pre-check that I ever travel with now and I feel like a piece of crap I feel like a schmuck and everybody hates me clear what the hell does clear mean you scan your eyeball I I’m not kidding it’s incredible I wonder if this person had TSA pre-check or if they had I don’t know clear they could just go through I bet they could but I wonder um Jared casabaum Annelise is very funny I love Jared casabobs yeah follow Jared he’s coming out with a full-length comedy album soon but he has a great bit about TSA pre-check where oh yeah I didn’t know how it works but he’s just like you literally meet with a federal agent for five minutes and then they decide this person probably won’t be a terrorist for the next 10 years yeah it’s super chill and he’s like I literally just told him I was a comedian and then did part of my bit and he said ah you seem like you won’t blow up a plane no way yeah that’s the process so yeah all I did was some guy was like hey do you have an American Express card I’m like well yes I do said he was like here you go here’s a rebate for the full transaction just swipe your card and uh you can just skip the line and bring whatever you want on the airplane exclude like this you don’t what do you do well you don’t have to take off your shoes that’s it I’m not sure like I crossed the whole line oh god oh any time okay if you’re ever wondering am I safe in a situation and you find out that somebody can pay a hundred dollars to not go through any of that no it’s a rebate they give you back colors God because they know people won’t do the rebate they won’t do it it’s like that whole Nathan For You sketch they won’t do it air travel man it’s what a fun time that’s the funny thing is though is I love traveling I’m traveling too but I’m not gonna bring let me tell you unless I have extreme dietary restrictions I will like put it in my carry-on not carry I’ll put it in my what is it called check baggage yeah I don’t know why this person just decide I don’t know what was going on I don’t think we should blame them it’s a reasonable thing though do I think it’s suspicious and weird yes but I I defend them to the desk his right to bring peanut butter on an airplane I don’t know I don’t know there’s something sus about it I don’t know a lot of calories maybe they’re keto you don’t know oh I mean I have a perfect example so whenever my mom comes back from Iran and stuff she brings back you know snacks sohati is what it’s called like little snacks and gifts and stuff anything liquid she knows paste liquid whatever Tamarind paste she brings she doesn’t bring it on the plane she brings it into her character what if you wanted to eat The Tamarind paste on the floor you’re giving it as a gift I don’t know maybe the peanut butter wasn’t a gift maybe the peanut butter was a gift oh that would have been fun Imagine like you’re like what’s a country that doesn’t have Germany doesn’t have peanut butter yeah let’s imagine I don’t I don’t think the accuracy of that is like you’re just like you’re just like oh here you go yeah hello we should have put a bow on it if you put a bow the jar of peanut butter you would have just walterated please my grandmother’s feet she’s sick and it’s her dying wish to have a jar of peanut butter um I remember once I was traveling I totally just forgot to take an energy drink out of my bag at the bottom of your bag is it like the bottom of my bag and I probably brought it to the gym a while ago and I was kind of rushing to travel and you know they took it out and the guy was like yeah we got to throw this away and I was like can I just chug it right now instead and he was like I guess and so I just sat there just chugged it was one of those it was a bang it was like a 300 oh like a caffeine and I just ripped it and he just goes that’s pretty nuts man I’m like thanks dude um there was a story of a lady finishing a whole bottle of brandy because they wouldn’t let oh my God oh God how do they still allow people to drink on airplanes that is the maybe it’s the calmer I can’t believe people can drink on Earth I hate drinking on airplane I hate drinking on airplanes I want to drink right when I get there I want to set my stuff down to the hotel wherever I’m going and then I’m immediately going to drink but I hate being like just a little bit less with my faculties on an air exactly exactly I don’t even sleep better when I drink either that’d be something no no if I drink and I get riled up not like that way I’m not like a like yeah yeah but no but you know like drinking I get excited I want to talk I want to hang out yeah no I agree yeah but one time I took I had like three drinks on a plane and I just got him I got like the spins immediately oh my gosh I’m so sorry anyways anyways do you bring food on airplanes no like do you bring food from home I bring snacks like what so what I do such a bad person what could possibly be that what could be morally bad about the snacks if I’m leaving on a Friday out if I’m moving on a Saturday on Friday I go to work and I take some bags of chips yeah listen I take a protein bar that’s called the weekend bonus you you open your backpack near the fridge you fill it with the free Lacroix there’s apples you can’t bring LaCroix oh no but I’m just I’m not talking about planes anymore I’m talking about workplace left um yeah the Apple’s gonna go bad anyways you know I take them home and make a little fruit crisp with it or something you know yeah yeah no I just don’t want any of the food to get wasted at work I literally that’s why I steal all the Milano cookies I take a goldfish I take a protein bar I take I don’t know but I do buy water bottles at the airport I buy big water bottles I don’t wanna have to get up to pee so I don’t I dehydrate myself before flights like an energy drink I buy a copy of Bon Appetit magazine copy of food it looks at the magazine oh I love it that’s my oh my God that’s that’s my favorite thing to do is buying books and magazines and I found books that I really love some of my favorite authors I’ve gotten like a Hudson News you ever heard of one of these a cell phone buddy I know but I like I love reading paperbacks on a plane and that’s almost like the only time where you know I don’t have anything else I can do I don’t want to buy the Wi-Fi I don’t want to figure out how to work that if it’s like a Southwest flight and there’s no in-flight entertainment type of thing the Southwest not have flight entertainment that sucks I don’t think they do that’s horrific yeah well United though you get all them movies to pick from yeah you get to play games you ever play games just like with like everyone no but but reading paperback so I love doing that and then I’ll get an energy drink so I can stay up to read and then I let that bleed all the moisture out of my body so I don’t have to get up to pee so I’m sitting there and reading for five hours yeah phobia of the of the bathroom airplane bathrooms are really really bad for tall people and then sometimes you’re peeing and you try and like I’m gonna stand up because this is a video you sometimes you peeing and you gotta brace your knees against the side sometimes sometimes when you pee in an airplane because there’s turbulence you gotta brace your knees you gotta push your knees out like I don’t ever do that push your knees out I don’t know so that way because if your knees are in then you can rattle around and then you you peel yourself no I’m standing up you have the hunch because I’m tall but like I’m tall okay here’s my suggestion instead of doing that why don’t you lower down and put your and put your hips out they never stand during the podcast why don’t you do this why don’t you just squat down and put your hips forward like this isn’t a good angle for my knees I need to be back okay no no like let me be backing you need to do more bar classes you need to tuck your tail oh yeah that’s the problem I need to do more bar classes and goal that’s the problem with all this not airplanes were designed to just shuttle people around like canes of sardines Josh what did we learn Ed uh that I mean 911 really fundamentally changed the way that Americans view a lot of things air travel included it’s peanut butter liquid no peanut butter is not a damn liquid peanut butter it’s a partially hydrogenated oil it is like water is a liquid but ice is a solid and steam is gas it’s a peanut butter can be many forms it makes the things but should we allow be allowed to bring it on planes probably I don’t know I just don’t bring crap on planes don’t bring anything don’t travel with anything never just a book bag and a book and a bag don’t assume that any government agency is actually keeping you safe tweezers on a plate don’t assume that you have a right to comfortability anywhere you have to make your own comfortability sometimes I get these weird chin hairs and I have to tweeze them so I think I might need to bring the tweezers on the plane ew [Music] if you’ve been eating Jiff or Skippy this whole time head over to Spork to find out what peanut butter you should be eating with their ranking of the top nine peanut butters all right Nicole we’ve heard of you and I have to say now it’s time to find out what other wacky it is rattling out there in the universe it’s time for a segment we call opinions I like casserole you left me hanging last time Sona I have to leave you hanging I’m a natural soloist foreign I just want to give you kudos for how well your mythical kitchen episodes are love them but I also want to play with this question what is better than the Tony C’s as um you know as a flavoring method I have found one yet I don’t like Old Bay I love Tony C’s I’m a Tony C’s fan heart emoji but I need you folks to test something maybe even with chicken I just saw the chicken episode the chicken breast episode but please let me know uh I’d love to see an episode on a better flavoring method other than Tony C’s again I heart tell me sees love you guys you do great bye hey ree one thank you for the very nice comment so kind of you thank you I appreciate you run a YouTube channel called mythical kitchen you should watch it if you haven’t checked it out we’re so fun on that show very endearing and talented adorable there’s also more more characters yeah I guess we’re characters right there’s more people that’s a whole philosophical debate that I’m not prepared to answer we are so there’s a character there’s elevated avatars of ourselves there’s Trevor there’s V there’s Lily sometimes annalize comes on Maggie makes appearance they’re all just character bits that we made up they don’t actually that’s not the real we got them all from Central Casting um is anything better than Tony sachry’s one I think you’re searching for a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist you have Tony sashers enjoy it um sometimes Tony sees isn’t the best flavoring agent for specific things like for example like if I’m making Shawarma I’m not going to use Sony C’s to season it I’m gonna use Shawarma mix or Russell hanut yeah um no I I’m a big believer in spice Blends like I yeah it just shuts off the part of you that has to open up five different bottles and then put it all in one bottle and so I’ve been big on yeah razel hanute is a really fun one kind of like a North African uh spice did you know what Russell hanut stands for can I guess yeah is it top of the shelf or something so no it’s the owner of the Spice Shop so Raz is like race which is like boss like Spice Shop so uh each restaurant is different oh interesting that’s like the chef’s special it’s like the butcher’s cup so if you ever go to like Morocco um or wherever like the the rasa nude varies from different uh vendors Ah that’s really cool yeah I taught Josh something what’s up you teach me something every day um but there’s also other cajun spice ones out there slap your mama is very good stop your mama that’s a Tony sequeline the sloppy Mama does really good stuff yeah um other things I like grew up using Montreal seasoning from McCormick’s Mantra Spicy Montreal steak seasoning that’s dank that’s really good underrated I think that was like a 90s thing I think so yeah but man if you put that on a steak it is still a lovely time to me big fan of that a lot of people go into everything bagel and just to me it doesn’t really match with a lot of foods and I enjoy eating kind of a lot of seeds in there I like it it’s not the best Tony sees is probably the best all-purpose American seasoning I I agree with that it has all the flavors got onion it’s got garlic it’s got salt it’s got sugar it’s got paprika it’s got Cayenne those are all things that I like on a majority of my Foods yeah also I looked up Russell and you were it means head of the shop really I thought I said top of the Shelf oh ahead of the shop but rice means king or head of yeah yeah and then whatever I vaguely heard that before um another spice that I’ve been using uh Burberry spice oh from Ethiopia I have that too bro I just shower my chicken in there now so good yeah fantastic Burberry spice is delicious on Avocado toast actually I love it on Avocado toast with an egg I’ve never had that but I’d like it so good um but literally go to your local grocery store go to the spice aisle pick out something that you ain’t never heard of before and do it yeah just do it I mean you know the opportunity cost is really nothing you just get chicken that tastes a little bit different for a month if you don’t like it and that’s fun that’s fun hey Josh Nicole this is Sam from Eugene Oregon and I just had a question Eugene for you guys about fermented foods how do you feel about them have you ever tried uh experimenting with making your own lacto-fermented Foods uh where you isolate the lactobacillus salt in the proper proportion so uh thanks so much for all your content and uh I love you guys bye I love it Eugene Track Town USA the only place that cares about track and field and roughly the whole world when it comes to pickling and lacto-fermented stuff I personally don’t like doing it myself but my parents really like doing it so uh yeah my parents make their own pickles and their own torchi and their own uh different kinds of pickled things so whenever I go over they put me to work and um they asked me to clean the jars out and to like make different like spice Blends and stuff to go into like the pickles and the Torchy so I do it with my parents and it’s really fun they also have this like old wives tale that is not real where they put dried chickpeas and that collects all the bad bacteria which is I don’t know if that’s real or not but um they still added in and I I think it’s a really fun bonding experience um and then like in like you know six months later you eat and you’re like yum I have a complicated relationship with this because part of me is scared about the food safety of it all because you are literally just creating new bacteria so lacto fermenting is when um let’s talk about pickling right some people are like oh the ingredients in pickles are like vinegar salt sugar whatever and it’s like no like proper pickles a lactose pickle which is to say like the OG version yeah um you would just add salt to the vegetables and let it hang out and let it hang out and certain things like um peppers like cabbage like cucumbers they have lactobacillus bacteria naturally on especially the skins of it and so that bacteria just you know the salt bleeds the moisture natural sugars ferment and the yada yada and they eat eat eat anytime you post about fermenting anything yourself uh online it’s somebody’s gonna come and be like you’re not doing this safely it’s like you think people like 500 years ago they was just putting stuff in a clay pot in the open air like we fermented our own like anchovy tuna blood we made Roman garum that was cool and all the recipes for making it we’re like yeah you just put it in the pot and let it set um so I’ve done that yeah you know and I feel very safe consuming it um and I fermented my own chilies at home but I’m not doing it in a way that I would recommend to other people because I just kind of I don’t trust myself to do it I trust my mom to do it you know what I mean if I put in like an hour of research I’d probably feel pretty comfortable doing it but I I’m I don’t want to go through the process of sterilizing jars I’m gonna do the canning thing you know have you ever heard of verju yeah like a slightly fermented grape juice my mom makes her own version that’s so sick and literally my job was to like pick all the grapes and sterilize the jars and stuff so man I’ve like I’m like an apprentice to pick a league and like I’m like an apprentice of that stuff but like I could not do it on my own like I need my mom’s support to like show me how to do it and stuff I’d like to get more into it that sounds like it fun I’ll bring you some of her virtue it’s really good please what did she put it on this is the secret ingredient to her shirazi salad ah it is so good sometimes she just gives me like a spoonful she goes it’s good for you your tongue is white I’m like what you know again do you know traditional medicine works hey guys when buying Rice Krispies the cereal make sure you get the family size only they’re puffed they’re more of like a football shaped than that Flappy flaky shape wait wait wait also Rice Krispies are delicious in grape jelly wait wait wait this is so interesting is this a van this sounds a bit conspiratorial to me but it couldn’t make sense it could make sense because you can get products like um the Flamin Hot Cheetos Doritos whatever they sell in other countries Frosted Flakes is a good example they sell them in Mexico under the name like zacaritas Zacharias Zacharias is a Jewish Mexican Frosted Flake fusion and they’re different they’re like sweeter the flakes are different yeah I think the actual um thing that goes on top of them is different like it’s it’s a syrupy thing that hardens into like a shellac yeah yeah instead of just being like a sugary coating and so like all these factories are making different equipment they’re all trying to get to roughly the same product yeah ish maybe it depends maybe it’ll depend on the regional taste Market Etc that are used of course of course and so it could stand to reason that there’s a separate Factory that makes the family-sized boxes totally you know like beer breweries will have different um bottling operations for cans and bottles Etc beer berries beer breweries blackberries and beer for six days and getting drunk off them like one of those bears that eats all the fermented rotten fruit um no I’m thinking of cocaine bear that’s cocaine cocaine bear um but yeah what were we talking about I literally don’t remember oh Rice Krispies yeah no I want to do a side by side and you see a bowl of rice krispies and a from family size and a regular one and see if it’s legit or not I do believe you though we need more fancy Rice Krispie options no I think they’re perfect the way they are lacto fermented Vergil rice you didn’t even talk about the grape jelly and no that’s what I’m saying like wait is he talking about putting how does he do it I I believe uh grape jelly and and like some rice krispies I’ll just mash it around and eat yeah okay it’s a little crunchy snack for your tummy amen sounds like something a baby would eat hi this is Chris I’m not gonna say my last name and I’m from Hazel Green hey Grandma say it um but I think that dipping your bread and ice water during a meal is the elite way to go if people and hot dog eating contests can do it it’s so cute I but my internet friends keep on making fun of me for it and I’m just really upset I want someone else to weigh in on this uh anyways love the show thanks bye thank you thanks for listening I know why they’re protecting their idea I had a quick question yeah what is an edgelord an edge Lord is somebody who does and says things to be considered deliberately edgy probably because they lack attention probably from growing up and so they seek out negative attention because positives is harder to Garner I’m not saying this person is an edge Lord but it’s very possible that they might have some nuanced Edge Lord things deliberately to get attention which I guess I have no idea what my actual beliefs and personality is so that’s what comes out on the camera I don’t know man you know everyone’s like well just be yourself on camera it’s like myself would just be staring at a wall because all I really want to do is sleep oh just be by myself and hang out Josh take a nap after this my God it sounds really nice um but comparing yourself to still beat athletes in a Hot Dog Eating competition they’re not there for pleasure right they’re there to win yeah they’re there to win the pleasure comes from the victory winning yeah and the water is merely a means to that end that’s right what is the water to you that’s my question what what is the end goal that you are trying to serve for bread consumption at a rest I mean doing it like a restaurant is like you’re trying to get elicit some sort of reaction sure definitely I think that’s what’s going on I guess yeah well no I don’t know no I was thinking like something has to do with like what’s it called dysphagia yeah related to dysphagia I get the idea of wanting to make all your Foods wetter and if I have a bowl of ranch near my bread I will eat that I will eat that come on you ever went to Cheesecake Factory dip the brown bread in ranch classic but like water for lunch right now don’t do it don’t do it anymore yeah I’m sorry should we do one more yeah one more Maggie come on hey guys I’m gonna make this quick I heard that it has to be under a minute um I’m from North Mexico I’m from uh monterino Laredo I currently live in Laredo Texas and I’ve been eating avocado toast since I was since I can’t remember maybe four years old my grandma used to give me this I’m a 40 year old man and uh for the fact that they say avocado belongs to or it was created in California by Millennials I kind of rescind that me too we’ve been eating it for forever I have never gone into the history of it to see you who created it or what but like this is Northern Mexico food Southern I I guess South South Texas but uh anyway just a big shout out I’m a big mythical base I have a lot of mythical beasts friends in Monterey Mexico love you Nicole love you Josh is so sweet first of all one of my favorite messages you’ve ever gotten my favorite band is from Monterey what’s your favorite band I think they’re from Monterey uh the warning shout out to the one come on the show we do like the warning we should go to montre I would love that let’s go um totally yeah avocado toasts we do do you know who claims avocado toast like who gets madder than anyone when you’re like it’s such a California thing Australia oh interesting Australia claims to have invented avocado toast as a thing like I don’t think it’s a government declaration but but avocado Australians say were started in Mexico right they’re from Mexico but so did tomatoes so did chili so did beans so did squash so did corn right so it’s it’s a Colombian Exchange crop but it took a long time for avocados to eventually catch on a lot of places but really interesting when I was in South Africa and I like ate an avocado and I was like yo this is the best avocado I ever tasted and they’re like yeah they’ve been growing them for like 70 years here wow like what and so they just found other climates avocados obviously yeah and so they really have like spread the world in a way obviously are from Mexico and like um like right um I believe comes from an indigenous word as well so they have like and I think it means like roughly means scrotum balls yeah yeah yeah uh which hey makes sense you look at an avocado so I don’t know about the origins of it but I mean the fact that you know he grew up eating it in Mexico and Northern Mexico and Southern Texas totally valid yeah it absolutely makes sense and also the association of it with like rich people culture oh yeah that’s why we can’t buy houses because we enjoy avocado toast yeah screw yourself also you ever go to like a Mexican market and you get the actual uh because there’s Hass avocados grown in California it’s a lot of bigger and there’s so many different kinds of those Reed avocados bacon avocados red avocados are so good I love them and it’s fun to explore different avocados but uh you’ll get like avocados from Mexico um and I believe those are grown year round they’re a little bit more petite right dude growing up I would buy him 10 for a dollar yeah it was just they’re smaller they’re a different texture but like avocados aren’t like he said this model of like white Millennial endorses no it’s like an indigenous food that’s been eaten forever you wanna know something funny one time I went to a produce show in Orlando Florida oh hell yeah before I met you and literally there were avocados the size of my forearms that were absolutely the most gorgeous insane things I’ve ever seen an avocado the size of my head and I’m like there’s no way that people in America can claim this food like this has been the most gorgeous unbelievable agricultural thing to happen there’s no way it started here got it yeah putting it on bread putting it on bread I remember iconic I remember talking to a Mexican food writer and he was like I hate the way white people fetishize guacamole and I was like what do you mean and he’s like in Mexico this is at least what he said he’s like in Mexico guacamole isn’t like an event it’s not an 18 app that you get tableside he’s like a lot of guacamole it’s just one of the things on a salsa bar for certain kinds of tacos and sometimes it’s just water avocado chili and salt Americans love fat dude they just like to eat fatty we love fat and we also like this sort of uh exoticized nature of things yeah you know what I mean and like it’s fun to say we love a pla we love a show we love a sizzling fajitas that’s the reason that was the most popular Mexican dish yeah which is like a very obscure Mexican dish and Fajita is we talked about this yesterday a little bit it’s like uh I believe a northern Mexican belt sling for yeah like little belts and it refers to arachera the skirts it’s a whole deal but we turned that into a phenomenon at Chili’s in the 80s and 90s you know what I mean same thing happened with guacamole and avocado totally do you like table side guac no I love tableside books make me good guacamole I don’t need no no no I love it when I was younger when I was like 19 20 we would go to hookah bars and uh they’re nice in the valley and there was one place called The Spot and there guacamole table side presentation was epic I think it’s because I constantly like watch them screw it up I’m just like that’s way too much like chili in there like I love like all the cuts on that are so messed up I think this is just me being and they’re always wanted Americans adding it to like a molcajete and not actually pounding it well it’s just like weird they do pound it they do pound it really yeah I I don’t know it’s not pre-matched one I always get it they’re literally scooping avocado are they pounding the other ingredients in there the point of it no two they have they have four other tables to do it at you gotta respect the hustle avocado toast thank you so much for your for your statement it’s a great goal really made us happy all right on that note thank you for listening to a hot dog as a sandwich we got new Audio Only episodes every Wednesday new videos coming out on Friday if you want to be featured on opinions on a casseroles hit 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