
I just don’t get it. Why are those two crisp-cut fries wearing their clothes backwards? – I know! Did they get dressed in the dark? It looks so dumb! – Hey, hey, hey, what’s up guys! – Why is your shirt on backwards? – It is? Woops, I got dressed in the dark, haha. Hey, look, backwards brethren! Hey, hey Fry Guys, hey Fry Guys! Hey! – What do you want, yo? – We’re twins! Hah! – Actually, we’re twins. – No, no, no, I mean we’re twins because we all got dressed in the dark this morning! Get it? – We didn’t get dressed in the dark, yo. – Wait, your clothes are on backwards on purpose? – Totally, we meant to do this, yo. – Back off, yo. – Wow, what a couple of yo-yos! (laughs) (growling) – This kitchen is the perfect place to write Kriss Kut’s next hit album, yo. – Word, yo, let’s get started. – Yeah, I’m feelin’ that beat, yo. Wait, hold up yo, that loser orange is standing in my creative zone. – Oy! – Huh? What’s he sayin’ yo? – I don’t know, yo. – Oy. – That doesn’t make any sense, yo. (growls) – This is totally disrupting my creative process. This orange is straight up wiggity wiggity whacked, yo. – What did you say about my wig? (laughs) – Get lost, yo. – Hey! Give me my wiggity wiggity back! (laughs) – Uh. – Come on, focus up, yo, we gotta write some fresh new lyrics. How ’bout this. Kriss Kut’ll make you dunk, dunk! – Yeah, that’s so wiggity, yo. – Totally wiggity, great work guys! (laughs) – Yo, why are you still here? – Oy! – Why do you keep saying that, yo? – Because it’s yo backwards, oy! (laughs) – Oh, I get it yo. – Me too, yo. – Oy is yo backwards, I never thought of it that way before, yo. – We might have underestimated this orange. He’s really backwards, yo. Oy. – Right, oy. – Totally, oy. Yo, do you wanna be on our rap album? (gasps) – I-I’ve been waiting to hear those words my entire life! (laughs) – What’s your name, yo? – Orange, like the fruit. (laughs) – No, I mean your MC name, yo. If you’re gonna be on Kriss Kut’s album you gotta have a cool MC name. Like I’m MC Kriss Kut, this is my friend brother, MC Kut Kriss. – MC Kut Kriss? Can I be MC Butt Kiss? (laughs) – MC Butt Kiss. (crickets) I love it. – Yeah ’cause you kiss with yo’ front and your butt’s on your rear. That front-back dichotomy is exactly what Kriss Kut’s album is all about, yo! – Speaking of the album, we should get back to work! (laughs) – I love this guy! (laughs) Let’s get to work! – Alright, show me what you guys got so far. – No sweat. – Kriss Kut make you dunk, dunk! – Kriss Kut’ll make you dunk, dunk! – Kriss Kut’ll make you dunk, dunk! – Kriss Kut’ll make you dunk, dunk! Yeah. What do you think? – Uh. That’s all you have? – That’s pretty much the whole song, yo. – Yeah, we were just gonna say that like 50 times and call it a day. – Well it’s just, I don’t get it. Kriss Kut’ll make you dunk? What are you gonna make me dunk? – Everything, yo. Kriss Kut’ll make you dunk basketball into hoops. – Kriss Kut’ll make you dunk yo’ friends in the pool. – Kriss Kut’ll make you dunk– – French fries into ketchup? – Uh, yeah I guess that could work, too. It’s a little weird and ominous, but sure. – Yeah, I don’t get it. – Well then, if you don’t get it, maybe you shouldn’t be on the album after all. – What?! No! Being on a rap album has been my life dream since like 30 seconds ago! (laughs) – Yo, I knew this guy wasn’t wiggity. – Hear that? You’re off the album, MC Butt Kiss. Now leave us alone. – And what if I don’t wanna leave? – Then Kriss Kut’ll make ya. – Dunk, dunk? – Oh, har har. You remember the lyrics to our song. – Kriss Kut’ll make you leave. that’s what we’re sayin’. – No! Dunk, dunk! – Huh? – Huh? – Agh! (both screaming) – [Kriss Kut] He’s eatin’ me yo! – [Kut Kriss] He’s eatin’ me too, yo! – [Kriss Kut] This is so wiggity wiggity whacked! – [Kut Kriss] We should probably write a song about this! – [Kriss Kut] Wiggity, yo! (both screaming) – Woah. I guess that’s a wrap on that album, huh? (laughs) – Oh man, it’s a wrap! We just put these outfits together! – Great. I missed out on another short-lived fad. The story of my life. (Orange laughs) – [Orange] Knife!
