ramble [Music] [Applause] [Music] welcome to best friends back all right the show where two high school best friends try the best friend think again i’m nakeen homaifad and i’m stevie wynn levine and today there’s a pop quiz you heard right so i hope you’re ready for it um did you like pop quizzes in school who the [ ] likes pop quizzes you know you like no quizzes no i didn’t i didn’t i was no i didn’t i had um i i don’t know if i told you this before and i don’t understand why this would be something that i told you but i had a professor in college it was my communications law professor and she was notorious she had a like index cards that had your name written on them in a stack and she made like reading assignments and you also had to read and memorize the new york times every morning memorize well yeah you had to know it that’s a big difference between memorizing and knowing it she wanted you to read in comprehension yeah like she’d ask you about like a a news story she wouldn’t ask like what was the sentence structure of this so it’s not like memorizing but like you know um and so she would grab a card out of the index uh pile that would have your name on it and she’d ask you a random question either from the textbook reading or the new york times and if you couldn’t answer the question she’d take two points off your average what i actually really wound up liking the class but um it really kept me on my toes yeah yeah also that’s i was going to say that’s a lot of preparation on her part but no she was just reading the paper because yeah she was like or just picking random facts from paper and acting as if she was reading the paper wow she sounds like a delight yeah well one of the quizzes that we’re gonna be oh we didn’t even set up so the reason that we said there’s a pop quiz today we figured that um you know we’d kind of go a little bit old school with the cosmo quiz of it all and find a handful of quizzes for the two of us to take together and for our friends to also take simultaneously with us so that’s what we’re gonna do we’re gonna go back and forth with some random ass quizzes we found now cosmo has um they need to up their game in terms of their their quizzes a little tired it’s tired um we do have a quiz from the new york times which i’ve memorized uh i’m happy to be doing but then uh of course i mean how could we do a quiz episode without quizzes from buzzfeed without question yeah buzzfeed has totally quartered the market on all things quiz i’m not mad at it i wonder if if any teachers use buzzfeed quizzes in their class i’m sure all those lazy ass my teachers looking for something i’m kidding teachers how was your week well cassie left i i mentioned uh a couple of weeks back uh that she was going to be leaving um and you are in your single uh dog parenting phase she’s left uh i have been left alone and so i’m you know barely hanging on as how i would describe myself um how about you is ringo speaking with you uh ringo lost all of his bones in his body immediately upon cassie’s departure and he melted into a puddle of like i don’t know he’s alex mack yeah he alex mack and he um i believe will be in that puddle for the entire week that she is gone his expression of depression well yeah expression of depression uh is prominent at all times if he is not playing walking eating he is um depressed depressed our dog sitter actually told us that they referred to him as the depressed lesbian which i’m like that’s easy that’s an easy grab but hopefully by the end of the week he’ll like find a little space in his heart for me for you yeah are you um are you double dogging it still i am now single dogging it we we are a family of one again but it has been an eventful week zack is still gone and yesterday i was about to go into the patio to take the trash out and there were rat remains in my patio i swear to god there was a few parts of a wrap and the patio and i like this leg sorry i just before we get into that you don’t know this but i have like a bit of a phobia of rat parts of rats and mice okay i it’s just so disgusting so i i kind of walked out taking a step down and then i looked and saw oh wait that’s like a little bit of a string that’s a thick string i realized it was a tail and then saw some red and so i ran back inside and i started panicking because you know we use the patio or eye in this case i use the patio to take out the trash get in and out yeah and i didn’t i’m like i don’t know what i’m gonna do zack’s gone for the next seven days and so i started texting him he’s in california so this poor guy it’s like five in the morning for him and i’m like okay i really can’t rely on this i’m like what do i do i called 3-1-1 like an idiot do you know what 3-1-1 is 3-1-1 is like the number you call when you need the city to come clean up like somebody dumping trash on the curb oh basically like a public thing it’s not a bad idea it was it was it was super dumb because this is a private residence this is not a public space oh god and then what was their response what did what did they say well you just you just submitted online like an online form there will come in like two weeks yeah and then i also realized like you should not be calling 3-1-1 so i think of the next best thing my 70 year old neighbors across the street they are lesbians they are [Laughter] you bury the lead your lesbian neighbors across the street who happen to be 70 years old i thought if anyone’s gonna save me it’s a pair of lesbians yeah and and save me did they really they just drove in in the subaru legit she’s like we’re coming right over and of course she did exactly what i would do she was like i’m also scared of rats but my wife will come she volunteered her partner of course and within five minutes they had come across the street one of them had one of those claw trash claws you know [Laughter] [Music] she had that she’s like i’ve done this before she picks it up throws it away and me and her wife are inside like freaking out and what’s amazing is she also asks if i have any clorox or bleach she’s like i need to clean up you’re like well yeah because they’re flies and it was just the most immaculate like hit job i’ve ever seen and i felt in that moment so loved i was like god neighbors man it really yeah i felt really lucky to have some like ladies across the street that were willing to save the day for me i was like i can’t repay this particular favor but i will do other things for you that’s right so now you don’t have a dead rat uh right outside your door i would i i wonder what killed the rat that’s where my mind goes okay so i learned i was like was everything there she was like it’s funny there were all these parts but the middle she thinks that a cat came in did its thing oh you go kitty and left the rest okay i’m glad that you um that you don’t have uh yeah you don’t have to live within and he remains but i thought since she was a hero for me i’d be a hero for for you logan and her friends by sharing a little psa with you okay i recently learned that when you tag your location um on instagram that location can now be a precise location not a general one so i want you go to your settings this is really important because people have been using this with the rat this has nothing to do with anything this has to do with saving some life okay i just wanted to i just wanted to say like and by the way i don’t think this is payback to your neighbors if you share this information with them i do think you have to go beyond that i need to first start them an instagram account so that i can then save them i mean honestly starting them an instagram account would probably uh be the favor yeah i heard that people were using this to stock okay go to your instagram to yourself okay i just i just this i think is actually very important go to your settings and then type in instagram and then click on location and do you see that some i mean if you have never on it won’t show up but if you have anything else you’ll see precise location at the very bottom and it’s turned on as a default so turn that [ ] off thank you so much okay that the weight of that information is now off my shoulders yeah well thank you so much uh for sharing that i did not have a dead rat in my life luckily uh and i will admit exactly i will admit now i’m a little frightened the the number of things that could possibly happen um well cassie is away while cassie is away my anxiety level’s so freaking high right now which is why i’m so excited to take quizzes well this is a good one we’re starting with a really great one if you’re having anxiety it’s the what is fun am i fun what kind of fun and do i like you want to try that because this quiz is about identifying what kind of fun you like to have what’s your fun vibe there’s a really fun piece in the new york times this week where a woman talks about how she’s like questioning whether she’s fun she’s like i don’t i don’t like going to museums that’s the first identifier i don’t think i’m fun because i don’t like going to museums this is the new york times so yeah i guess so [Laughter] buzzfeed quiz that’s right okay well let’s see yeah so let’s get into whatever uh do you i think that you and i will have different fun vibes don’t you feel that way i’m gonna keep my mind open and not be so judgmental from the front okay fine question number one everyone is have you ever ordered a party sub now what is the you in this situation i think we need to not we it’s not work related it’s like when you’re home okay so like have have i maybe cassie and i ordered a party sub at our home exactly exactly um i’m a no i don’t believe so yeah i know as well but i i would if there was a good party so about that well this is about your history not about your future all right second question have you ever had an urgent need for a stain remover oh my god yes yes oh my god yes the intro the the invention of the tide pen the tide stick like special shout out i haven’t heard the tide pen sponsoring any podcasts but let’s make this one the first my favorite thing is when you shake it and then you press down in that initial wetness that you feel the cold you’re like it’s working it’s working special wetness that’s how it is i remember and i think this is a story i’m told on good mythical more but i um so in elementary school there was a period of time where wearing khakis and a white t-shirt was cool like i don’t know it was like this gap look of the time and i remember having multiple conversations just about that outfit and how cool it was and so um i had cats what your fun vibe is exactly i had khakis on and this was i was so young that i was using uh like crayola markers for something and i was sitting at my desk and i thought that my top was on to my red crayola marker and it was not and i was like tracing on my thighs and like like because it might not be like good it like has like a tickle yeah it feels good i was drawing on my khakis and red marker and when i stood up i had like my thighs were just covered in like red squiggly marks okay so you are a major yes me too yes me too all right next question do you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain no i don’t you don’t like pina coladas i like the taste a little bit it’s sweet but like it’s so much sugar that i don’t know we know what your fun vibe is and getting caught in the rain i am i’m not drew barrymore i can’t yeah yeah yeah you were locked out of tick tock but you managed to see that one you know when it’s made its way to instagram it’s old yeah yeah i love a good pina colada i mean i agree with you like you’re not gonna that’s not gonna be your drink of choice but like a nice tropical vacation a like a poolside situation anytime it’s like a fresh a fresh uh you know made pina colada i like but okay do i like getting caught in the rain no i don’t like getting caught that implies that you were not prepared for the rain and i don’t like and especially in la by the way no one has like an umbrella or understands what rain is at all actually i guess every time it rains here we’re kind of caught in the rain because we’re like oh where’s this come from so what is it for you fine i’ll go just because of that i’ll go no ma’am on that okay this one it’s gotta be planned rain all right do you initiate high fives this is an interesting one because if i’m gonna get deep with it i think this might be a pandemic related change in behavior okay because not that i’m like a a big high five giver but like have i initiated a high five yeah i’ve initiated a high five have i done so in the past two and a half years no not really so i think the safest uh answer here between sure do and nope is nope but okay i don’t know are you a high five initiator i initiate high fives i do i do i it’s like a good job oh i know what a high five is i do it i think it’s fun i mean like i’m all about the air five now but it’s i know it’s cheesy like when you do it you’re like i don’t want to actually touch your hand air five okay this is the wait this is the first one where we have answered different things i’d like to point out i believe well this is exciting because now we’ll have two fun yeah it’ll be a potential solely based on the high five initially okay do you enter competitions only when you can win oh i can guess your answer to this i feel like and we touched on this i believe there’s so much competition in like high school times that i got kind of burnt out on giving much of a [ ] yeah i like to i like to avoid like i was thinking the other day uh one of my friends like a year ago asked me to go play tennis with him and i was like sure it’s just a friendly thing and then like i remembered like oh yeah but he’s a dude and like he has this little tinge of like i want to be better than you and i want to i want to show you the ropes and i was immediately like i don’t like this i don’t like i i didn’t come to compete like i’m not i’m not i’m not compelled to show to beat you you know yes so i don’t i’d rather remove myself from the situation than be forced to like want to win to beat yeah you know because you were gonna say that yes you were gonna answer yes for me yeah but then again you know we stopped hanging out a lot after after high school so in your high school days yeah yeah the answer would have been yes yeah go like entering into a i mean yeah i would not willingly enter into most competitions yeah yes that’s what i mean but if i’m going to i don’t need to be the winner okay so we’re talking tennis match exactly again okay well then i would think okay oh okay this next one is revealing do you party in quotes do you party and we know what that means does that mean drugs or alcohol i think it means drugs and i learned this we can silently answer this one and move on to the next one well i have a funny story about this because when i was gosh it was the first year after graduation i was living in boston and i was on my stoop it was the night time i was i don’t know why the [ ] i was there it was night i was by myself but i’m on my stoop and this guy oh no walks by and he sits on my stoop the stoop is a really big one so sitting on my stoop didn’t mean he was right next to me okay and he starts talking to me he’s clearly been drinking and he asks me eventually like do you party and i was like oh yeah like yeah i go to parties and he was like nerd do you party and i’m like yeah i kept i i wasn’t getting yeah and then finally he was like no do you do drugs and i was like is it is it broadly drugs or is it like molly or something like is this well molly is a drug well i know that but like no one’s like walking around with a joint going like do you party you know like so is it like oh like pills yeah i don’t know like i would assume it’s more of like an e molly situation whatever but the answers are yes or ooh so i’m going yes obviously okay i’m gonna go with the ooh because do you party yeah no okay not me okay well i know the fun one is love this one have you framed your diplomas i haven’t but my mom has oh okay you know where my diplomas are in the manila folder in the file folder where all the rest of the stuff is that i got for season one plus my phone number some some way somehow added onto your play bill wait but you so she has them framed at her house yeah interesting because like i totally get if you’re like a doctor or something you know you’re not in your parents house but like in your office like a lot of doctors have like here’s my diploma like this is why i’m touching yeah you know situation but like i don’t know i don’t know any other diplomas that are like like i wouldn’t be like oh here’s my here’s my television radio film diploma maybe i should maybe you should bring it in here and be like this is why i’m at the mic because i studied radio i studied for this oh and the answers are yes or i’m not a dentist so that i mean they’re crazy i’m not a dentist okay do you eat pasta yes yeah yeah okay are you ever just hanging by the way that was not me asking stevie a random question that was actually a fun quiz question all right next question are you ever just hanging with the girls aka your plants what uh this is this is crazy i’ve never ever just hanging with the girls aka your plants really i would expect this from buzzfeed but um no no i’m never hanging no with my plants no okay i like this next question do you lie to your doctor um i mean my answer is no but i recently asked a couple that i’m friends with who i know goes to couples therapy i don’t even remember how it came up in conversation but they lied to their couple’s therapist and i’m like what’s the point of going to couples therapy if you’re going to lie and the uh woman was like well because i want her to like me more than him god but it’s a guy not there like calling her out on her i i mean listen i have not attended the sessions so i am unsure what they’re like um but apparently it’s a popularity game and i i think it’s i guess somewhat common but i i don’t like i don’t know my doctor no i don’t i wish i had something like significant to lie about yeah i don’t okay have you ever been thrown out of a fine establishment gosh i don’t think so i never personally have been thrown out of anywhere i will say okay this is not a fine establishment it is a gay bar on the east side of los angeles a dive bar in which uh you know well am i even gonna get into the the politics of this fine very briefly uh this is really a bar for gay men and some gay men don’t have any tolerance for uh gay women being in the presence of them in a gay bar and i would say some because so [ ] up not a lot and i don’t i don’t think that gay men understand that i’m gay and so i was ordering a drink at the bar and i was there with like several of my friends and the guy like was mimicking several of your girls aka plants and this guy behind me was mimicking me and in a way like so i was like whatever drink i wanted to order and then he was like oh my god oh my god as if it was like a mimic of my voice which is like that’s interesting that’s not how i talk or anything but like you’re drunk and you’re angry that i like exist and i turned around because i obviously put two i was like oh i’m putting this together and i’m gonna turn around i’m gonna say something to you sir and before i could say anything one of my friends that i was there with took her entire beer and poured it over oh my god yes and i like was shot i was shocked because it happened so quickly and i turned to look at her and the um bouncer she just looked like she was like like being sucked out of the packed bar by like an alien abduction like it looked like she literally like the bouncer like took the back of her shirt and just pulled her pulled her out of the bar to a round of applause i mean that was amazing yeah it wasn’t a fine establishment and i myself didn’t get kicked out but of course i went out after that and uh you’re like after i finished my drink after i was like oh my god oh my god like i always do over and over again okay so your answer is no but you know somebody that’s a yes you can sure can answer this for your friend you can find out her fun vibe would you climb that and jump off it gosh the wording of these questions is pretty strange would you climb that and jump off it i kind of get it i kind of get it because cassie is a tree climber uh which is you know an interesting thing to be in your early 40s i would say there’s no way my my body is doing any doing those things like i have bruises all over from walking you know like there’s no additional acrobatics that need to be done but she will see a tree and want to climb it and we’ll we’ll do it me right no yeah i’m a no i’m i’m worried about hurting myself too often yeah exactly all right next question have you ever photocopied your butt no my butt’s too big for a photocopy machine i think you’re a no too is that right there’s gonna be a no for me have you ever said woo and meant it yes i will say i have i have i’ve got some really awkward mom vibes going on that i’ve noticed about myself and anytime i like do a dance or like arm movements cassie’s immediately like mom dance and i’m like not my intention but i see that i respect that you’re identifying that and i know that’s who i am as a person i guess i mean yeah obviously very awkward but mom uh so woo and men yeah absolutely it’s that it’s a once a week thing yeah i think okay have you ever left a party without analyzing everything you said i mean i hardly yeah that’s this is pretty regular zach and i our favorite thing to do is leave a party and talk about everything that happened and then i’ll be like was that did i take that choke a little too far ahead yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i was like no no it was charming yeah i’m like oh [ ] oh yeah i took it to something that i think this is something that everybody does i think it’s an easy yes do you ever hang your head out of a car window like a dog you know in the same way that i’m afraid of hurting myself from like jumping things also i have bad depth perception you just think absolutely hit you in the forehead i feel like i’m gonna hit something so it’s a it’s a no i wish i had that zest for life oh my thing is like do you understand how tangled your hair gets during that process like it is hard to brush out okay i had a lot of hair going on um but no i i not myself it’s a no is there anything more satisfying than checking things off a list um that is one of the more satisfying things for me i have to agree i i think that like i saw this post recently about like it’s not serotonin but it’s something in the family of like happiness hormones like productivity like getting something done does trigger this you know this horny i don’t know why i say this right this is a bodily response you know yeah so yeah i i really really like a good to-do list completion all right we’re almost done with this quiz we have three more questions you spike your tea with psilocybin or locally sourced honey it’s not easy to get that stuff so it’s a it’s not locally sourced honey do you party with your tea yeah um you know go honey okay uh the next question is is the googly emoji with the tongue out in your top five emojis no i don’t even know again this is the new york times okay so we’ve got a wide demographic especially after the psilocybin question they had to they had to go on the other end all right last question would you if i dared you to i mean no i know no is the answer but for some reason when you said that the thing that stood out my mind one time and i think this was like in high school we were playing truth or dare and uh someone dared me to i don’t know why i did this i don’t know what i was thinking someone dared me to drink water out of the toilet and i did it no i must have been serious you must have been curious that’s the only reason i can think of you saying yes i think i’d like convinced myself of logic that doesn’t actually exist which is like oh well this is clean water in the toilet so therefore it is clean yeah the commode is suddenly so clean exactly i missed a huge chunk yeah do you remember what it tasted like uh like dirty toilet water truth or dare man i will say i was always scared of that game but i always wanted to play because i was hoping that somebody would dare me to kiss somebody else i was upset i always i was like i want to get invited to play like spin the bottle yeah or seven minutes in heaven totally terrified but also so curious because i’m like i’m not getting a kiss any other way unless it’s forced upon me yeah that makes sense nobody ever did yeah no it wasn’t kiss someone it was always drink the dirty drink the toilet water was always the dare um okay this is our final result all right damn damn this is not so surprising congratulations your fun vibe is low-key okay that’s what i got too you did yeah i mean listen guys guys i mean people listen to 30 30 it’s going to be useful it’s going to get better from here we’re going to have different results and it’s going to be high key fun but right now we’re low we’re low-key but you know what now that we’ve gone through this quiz and i’ve seen the options i do feel like if i do want to make a change i know how right you’re not gonna you can’t cheat on these quizzes no no if i want to change my fun vibe in real life oh in real life you’re gonna start i will start entering competitions that i can win got it i gotta start well it says um um means we gardening reading a good book or quietly people watching is your kind of fun hey two of those three i do do yeah exactly it’s not bad you’ve been known to say we don’t need to drink to have a good time that’s not me i have i have totally said that i’m not gonna lie man i love people watching that’s yeah that’s good fun [Music] all right let’s move on to a buzzfeed quiz this one is how old are you based on which scenarios you find the most scary okay so first question which of these work-related scenarios seems worse to you doing something wrong and getting fired being overlooked for a promotion being stuck in a career you don’t enjoy never earning as much money as you’d like oh this is a this is a different kind of scary thing this guy really serious really listening and i’m like turning into a this is turning into a professional development session i will say that i think my answer to this question is would be different if i was answering it in my first job you know right out of right out of college i would say now being stuck in a career i don’t enjoy would be the worst because the majority of our life honestly the majority of your day is spent working usually and it seems like i mean which you you’ve done but it seems very scary to go in a different direction that you actually want to pursue and not a lot of people actually do that so um yeah i i agree with that i agree with that so did we click being stuck yeah okay being stuck in a career you don’t enjoy okay which of these romantic scenarios seems like the worst to you oh my god never experiencing true love god we’ve taken a turn never finding a partner to settle down with finding someone perfect and losing them due to your own bad actions oh okay marrying the wrong person and being stuck in an unhappy marriage this is feeling kind of similar to the work question at first glance yeah like where are you going to spend most of your time and how are you going to feel in that time i think my answer is never experiencing true love i think that that that is like the biggest loss in your life if you cause because even if you experience true love and then you break up or something happens and you’re not together like at least you had that but like if you never have that your entire life that’s that’s shitty i think i’m gonna go with marrying the wrong person and being stuck in an unhappy marriage i think that that would suck so i mean i’ve seen examples of that too and it’s just like that’s the kind of it bleeds all of these things bleed into like other parts of your life but people become mean and resentful and yucky when they’re an unhappy marriage and man zach you better keep me happy that’s all i can say you better clean out those dead rats which of these situations seems the most awful oh god becoming rich and famous for something you did but hate oh like a sex tape okay i’m just giving examples so people can okay yeah creating a piece of critically acclaimed work but having money troubles your whole life being rich but entirely anonymous that seems desirable for a lot of people i love that uh never reaching any level of fame of any kind well yeah okay yeah the rich anonymous thing like yeah that’s that’s i am so quickly drawn to the sex tape one becoming rich and famous for something you did but hate that’s like then everybody is not only did you do this bad thing or this thing that you hate but now everyone knows you for it yeah your identity is completely completely defined by that i have to agree i think there’s good examples of people coming back from that i my mind goes directly to kristen stewart because of the whole twilight you know that’s right like that’s a great example of that yeah okay but like yeah she will forever be bella and twilight and had to overcome overcome that so i can imagine that being very annoying but like also like the other options being rich and anonymous sounds awesome never reaching any level of fame of any kind so what and then um creating a piece of critically acclaimed work but having money troubles yeah you made something really awesome with your life like that’s cool so yeah i think that’s the only option for us because some people might have a very different experience sure yeah yeah which of these relationship scenarios seems like the worst oh god having a partner who is way closer to their family than you are to yours partner’s family hating you oh all of your friends hating your partner oh that’s even worse i think your family hating your partner oh my god i’m immediately like number one is out like having a partner who’s way closer to their family than yours whatever that’s i think it’s not a competition yeah competition okay i’m between the the last two same between what’s worse your friends hating your partner or your family hating your partner i think it depends on i mean your relationship yeah well because they also your friends versus your family have have a different view and different relationship with you yeah period and i think it depends on your relationship with your family like i would i think it would be a bigger like day-to-day issue if all my friends hated my partner and it would tell me a lot more because my assumption would be they would have spent more time with my partner okay you know what i mean um versus like your family could be very stringent and what they view for you and so you could be a part of a family that no one’s ever gonna be good enough so like yeah word hate is you know right broadened yeah i think i’m gonna go with friends i agree with you friends hating your partner gosh it just ruins the whole dynamic yeah and then you well it’s also like if your friends hate your partner it’s probably for a good reason so red flag oof but you know what guys be careful be careful about how you approach friends who have partners you hate because they might marry them they might stay with them and then that has happened a friend telling me something that they don’t like about their partner and therefore they’re going to like break up with them or it’s not going to work out and then they wind up staying with them and i’m like oh my god like a friend recently told me that she saw that her partner like she stumbled upon like foot porn that her partner was watching and like he had also like googled one of her friends feet that they had like just hung out with oh and like all of this was like a secret and she was like yeah i don’t think it’s gonna work out because i was really creeped out when he googled my friend totally feet and whatever and i was like yeah that’s really weird they’re still [ ] together and then that’s why you always wear closed toe shoes around them all right next question okay which of these scenarios would you most hate to be in your house being broken into and burglared okay thanks buddy uh your house being burglar it says burgled is that right no burglarized yeah because you forgot the to lock the door your house being burgled by someone you know personally having to really having to burgle someone’s house what what scenario would you most hate to be in what scenario would you be in in which you had to burgle someone’s house i hate that i’m in this scenario in which i must burgle you but alas what do you mean that doesn’t make sense to you well like what scenario would you be in that where you would have to girl none of these are realistic scenarios okay fine okay so do you want the table i would hate to have to steal somebody like be forced to steal from someone but but no no but if i had to do it i think i’d do it well yeah okay so i’m eliminating for myself the because you forgot to lock the door so that leaves broken into by someone i know or by someone i don’t know and [Music] i think the only thing is is that if it’s someone that i know personally is the implication that i can get my stuff back because i would rather that and so therefore the worst scenario for me would be that my house is broken into and burgled by someone i don’t know where when i think of the person somebody i know burglar in my house i think wow complete complete undermining of trust oh yeah like i trusted the wrong person yes like but wouldn’t you rather know that about that person so you could check them off your friend to-do list you know there yes i can yes because if it’s a random person that i don’t know i’m like oh well that could happen again and if it’s a person i know well no it can’t happen again because that [ ] only once but i’m gonna i am gonna do just being broken into and burgled the first one we’re on the same okay we gotta be on different pages okay well sorry [Laughter] which of these situations seems the most awful being caught in a lie having to keep up a lie for the rest of your life having to lie for someone else never ever being able to lie ever again never ever being able to lie ever again seems worse because if we’re including all like white lies and and nice things if this is like a liar liar movie situation i mean you saw the result of that so i’m going with with that by the way zach cannot lie so never tell him does he have like a towel does he like look up to the left or something it’s a little smile it’s literally like a little smile even if it’s like a bad lie like even if it’s like a serious like there’s like stakes on the line and he’s trying well so i’ve smiled try to coach him on this because i think it’s important to sometimes keep you don’t have like his big thing is transparency but i’m like withholding information is different than lying so so you you want him to withhold him for me yeah i do don’t tell me everything please from other people i think the most awful thing would be having to keep up a lie for the rest of your life seems like okay yeah go with a different one let’s get some different answers in here which of these scenarios seems like the worst to you having to live the same day over and over again depends on the day true having well the way the movies work it’s not a good day having to constantly move from city to city and never staying anywhere longer than a day living normally but never being able to leave the place you were born being able to travel but never returned to the place you were born oh i mean one of these things is like something that is not reality and then everything else is like a very realistic scenario for me having moved and traveled a lot this year i think constantly moving never being somewhere for more than a day would be really brutal so you would that worse than having to live the same day over and over again yeah why not sure okay well i’m going with groundhog day okay and finally oh finally god which of these situations would be the worst one to be in i thought this was like i thought it was like are you scared of a monster under your bed are you you know like what the hell is this logan what the hell logan yeah okay um which of these situations would be the worst one to be in never being able to buy a house but always being able to rent a nice place for a fairly affordable price okay this is this is totally calling out millennials for sure being able to buy a nice home but never being able to move out of it or sell it for the rest of your night life buying your dream home but it’s in a totally different country from your family and friends being able to buy your dream home but it must be on the same street as your parents oh we kind of we’ve got we’ve dabbled in this area previously i think buying your dream home and having it be in another country is totally great because i’m assuming you don’t have to live in the one okay are we gonna say we have the constraint of this is the only place you live because that’s a good question dream of having a home in other countries that’s a good loophole i i think i’ll accept that that loophole which means it’s not though but loopholes are no fun in these games you can’t have loopholes you know these are such weird scenarios like you you always rent a nice place for an affordable price like doesn’t seem so bad you buy a nice home but you have to live in it also not bad that’s the one for me that’s the worst of the four i don’t want to be in the same house forever okay i want to have the ability to like go i’m going to go with the parents one i guess i don’t know i’ll be able to buy your dream home but it must be on the same street as your parents i feel like you that’s not that’s not bad it’s not bad none of these things are think about all the cocktails you’d have i’m gonna the eagles you’d listen to i know that i know that it’s more fun for us to have different answers but don’t you want to know yeah your age is yeah i would i’m agreeing with you fine i’m agreeing with you all right all right how old are you based on which scenarios you find the most scary 24. god damn it am i younger than you four oh come on you two logan you’re actually 24 25 i’m 25 and a half i’m 25 and a half oh my god it says 24. you have a lot of big dreams and your worst fears are not accomplishing them this is stupid i don’t like this one i’ma retake this with all the different answers [Music] whatever i think we need to move on to a quiz that we can rely on and so therefore logan you will be hosting this next quiz would you like to introduce what it is yes i would love to okay the title of this quiz is if you want to find out who your celesbian soul mate is then all you need to do is answer these 11 questions that’s it so direct i love how direct it is i love how scary it seems and then it says but forget about your current relationships one of these women is your soul mate and that’s a fact oh who’s taking this quiz who was taking this quiz and saying well i’m in a relationship i can’t i can’t take this i was just doing that all right this is going to be fun because i uh you just learned the words celesbian yeah all right so i’m going to choose answers yeah that’s how that’s how it’s been working that’s how it’s been working all right run us through okay choose a lesbian stereotype camping cats a jeep wrangler flannel shirts softball which is funny because that’s where i met my girlfriend hey or yearning oh yearning’s a good one yearning is a good lesbian stereotype what does that mean it’s like a perpetual like it’s like me and darcy cardin situation but like always lusting after so always yeah always like the the the idea of the thing is probably better than so accurate almost you know like uh okay i feel like i’ve gotta go with that one uh for myself personally i’m going with yearning the lesbians are going through the yearning i’m gonna go with jeep wrangler i don’t know what do you think which one of these lesbian stereotypes do i fit uh well what do you drive an electric car just like a car you don’t even drive like a suv like a little suv or like some kind of like situation but you’re going with jeep wrangler because you drive a car well because i i’m not a cat fan okay and flannel shirts way now softball sorry not my place and yearning no listen i’m not clear i’m not i’m i’m not the person that was always like dreaming of okay so you you most identify this is a hard one for you but you most identify with the jeep wrangler because you least identify with everything else all right yeah and let’s see yeah okay that makes sense it’s acceptable okay next pick a character from the l word is this going to be okay i mean have you watched enough to i haven’t seen enough to identify with a character but i have a strong choice for this oh right it’s gigi she hasn’t even read the options yet okay it’s gg but i have a straw i haven’t seen the series but it’s gg okay go for it okay danny gg alice shane bett or rosie’s character they don’t even give rosie’s character a name or she rosie in the show i think their assumption is people wouldn’t know her character name but also like i think this question’s playing a little bit dirty well maybe i’m playing dirty i would not count the new l word in the l word fair i’m sorry okay so you can eliminate like if i was a a friend listening i’d be like who the [ ] is gigi or uh danny i’m just saying oh sorry so i had a strong a strong answer and no but because because gg’s iranian oh sepi de moafi yeah and i’m a huge fan wait i’m a huge fan okay you know but honestly i couldn’t tell you vibe wise which one of these ladies is more like listen gigi’s jesus she’s hot she she is you stuttered a little bit which makes me think she’s also some bad things uh no no her character in the new l word is is is attractive uh there’s not uh yeah that’s a fine choice in terms of um how attractive gosh wow this is like when your friends tell you that your partner is hot and that’s all they can say you’re like oh you must be a dick okay so i know more about alice shane and bet because they’re okay part of the original so like yeah alice is like kind of goofy and funny and shane is like hot and that’s all and then um bette is like the boss character like she’s a career oriented she’s type a oh that makes me also all attractive as well they’re literally all beautiful women yeah i my pick is alice because she’s goofy you logan also yeah it depends on the episode for me but overall it’s alice yeah okay alice and gigi all right okay pick a concert to go to whose audience will have a plethora of lesbians moona tegan and sarah king princess kailani saint vincent or heim where’s the dixie chicks oh really i didn’t know that one you mean you mean the chicks only took a part and nobody took part of their uh their controversial name away and left the other half of the controversial name um listen of these artists i’m always gonna be at the heim concert they’re okay the most i mean they’re the most talented uh in my personal opinion their live show is really good i like saint vincent i like muna yes i’ll leave it at that i’ll leave it at that okay uh king princess king princess okay all right i’ve been to a princess show really yeah okay i’m cool like that oh yeah yeah i’m gaelic i haven’t stephanie’s oh sorry stevie stevie’s 24 years old she’s totally been to one of these concerts all right i’m picking kayla i did i will say i did look i i feel very i feeled i burgled very old at the king princess concert i didn’t feel old there but um vibes but i went anyway yeah all right okay pick a beanie oh this is like a visual one are you gonna describe the styles okay the first one is like a smurf hat it’s like yeah yeah yeah i would say slouch uh okay would be the term yeah the the next two are like pretty classic looking to me like once more ribbed yeah like like a corduroy looking yeah yeah the second one i think is one of those shorter ones okay like a skull yeah like like you’re in williamsburg brooklyn situation yeah yes yes exactly exactly uh-huh i own all of these 100 yeah yeah let’s just pick a color there’s a blue one a dark gray one an orange one a gray one a red one and a black one which one is yours basic [ ] black i’m gonna pick this gray one light gray i’m gonna go orange because i like the ribbed mist okay oh you’re into the ribs i knew that was coming okay what do you look for most in a partner humor brains kindness money looks or honesty money obviously yeah money and ribs i am gonna go with humor i think cassie’s one of the kindest pers people i’ve ever met in terms of like she’s very empathetic and she gets people and she helps people but also but you don’t need it but also she’s she also can be not very nice and that’s what i like about her because i’ve had relationships in the past where the person is like so nice and it’s just too i think it’s too much so i also think i think the humor also for me implies brains yeah and i i completely agree with that so i like that i’m i’m a humor i’m awesome i am also humor i’m also humor i am humor all right okay choose a store to get into a fight with your soul mate in trader joe’s home depot whole foods ikea michaels or dick’s sporting goods zach and i love an ikea that’s more of a dreaming moment going to all the like the the showrooms i love that place god we never get into a fight in ikea dream big but we’re getting into a fight at a grocery store for sure really like what are you what what yeah give me a scenario remember when i said he walks slowly that’s usually that’s are you like keep up keep up keep up type of uh i don’t say it but it’s implied yeah okay i’m not i’m not perusing the grocery store like you have a trader joe’s and you have a whole foods situation i think the trader joe’s would get me more worked up because there are more people in it yeah you gotta move quickly there’s no i can’t see that you know i feel that and and logan you also were in the in the grocery store fight trader joe’s yep that’s most likely wow okay i the only reason i mean honestly none of these places are good fighting places and i’ve come to think of it i’m like trying to think of something that would be the only reason that i would say ikea is because like there are weightier decisions being made [Music] that’s a good point okay so but there’s a place where you can stop and have a snack well the other thing about ikea is like it’s forever it goes forever oh my god you can’t ever get out of it so minimum three hours and also cassie’s a designer so it’s like i’m like i really like this and she’s like no right you know so yeah okay i’m gonna go with ikea all right i do not get this next question is this a lesbian thing choose a pasta dish this little again uh listeners this is uh just pictures of pasta uh yeah so rather than describe all of them the most lesbian one i would say is the lasagna the clams oh no oh sorry you meant the lasagna i thought you were talking about the clam pasta which i would think oh you’re right that dude that no you’re right you’re right didn’t see that what stevie the last time we went we went out for dinner you got yeah lasagna i did we we actually were very good but i i got the vegan lasagna which i’m going with this uh kind of looks like a a bolognese like short rib situation in the in the top and the top okay i think i’m gonna do the green the angel hair pesto pastel one mm-hmm i’m going with the classic tomato lasagna oh no oh i hate lasagna you do yes why is it the most lesbian thing though just look at it you were just like my mom logan my mom hates lasagna and i only learned it when zach and i chose to make dinner for her oh the first time as a couple and we made lasagna and she picked around it and ate all the appetizers i don’t know damn the hating of lasagna because like i don’t even have ingredients i like everything i hate meat and pasta i hate it i hate it okay well then and then but then like lasagna shells get hard if it’s done incorrectly yeah so i guess all the audio i’ve eaten has been done incorrectly because i hate it okay i those are yeah that’s that’s i get that but i do like that crispy edge oh yeah corners okay okay all right okay turns out there’s a lot of a lot of uh things you can learn about a person yeah i think this is gonna be very accurate the results we’re gonna get all right last one choose a straight middle-aged actress you have a crush on okay have you seen the tick tock filter that it cycles through actresses over 30 like it like pops up over your head and then you have to blindly pick your top five actresses over 30 that you would most want to i guess hook up with and so like as you’re going through it’s you know like cate blanchett and you’re like oh i really love her but if i put her at one that means no one else can be at one but i’ll put her on way more my speed logan all right so we have kate blanchette mm-hmm sandra oh jessica chastain julian moore halle berry and rachel wise these are um actually not really the only like typical one i think is capable of chat on this one because of killing eve too yeah wait you said that wait these are not typical well there’s like a host of actresses in this age group that like lesbians love and uh and kate blanchette is like a straight dinner straight yeah yeah yeah i mean yeah where’s john you wind up in multiple films or tv shows playing a queer woman i don’t know right yeah better straight okay well then this should be fun for you because they’re not the normal ones well i’m gonna go for kate blanchet who do i have a crush on i think i think i would choose ooh it’s between hallie and rachel mm-hmm rachel is just saying uh have you seen um disobedience logan i saw that one on a plane and i had to go that’s well there’s a particular scene in that movie that yeah well there’s one there’s one in particular that um uh yeah um but also okay kinda ooh actually but anyway okay uh yeah that’s really good that’s great i’m gonna i’m gonna go with halle berry oh [ __ ] okay that’s my passed up rachel i’m gonna go with cate blanchett okay i i you know you don’t need to explain oh my god my oh you got your result my result is kate mckinnon oh we got different results you two are gonna be laughing together until you die how romantic oh i thought you talked about logan and i was thinking no that’s what buzzfeed told me about um kate mckinnon is a is a really good one that is a good one yeah that’s great yeah you are lucky i mean yeah you guys are going to be really cute yeah oh i can’t wait to hear what logan got because she just called me lucky i don’t know how you’re going to break the news to zach when he gets back oh he’d be totally fine with it okay great one of those all right megan repino it said it doesn’t matter that she’s with sue bird you are her soul mate i think it does matter it does it does yeah that’s an unfortunate one yeah but guys i think i i think i may have won this oh who did you get who did you get what do you think i got okay is it is it like a nike no not kate oh wow i thought is it somebody from the elbow albert no it is kristen stewart oh yeah you won okay oh i won i’m so proud of myself so um the next time i see kristen uh i’ll have let her know the writings at buzzfeed.com yeah wow okay that’s great well right i much enjoy this is what has been my favorite quiz of all of them i just i i gotta say yeah obviously it’s more aspirational for sure yeah i’m a 24 year old uh person who is uh yeah that would work out i feel like that would be totally type a 24 year old low-key totally person well i don’t think it’s going to be awkward at all when you approach kristin with the results of this quiz you ask her to devote her life to you no but um some awkward things happened to me kind of this last week that i think he would enjoy because it was second hand it was embarra it was it was embarrassment that i experienced for someone else after the fact for myself yeah for somebody else and for myself so turns out my mom’s gynecologist listens to the podcast uh can we get what is that tree what is that like is she she one she’s listening to the podcast and then she’s like telling everyone to listen to the podcast is what we that that would have been that would have been a i think a nicer nicer kind of tree of listening but no uh somehow my mom’s gynecologist so who she has seen for her the entirety of her life in greensboro told her like i saw your saw your daughter’s podcast what’s awkward is my mom didn’t say oh naggings she was like obviously it’s not naked it’s my other daughter my other daughter who’s a doctor he must he must be like you know watching something that she has put out there he’s like nope not nas negin your middle child i saw her her podcast best friend best friend something so he is you look frozen i am confused is this a gynecologist that you went to when you were in greece no like and now like he’s he follows you on social media like he just like i don’t know how this happened i don’t search for like gynecology podcasts like i don’t i i’m very i don’t know how this happens maybe there’s some greensboro uh like ob gyn thing that’s going on in his in his podcast algorithm but he has somehow come across a podcast hey dr tomlin thank you for listening hope you’re finding it interesting wait just the gynecology episode or or no no because when she said is this does this have to do with my daughter my oldest daughter who’s a doctor like you he’s like no okay so it wasn’t even the gynecologist it wasn’t even the gynecology episode but he somehow came across he does not follow me on any social media no and what i found so embarrassing was one my mom didn’t think it could be me she was like she was like no i don’t though her other daughter is an ob gyn it’s more a lot of that sense i’m like mom just think more highly of me number two what episode did he listen to like i feel like you have probably experienced this and can give me advice but like you know these days when you make stuff if it’s public there’s no way of controlling who’s going to listen to it right yeah like our parents are going to listen to or watch something we create that we didn’t create for them and that’s awkward but then when somebody does it that’s like not in your immediate sphere and you can’t contextualize it for them or you know like explain it and this is like awkward a man that’s like in his mid-60s like our dad’s our dad’s age but not related to us so on one hand i was like that’s so sweet that he’s listening and he thought to say he wouldn’t say something to my mom if he thought it was embarrassing right like i just i don’t think he’s that kind of guy i’m i’m caught off guard with this information yeah so was i i just felt awkward about it like oh i thanks tell him thanks leave us a review looking down there um how do you handle so how do you handle people talking about your work when it’s something that like wasn’t created for them it’s a little bit out there have you never had to deal with that i’m just at a total loss i just yeah i’m i’m having a really hard time understanding how he found the podcast i i think that my you know when we before we even started this you’ve got a google alert on my name one of the that’s what i mean yeah one of the one of the things that um you and i talked about especially for season one is like making sure that we’re not you know that we adr or we you know replace people’s names and like being conscious of like oh you know who could potentially listen in that group and we’ve had multiple people that we’ve gone to high school with reach out about the podcast and you were very nervous about that that aspect before we started and i think my advice was like you get over it like you know i i make so much stuff that if i can’t be myself and the things that i make or i’m policing myself in some kind of way it’s not going to be the content that it needs to be so yeah i shout out to to the doc uh i’m glad he’s listening and i don’t think it’s that embarrassing i think we do we do a lot of guys listen to our podcasts we didn’t know that they were they were dads yeah dads and doctors shout out to the dads listening if you’re ever looking for ob gyn in greensboro north carolina hit him up oh now we’re doing an ad okay great all right that’s it thanks for listening to this episode of best friends back all right wow you want to try that one more time this time with a little more gusto all right that’s it thanks for listening to 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