Breaking Into Rhett & Link’s House (And Turning It Into a Restaurant)

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All right, so check this out. Rhett and
Link are currently out of town on a
business trip. And you know what they
say, when the cats are away, the mice
will break into the cat's house to
create their dream restaurant, fully
design it, create a six-horse
progressive tasting menu where everybody
takes a dish, and we all come together
and have a good time. We get to do
something creative and fulfilling while
ultimately not causing harm to any of
the cats things. That's what the full
sentence was, but they shortened it to
the mice will play. We'll have half a
day to plan our dishes, to go shopping
for our ingredients, and to move
everything into the house to prep for
dinner service. Now, we just got to
bring all the mythical kitcheners up to
speed and see if we can actually agree
on a menu. All right, every good
restaurant needs a theme. And since
Rhett and Link are out of town and we're
sort of secretly breaking into their
home, I think all of our dishes should
have to have a secret component to it.
Now, whatever that means to you, it's up
to you. But I think that should be the
only unifying force. And I think
otherwise, we have six courses. We have
six people.
Tonyy's alive. He's just not here right
now.
>> But that means we all get first dibs on
what courses we cook. So if we're doing
six courses, like we, you know, kind of
know how it goes. We can do a dessert,
we can not do a dessert, start light,
end up heavy
>> from there. I mean, I think I think we
just put all of our best feet
collectively forward and see how baller
of a meal we can come up with.
>> I love feet,
>> you know? Let's all put our feet on the
table.
>> On the table. On the table.
>> Best shoes. I'm going to split my jeans,
too.
>> Yeah, you are. There we go.
>> Oh. Oh. Oh, I'm cramping. Oh, I'm
cramping. Wait. Oh, no. My quad's
cramping and I don't know how to get
out. I'm so sorry,
>> Nicole.
>> Guys, I want to feed people beef tongue
and make them like it.
>> Beef tongue.
>> Beef tongue can be a bunch of different
courses though. That could also be like
an appy.
>> Yeah, I think I It depends on like what
kind of It's all so dependent on other
things. I think maybe finding out what
our vibe is would be nice and then from
vibe we funnel into foods and then we
decide courses. Does that sound like a
good
>> Yeah.
>> What do you think unites us all in terms
of our vibe?
>> Our silliness
>> but I think like for like silliness and
like irreverence I think that can come
through in surprise. You know what I
mean?
>> Absolutely.
>> Can I ask what you meant by secret? Does
it mean does it have to be hidden? I
think it'd be to what's your idea? M
it's a secret.
>> Secret secrets are no fun.
>> Um I'm thinking either like a hidden
ingredient could be cool or like the
dish might look like something but it's
actually something else like disguising
an ingredient as something.
>> My mind immediately went to cutting like
um leaks really thick to look like
scallops and doing like a classic
scallop preparation. So it's like seared
leaks that look like seared scallops.
Maybe even put some like lardo over the
top of it. And then do like a caviar
sauce kind of situation.
>> Yeah.
>> Sounds like a course two.
>> That sounds like a one or two.
>> That sounds like a course one two
situation.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You guys. Okay. Should
I take Should I take one? SHOULD I TAKE
ONE? TAKE ONE. TAKE ONE.
>> HERE, BABY. I'm Suzuki up in here.
Washington, you should know what I'm
talking about. Of course he loves.
>> Yeah.
>> Okay. Just write other people's names
down and then we'll decide what course
they want.
>> I will say I'm really excited about
dessert.
>> Really?
>> Okay. I kind of like the idea of making
like Coke look like a chocolate syrup.
So, I want to do something. I also I
love chocolate. Um I really love key
lime pie. So, I don't know. I'm trying
to figure out like coke chocolate.
>> I'm kind of thinking something like
that.
>> Kind of interesting cuz anything brown
in a dessert is probably going to
chocolate.
>> It's assumed to be chocolate.
>> That's a really fun That's a really fun
idea.
>> Especially cuz chocolate with key lime
is probably not the best like taste. So,
people might be like, "What the heck?
Mhm. Yeah.
>> Yeah. I love that. Yeah. The surprise is
that it tastes bad.
>> No, no, no.
>> I really want to do beef tongue. I also
kind of want to like get inspiration
from my like like my family dinners for
some reason. I don't know why. I want to
incorporate like like fenugreek and
saffron and like flavors like that in
there too. I think would be really
really fantastic. I'm not sure what it
looks like yet. And also I don't know
where it's going to go. But
>> this is this is right on four. We got
Kobe. We got Ash.
>> Nicole. If you want to do beef tongue,
there could be an interesting play in
which maybe beef tongue. I'm thinking if
you like sousied it, did some sort of
long cook,
>> a 24-hour sousie.
>> That'd be cool. 12 hours, then cut it.
Cut it to look like a fillet.
>> Cool.
>> And I don't know if it actually would,
but even you could even do something
crazy like a like a bacon wrap,
whatever.
>> But almost something where it looks like
fillet, but it's actually a long cooked
seared beef tongue. I don't know if that
would work.
>> I'm willing to try it, but that that's a
fun little secret of
>> I'm willing to try. Do you think it's
too many secrets? Can you have too many
secrets?
>> Never.
>> Okay.
>> Okay. So, I have two ideas and one of
them is a play off of our kitchen live
when we made beef intestines cuz I was
on the same vibe as you of like that
making it really good.
>> Yeah. cuz um and this is a tribute to
Lily since she's not here, but I really
wanted to make a a sloppy joe fried
dumpling and put it in the middle of a
bowl and pour uh like tomato soup over
it and that' be like its own vibe.
>> Or I wanted to make um a mushroom pasta
and just make it look like a garden in a
cup. This is like the visual that I had.
I don't know if you guys so cute.
>> And do a fun play on mushrooms. Um and
maybe do like a a nice bashameal sauce
in the bottom with like some fun cheeses
and that can be the surprise. Either
some funky ass cheeses or just some fun
mushrooms. But this is definitely what
I'm leaning towards.
>> I think that's sick, dude. It's like a
pasta. I think we could put that pasta
would be like generally like a three
probably.
>> Okay, three.
>> That's my lucky number.
>> Also, not to be a downer on the mood.
>> Yeah. What's up?
>> Have you guys seen the kitchen?
>> No.
>> No, it's I don't remember what the
kitchen
>> I don't remember what it looks like at
all.
>> Wait, why do you say that?
>> Why you say that?
>> It It's um
>> It's going to be great. It's going to go
awesome. It is not big.
>> Okay.
>> So So So you might
>> How many people are we doing again?
>> We're doing 10 12.
>> Okay,
>> we're feeding 12 people.
>> Now, what the Kitcheners don't know is
I've invited one VIP guest who is truly
one of the most important food critics
in America.
>> Is there like an outdoor space?
>> Yes. on that. Um, I would like to use
that for the Atori grill and make pork
belly. Okay. The dish is going to be
called inside of you. There are two
wolves. Um, well,
>> hell yeah. Call me.
>> So, cooking has a lot of contrast. Um,
you know, sweet and sour. A lot of
contrasting flavors, a lot of
contrasting temperatures. So, I really
want to play up on the contrasts. Also,
um, like cooking, my journey with
cooking, like relinquishing control yet
desiring control, the two wolves. So
yeah, I really want this dish to be an
homage to that.
>> Um, so what's in it?
>> Yeah. So on that note, um, a caramelized
apple demi with some pickled fennel. So
we got the sweet, we got the sour, and
then, um, a burnt bok choy and white
corn puree with a leak and green onion
celery kind of like salad on top. So
that's like a bitter and sweet. And then
we have sweet and sour. Sweet and both.
But then we have two pieces of pork
belly. Uh, the hidden component is that
one of the pieces of pork belly could
actually be not pork belly and it could
be like tofu or a vegetable that's
doctorred up to look like pork belly.
>> Um, just to kind of throw them off a
little bit, but I really want to play on
the the two contrasts.
>> Beautiful.
>> Just write wolves next to
>> Are we imagining that's that's like a
main like a big
>> Yeah, I was going to have like four
slices like substantial slices of pork
belly.
>> Gorgeous.
>> Um,
>> or I guess one tofu and then Yeah.
>> Ash, what are you doing?
>> Hitting chocolate. Love it.
>> Maybe key lime pine.
>> Crouching lime hidden chocolate.
>> And can I just say it's 2026 and that
reference still works. Bam. Good movie.
>> This is also exciting. This between two.
>> Where do I fall? I don't know. Put me
wherever man
should be.
>> No, I think beef should be I think it
should be kind of appy vibe. And I think
then you could play if you wanted to off
of something like a carpacio,
>> you know, some sort of appetizer like a
carpacio or a tart something like a
smaller beef.
>> I'm worried about the beef tongue being
so tender and gorgeous that it fall
apart if you want to do anything
carpacio wise. But I do think two is a
good spot. Do I have to pick right now?
I'm nervous.
>> That's the point. THAT'S WHY ALL THE
cameras are here.
>> I don't like it. I don't like it. I
don't
>> Winnie, can you just shut the camera
down and come back?
Two for now and then we'll give Tony
four fish.
>> Thought about that.
>> Thought about that.
>> Thought about that.
>> Oh, thought about that.
>> I think he wrote it twice. TBD. You ever
thought about that? Yeah, he just said
Oh, I see. I see.
>> He just said smh my head.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> What? What do you think TBD stands for?
>> No, I didn't say that.
>> Thought about that.
>> Thought about that.
>> Thought about that.
>> Thought about that.
>> To be determined.
>> Yeah, to be determined.
>> No, but
that's what it stands for for Tony.
says that.
>> Yeah. You ever thought about that?
>> What do you mean?
>> He doesn't say he doesn't met Tony.
>> I've met Tony. I went to Las Coachello
with them.
>> What's Tony's last name?
>> We saw Big X the plug. Motto.
>> Mama.
>> Mlo. His name is Tony Mlok.
>> We saw Big X the plug.
>> I still do not do my work as
>> I love that guy.
>> BIG X THE PLUG is great live. Uh, what
are you still doing here? Get out of
here.
>> Engineers, roll out. We got to get this
PLACE NEAT AND TIDY. Come on. Come on.
Come on. Come on. Here we go. Now my
chips.
>> That was so aggressive.
>> No, I got this. Oh my god.
>> Okay. Okay. I'm blazing with my neck.
Look at this. Two. Three.
>> So
they went so much faster than us.
>> All right, guys. Let's move this couch
out the way.
>> Hey, what? No one's going to give me a
hand.
That joke was written by Anelise
Cassabov. Now she's right over here. If
we could go ahead and put Anelise on
camera. I don't want to take credit for
her work.
>> I got no
>> I think it's really important that we
support women especially in creative
fields. So please if we could put the
camera back on Annie's cast that joke.
>> Yeah. Annie, do you want do you want to
perform it?
>> Yeah.
See how cuz I want to hear the
inflection in your head.
>> Oh, I have to do it. NO, YOU'RE NOT.
OKAY. NOW IT feels natural. Now it feels
natural.
Oh, hey.
>> I find it open.
>> Hey, they have a compost bin. That's
cute.
>> With just leaves in it.
>> Not on the puppy. Not on the puppy.
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>> Tony's not here. Tony is really sick,
which is going to happen. You know what
I mean? In a restaurant. Someone calls
that sick the day of. But we do have all
of Tony's prep. Tony did a great job
yesterday prepping double mass up. He's
gone. We don't want him coughing on the
guest. So, I will be presenting Tony's
dish. It is a It is a plate on Kennilao
and then the secret is that it is
covered in a wonderful coconut espa. Um,
I feel pretty confident in it, but
Tony's not here, but he's with us in
spirit.
>> What's up, babe?
>> There's a fly in here.
>> I got a high five again.
>> Take a picture. It'll last longer.
Josh, what is this?
>> That is what I can only call a scallop
clitoris. And it smells bad. And so I
don't know what to do. I was able to
break it off of one of them, but then
the other ones I cannot seem to break it
off.
>> Wow.
>> I don't know if I need to perform a
>> Don't say the background. Thank you.
>> Um, tall people.
>> Yeah.
You just like rub the top.
>> Yeah.
>> Give the top a good rub.
>> Nice.
>> Yeah. Nice. No job's too small here.
>> Yeah. Nice. And then kind of go down.
>> I want to
be a little bit.
>> Yeah. There you go. There you go.
>> Kind of nice shoulder mobility.
>> I can't keep it in my mouth cuz
yesterday I bit it in half and choked on
it.
>> Chaposeri.
>> Shaposi.
Suri.
>> Chapo.
>> Chapo. Suri.
>> Suri.
>> Suri.
>> Suri.
>> Chapoi. Is this a smoking or non-smoking
restaurant?
>> I wish it was a smoking.
>> We should allow our guests to to light
up.
>> It is our restaurant, right? It's our
restaurant. Yeah. We're allowed to smoke
inside. Whose house is this? Yeah.
>> I think they don't mind.
Can you hit my back? So the first thing
we're checking is ready chefs like are
you ready for your first dish or in the
first round Josh to speak plus first
dish ready chefs
>> suri
>> suri
>> suri
>> suri
>> suri
>> suri
>> don't get BTS of me getting a cola
>> it's in the backyard in the pop-up
>> come with me to get a cola
>> you went the wrong way
>> I went the wrong way I'm so sorry here
look at this beautiful dining room this
is incredible I I really love I really
love the menu. Um that's my dish. Uh
scallop dashi row herbs flowers cuz I
wrote down vague words cuz I didn't know
what I was going to do yet. Okay, we
found the soda pops
and I have a cola. And so well, thanks
for coming with me on this adventure to
go get a cola today. I'll see y'all next
time.
>> A lot of bubbles. A lot of bubbles.
>> These are called paddle skewers. And see
how they have an orientation instead of
just being a c cylinder. It's so I can
cook them all on the same side based on
the orientation of the paddle. And then
I know exactly how long each side has
been cooked for. That's my favorite
part. This is a crazy shot.
>> Crazy.
>> I'm getting absolutely.
We're going to we're going to refire my
tempura over here. Feel pretty good
about that. I think I might have
something gross. I don't know. Shoot.
>> It's delicious, bro. Everything else
looks great at all.
>> From a from a taste perspective, Josh,
that's delicious.
>> I want to be beautiful, Papa.
>> Hello. Welcome.
Would you guys like Martinelli's or
champagne?
>> May I have Martinelli?
>> Two, please. Look
at this with the garlic chai coffee
right now with the ginger and I added
fresh lemon juice to it and I was like I
can just toss that with the
>> sorry
>> you'll learn later.
>> I'll learn later. Okay.
>> So sorry.
>> They're here.
>> Who?
>> They're here.
>> The special guest.
>> What? What are you talking about?
>> I invited a VIP guest. Our VIP diner
tonight is none other than Kristen Kish.
Now, Kristen is a huge personal hero of
mine. She won season 10 of Top Chef in
one of the most dominant performances of
all time, and then she actually came
back to now host the show. She's been
doing an incredible job. You might also
recognize her from Traders, but she is
truly one of the best chefs in America,
one of the most knowledgeable food
people in America, and there's a lot of
pressure riding on tonight because
frankly, she was, this is how happened.
She goes, "Hey, it'd be so funny if I
came on your channel and we did like a
diet swap." And I said, "What if instead
we made you a six course progressive
tasting menu at a house that we broke
into?" And she went, "What?" And I went,
"What?" And then now we're doing it. So,
um, there's a lot writing on this and I
am genuinely afraid of being
embarrassed.
>> We have the opportunity to cook for her
and you don't want to tell us like, you
know, hey, maybe just go as hard as you
possibly can cuz you know, we have
someone.
>> If you're cooking for David, you should
stand by your dish as much as if you're
cooking for
>> all my customers VIP.
Great. Yeah. Yeah.
>> Does anybody want to change anything or
leave right now?
>> No.
>> You walk away from this, you're going to
walk away from everything for the rest
of your life.
>> Cool.
>> Hello.
>> Hi.
>> How's it going?
>> Good.
>> Good.
>> Is this the first uh thing of this thing
you're the first thing you're doing?
Yeah. I was like, what what's this
called again?
Amazing. So, everyone's like ready to
>> eat.
But how many course how many courses is
it? Six.
>> Six.
>> Six.
>> It's like put put three of these back to
back and it's like a quick fire and
elimination challenge of food that you
have to do.
>> That's right.
>> We can have Oh my god.
>> Is everyone hungry?
>> Very hungry.
>> Okay.
>> Distinguished guests, but mostly Kristen
Kish, but also all of our distinguished
guests. Thank you so much for joining us
tonight at Chapo Suri. Now, Chaposeri,
of course, literally translates to mouse
hat. Uh because we all have a proverbial
mouse underneath our hat. That is to
say, a secret that we carry with us.
Now, you can either use that secret to
elevate yourself or a secret to
denigrate yourself. As many of you know,
we have also secretively broken into
Retin Link's house and turned it into a
restaurant. They actually don't know
that we are here. It's my goal to
convince them to use this as a permanent
restaurant and hosting space. So, that
is what we are doing today. Uh, you will
be enjoying a sixc course tasting menu
cooked by all of the kitcheners and each
course actually has a secret therein.
Thank you so much. I hope you have a
wonderful
>> I just got goosebumps.
>> I love
secret.
>> This is also a family operation and we
do this is my brother John. He is the
samo
sier and frankly he asked me if he could
do this and I said we have zero budget.
So yeah, please bring wines from your
personal seller. What you actually said
was we have no budget and I thought the
budget was unlimited.
>> These are my personal ones.
>> All right. Thank you so much. Enjoy your
meal everybody.
>> Thank you.
>> Thank you.
>> As all of these dishes today have a a
surprise or a secret. All of these wines
are from surprising places. So this is a
sparkling wine not from Champagne but
from near Barcelona.
>> Oh, fabulous.
>> So the first dish is very savory, very
earthy, very salty. Um, the wine has
flavors of salted grapefruit uh and kind
of earthy based notes to it that should
bring out the kind of the less earthy
flavors of the dish. Enjoy.
>> Are you really a S?
>> I have a pen.
>> Great.
>> I worked as an assistant fine dining s
for 3 weeks nine years ago.
>> Fine. Good enough. It's good enough for
today.
>> Again, no budget.
>> Yeah.
>> Thanks, John. And we're topping it with
a little bit of
>> salmon row mixed with crunchy garlic
chives, ginger, and lemon. Here we have
tempura garlic chives. And drizzle that
all around. Oo.
>> Wow.
>> Wow.
>> Wo.
>> Wow.
>> Oh my god.
>> Oh my god. Guess what we have today for
you.
>> I'm calling this course Imposter
syndrome. Now, I am a self-taught cook.
I did not go to culinary school. I
worked in restaurants for just a little
bit. And now I find myself cooking for
someone and all of you that I admire
very deeply, and that is Kristen, but
also Dave and I admire you equally.
Thank you, Josh. But I think a lot of
people can feel bogged down by that. But
instead, sometimes you got to do your
best impersonation of something that you
were not. You'll see that it says
scallop on your menu. This is not in
fact a scallop. This is a piece of daon
that has been brazed in dashi kamboo
with shrimp stock and then mounted with
butter and glazed and seared just like a
scallop would be. Then there's a little
bit of ikra or salmon row that is mixed
with kfi garlic chive and ginger. Little
bit of lemon and then some tempura
garlic chive and a little bit of garlic
chive oil. Thank you so much.
>> Wow.
>> That was the surprise.
>> I like it. I'm shocked.
I was wondering. I was like, "That's a
very perfectly round scallop." I was
like, "A big round scallop."
>> What fork do we have?
>> Yeah, the small one.
>> Tiny. Excellent. Small one.
>> I will say I appreciate dishes that
don't come with
>> please enjoy it like X, Y, and Z. It's
like just eat it how you want to eat it
cuz every bite should be delicious.
>> M. That is great.
>> Christian Don is a type of radish.
>> Radish. Wow.
>> What? Wow.
>> You know, if you ever go to um
the store, it's the really like large
intimidating looking one.
>> Mhm.
>> That's the daon.
>> Really?
>> Yeah. Delicious.
>> Yes, you are. It doesn't feel like it.
>> Oh, it feels like fisher. Yeah,
>> it I mean the flavor definitely I think
between the dashi and the row, it really
it like really pushes you into this
land. The land I was going to say land
of sea,
the seascape.
>> Yeah. How do you get the texture to be
so like fishlike?
>> I would argue that the texture if you
were to take away the dashi and the row
>> Mhm.
>> you wouldn't think it's fishlike
texture.
>> Brazed daon is already this texture
anyways that with the flavor of the sea
is tricking your mind into thinking
>> that it is
>> doing just that,
>> which is also part of being a great cook
as well.
>> 10 out of 10.
>> I'm cleaning my plate my shell. Clearing
you.
>> It's a really great dish.
>> Diners. This next wine is a relingling
not from its ancestral homeland in
Germany, but from a serene alpine lake
on the south island of New Zealand. Your
next dish has raw fish and fruit and
vinegar and coconut milk. And it needs a
wine to stand up to it. Um, this wine
matches it in texture and intensity. If
you have it before the food, it might
taste a bit sweet. With the food, it'll
taste acidic and refreshing.
>> Wow.
>> Okay. Thank you,
>> John. Your 3 weeks really feels like 3
years.
>> It felt like 3 years for me as well.
>> Okay, so right now what we have is a
coconut cream that is covering the
Kennyo, which is like a Filipino coconut
milk version of ceviche. So there's a
ton of really complex stuff, but Tony
hides his emotions underneath a shell
and doesn't really let people see him,
but he does through his creativity. And
this is it. So there we go. Are you sure
we don't put corn nuts on top?
>> No, he put the herbs on. It's just this.
>> Oh my god.
>> This is just perfect. That's beauty.
>> Rip it.
>> Oh, here it comes.
>> Here it comes.
>> Oh my gosh.
>> What's a surprise this time?
>> Oh no.
>> It's a surprise.
>> No.
>> I got to This actually
>> This actually is not my dish. This is
Tony Manluto's dish. And Tony is not
here, but it does play into his
personality. Tony is somebody that uh
plays everything very close to the
chest, including the fact that I think
he had straight up pneumonia walking
into the office yesterday ready to grab
the food and we had to say, "Tony, get
the hell out of here." But Tony has many
layers underneath him that are covered
up, so you can't necessarily see them
until you really dig deeper.
>> So this is uh Kenny Laauo. Tony is
Filipino and this is a Filipino version
of ceviche, but made with coconut milk.
And then Tonyy's calling this a crying
monkey sauce instead of a crying tiger
sauce. I think Tony's the crying monkey
in the scenario. We'll figure that out
when I call them. Uh, but anyways,
there's going to be some crunchy things
in there. Some uh some Thai chili, some
cucumber, there's cured uh watermelon,
and then we cured the homachi and a
little bit of coconut vinegar as well.
Some flaky salt and micro basil on top.
>> Wow.
>> Enjoy everybody. Cheers.
>> This is Oh, wow. Spoon.
>> I know. This is This is really not what
I was like a second course at all.
>> You could really smell everything.
>> It's a very large portion. It is.
>> Yeah. Very.
>> Yeah. There's a lot of flavors in here.
There is the fact that the coconut is
like whipped.
>> I think visually it's stunning. I love
the surprise element.
>> Mhm.
>> I got to say though,
>> it's missing one major thing.
>> Oh no.
>> Really?
>> Salt.
>> And so things are falling a little bit
flat. I think the most unseasoned
portion of this is the the foam or the
espa on top. Yeah.
>> So, if you eat that all by itself
>> and almost as
lacking in flavor and I think just a
little bit of salt
>> would help it.
>> Do you feel like it's too much as well?
Like it's just too big of a portion
size.
>> I think it's a lot. And I will never say
and knock anyone for serving too small
of a portion or too big because that is
all subjective to how we eat.
>> Yeah. The coconut foam is also going to
be very filling. I feel like right air.
>> Oh,
it feels very filling.
diners. This is a Shannon Blanc from the
Sierra Foothills of Northern California,
not from France where it's normally
from. These are non irrigated vines. Uh
this is a gentleman, Tegan Pasalqua,
whose day job is making wine in a large
winery. His evening job, his moonlight
job is making this uh sandlands uh sandy
soils that are non-errigated. So the
vines struggle and they make very
intense wines. Uh, this is citrusy, it's
salty, it's floral, but importantly for
your next dish, uh, there's earthy notes
to it. It's raised in barrel. It's
fermented in barrel. It's wood. It's
It's literally from the earth. That's
where you're going to
>> Well done, John.
>> Thank you. You're doing great. You
should come back on the channel more.
You'll have me.
>> Yes. Thank you.
>> He's free, I hear.
>> Um, I just need some tweezers so we can
play faster. I don't
>> just grab some of these flowers and then
we can add some to the last.
>> Thank you.
>> Wo wow. Wow.
>> Wow.
>> Wow.
>> Wow.
>> Excited.
>> Thank you.
>> My favorite is
>> Thank you, chefs.
>> Wow. Everybody, I'm V. I'm not Josh
because he went twice already.
This dish is called the Abalita's
garden. It's a nice dedication to my
mom. Um, growing up I basically spent
all of my time in the garden with her.
And a lot of the time I was trying to
eat the mushrooms. I feel like we all
been through this, right? We were trying
to eat the mushrooms in the dirt to see
if they were not toxic, right?
>> And um, there was one time I was about
to bite one and a chunka flew at my
neck. Pedro knows what I'm talking
about. And I was like, ah. It inspired
me to make just like a beautiful garden
that was delicious and edible and I hope
you guys enjoy.
>> Chef go with the flow.
>> Yes,
>> I see there's beach and soil on the menu
there.
>> Yes. Let me tell you about what's in
there.
There's some mushrooms for sure. There's
multiple. Um there's some soil which is
a breadcrumb. There's a nice hidden
protein in there. Um it's a very light
cricket. Oh, but it's an edible cricket
and it's blended into the soil and you
also have some rietoni with like an
onion forward besimal at the bottom and
flowers on top.
>> And thank you.
>> Thank you.
>> Thanks for asking. He
>> was not going to disclose the cricket.
>> Secret cricket.
>> Have you all had cricket before?
>> Cricket flour. It's totally good.
>> High in protein.
>> So pretty.
>> And scoot it out. You're going to mean
it.
>> Wow.
>> A lot of cheese, huh?
>> I was looking. I was like,
>> it's like mac and cheese.
I think the pasta is is cooked nicely.
>> Mhm.
>> Has a nice bite to it. I want I almost
want more soil and cricket.
>> Yeah.
>> I want more of that texture,
>> more crunching.
>> Is everyone getting the earthiness of
the mushroom?
>> I think that's quite apparent. You know,
I think on Top Chef also and in I think
in this scenario like all the food is
really good,
>> but like your job is to find the thing
that's not correct. Uh, I don't think
it's necessarily in my it's not my top
thing that I look at, but how something
is presented, especially when you're
creating a dish and a beautiful
experience,
>> you need the aesthetics to go along with
it.
>> And so, I also think that less so how it
looks, but when something is properly
plated, you eat it differently.
>> Um, so V's dish I think is really smart
because you chose she chose rietoni. All
that sauce kind of floated and went into
the pillars of these noodles. So, you're
really getting it. You are forced to
have it in every single bite. Everything
on top worked. The mushrooms are coming
through really beautifully.
>> Diners, your next wine is the same grape
as before, but this one is from France.
It's made in a completely different way.
Uh, this is sweet, this is acidic, this
is intense. Uh, just like your next
dish, I believe.
>> Oh, intense. Oh, it is about 100,000° C
in this kitchen. So, it is a little
warm.
>> Like, do you see my stance?
>> I have no idea what's going on up there.
>> That's the weird part is like you hear
laughs. It's
>> kind of lonely.
>> I could listen to John tell me bedtime
stories.
I just feel like I want to be I want to
be out there
right now.
>> I feel right now.
>> I'll give you my number later.
>> Gail said she thought I'd come out with
some of Jeff.
>> Shut up.
>> It's like a side.
We're so back, baby.
>> We got Belly. We got Belly
>> to come in.
>> Who is who? Wow,
>> it looks It looks good.
>> Wow.
>> Hey guys,
>> uh I'm Ki. Uh so in front of you, you
have a pork belly. You have a pork belly
uh Yakuri skewer. Sorry, I'm so nervous.
That didn't help.
So this pork belly yakuri. Um and inside
of you, uh there are two wolves.
Basically for me that represents
internal uh turmoil and something that
uh I face on a daily basis is creation
and consumption and it often mirrors my
work schedule. So uh my 5 days on I'm
creating and my two days off I'm
consuming. Um but I like to exist
somewhere kind of in the middle and it's
tricky to do that. Uh so oftent times I
find myself at war with myself. But I
hope this dish ties that together for
you. On one side of the plate you have a
nothing but caramelized apple puree. No
salt, no sugar, no water. It is just
apples cooked down and pureeed. And then
on the other side of the plate, you have
a lacto fermented fennel salad with some
mustard green, a fennel frond oil, and a
pink pepperc corn i aioli. But surprise,
it's ice cream and it melted. That's my
secret.
Um, but yeah, I hope you enjoy. I hope
this dish brings you some inner peace.
Um, I hope that it reminds you that, you
know, we all have battles inside, but at
the end of the day, you know, if you uh
don't listen, I don't know what I'm
saying. Whatever.
KOBE
inside of you are too
smelling
amazing. Amazing.
>> You said no sugar.
>> This might be the first time I've put
ice cream on a meat dish.
>> That's Wow.
>> So much flavor. Add two more.
>> Dude,
>> that boil. Would you say that's
perfectly
>> That's perfect
>> for me. Yes. For this, I think there are
so many different applications for
belly.
>> Mhm. Yeah.
>> But like the Yakuri style to have that
bite and you want some of that shoe.
>> Mhm.
>> Like I think it's a plus.
>> It's I feel like it's really good. Ki
could cook, huh? Little
>> bees.
>> Did anyone grow up having pork chops and
applesauce?
>> Mhm.
>> Yeah. No, it is a natural combination of
pork and sweetness and pork and
applesauce. Like that is also such a
grown-up dish for someone that is in
such turmoil and seems so young.
>> It feels really sophisticated.
>> Diners, your next wine is a cool climate
Sarra aka Chiraz. Your next uh chef is
Persian. Shiraz is a city in Persia that
was known for its its poetry, for its uh
sweet wines, for its its bone vivon
nature. Uh so the wine is aromatically
complex. There's uh notes of meat, of
flowers, of raspberry, of mint. Um it's
there's herbs. I imagine it's going to
stand up to the next dish. But
importantly, I was going to pair Shiraz
with this food no matter what.
>> Oh,
>> John. Yeah, I need some wine.
Wow.
>> That's okay. Say
>> John, guess what?
>> Whatever you said. Yeah,
>> John is my favorite.
>> So, what I have is a veru aioli with
sapsi. And then I have saffron scented
potatoes. This is my beef. If you know,
you know. And then a nice little crown
of
crispy onions. And babes, that's
literally it.
>> That's literally it. Are you so excited
to eat them?
>> Go here.
>> Wow.
>> Oh yeah.
>> Wow.
>> Hi everybody. My name is Nicole as like
eight of you know.
>> Today I have beef for you with a saffron
scented potato, crispy onions, and a
sabzi vju. ioli. So, the beef is a
secret. Confer with each other to find
out what kind of beef it is. I'll be
back in like 2 minutes. Discuss amongst
yourselves and enjoy. See you later.
>> What kind of beef is we have one,
>> Kristen? But I don't want to I don't
want to trigger it.
>> Oh, I know what it is.
>> Is that a beef?
>> Do you want me to tell you?
>> Yes.
>> Please. Yeah.
>> It's beef tongue.
>> Hell yeah.
>> Yes.
>> We figured it out.
We all real.
>> Very nice. It's a very different
texture.
>> Beef tongue, I think, is arguably one of
the better parts of the cow.
>> I agree.
>> The tongue and the cheek have so much
intense beefy flavor. And beef tongue is
like a real obviously quite a strong
muscle. It's strongest muscle in the
body. I think I'm going to laugh when
she comes back and she's like, "Just
kidding.
>> That's not beef at all."
>> Did somebody say my name?
>> Okay. What did you guys figure out?
>> I think Kristen figured it out.
>> We all beef tongue.
>> Beef tongue. Very good. Well done.
>> Thank you.
>> Also, there's a pomegranate glaze on
there. Sorry, I didn't say that. It was
a secret.
>> Thank you, chef.
>> Thank you.
>> This is my favorite so far.
>> I think the beef tongue is cooked
perfectly. It almost melts in your
mouth.
>> Is this the real dish? Go put this in
mouth.
Different places in the world have
different ways of cooking. So technique
can vary slightly, but when it comes
down to I don't care how you get there,
but beef tongue needs to be cooked so
it's tender cuz otherwise we're all
going to be chewing here like it's
bubble gum.
>> So whatever method I couldn't care less.
>> The outcome is what I'm looking for in
technique.
>> Um same with like the potato puree to
get it nice and smooth without it
becoming gummy is
>> a feat in and of itself. The technique
is there. So Nicole nailed it.
>> She abs she beyond nailed it.
>> This is this is honestly one of the
better cooked beef tongues I've had in
>> like it's it's seasoned inside. Like
there's whatever liquid that she cooked
it in imparted all the flavor cuz you
can get all those the different nuances
of spice and it's cooked properly all
from the inside out. Wow.
>> Diners, your next wine is for dessert.
It's a bo madera. It's a richer style.
Uh madera is very historically important
to the US. Uh they say something like
hundreds of bottles were drunk during
the signing of the Declaration of
Independence. Uh the northerners
preferred a more richer style uh like
you have here in the Boston Wool. In the
South, they liked it a little a little
drier, more caramelly. There's no
secret. There's no surprise. Madiraa
tastes really good with dessert and I've
selected it for you today. Wow.
>> Thank you.
>> Thank you. Thank you.
Wow. Thank you. Of course.
>> Wow.
>> Thank you. Thank you.
>> Thank you, Chef.
>> Hi, everyone. So, I'm Ash and for your
final course of the evening, uh, we have
dessert and I've aptly named it for all
the marbles because it is a marble
cheesecake.
>> Wow.
>> Yep. And three of the flavors I knew
that I wanted to cook with was chocolate
cheese. And the third thing, which is
the secret ingredient, is Coca-Cola. So,
>> Oh, wow.
>> Yeah. So, actually, all of the chocolate
components of this cake have either been
uh Coca-Cola has either been added to it
or completely replaced, but you know,
those are three things that I loved
growing up with. I'm not a kid anymore,
so I wanted to mature it. So, this is
actually a rum and coke cheesecake.
>> Wow.
>> Yeah. So, it's a little bit of a butter
rum sauce. And then I topped it with a
coconut mering that I wanted to toast um
cuz my I love coconut and chocolate. And
then lime because the cub cub always has
lime.
>> So, amazing.
>> Thank you. You bravo.
Oh,
>> tastes like tastes like Coca-Cola. Oh,
I'm excited.
>> It does,
>> but in a good way.
>> Yeah, it's like those like cola candies
that have been melted down almost.
>> Wow.
>> This is the ice cream, right?
>> Did they bring back the coconut whipped
cream from the fish?
>> For something so dense, it goes down
pretty easy,
>> right?
Since this is our last course, maybe a
nice toast to our lovely guests,
Kristen, and the awesome chefs in the
back. Cheers. Thank you all. Thanks for
being here.
>> This was amazing. Oh my goodness. Thank
you for having me at your dinner party.
Come again.
>> Yeah, I would love to.
>> Gosh, likes.
>> I was better than
like I didn't know what to expect.
>> It is fair.
>> Well, we're thinking about opening a
restaurant,
>> right?
>> I'll be I'll be I'll be an investor.
Everyone, thank you so much for joining
us.
>> Please give it up for your chefs. Wow.
>> Uh Julie, this was incredibly meaningful
for us. Uh it's rare that we just get to
cook our hearts out for a bunch of
people who mean a lot to us in very many
ways. Um but I'm not going to lie, when
we initially pitched this episode, I
didn't realize it was just going to be
me in a 150°ree room sweating while I
heard my brother make everybody laugh.
And and that's a beautiful that's a
beautiful thing as well. But truly, this
was a spectacular experience. I hope you
enjoyed it as much as we did.
>> Yes.
>> Yeah.
>> Now, you all have price cards here. What
you're going to do is pull out the price
cards and then you are going to mark
down how much you would pay for each
dish. That way, we can actually make the
economic argument to retreat link that
they are losing money by not letting us
just completely take over the house.
Also, if anybody knows any lawyers uh
with regards to squatters rights, I
think we can all just move in here. I'm
in, dude.
>> Thank you again so much, everybody.
Appreciate you guys.
>> Oh, do we bow? How do we do the theater
thing? We do the theater thing.
Guess
now that everyone's out of the room.
Yeah. Now that my brother's out of the
room,
>> I'm less distracted.
>> I know. I heard you. You
>> I was enamored with him.
>> Aren't you going to move to Ohigh with
him? Open a bed and breakfast.
>> Yeah. We're we're gonna talk bedtime
stories. He's gonna like put me to sleep
every night. It's going to be fabulous.
But it's okay.
>> I can't wait to come visit for Hanukkah.
I assume you're converting.
>> I guess I will.
>> Uh, honestly, how how did we do today?
How did you enjoy the meal?
>> Really? Like, honest, I I got to say I
was not entirely sure what to expect
coming into this. Obviously, I've seen
things on the channel. Well, I know you
guys are obviously very food centered
and so that means you can cook, but like
this entire experience was outstanding.
>> Let's go.
>> It was delicious. It was timing was
excellent. Execution was there. Service
was bam, dropped the plates. You looked
all You looked around, waited for the
the drop together. The introduction of
the dishes and the explanation, I can't
remember after like the second person, I
was like, "Wait, hold on." Like I know
you guys are on screen, but I'm like
they're so personable and so funny and
the delivery was outstanding. Like top
to bottom, I really really enjoyed
myself. Company was okay. But yeah,
sick bird. You didn't have us here.
>> You didn't have us here.
>> If you had to crown a winning dish in
the day, what would it have been?
>> It was it was hard. Um, but I think the
one that really it came in and like the
ninth inning sports references. I don't
really do sports, but that made sense in
my head.
>> The beef.
>> Wow.
>> So, awesome.
>> It was awesome.
>> Honestly,
I said to my lovely tablemates, I said,
"It's the loveliest, nicest cooked beef
tongue I've had in a little in a long
time."
>> Thank you so much. That means a lot. I
eat a lot of beef tongue like in Persian
Jewish culture. So that's such an honor
to hear. That is so sweet. Thank you.
You're coming over for Roshashana.
>> Okay, I'm done. When When is that? I
>> Whenever you're done,
>> we're committing you to so many
>> I like the food.
>> All right, no Who lost? Who's
going home?
>> No one's going home. No one is going
home. I I will say there are a couple
dishes where I just wanted a little bit
more salt,
>> but it's I mean again such a minor
nitpicky thing that you have to do in
terms of technique and you know overall
execution. There were no glaring
mistakes at all.
>> Kristen, finally, what is your review
for written? Like should they trust us
ever again?
>> Without a doubt. Honestly, I mean this
whether there's cameras here or not. A
legit business. like something's got to
happen here. And I know you guys are
very busy, but like
>> it's like a legit thing. This was like a
really legit dinner experience.
>> Kristen, truly, thank you so much for
being here. This was an absolute blast
and an honor.
>> Well, thank you all for cooking an
outstanding meal. And John, thank you.
>> He's been here the whole time. He's
taken everything from you. Used to hold
me down as a kid and you would you go
and you would drop belugi all the close
to my vis. And now you're here. No. Come
on. No. No. You host me in the kitchen
now. I'll do your job. I'll uh I'll come
uh what? Sell houses or whatever. I can
do that. Come on. No, John. I got the
seat. I got the seat. I should drive for
See you guys next time. Enjoy enjoy your
new host. You love him so much. Please
pack your knives and go.
>> John stole the show. Everyone liked him
better than me.
>> Pass over there.
>> Oh my goodness.
>> Wow.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Like this isn't This is not
what I was expecting.
It's like our kitchen.
>> And it's fine. And I'm not, you know,
reliving like bad moments from
childhood. Get that camera out of my
face.
>> Get a behindthescenes look at this
episode on Behind the Mythicality
exclusively on The Mythical Society.
>> I ain't calling him pisser radish for no
reason. So that's what I'm doing.
>> Piss radish.
>> Smell it. Smells like this.
>> Yeah, it does.
>> Smells like
>> This is what I'm leading the dinner off
with. pick this up.
>> This is going to be the first invite.

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