This is Dispatches from Myrtle Beach with Charles Neal and my son Link from Good Mythical Morning. How you doing, son? Huh? Couldn’t be better today. Dad, feeling good. Happy to see you. Happy to catch up. Hopefully you haven’t been working too hard. Oh, you know, me, I, I, I work every day. If I, you know, when, when we do this, I, it’s kind of like I get to sit back and have fun and get to talk to you and just do stuff and, and I’m not climbing up and down a ladder and, and I’m resting some, so, yeah. So this is great. This is great. But you’re still laying it on thick? Pretty thick. Laying it on thick. I got people, I, I just got a lot of people waiting. Oh. But they wait, so I, I must be pretty good at what I do. So they wait and then you show up. And when they, and then I show up, I call and tell ’em when I’m coming and I show up. That’s, that’s half the battle right there. Yeah. Hmm. Yep. It’s good to be, it’s good to be needed. It’s good to have people waiting, waiting around for you to show up and happy to see. And then it’s rained enough here that almost all the pollen is gone. Oh, really? Oh my God. I’m, I’m, I think I’m going, when we get through today, I may even go outside and wash my pickup. It’s so, it’s really, yeah. ’cause it, I mean, it’s just like gold running in the streets when it’s. Uh, it is, hey, we went to, uh, Pine hears to southern pines coming back through from Sanford and coming back home, and that’s where all those pine trees are. Mm-hmm. And you could just look and see, and it was like a yellow haze floating across the road. Just, I mean, looked like a cloud. I mean, yeah. I saw a, that was about two weeks ago, I saw, uh, a clip of somebody chopping down a tree. It was like one of those pine trees, huge bushy one, and it was in the prime and pollen and that thing. I mean, it was like timber and even before it hit the ground, it was just, just the momentum of it going down created this golden cloud of pollen. And then when it hit the dirt, I mean it, I think the caption said it’ll bring your allergies on through your phone. You know? It was, because you have you, you don’t have bad allergies though, do you? I do. Pretty good with Nancy’s. You know, because of her allergies and with her asthma and stuff, she has more trouble with it than I do. I mean, I, I, I, I have a little bit, but I take a, I take a pill for it every day, you know, for your allergies. And, uh, so I do pretty well. So now you’re going, you’re gonna wash your truck this afternoon, huh? I might, I might do that. Mm-hmm. Might even wash the Corvette ’cause it needs it too. Oh, and is she driving that thing every day? Or is that still just for Joy rides? That’s, uh, well I think she’s, we, she told me she’s trying to sell it again, but I don’t know if that’s going to happen or not, so. Oh. Um, she, she can, she can throw in a wig or two to sweeten the deal. Yeah. Tell her that. That’s right. Because I can’t help but notice that you’re not wearing a wig unless I’m wrong. No, I ain’t got one on. Okay. I still wanna see those wigs you were telling me about. We might have to work on that the next time we have an episode. Okay. Now, but we’ll, we’ll see. I got, see these wigs. I, I gotta get permission to be able to, like I told you that, to see if I can even put one of these on. If not, she may just have to go over there and help her and get me a wig to put on. If you, if you maybe, maybe you discovered it when you wear one of these wigs, you have a different name and then I can treat you differently. She might with like that. I know, I know. That’s what I was saying. And I, I treat her pretty good. I know you did treat her good, but you could treat her different. Like you could, you could be, I don’t know. As much more submissive, as much as much digging and pulling up weeds as I’ve done for her in the last two weeks and all these flower bess. But boy, have we got a pretty yard now. It sounds like you’ve been putting in work. You might need a little reward from a stranger. Yeah. A stranger that you’ve met before, but something’s different. Yeah. See. Maybe I’ll call her. You want me to call her? Yeah, maybe you need put her up to it. Yeah, that could be awkward. Yeah. Hey that, that that’d be like you calling Nana. That’d probably be a damn shock when she answered the phone. That was you on the other end. A damn shock. Come on dad. I ain’t that bad. Hey, tell me when it’s her birthday. You call her and when else have you ever called her Grandma day? Grandma. Okay. Alright. Go. Uh, phone works both ways. That’s what I’m gonna say. I, that’s right. Okay. Well, I call you, I’m talking about her. She don’t call me. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Well, she, I think she has called you just like all the rest of us who call and ain’t nobody on the other end. Yeah. IGI don’t, I don’t call my mom either, but it, last time I called mom, I was apologetic and she was like, oh, it’s fine. I talked to Christie and the kids a few days ago, like, I mean, what, what’s that tell you? Like, you, you know, you don’t mean that much to mean anyway, so long as I’ve get to talk to Christian and the kids, I was okay with it. I was okay with it. Hmm. Yeah. What you got? Give dispatch me. Well, I got, I got something from Eileen. Okay. And Eileen wants to know, do you like kombucha? That’s a good question. Do you, you talking about you? Is she asking me or you? Yeah. She’s eating. She’s asking you. I love it. What do you think about it? Tell me what you know about kombucha. I, I, uh, first time I ever heard it, you’ve never heard of the word kombucha. I’m surprised I could even pronounce it. That’s, that’s true. You nailed that. It’s a drink dad. It’s a fermented fizzy tea or some sort and it’s got some, it’s got this thing called the mother growing in the bottom of it that then it like is living and growing and it. Makes a reaction. It is fermenting the tea stuff and it taste all effervescent and you can add other things to it. Oh, well I think that’s kind of what Eileen’s trying to get you to see. ’cause she wanted to know. If you could kombu your mouth on these nooks. What dad? Yeah. Whatcha doing? Whatcha doing to me? I didn’t send in to question completely. I don’t even understand. I know what you did, but I don’t understand what you said. What Kobo? I don’t, I don’t even know if I understand it. I mean, kombucha. Mouth on these. Kombucha mouth on these nuts. Kombucha mouth. Kombucha mouth. Is that it? Yeah. Kombucha. Mouth on these nuts. Kocha Ko. Kombu Ko. Mouth. Ko. Put your mouth on these. N. These These nuts. These nuts. Kombucha. Mouth. Ko. Put your mouth. Ko. Put your mouth. Ko. Put your mouth. That’s getting a little personal there, Eileen. I don’t know if we’re going to do that or not. You got me, dad? Yeah. One time out of 10. Most of the time it’s you getting me, so Yeah, you got me. Ain’t no, ain’t no getting around it. It is time for another edition off. Can I pronounce these words? Let’s see if I follow fail. We got some new words and. I might, mm, I might, out of the ones I’m looking at, I, I might get one. You’re not looking, you’re not, you’re not confident today. Well, all right. I, I, I see, I see these, I have this list. All right. Now the first one’s I. It’s quite an, it’s quite a lot of syllables. It’s a mouth full of words, ain’t it? Well, or letters. It’s one word. Vows of something. Yeah. Uh, so, uh, just read it in your mind once and then say it out loud and it’s kinda like ripping off a bandaid. I wouldn’t try to go slow with this one. A Wikipedia. Well, and you, how would you describe your accent that you just used? Was that, uh, proper, proper man, I guess? Proper man? Yeah. Or Wikipedia. Is that like a, a precursor to Wikipedia? I, it must be All right. You, for me. Let, let me step back for my advice. Try sounding it out. ’cause you put, you put the M in the wrong place. You put the D, you put a D in there. There’s not a D. Okay. Oh, oh, man. Oh, that’s right. Oh. Oh. No. Edia. You see, you’re still adding a D. There’s no D there at the end. If you take the D out, I think you got it. Oh. Oh, no, EDIA. That’s not a D. That’s a e. Pia. Okay. Oh, not Pia. Oh, no tomato. Pia. Pia. Oh no. Maia. Oh, oh. Noia ao. Say AO A MA to Pia. Yes. Yes, yes. That’s it. On, on, on, on, on. That’s it. On. And the faster you say it, the funnier it is. The funnier it is. On, on, on. And what does ONO mean? I. May neither. Okay. I think it means a word that’s, it’s a term for a word that sounds like it behaves like, yeah. Reverb or rape. What? So what don’t you reverb or rape? Stick what you said. You just stick with what you said to start with. I don’t know. Well, I thought I, I knew. Okay. It’s like buzz or his, oh, buzz his on. Okay. On on, on Maia. On Onap. Yeah. There we go. All right, I’m on now. This my onia. Now this next one is, um, it’s a, it can be a dip, it can be a glaze. Mostly a, mostly a sauce of some sort. I like it. Jimma Chi. Now are you, did you stutter there in the middle or is that part of it? Timma, let’s see. Timma te Curie. Just too many syllables. Just pick any syllable and remove it. Jim Chewy. Okay, now add one syllable back in. You took chi chi, you’re like, chi chewy, chima, chewy. That’s, that’s the right number of syllables. Okay. But the emphasis will be on, uh, the Chi, I think. Chi Jim Cherry Chi, but put the second I in there. Tim aci. Yes, but be, be cool about it. Oh, Tim. A cherry. There you go. Jimmy Cherry. But Chi, it’s more chimney. Rhyme with Jimmy. Okay. Rhyme it with Jimmy Chima. Cherry Chima Cherry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I bet you’ve had this. It’s good on like, if you eat like lamb at like a Brazilian steakhouse or something. Well, you, you got me some lamb one time. That was really good. So I might have, where was that? Uh, LA Yeah, that restaurant. We went downtown. Not the one where you carried Nancy for her birthday, but the. Oh, the one where me and Kristy got in a fight because I tried to order for everybody. Well, I don’t remember that it wasn’t busy. We all ordered and gotta eat different foods and I don’t, did we share? Yes. Okay. Well then that’s what we got in a fight about. I. I want. Somehow I was right, but I lost and I just, I I I hate that chi chewy though. Chima chewy. It’s like, um, it’s like Brazilian pesto dad. Okay. I don’t even know if That’ss true Brazilian pesto. I’m not, I’m not one to like, give culinary advice. Okay. Okay. Uh, next one. Your pro. I know this All right. Yeah. Karaoke. Yep. Yep. Yep. If, if you weren’t you and you were trying to say it, how would you say it? Say you didn’t know? Uh, Roki. Yep. That’s good. That’s good. That makes me feel better. Just for you to get it wrong. Even though you knew how to say it. I feel more comforted. Say it wrong again. Plus we, plus we went to Roki. Yeah, that’s wrong. Thank you. The place you went where? To eat for birthdays last week. They, the, uh, Karachi was going on there. They tried to get me to get up and sing. You didn’t do it? No. Oh man. You should have sang magic carpet ride. I mean, I have a hard time pronouncing all these words. I mean, if I get up and sing, I might not pronounce the words, but I have got up and sang before, so. I think you would sing something like sitting on a dock at a bay or something. That’s a pretty tough song. Bad. Michael Jackson? Uh, no. I ain’t gonna sing. No. Michael Jackson. What about lunch by Billy Eilish? Have you listened to that yet? Yeah, I hadn’t, I, I, I got to do that. I forgot to look that up. I gotta look that up. But maybe I’ve seen that to you. The next time we get together, that’s your karaoke song. Yeah. All right. This next one is, um, okay, I’m not going, I’m not gonna tell you what it is. Um, Ibiza. That’s right. So, so your wild hair of a guest was actually correct, Ibiza, that would be correct. It would be correct. Ibiza is, is an exotic location, uh, where you can do some clubbing. Oh, Ibiza. Mm-hmm. I’m going Ibiza. Oh, I don’t, I, I don’t know. I don’t, yeah, that’s a good try though. Yeah, it might work. I mean, I’ve never been to Ibiza. Maybe they go Azen. I’m Azen. Yeah. Alright. And finally, let’s see if you can, well, I think I, I, I, I might have missed Beijing. You’re pronouncing it like an Maia. What’s that? What, wait a minute, BeiGene. And what is this? It is a place in China. There you go. See? Beijing. Beijing. Beijing, it’s, that’s what, that’s the sound that the plane makes when you land there. Beijing binging it. I, I would, if I was landing there, it was landing Beijing and taken back off. Oh, you don’t want to go to China? Uh, I mean, the way I talk with my accent. Yeah. I mean they might, they might put me in a prison over there and think I’m a spy. Yeah, we think you’re a spy because, okay. You did pretty good today. You did too. Good again, too good. Dad? I don’t know. Well, I don’t know what to say. I’m proud of you. For being too good at something. We’ve got a Beach music festival coming to North Myrtle Beach on May the third. And if you want some tickets, we’ll have some things where you can look at it. And it’s got the California Honey drops, Jim Quick and Coastline and the Band of Oz. Great. And I think you, I think you buried the lead. Who else is gonna be there? The California honey drops. Keep going. I think it might. I think you might be there. Yeah. Yeah. And Charles Neal with Dispatches from Myrtle Beach is gonna be there too. 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Because you only have your email address, so I’m gonna read these comments and then you can get a window into what people are saying about you when they’re not emailing you. Okay? Okay. Um, this first one is from username. Mama Charles has come so far from the woods, laugh out loud emoji. How’s that make you feel? You know what she’s referring to. You’ve come so far from the woods, I reckon this, uh. It is like I’ve come out of somewhere out the dark and I, I have found myself in the light and I know where I’m at now. So in general that’s true. But specifically she’s referring to that video that you made for our anniversary GMM anniversary where it was so bad quality that, and you were standing in the woods and people were afraid that you were never gonna find your way out. Um. Okay. And it’s so good that somebody like you too could do this. Like you’ve been together all your life and that it’s fun and makes a lot of people laugh. Just keep doing what you’re doing and we’re proud of it. That was very sweet. But I, I am worried your dad might be being held hostile somewhere. Do you remember that now? Yeah. Yeah. We, we were in Virginia and the mountains. Yeah. Um, you were in the woods. Yep. I was in the woods. But, but now you’re out of the woods. I mean, that could have, when I watched that back, you could have been, it could have been a cardboard cutout. Like you were so stiff and it was so fuzzy that it, I mean, was that ever you, or was that just a picture, a cardboard cutout of you? Yeah. Yeah. It wasn’t you. It was me. Okay. Well then that would, okay. That would be incorrect. Yeah. All right. Here’s, here’s another comment. Macy Lane said Charles could read the phone book, and I listen. People love it when you read stuff. You got a phone book. I got a phone book. Oh, how convenient. All right, let’s see if Macy’s right. Daddy can find anymore. Let’s see. What letter do we want to turn to? Marcy? Let’s see. Marcy’s not on the line. It’s she’s, it’s a comment. No, but she, she’ll be listening to the podcast next couple of weeks and, oh, whoa. Who’s that on the front of your phone book? Who’s that lady? Uh, somebody from HTC phone books are so crazy. They’ve sold every square inch as an ad. Oh, it doesn’t, it doesn’t even say phone book on the front. It literally just says like, show me the front again. It literally is just an ad. It says HTC as if this is an HTC catalog or something. So crazy. It doesn’t even say phone book. No. Yeah, it does. HTC 2024 Telephone directory. So HTC is the phone company? Yes. Oh, I’m wrong then. So it’s a woman on a laptop on the front of a phone book. What, what? Yep. She’s not even on. She’s not even on. She doesn’t, probably doesn’t have a landline. She probably just has the phone book, which kind of makes, I mean the A laptop kinda makes me think if you just open your laptop, you might be able to find all the information that’s in that book. You have a laptop dad. No, I got, yeah, I got one right here. Oh, you’re, you’re staring into one right now? Yeah, I’m staring into one right now. Yeah. But you only use it to make this show. Just be reassured that, except for when I do my real estate uptake update course. So this is the only time in that time that I use it. Okay. So who you gonna, what you gonna read? Well, I, I just turned to the s and let’s see, it says Mark Nash Agency Incorporated. Okay. Mark Woods Homes Market, common growing. Let’s see. Go to ZII bet it gets more interesting at Z. Z. He’s confused. It’s, it’s, it’s gonna be in the back. It’s the last one. Yeah. That’s what, okay. Alright. Let’s see. Uh, Betty Zainal. Oh, shout up. Nancy Bki. Elaine Zabel. DK. Why did Nancy’s last name start with a b? I don’t understand. You read one that started with a b. No. Za Bosky. Za Bosky. Nancy Za Bosky. Go to the yellow pages. That, dad, I want to, I want to hear some businesses. Well, they’s some of these in here too. Alright. What, what’s something you’re in the you’re in need of that you might wanna find in the Yellow pages? Uh, I don’t need no accountant. What about a taxi dermis? See if you can find a taxi dermis at North Myrtle Beach. I bet so, I bet there’s stuff in all, all types of foul. Roto-Rooter. Okay. Taxi cabs. Mm-hmm. I don’t know. Ta Taxi dermis. Yes. Wildlife Creations. 28 0 7 Fourth Avenue Highway. Who else? Only one. That’s the only one in there. That’s the only one. Only taxi dermis. What else is on that page? Taxi cabs. A taxi at Myrtle Beach Trips. Taxi service. That’s your, that’s right here at North Myrtle Beach. If you need a taxi at North Myrtle Beach, go to Trips Taxi. Okay. Alright. Uh, does he have an app trip? Trips app where you can call ’em at any time? No, I just got trips, taxi in my phone just. I look, look it up and call it if I need to. Oh, this is your personal taxi service. You don’t use Lyft or Uber, you use Trip? No, I just use trips. That would be correct. Okay. Yeah. All right. Alright. He has standards. Is Trip a person or are we, is it referring to like Yes. He a road trip. He’s the, he’s the guy that owns the The taxi service. Yeah. Does he pick you up? He has picked me up. Trip himself has picked you up? Yes, he has. Wow. That’s been several years ago, but, uh, several years ago, trip from trip to taxi service picked me up. That’s, that’s bragging rights right there. Dad. I met him, uh, ’cause he advertises on 94.9 to surf. Oh, okay. So I met him down there one day when I was talking to Quick. Okay. Not long ago. Yeah. Here’s another comment for you. Not that I’m not over you reading the phone book. Faded Cake sixty five forty seven commented on YouTube. Myrtle Beach needs to give Charles A. Key to the city asap out. Oh man. What’s the first thing you would do with a key to the city? Um, because I don’t know if we need to get ahead of ourselves in giving you one of these. Um, I guess I’d put it up with, uh, some of my other things that, uh, I have one with dispatches from Myrtle Beach. Oh, oh, you would display it? You display it, yeah. Late at night. Would you, would you go in there and just kind of sneak around? Just maybe like. Go through the trash or something? Uh, no. I just leave the, put the key up there on the shelf and say, I got the key to the city. But you would never go and unlock the city. Well, I think this is just a. Key, key. Don’t take yourself short that, no, I think, I think that it, I think it’s more than symbolic. I think there, there, this is how the city is open and closed every day. It’s quite a job. So you’re gonna unlock the city so everybody can come into it and do their business and do their stuff and live and work and beach life, you know? And then at the end of the day, you gotta come in, you gotta, you gotta lock up the city. Keep it safe, so. Hmm. This is not, maybe I don’t want to keep it. I know, that’s what I’m saying. You shouldn’t take this too lightly. Yeah. I don’t know if I want to key or not ’cause uh, but once you lock everybody out, you got the city to yourself. That’s what I’m saying. 2:00 AM 3:00 AM nothing but you and the city free reign at a place. Yeah. You could go in a donut shop and get some old donuts and just eat them. You could probably go into like, um, you could go into records offices and just forge stuff. Oh, yeah, you could probably own properties. Just go in there and sign the deeds to stuff. Transfer deeds, all that could happen after hours. No one. No one’s none. The wiser. Show up the next day, unlock the city. Everybody shows up. I I You own half of it then, then I might not be doing dispatches for Myrtle Beach no more and un unless I could do it from prison. So, you know you can do it. Yeah, you can do it from prison. So I ain’t gonna do it from prison. I worked in a prison, young Thug recorded multiple songs from prison. Oh yeah? Yep. What’s your favorite? Who did you say? Young Thug. Young Thug. I, I, I figured you’d just said I, but he probably didn’t do it. I reckon it was after he got out of prison was mm-hmm. Merle, when, uh, Mer recorded prison and did all his songs, young Thug, he, he would get on that phone, the prison phone, and he would perform his music and they would record it over the phone, dad, and release it. He made millions. So think about it. No dispatches for Myrtle. Myrtle Beach Penitentiary. What’s the, what’s the prison there? I, I, I don’t have no idea. Well look into it. Let’s find out. Alright, one more for you. This is from. Ashley. Ashley. Ashley, Ashley, lots of A’s and a couple of extra Y’s link. Talking with his dad is my new favorite form of A SMR. I wanna listen to them tell stories after a big family meal while dozing off in front of a fireplace. What say you. Well, I, I’m glad she, uh, likes, likes listening and for whatever reason, but, uh, she ought to spelled out what, uh, A SMR means. Well give it a, give it a, give it a shot. What do you think? Uh, ain’t got to slide it. Uh, a SMR actually that’s the first letter actually. Actually, uh, sharks actually. Sharks actually sharks. MR What’s the M stand for? What’s the R stand for? Actually, shark make romance. That’s it. Hmm. Because that, you know what, people don’t know that, do they? People don’t know that. Hey, it comes up a lot in conversation, you know. Oh, oh, you’re afraid of sharks. Oh, you, you lost the armor to shark. Oh, you, you don’t like to swim because of shark? Well, actually sharks make romance. Oh. So, okay. Ashley. Ashley. Ashley. That we got, uh, actually shorts make romance, but I’m glad that agents sometimes misuse ramekins awkward. Symbis might run, uh, all she makes returns. All she makes. Oh, she makes returns. Is that what it means now? Uhuh? I’m making all these up. Dad. This is, oh, um, which one’s your favorite? What about, um, actors? Sliver, more rice? No. Um. Roads a act. Okay. Sliver act sliver. More roads. Okay. Act sliver. More roads than who? Directors assaults seem more wrong. They, but, but they, and they are assault, seem more wrong than they are. All right. I’m trying, I’m trying, I’m trying my best. I’m just glad that Hasley, that, you know, uh, listening to me and Link makes you do like it does to me sometimes when I’m sitting down after a good meal and watching tv and you can listen to us and get you a few, one of them nice naps that me and Link like to take. So I agree. I think Ashley seems mostly right. Yeah. So. Well, Link. We, we’ve talked about a lot of stuff today and uh. I’m glad we recorded it so we don’t have to remember it. Yeah, and it was fun having you all here with us today, and we’ll be back next week. For another one. And don’t forget to follow and subscribe wherever you get your podcast and on YouTube. And while you’re at it, review us on the Apple Podcast. And if you got a question, comment, or story, email me at ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. And y’all have a great rest of your week and we can’t wait to eat Chi Cherry and Ibiza Gin. Beijing. Beijing. We can’t wait to eat Chi Abi Beijing. Love you, son. Love you too, dad. Woo.