[Music] [Music] This is Dispatches from Myrtle Beach with Charles Neil and my son Link from Good Mythical Morning. How you doing, son? >> I’m doing good. It’s good to see you. Uh, you know, you’re one of the first people I’ve seen today. >> We’re We’re not side by side this time. We’re back in our normal places >> doing dispatches. >> Yep. I knew that you made it back because we’ve been talking. We both got the black t-shirts on today. >> Yeah. I’m trying to figure out >> who that is on your shirt. >> Oh, >> here’s a hint. If I go like this, you can see the writing at the bottom. >> Is it Whan? >> Yep, that’s right. >> All I could see was just a little bit of the writing, but I guessed it. >> Yeah. >> New Whan album came out recently, Dad. And um it’s unearthed, unreleased, but recorded back in his heyday. So like it’s it’s an exciting time for Whan fans. >> Oh yeah. >> Yeah. Got a new album. I think there’s um you know, I got I got some inside information that there’s like a couple more albums coming out. It’s pretty cool when like somebody who’s been gone that long, they have completed songs where they would go into the studio and they just never he recorded so many songs they just never came out. But anyway, what what’s your shirt? I think I caught a glimpse of it. >> I think it’s just good mythical morning with Rhett and Link. That’s all. >> Well, stand up. Give us a good look at it there. Come on now. You can promote You can promote our merch a little bit. >> Oh, >> go to mythical.com. Get yourself some merch. I even make my dad pay for it. >> Or did we? Maybe I I hope I gave that to you, but if not, thanks for buying it. I don’t know. I guess. >> Yeah. Uh, how do I look? Do I look like uh I’ve been seen by people? >> You look good. Hey, let let me tell you a little story. I got >> kind of glossed over that. Whan Wayan’s son, uh, Whan Jr., I guess, >> got his own group. Yeah, that’s got his own group. >> One of my very good friends is his drummer. >> Really? Well, you know, I know Shooter. That’s my inside information. So, I have to ask him about it. >> Yeah. >> For which band? What’s the name of the band? You don’t remember? >> Uh, just the one he travels around with. >> Oh, okay. So, where is this guy from? >> LA. Uh, no. He lives in North Carolina. >> Oh, okay. All right. Well, you need to you need to send me send me >> the boy’s name that plays drums for him. I guess he’s still playing, is Cameron Dudley. >> All right. >> You can ask him. >> I’ll have to ask him about it next time I see him. >> Yeah. >> But yeah, you’re back. You’re back. You’re looking good, too, Dad. I know you didn’t ask. You didn’t even need to know. You look good, Dad. >> You look more awake than me. You look 3 hours more awake than I do. >> That would be correct. Y >> yeah. I mean I’m more than 3 hours cuz I got up and carried my pickup to get the oil changed in it this morning and >> more than 3 hours. >> Yeah. I mean I got up at 6:30. >> Well, I got up at 6:30. What time do you think I get What time do you think I get up? >> I know you get up. Hey, you usually get up earlier than I do, so I ain’t even going there. >> But you did. You said that you’re more than 3 hours ahead of me. That wasn’t actually true. >> Well, no, I just said I’m up I’ve been up more than 3 hours. >> Oh, I understand. I understand. Okay. All right. I I guess I’m a little testy. I’m sorry. I need a second. I need a second cup of coffee. >> Yeah. Well, maybe somebody might bring you one. I doubt it, you know. >> I doubt it, too, dude. >> Yeah. >> I so doubt it. Well, let’s get Hey, well, you you kind of trying to find out what I’ve been doing. We we had SOS here and >> Oh, yeah. Cuz you you were you were intent on flying back as quickly as possible. So, you would miss the least amount of that as possible. So, did you miss too much? Are you upset with me for bringing you out to LA? >> No, no, no. Listen, I I got back. We kind of had a dilemma, you know. I had to get off of one plane. >> Tell Tell us this story, you know. Tell the story from the beginning cuz cuz I want to hear it. I want everybody to hear. We >> We flew when I I left Lynx and everything went good in LA. got on the plane, flew into Atlanta, and I had about Oh, that’s what I didn’t have but like 50 minutes to get from the plane uh >> to to the to the next one >> at Atlanta from Los Angeles to get to my plane to go to Myrtle Beach. Well, that wouldn’t have made any difference whatsoever. I could have been an hour later. >> Oh. because everybody loaded on the plane and then you see these men with these little yellow shirts vest on running up and down like what’s going on? >> Running up and down. >> Yeah. Running up and down the aisle checking something and they finally the uh pilot came on said we’re going to have to disembark this plane because it’s some kind of I don’t know, air conditioning thing, something weren’t hooked up. It was just blowing everywhere at the back of the plane. And so we everybody and everybody was on this plane. So we all had to disembark, go back out. >> Oh, that’s so that’s >> they said, “But we’ve got another plane that we can get and bring over here.” They acted like they could bring it over there in 15 minutes. >> Okay. Like like we just happen to we just happen to have another one sitting around. >> Yeah. Oh, we’ll pull this one out of the closet. >> Like calling for another rental car or something. So >> So you felt like you were going to hop off and hop back on. >> Yeah. But that Well, and it it weren’t too bad, but in like an hour and 15 minutes, we loaded back on the other plane. And you so you were sitting there thinking it was going to be 15 and then 30 and then 45 and then an hour and >> well they told us it was going to be an hour and then it was like an hour and a half. So >> Okay. >> And then I was having to text Nancy and tell her don’t be at the airport. Don’t come yet, >> right? >> Just lay lay back down cuz it was like we were supposed to get there like 1:00 in the morning and >> Oh no, >> it was 3:00. >> Oh. So, >> oh, >> we the next morning when we tried to get up and do some stuff, I it looked like I’d been rode hard and put up wet. So, >> yeah. >> So, >> as they say, >> but but >> So, like a >> you know, I like a horse. >> I got over all that. And so, >> so you got Nancy to pick you up at 3:00 a.m.? >> Yes. >> Then, don’t you have Ubers down there, Dad? >> Yeah. >> Just take a damn Uber. I mean, or a taxi. >> You making them get up and pick you up? Listen, this is old people mentality. >> Old people mentality is somebody’s got to take you to the airport and then somebody’s got to pick you up. >> That would be correct. >> All right. Listen, you’re a jet setter. You got to get over this. You get you when you leave the airport with your bag, there’ll be a line for taxis. It’s it’s a tale as old as time. People just begging to take you somewhere. >> Not not not at 3:00 in the morning. And they want no line to take you nowhere. >> That’s a good point. There’s no There’s no taxis at 3:00 a.m. >> They want no Uber. There’s usually a Uber line there and a taxi line, but >> they won’t they won’t end up. >> Well, how long would it have taken you to walk home? >> Walk home. >> I’m just asking. >> It It takes 45 minutes to drive home from >> Oh, God. I’m so sorry, Dad. So 3:00 in the morning, you’re getting her to drive 45 minutes to come pick you up. You still could have called a Uber. I’m going to tell you 3:00 in the morning, you can still call a lift. >> I I know I could have. >> So, but let’s look into that next time. Let’s let her get her sleep. So, did you popped up the next day and and went directly to this festival? >> The SOS just kind of started that next day where we could go out and go dancing >> that night. Mhm. >> Well, we were so tired we didn’t go out that night >> and then we didn’t go out the next night. >> We went out dancing the daytime. >> Oh, >> Sunday was fun Sunday where they have stuff outside and Jim Quick was playing outside on Sunday. >> I know you got to be there quick. >> I got to get to go to That’s right. And then Monday morning or Monday is fun Monday when they have three different bands and they had the East Coast Party Band, Gary Ladder and Smoking Hot and the Swinging Medallions. >> Swinging medallions sounds dangerous. Might put a eye out or something. >> If you shag too hard, you get a medallion to the ear. >> The eye. I had to go that morning to get an MRI because, you know, my back was kind of out. So, my friend Pat and Diane carried our chairs down there at 6:30 that morning and set them out >> before we’d have a good seat. >> It’s good to have chair to friends. >> That’s correct. >> But who who aren’t embarrassed to take a little heat for you because there’s a risk whenever you’re like, you know, posting up chairs or saving seats for somebody. That could be a point of conflict, you know, and then it’s like, so that’s good. That’s the type of friend you need. A chair toteen, >> seats saving, heatabsorbing, social moray inviting friend. >> And and listen, Pat can take the heat, so I ain’t worried about that. >> He You know you’re not going to lose your space. >> That’s right. >> When Pat’s on the job. >> We were good. You were good. So, all right. Tell tell everybody more about this MRI. >> I just went and had an MRI about my back and then I went and before I came out to see you, I went and had phys one one shot of physical therapy and I’ve been doing those exercise myself and my back’s back to normal and I’m back to working. >> So, are you not going to physical therapy anymore? >> No, I’m just doing those exercises. >> They didn’t want you to keep going. >> They didn’t call me. Okay. What are the exercises? >> I am going I am going to say that they did tell me if I didn’t hear from them in a week to call down there, but I ain’t called. My back’s doing really good. >> But you got to keep doing these. What kind of exercise are we talking about? Is it stretches? Is it weights? Is it or do you give rubber bands where you you have to stand up and do your arms down this way and this way, but you can’t move. And then I have to pull my knee up and count for 30 seconds and just pretty simple stuff that anybody can do. >> Well, not don’t sell yourself short. >> Most people don’t do them. I do mine every morning. >> That you and Yeah, cuz what did I tell you about stretching? >> What did I tell you? You told me you you told me that I needed to stretch before I did anything because it helped me not get hurt. >> And I also led by example, did I not? >> Yes, you did. I But I can’t stretch like you can. I’m too old. >> Don’t. >> Let me tell y’all Myrtle B something. Link can stretch. >> Yeah. Tell him, Dad. >> I’m telling you, he can get in. He can stretch stuff out with his legs and stuff that man made made me hurt when I seen him. >> Borderline yoga. Country boy yoga. That’s what we call it. Dad, I don’t want to tell dad I’m doing yoga, you know. So, I’m just doing some sort of stretching. But maybe I might get him into yoga if we if we if we market it right, y’all. >> Yeah. >> You got to get down on your knees, Dad. You got to beg for your day to not hurt you. >> That’s that’s what the physical therapist told me. She said she knew that I worked and kind of what I did. And she said, “I can tell. I can look at your knees and tell cuz there ain’t no hair on them.” >> Yeah. You You like to get on your knees. >> Well, you have to doing what I’m doing. when you >> she’s like I can tell there’s no hair. There’s hair everywhere except on his knees cuz he’s on his knees so much. >> Done been rubbed off. Yeah. Now link when this past weekend when I went up and helped Teresa clean out Nana’s house and we got it all cleaned out. >> Right. >> I was coming back home and I stopped at the Circle K down at Fedville and went in. I got some gas and went in got me something to drink and come out and the boy there won’t be one guy working in there. His name was Justin. Holler out to Justin. >> All right. >> He kept he he went behind the counter. He was out behind out in front of the counter. He kept looking at me, looking at me. He said, “Dispatches from Myrtle Beach.” I said, “That would be correct.” >> And he didn’t say good mythical morning. He said, “Dispatches from Myrtle Beach.” There you go. >> I said a boy. So >> he he uh I talked to him for a few minutes and there was people standing in line waiting to pay for stuff. He ain’t even pay him no attention. He said like he was like in another world. Uh and he uh he said, “Can I have a picture with you?” I said, “Sure, why not? >> Why not?” So we took a picture and then he I done paid for my stuff and he went over there and went back to work. >> A little kangaroo action there. >> And then but in between SOS and everything link >> Mhm. >> me and Nancy went to Pennsylvania. >> You slid this in in here just out of nowhere you going up to Pennsylvania. This is not your first >> She had a trip up there. >> Yeah. She had a trip planned for us to go to see the sight and sound uh play up there that does Noah out of the Bible. >> Noah out of the Bible. >> And boy, it it was it was it was it was good. It was really good. >> Did they have real animals? >> Yes. >> Oh, >> re real animals. >> Let me guess. >> I bet they had two of whatever they had. That would be correct >> because you got to have you gotta have what it takes to make more animals after the flood. >> That’s correct. >> And you got to get them all on the boat and you got to feed them all and it’s got to and you got to put every animal that’s going to repopulate the entire world or just locally. Do you believe in a local flood or a global flood? >> No, I think this was had to have been one for the whole world. >> Okay. Well, some people don’t believe that. Some people, you know, you know, if there’s anything to believe, people are going to believe every type of thing about it, Dad. >> Oh, yeah. >> Some Some people Some people like to believe it’s just a local flood, so they didn’t have to get as many animals on there. Cuz let me tell you right now, that’s a lot of animals, Dad. That’s a lot of animals. >> It was a lot of animals. Yeah. >> Some people believe it didn’t even happen, Dad. But I’m just telling you, people believe everything. >> Well, >> but seeing is believing. And did they have the ark? Yes. Was it full size kind of arc built where >> two dimensional >> they could you could see the outside of it and then the >> the things would turn around. You could see all up the 40 foot up to the top of it with all the different floors in it. >> Oh, you could see like a cross-section of it like a Wes Anderson movie. >> Yep. >> Okay. Yeah. >> So, it was >> the uh neat Wes Anderson did that in the Life Aquatic which is um one of my favorite movies. Anyway, I digress. So, how many animals did they have? What type of What was the biggest animal they had? >> Elephants. >> They had two elephants. >> They had two real elephants. Now, that some of them they had were just where they had made them and put them in these little cubicles. But they they had two elephants and two camels. >> Okay. >> Two real camels. >> All right. and swans and ducks and pigs and horses. And >> was this an indoor? >> It was inside. >> Okay. So, what how close were you to all this action? Close enough to smell it. >> Oh, yeah. We I mean, >> smell like a barn. >> We were on road 27, so you we were pretty good ways, but I mean it was a good seat. We had a good time. far enough back to not get sprayed by a rhino spinning his spinning his tail. We they had a break in between and I I I had been driving and sitting and so I was just standing up and stretching and good >> a lady from back behind stretching. >> A a lady back behind from where we were sitting came walking down and we won’t but two chairs from the back row. She leaned over to the chair and she says, “You Charles Neil from Dispatches from Myrtle Beach, aren’t you?” And your son is Link Good Mythical Morning, Him and Rhett. And she said, “I love me some Rhett and Link.” She said, “Every morning.” I said, she said, “Every morning when I get up and drink my coffee, I watch them every morning.” >> Yes. >> And she say, she had to be about the same age I was. So, y’all don’t just have young fans, y’all have some older ones, too. Son, >> we listen, we have we don’t have really young fans for some reason. Some people think that, but we don’t have kids watching. They don’t care. They got other crap that they’d rather watch. >> We have nice, discerning young adults all the way up to seasoned adults. We have all it name any type of person with taste. Ha. >> Yeah. >> And they’ll wa they’ll watch us, Dad. They could be arkloving. They could be arc denying. They could It doesn’t even You know what? Both are welcome. All are welcome. >> All are welcome to Good Mythical Morning. But you better be on your best behavior. Everybody. You know what I’m saying? Because we got a lot of to clean up on this ark. And we all got to work together. We all got to work together or this smell is going to turn into a stench. You know what I’m saying? >> We got to find a way to keep this thing afloat >> together. >> The two brothers was fussing and fighting over there that one of them had to do this and one of them had to do that. >> Mhm. >> It all finally worked out. >> All right. Did Noah get drunk and expose himself? >> No. >> Okay. Well, that you know that’s biblical. >> Not Noah. >> Yes. Noah. Noah got drunk and exposed himself. That’s biblical. That’s in the Bible. He was asleep. He was passed out. >> Okay, maybe I’m going to have to look that up. >> If it wasn’t Noah, it was definitely somebody in the Bible, but I’m pretty sure it was Noah. Google it, Dad. Did Noah expose himself while passed out drunk in the Bible? >> I don’t think Noah. I don’t think it was Noah. Might have been somebody else. Might have been David, King David or something. Oh, you know he he he he had a he had his proclivities. >> Yes, he did. >> His Noah. >> I’m telling you, it’s Noah. Read it. >> Okay. >> So, what chapter verse? >> Oh, Genesis 9. >> Genesis 9. >> Noah became drunk after planting a vineyard, lay naked, and uncovered in his tent. >> Mhm. >> And his son Ham saw his nakedness and told his brothers. >> Ham told his brothers. I saw dad’s nakedness. 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Daddy, you facetimed. You buttdimed. Okay. >> Oh my god. >> Hello. Hello. >> Hello. What is Dad? You were you’re looking straight. It appeared that you facetimed Logan from an outdoor environment. >> Yes, it >> you have a sun hat on and sunglasses and you’re staring right at the camera, but you’re not responsive at all. So, is is this a Noah situation? >> It might have been a No situation. It could have been. What happened? >> Do you know Do you remember that? >> I don’t even Okay. I was trying to look to see if I could see where I thought we were at. But >> what? Hold on. You were trying to look on a map on your phone. >> No, at that thing where she said I butt dialed her where I could tell where I was at when I butt dialed her. >> I I’m not yet understanding. >> Me neither. >> Well, you you tried to You were What were you trying to look at on your phone? Google Maps. I I listen I don’t have any idea. I don’t know how this happened. Sometimes I can just leave my phone and it and I hit a button. It’ll just >> it’ll just call somebody do something do something. And >> so did you see Logan on the screen looking at you? >> I I didn’t I don’t think so. I don’t even think I I don’t think I hit the button to see anything. I don’t >> And you don’t remember it because you did. She was talking to you. She was saying, “Hello, hello, hello.” And you were >> and I and I didn’t hear it cuz the music was going on, >> right? >> Wow. >> So, >> it might have been at the >> At least you didn’t see his butt. Like, I mean, once you said it was a butt dial, but it was a FaceTime. I’m like, what are we about to see? But it was his face. >> SOS. I think that was that SOS was >> Okay. >> Yeah. That’s right. >> Well, then you’re off the hook. Whatever whatever happens during SOS, >> right, >> stays with SOS. >> Yeah, that’s right. >> And then uh one other thing when I was working, I was I Googled I Googled you link. I needed to get a picture of something. >> Oh, you’re googling me. >> And I Googled link Neil and this comes up. It’s you and it’s Charles is you. So, so, okay, cuz the way that Google works is once you Google it over on the right, it’ll show you some pictures that’s like, okay, this is like the Google entry says how old I am, who I’m married to, and the date that we got married. All that’s right. And it only chooses three pictures. There’s so many pictures of me that Google could have chosen to be the three that it puts with me. And one of them is you, Dad. But >> pretending to be Link. >> Pretending to be me. You’re wearing the impersonation glasses. >> Oh, >> and Google, you fooled Google. >> I fooled Google. >> So, that was that that was funny. >> Yeah. >> That’s great. >> Maybe we could maybe we fool him again. >> No, we wait. We’re not No, we won’t be fooled again. It’s like uh it’s like that song from the Who. That is so funny, Dad. You know, I went to a um a festival myself, a music festival. I went um me and Christy took Lando and a friend of his and Lily. We flew out to We kept saying DC because that’s what it says on the thing, but it was technically more in Maryland, like halfway between Baltimore and DC. There’s a festival called All Things Go, but some people call it the lesbian Coachella apparently. And having gone to it, I will say that that is an accurate description. >> There’s a lot of artists that we were all fans of. Uh not the least of which is Clara, who I’m a huge fan of her and an album called Charm. Um, but there were a num number of other people there uh that they were excited to see and that I was excited to let to see them see. But I mean, everybody knows I love lesbians and I was like I was very popular there. >> Okay. And and I I was able to test my theory of if it was going to smell like soap because I went to a um >> if it was going to smell like what? >> Soap. >> Oh, soap. >> Soap. Because I’ve been to I went to a Brandy Carile concert, lesbian icon at the Hollywood Bowl. And I reported back that the Hollywood Bowl smelled like soap. Now, depending on who you see at the Hollywood Bowl, this past well, very recently, Landon and I went to the Hollywood Bowl and we saw Erica Badu. Are you familiar? >> No. >> Okay. Well, that’s your loss because >> this is the 25th anniversary of her second album called Mama’s Gun. and Lando and I if you drew two circles of like what our music tastes are and you like made like a ven diagram right in the middle of that and the perfect overlap would be Erica Badu. So I was like yes son we are going to see Erica Badu. This is this is a once in life opportunity. I say all this to tell you that when I went to the same venue to see a very similar thing, let’s just say a woman singing, it smelled very different at the Erica Badu concert than the Brandy Carile concert. It did not smell like soap at all at the Erica Badu concert. It smelled like a very strong something else that was floating in the air a lot. You know, a little skunky. You know what I’m saying? Yeah, I I catch a drift. >> So, yeah. >> Yeah, Lando and I were like we were in a lot of drifts, but we we made it out. Okay, don’t worry. We’re fine. But, um, no soap smell at all things go. It It was It wasn’t as soapy, but it was still pretty soapy, which is great. I had a wonderful amazing time. Uh the outdoor venue there is beautiful and uh yeah give a shout out to all things go that so I you know I was busy. >> Was that in Los Angeles somewhere or >> Maryland >> outside of Baltimore? >> Both both of these were >> No, the Hollywood Bowl is in Hollywood and it’s shaped like a bowl. Okay. >> Okay. I I know I was saying a lot there, but basically my point is when you put a lot of lesbians together, it smells like soap >> and ain’t nothing wrong with that. >> It’s great. >> In other words, you you you promoting that they stay clean and smell. >> That’s my experience. I don’t they don’t need my promotion, but they have my agilation >> or permission. >> Or permission. That’s right. That’s the wonderful thing about going to a predominantly lesbian vibe festival is that I don’t I know that I’m not needed there. I’m welcome there, but I don’t, you know, I just need to just, you know, I didn’t explain anything to anybody. I’ll put it to you that way. You know what I’m saying? I felt very free to just be super chill and everything is very wellrun, you know, and everything everything goes real smooth and every and everybody is um it’s good vibes. >> Very good vibes. >> I would go so far as to say what repeat what I’ve heard, which is that they were immaculate. [Music] Well, all you Myrtle beasts, I got I got news for you. It It didn’t get me Well, it got me a little bit excited, but boy, it got my wife excited. Nancy was excited because we’ve got a Trader Joe’s at kind of at South Myrtle Beach down here. >> What? And it and it just opened last Thursday, I think. >> So you didn’t have Trader Joe’s in Myrtle Beach until last Thursday. >> Had to drive to Wilmington to go to Trader Joe’s. >> Oh, how And you heard about it from Nana? >> Well, no, it was on Hey, it was on the news here. I mean, all the all the news stations that we got to Trader Joe’s. We got a Trader Joe’s. And I mean, and the day that they opened, the day before they opened, they interviewed the manager and she was just all excited and says, “We’re ready. We’re ready.” And I the next day they showed and it was raining and it did not make any difference. >> Okay? >> Cuz they was lined up down the sidewalk around the building, >> waiting to get in. >> This video is insane. >> I can see that it’s wet in this video. And then oh my god, it’s like it’s like a music festival. You got people with their umbrellas. Oh my gosh. Wrapped all the way. >> It looks like it’s it’s in one of those bigger strip malls like typical typical. >> But look at that. >> What are they? It’s wrapping all the way around the side all the way around the back of the entire thing. All the way into the parking lot. This is easily a thousand people. >> Easily. >> Easily. Oh my god. Were they giving everything away or something? >> Well, they were giving some stuff away. I mean, but I I I don’t think if you was in the end of that line, you didn’t get nothing free. >> What in the world? So, I’m assuming you haven’t been in it yet. >> And told my wife we won’t go in until maybe >> die down a a week after it’s been open. Yeah. Then I I I’ll take her down there or she’ll just take herself, whatever. >> Do you know what she’s so excited about specifically? Like what about Trader Joe’s? >> I don’t I’d have to bring her in here and let her She just likes some of the I don’t know different things that they got. link. I mean, sauces and uh different things you can get there that you can cook kind of like uh >> You’re making this up right now. Are you just making this up? >> No, I’m not. >> Okay. >> I couldn’t tell if you were just trying to make something up cuz you’re you’re being pretty vague about they have sauces. Things you That’s called a That’s a grocery store. >> Things you can cook. >> Things you can cook. >> It’s like a >> It’s a grocery store. It is a grocery store. >> It is a grocery store. So I mean and I think that there’s some some kind of rice that she likes that they got there like I guess Chinese rice stuff that you cook with Chinese food and different stuff. I >> we just have her own Hey >> y >> when I take her to Trader Joe’s >> Yes. >> I’ll get my phone out and I’ll film her and then we’ll put it on the show. Okay. And so you’ll know what she likes at Trader Joe’s. >> Okay. All right. >> Cuz she’ll be excited to go down there. I’m And it won’t be just cuz it’s not the grand opening. She’ll still be excited. >> Yeah. Yeah. You should wait a little bit. It’ll probably be even better once there isn’t a line of a thousand people in the rain. >> Yeah. >> They got a lot of good frozen stuff like little hand like finger foods that you pop in the oven or the air fryer and you have friends over. Oh yeah. That’s the jam right there. that. Yeah, I remember her having them things for cooking them for me. Huh. That that light just come on. Yeah. >> Charles, do you know what they’re like Trader Joe’s employees what their outfits are? Their uniforms? >> Uh, no. >> It’s Hawaiian shirts. >> Oh, it’s right up your alley. >> I was thinking it was right up your alley >> cuz I could see you wearing that shirt. >> Yeah, look at you. You could work there. >> I’ll just go down there. Nancy is wanting me to change professions. Y’all may just go down there and get me a job. >> There you go. Apparently, it’s one of the best places to work. So, >> it literally it is one of the top ranked places to work. >> And you would be great at it. You would be great at it. There’s a little bit of flirtatious vibe that happens. People are so friendly they you think that they’re flirting with you. And I think that that would work very well for you, >> right? >> So, >> yeah, >> you’re so friendly. You’re flirtatiously friendly to a fault. So, >> that would be correct. >> I really think I mean, let’s look into how much they pay. You know, just let’s do a cost. Let’s do an analysis on it later. But think about it. >> But for now, we’re going to quiz you on how to say Trader Joe’s cheeses. It’s time for another edition of Can I pronounce these words? Let’s see if I follow fail. Gouda. Okay. All right. One for one. All right. Trader Joe’s dip. What is it? >> White Quest. >> Okay. Not quite. It is white, but the Q word is a bit different. I’m surprised you haven’t heard this one. I >> think it means cheese. Try again. >> We’ve done this word before, but I don’t uh white uh It’s just white cheese, ain’t it? >> Yeah, but you got to say the word. Q U E S O >> M. Um, >> quo. >> Uh, the so is right. So the queue E is more of a Q A Y. >> Quaso. >> Maybe more of a K a Y. >> Queso. >> You ever heard of that? You ever heard of queso? You ever have you ever heard the word queso? >> Uh, no. >> Okay. Well, never mind then, cuz that’s that’s how you spell it. Never heard the word queso. You go to a Mexican restaurant, you’re like, “Oh, they going to put some queso on this.” It’s like gloopy cheese at that point. All right, next one. Product of Italy. Still aged for 40 months. What’s this? Paragino Regano. [Laughter] Uh, parm. What did you say? Parmagino. >> Parag pageno. Pomagino. Pomagino. Regano. >> Okay. Re like regonomics or something. Yeah. Um, this is Italian. So that’s a hint. >> Parma. Parma. Not. It’s a soft G. >> P. Give it a >> pino. >> Nope. Parm. Make that sound. [Music] Pararm. Paragina. Parma. Paragana. That’s right. Parmesano. >> Parmesano. Parmesano. Reano. >> Nope. Same thing with those G’s. Remember [Music] [Music] reano. >> Let’s give it to him. Reano. >> I don’t know if I could do better than that, honestly. Parmesano Reano. >> I think it’s Rean. Reano. >> Oh, I don’t know. >> I’m not Listen, Dad. I’m not saying I know how to pronounce all of them either. >> Okay. >> Sometimes they get me. >> But you got this one. Double cream soft ripen cheese right in the middle. Bam. You got it. >> Bri. >> Yes. See? >> All right. Last one. >> All right. Trader Joe’s. Something something. First word. >> Ched. Cheddar. >> Yes. Good job, Dan. You got cheddar. >> Cheddar. Guilari. >> Gelari. >> Okay. Well, heari. >> He’s changing the G around, which is something that he’s learned today. Uh, but you’re putting an L in it. I don’t see an L at all. >> Sound it out. >> Cheddar. Cheddar grew. Yuri. What? >> Guri G. >> Cheddar Guri G. >> Okay. G Rugguri. >> G R U. That That should It shouldn’t be spelled that way. It should be G R E. >> Cheddar. Cheddar Guri. >> G R E E. How does that sound? >> Say that. >> Gree. >> Yes. And then add the second one. E pedigree >> and then add the ye e r e >> pedigree. >> Yes. Yes. Yes. Just say ye e r e. >> Say that. >> Pedigree. >> No, just >> pedigree. >> Only say ye e r e. Pronounce that. >> Year. >> Year. Yes, I’ll go with that. So g r e >> cheddar gre cheddar guri >> g say that ger >> gerero >> griier >> grier >> griier >> I’m literally saying Grier. >> Grier. >> Yes. >> All right, we got to call it. We going We’re spoiling them today, Dad. We going way over in this episode. >> Too much to catch up on. You need to shut this down cuz we have spoiled them rotten today. >> Well, Link, like you said, we give them double the trouble today. >> Almost. Yeah, >> I’m telling cuz it was fun having you all here with us today. And we’ll be back next week for another one. And don’t forget to follow and subscribe wherever you get your podcast and on YouTube. And while you’re at it, rate and review us on Apple Podcast. And if you got a question, comment, or story you’d like to share with me, email me at ratherbagen53 at aol.com. And y’all have a great rest of your week. And I’ll make sure I get some quesso before next time. Okay, that’s right, then. Just like that. We did some good work today. Love you. >> Yeah, had fun. 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