This is Charles Neal from Dispatches from Myrtle Beach with my son from Good Mythical Morning. Hey Link, how you doing? I’m doing good, Dad, and a good mythical morning to you or afternoon or, well, I guess, there’s a three hour difference, so it’s afternoon to me, so it’s night to you. Yeah, bit ‘un, yes, yes. It’s night here, but that’s all right. We got it worked out. With that backdrop you got, your nice sunset behind you. It makes me assume that you’re always living in the golden hour over there. Yeah, it was. Sometimes we got one and we sitting on the beach and now we watching the sunset. Yeah, are you working too hard? Pretty hard at it. I got a big job going on, so. Painting a house, it’s about 4,000 square feet, so. Okay. Yeah, I saved this one. These people were nice enough to let me wait and start in January. So I’ve been working on it in January, and I might get through with it by the end of February. I might. Really? They don’t care. So you’re riding on a good reputation if they’re letting you string it out for that much time. Well, you talking about painting the whole house again, the ceilings, the walls, the trim work, everything. And you’re talking about a house with one, two, three, five bedrooms in it. That ain’t even counting the living room, kitchen, the crow’s nest that you go up and can see the ocean from the house and all that. So it’s a nice house. What do you think about a crow’s nest in a house like that? Is it really big enough to do anything up there? Or is it just something when you buy the house, you’re like, whoa, a crow’s nest, I’m gonna come up here all the time and drink my morning coffee and you never go up there. And you would want to ’cause they got a winding staircase that you have to walk up to the top of it. Yeah, ain’t nobody gonna walk up there. Yes, they are ’cause this crow’s nest is about, it’s 12 foot wide and 24 foot long. Oh. It’s a room. Okay. With a vaulted ceiling in it, with beams on the ceilings and all kind of stuff. So this ain’t just no little bitty crow’s nest. This is a big crow’s nest. So you think they make use of it? Oh yeah, and Nancy said if she lived there, that she’d have a bed up there and that’s where she’d sleep. that’s the way to guarantee that you’re making use of it ’cause I’m still suspicious. But that’s what I’ve been doing, working on this house. But she tells me not to work too much. If I need to stop my rest, just go on home, everything will be fine. They good to me. All right, that’s good to hear. I like that type of arrangement ’cause I don’t like it when you gotta work too hard ’cause if you can continue to work at that type of pace, that’s ideal, right? I mean, and under those circumstances you enjoy it, right? Oh yeah, yeah. Do you still bring your jambox in there and listen to your? Oh yeah. Ain’t nobody but me and my radio, so yeah. 94.9 on the surf. So listening to that good beach music all the time. So not that rap music. Vibing out, you’re vibing out to not that rap music. I guess you have a lot of opportunity for shower thoughts. You know what I’m talking about, shower thoughts? No, you might have to explain that. I mean, I guess when you’re taking a shower and you think about stuff that you want to be doing or you need to be doing. Yeah, I get a lot of them thoughts, so yeah. Or more philosophical type stuff. Like I don’t have a good example, because I actually don’t have shower thoughts, I’m very much thinking about the task of taking a shower. But a lot of people when in the shower they get philosophical and their mind kinda wanders and when you’re using your paint brush, it’s like your mind can just go to all types of places. I can think about a lot of different things that I might want to change or what’s going on in the world. And I wish you could change some of that. But you know, and then sometimes I’m just listening to the music, painting and just easing on, dancing all around up and down the ladder. I like that image. I like that image, Dad. So it’s easy enough. But the last time we was together we got to talk about Aruba and New Zealand and done a lot of catching up. Is anything much? I’m back. I’m just back at it. I’m getting, I’m getting ready for Valentine’s Day. Oh yeah. We gotta we gotta start laying our plans if we wanna have plans to get laid. I shouldn’t have said that out loud. It just rolled right off the tongue though. The best laid plans are the plans to get laid. That should be on a Myrtle Beach T-shirt, right? I’m telling you, we need to put that on a shirt. Oh my gosh. Are you ready? I’m not, I’m honestly not. I mean I got a reservation, but I gotta go further than that. No, I ain’t ready. Yeah, we got some work to do. We might need to be directing our shower thoughts in the romantic direction, you know? Oh, yeah. And not just to get something out of it, Dad. That’s right, no, no, no. I don’t know what you’re thinking about me, but I’m not just trying to get something outta this. Sure, me either. This is about just an expression of love and romance with no strings attached and no expectations of any reciprocation. Hmm? Hmm. And what happens happens? I don’t quite go into Valentine’s without wanting some reciprocation so. I know, but you’re not supposed to say it. I said it and now you’ve said it. Well, hey. We’re both over here saying it. I don’t know about your wife. My wife knows I want some reciprocation, especially at Valentine’s, so. Yeah, there’s no doubt that she knows. But I mean, there’s still a little bit of, I don’t know, gamesmanship to it. I try to make it interesting and like doing stuff for her and she does stuff for me ’cause most of the time we get each other a card. We don’t just buy each other one card. We buy a couple or three and slip ’em around and leave them at different places. Oh. And leave one in the morning on Valentine’s Day somewhere and one for around lunchtime for ’em to find and then one for that night where we’re either going out to eat. or going to do something. Taking notes. And yeah. Sprinkle in the notes, I like that. Can I use that? Yeah, yeah. Because my trick has always been go to buy the card and pick your favorite card and pick your second favorite card and then take what’s written in your second favorite card and write it yourself in the first card as if you were the one who wrote it. You shouldn’t have told that. That’s worse than the first thing that you told. Yeah, I’m gonna do your your way is better. Just buy all the cards. I can, I articulate pretty well when I sit down and writing a little love note to my wife in the card and do that. So, it’s just something off the top of my head. Okay, well, me too, me too. Oh Lord, okay. It is time for another edition of Myrtle Beach mailbag. We got a email from Max Paul. Two first names, ain’t nothing wrong with that. He says, my name is Max from Kansas City, Missouri, and I have a peculiar predicament that I hope you fellas could help me with. I have the misfortune of my birthday being on February the third, the day after Groundhog Day. So my special day always seems to get overshadowed. This upcoming February will be my 25th year. So he’s 25 years old of playing second fiddle to Punxsutawney Phil, and frankly, I’m over it. Can you shed some light and cast your shadow on this quarter century dilemma of mine or perhaps provide some words of encouragement? Okay. Now, Max. Okay, well, I get the pun. His birthday is overshadowed. Yep. You get it? That’s right. You get it? Now, is this a widespread problem? I don’t know that I’ve ever heard of this being a problem. I don’t understand having a birthday, Max, I’m sorry, but just ’cause your birthday’s the day after my birthday and Link’s birthday. Mine sometimes falls right on Memorial Day and people celebrating Memorial Day. Hell, it don’t hurt my feelings that they’re celebrating something. And yours is the day after Punxsutawney Phil. I mean, I’m sorry that you’ve had a dilemma with it, but I got a nephew that his birthday is on December the 28th. Dad, now we’re talking. Christmas. And you could have been born on December the 25th instead of February the third. And then you wouldn’t have never got a, you’d be like Kurt, you wouldn’t hardly ever get a birthday present. And you compete with Jesus. You know what happens when you compete with Jesus? You lose. Spoiler alert, Jesus wins. I’m sure that’s already on a shirt, and it’s got like a gaudy graphic design to go along with it. Trust me, that already exists, spoiler alert, Jesus wins. So, you know, Max, I really think that you put a little two minutes thought in that your birthday’s on February 3rd because of, and I know you see all this about a groundhog and him seeing his shadow. But hey, there ain’t none of us got nothing to do with the weather. The good Lord looks after that and your birthday’s the day after we figure out if we’re gonna have six more weeks of bad weather or if it’s going to get warm in four more weeks or whatever. So, you could have had a birthday on a lot worse day. Are you saying that Mr. Paul here is being a prima Dana? Well, I don’t know that, but I think he’s– A Punxsutawney prima donna. Yeah, something, yeah, because he don’t need to worry about that his birthday’s on the day after. Are you saying that he is not being his max Paul? Are you saying he might be more of his minimum Paul? Well, I think he just needs to just– Live up to his name. Yeah. You are Max Paul. You are Max Paul, don’t make no damn difference if your birthday’s the day after Punxsutawney Phil’s. That’s right, yeah. Who does he think he is, Minimum Paul? No, he’s Max Paul, Max Paul. That’s right. So enjoy your birthday and just enjoy when it is. That’s the best thing for you to do. When’s the last time you actually paid attention to the groundhog anyway? I mean, what are we in grade school? Even when I was farming, I didn’t care if he seen his shadow or not ’cause I didn’t half believe. Exactly. It had nothing to do with it anyway. What about the other half? No, that’s right. And who cares about the weather more than farmers? I’m telling you. I mean, maybe fishermen, I don’t know. Nobody care, they might care as much, nobody cares. I mean, when you were a farmer, you clung to the weather. You had an intimate, well, I’ll say personal. Personal, yeah. You had a vibrant relationship with the local weatherman. Am I right? Well, I don’t know about with the weatherman ’cause they ain’t but 50% right half the time anyway so. Okay, but you would plan your strategy, your farmacological strategies based on the weather forecast, am I right? That would be correct. Now how many times did you base any of your stratagem on the seeing or the not seeing of the shadow of the groundhog? Not, never, Not, never, so always? You said not never. That means always. Yeah, no. Or that mean it could mean sometimes. No, not never means I didn’t never pay no attention to whether he seen his shadow or not. Okay, well, I thought that is yes ever. Yes never. Yes never, not not never. You mean not, not never. Not, not, yeah, not never is what. I don’t see why are you confused about not never? ut because it’s a double negative, Dad. Because not never means it don’t happen. Not never means it sometimes happens. And it could be happening all the time. It’s everything but never, right? Not never, what is never and then not’s the opposite. Okay, see, I might have learned something today, but it’s still not never, I have not never. Have you ever listened to what the groundhog said and taken action on that? No. Okay. Never. So never. Just never. Just never this time. Listen, you gave it hard to Max Paul, so I’m just giving it back to you. Don’t dish it out, if you can’t take it. I can take it. How often can you take it? Not never. Okay, All right, that’s right, that’s right, Dad. But never. Okay, there you have it, Max Paul. Well, I got another email from Jenna, Link. Okay. And it says, if you could time travel to witness any historical event together, which one would it be? Oh. Well see, the first thing I thought about was I’ve always thought I would like to go me and you do, because we’ve done some things together. We have. We’ve been whitewater rafting and all kind of things. It was kind of dangerous. We have spent time traveling together. And doing that. But the first thing that hit my head was that me and you would get to go to the Super Bowl or something like that, but we wouldn’t have to sit in the stands. We’d get to walk up and down the sideline with all the players and everything. Oh really? Yeah. Okay, which one? Because I’m saying that it could be any one in the past, and I think that’s what Jenna was saying too. You could pick any Super Bowl. And it would be the first one where the Packers played, and it was like zero degrees. I don’t wanna do that, it’s too cold. The first Super Bowl. Yeah. Why, Dad, why? Well ’cause it was the first one, and we’re going in the past, and hey, man, all those men that was playing, they toughed it out. And we’re not gonna really be in the cold. We just going to be set back somewhere and kind of watching and probably still going to be warm to us. Oh, we’ll be in a warm time traveling bubble. Yeah, okay, all right. Our time machine is very warm. We’re gonna have a heater in our time machine. All right. Or we gonna have some air conditioning in it if we need to get cool and everything. But you just want to go to a Super Bowl and be on the sidelines. On the sidelines. Everybody seems to care about the Super Bowl. I guess that would be cool. I don’t know. With all this Taylor Swift stuff. I don’t, I don’t know, I don’t know. I don’t get it, you know, hasn’t done it for me. I got to thinking a little bit more about this and I mean, from being in the service and doing stuff, if I really picked one thing that I could watch and see happen, it would be D-Day. Oh. In World War II. And it’s because so many people died fighting for this country and they freed the world, that it would be something that you could really grasp and take in to see how those people felt and what they did to free us from the world then. That is quite a historic moment. That’s a good choice. Have you seen Saving Private Ryan? Yes. Okay, I’m told that that was viscerally accurate. Pretty, pretty, it’s, well, I mean, I wasn’t in World War II, but with– Me neither. Things that you read about it, and how it was that that was pretty close. Yeah. To what went on. That one kind of scares me, Dad. Is our bubble bulletproof as well as has a heater? Well, I mean, when I read it, it says time travel to witness any historical event. Yeah, yeah, so we’re safe. We’re kind of safe and get to get back in our thing and get to come back home. Okay, I think I have one. But where would you? I think I have one that would make you happy, Would make me happy, and it would be awesome. And I’ll give you a hint, see if you can figure this out because I remember, I think you still have it. There’s a picture on your wall of an event that I think it will be cool to travel back in time and be there together, especially because you have this picture hanging in your house. And I know exactly what it is when me and you and Papa and Lincoln got a picture in that bean field. Oh, okay, no, that’s not what I was talking about. But that is a sweet, that’s better. That’s better to be able to hang out with Papa in the bean field. Now, you made me sad. Four generations, four generations. Four generations. And if we wait long enough for Lincoln to have a son, he says he’s gonna name him fifth. And we could bring him and we could bring another generation and hang out with Papa. Don’t make me cry, Dad. That’s not the picture that I’m talking about. Okay. I was just thinking of something that would be cool as hell. It wouldn’t be like heart wrenching, but awesome. So yes, your answer’s better. I’m sorry, but all right, what picture have I got? It’s a picture from history. We had nothing to do with it. And I’m pretty sure that it’s hanging on your wall. We got some pictures, Nancy’s got these pictures of Elvis out there, so. Okay, yes, but more specific. We will be going to Memphis in like 1956. To Graceland. No, it’s not just Elvis. There’s three other people in the picture. Oh, I know which one. Johnny Cash, Carl Perkins, Jerry Lee Lewis, and Elvis Presley. Yeah, the Million Dollar Quartet. Yep. All four of them were in the studio together. And I’ve been to that studio, hadn’t you been there? It’s like Sun Records there in Memphis. Can you imagine being there just even being a fly on the wall? You do have that picture hanging out, right? Yes, I do. Yeah, it’s like this famous picture taken, I mean they released the recordings later, but it was like a totally, I was reading about it, it was a totally impromptu. Yeah, they were just kind of, they didn’t know. They knew Elvis was going to be there, but they were all recording around Sun Records and I think Elvis was the only one that had a contract with Sun Records. The rest of ’em didn’t, they had a contract with somebody else. They were all more up and coming. Elvis was the only one that was more established, even though he was the youngest. Yep. And just to be like hanging out in that room where they’re like singing all those songs together And they was singing all gospel music. That would be fun though just to show up and hang out with the four of them. Johnny Cash and Elvis alone, that’s amazing. Jerry Lee Lewis, he seemed like he’d be a handful. Yes, and Carl Perkins could flat play a guitar. That would be cool. I’m telling you. I think about going back to that moment and like being able to hang out with Papa. I said I didn’t wanna go back here ’cause you’re gonna make me sad ’cause I know we miss him so much, but it would be cool for him to see what we’re doing now. Just like, I’m glad Nana is able to see what we’re doing now. But I think it’s pretty. He would love that. To bring that up, but it wouldn’t be sad to him that we brought it up, wanted to be back in that, watching that picture being taken. No. Because he’d be happy about it. That’s right. ‘Cause he couldn’t see good then either. 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I’m gonna do a little ad for our show. Oh, you getting paid? No, I ain’t getting paid. Okay, well go for it anyway. Well, we going. But we went to a place when we went to Mardi Gras before we went to all the downtown to see all the parades. We went to a place called Mardi Gras World in New Orleans, and it’s where to make all the floats and put ’em together. I’ve heard about this. And this place is right down on the water, and it’s in all these great big warehouses. And they reuse this stuff and put it up, and they have people that sponsors each one of these boats and they get on them, and hey, they ain’t just sponsoring something that costs $25. Some of these things is anywhere from a half a million dollars to a million dollars to fix one of these floats and to use ’em one time. Oh. It’s open all-year long, and you can go take a tour there and see how they make all these floats with these boats and with all these flowers and all these people on ’em and where they get all this stuff from. So it’s Mardi Gras World down in New Orleans and then we went to that and then I standing outside the road watching all the floats come by and they throw all them beads and stuff. But I don’t reckon the one I got, and it was that night and one of ’em hit and hit me right in the eye right here and it was whole bag full of them beans, them beads, like to knock me out. Oh, okay, you all right? I think there was even a little blood gushing outta a little bit. Did you show your titties? No, I wasn’t doing nothing, just trying to catch the beads, and you couldn’t see. So hey, they didn’t wanna see my titties, they wanted to see them women. Okay, don’t make this motion. Yeah. I’m sorry about your eye. But how did this, I thought this was an ad. It’s turned into a public service announcement. Yeah, so you need to be careful. Watch out for the bead bag. For the beads, yeah. Okay, all right, I’m sold. Had a good time, but if you’re ever in New Orleans and want to go see where they made the floats at, you need to stop by– Wear goggles. Mardi Gras world down there at New Orleans and everything. And just be careful standing out there, so you don’t get hurt with a bead either. Okay. Yeah. It’s time for another edition of You’re Way Over My Head Now. Let’s see, I know this segment is normally for you teaching me today’s youth slang. But a Myrtle Beast sent in a wife sandwich story that we couldn’t pass up. Oh God. Me and you’ve been in a wife sandwich story. I haven’t, no, I have not been in it, Dad. No, I have, yep, I have. Yes. Because I’m way over my head. Okay, let’s hear it. So this is from Jen Whitaker. And Jen says hello, I live near Myrtle Beach, I’m in Longs. I come through Longs today. Oh. Coming back home. Okay. Which is next to Little River. My ex-husband and I split up in 2011. I remarried and he did also. We are all great friends. I officiated my ex-husband’s wedding to his current wife, oh my God. It’s one way to get rid of him. We’ve gone on cruises together, vacations, and even spend our holidays together. But here’s a kicker. My ex-husband’s wife Dana used to work with me back from 2006 to 2009, and we would go on double dates with her then husband and my ex-husband. Boy, I’m getting confused already, hmm. okay. I think I got this though, Jen. My oldest daughter Stephanie lived with Dana, her then husband for a few months after my husband and I split because it was closer to school. While she was staying with Dana, she met Dana’s stepson, Josh. This was before my ex-husband started dating Dana, who was currently married to Josh’s dad. Oh Lord. Yeah. They are still together and are married with kids. I’ve attached a photo which will explain better. I’m Jen, my ex-husband is Chuck. My current husband is Tom. Chuck’s current wife is Dana. Dana’s ex-husband is Brian. Brian was married to Dana and Laura, Josh is the son of Laura and Brian. Stephanie is the daughter of Chuck and me. So anything that’s a full family function, there’s a lot of exes involved. Enjoy figuring it out, and there’s no incest or lots of love. Is that what? Are you sure? Because I’m not No incest, are you sure? Because we over here are not sure. this is like, I don’t know what just happened, but I am not sure that there is not incest at play. Well, I don’t know about no incest, but all I’m going to tell you is, Jen, this is really interesting because all I had to do was my mama tell me that I was sitting between number one and number four. I don’t know how you going to figure out who’s sitting in between who when they get married. And what is this picture? Logan, can I see the picture? Because apparently it’s supposed to help. Okay, so she just labeled the picture. Steven and Dawn, Jen’s parents, Big Chuck and Joyce. It’s like they’re all on an island, and they’re just like repairing up. You know, there’s other people in the world that you could have dated. So I made a family tree for it. What, okay. Because. You made a family tree. The picture didn’t help. Yes, it didn’t. No, it didn’t help us either. So this is what I made. How’d we get here? The striped lines are divorces. Okay. These lines are people that are currently married, and I think Josh and Stephanie are married. So the only people that got remarried were– Brian has two ex-wives. Stephanie’s parents got divorced and Josh’s parents got divorced, and then Josh and Stephanie got together. But then Stephanie’s dad got married to Josh’s stepmom. Yeah. Josh and Stephanie are husband and wife and stepbrother and sister. If you look at this picture, it didn’t say in the email, but this looks like Josh and Stephanie’s wedding. Yeah. And they look alike. No, they don’t. You can marry your step, listen, if you can marry, you marry somebody and then your parents, one of your parents can marry one of your stepparents and then you become a stepsibling. But no, if your stepmom marries your spouse’s parent, that doesn’t make you stepsiblings. I had a stepsister once that I could have dated. That’s all I’m saying. Oh. It’s weird, but it’s not. Stepsiblings are just pretend siblings anyway. I mean, they’re siblings by marriage. I mean, you know, and if you start to catch feelings, then it’s fair game. It could go either way at that point. I think it’s, I don’t know. Well, Jen. What do you think, Dad? Do you think it’s a good? Where do you stand on stepbrothers and sisters hooking up. That’s really where we’re at. All I’m tell you is I ain’t worried about steps and unstepped, and it is just, you have took the cake. Your thing is a lot better than my wife sandwich. Well, it’s a lot more complicated. I don’t know if it’s better, it’s bigger. Well, yeah. But, Dad, I wanna know, how do you feel about stepbrother and sister hooking up? If there ain’t no blood related, I ain’t got no problem with it. Right. If my mom and my stepdad fell in love, why can’t I fall in love with my stepdad’s daughter? You can. Who’s an adult by the way. Yeah. Right? Yeah, you can do that. I mean, I don’t think that, that’s happened in this story, haven’t it? Ain’t that what you’re trying to say? Well, in this story, the kids got married first and then the parents, so it happened in reverse. They said, oh look, our kids, our kids have gotten hooked up, so now we should get hooked up too. My daughter and your stepson got married. So now, let’s me and you get married, that’s what happened. Oh, okay. And that’s totally fine. I don’t see. Yeah, that’s totally fine. I am not for it, but I’m not against it. I am okay with it, but I’m not excited about it. That’s where I stand on the issue of stepsiblings hooking up. It’s not great, but it’s good. Well, it’s okay, it’s fine, it’s none of my business. That’s where I stand. Yeah, yeah. Well, I don’t see a problem with it because they ain’t– And Dad loves it. They’re not related. Yeah, ain’t really can say. But Jen, it was a very interesting story, and I really appreciate you sending this in to us. It’s kind of efficient, you know? It keeps everything smaller. Yeah, I guess. When you get together. The potlucks aren’t as interesting in one side. That’s still a pretty good crowd. I’ll drop, I’ll drop it, but I’m a fan of just being okay with it. Well, Link, I’m going to tell you, this is a pretty interesting way to wrap up what we’ve been doing tonight, and Jen, I appreciate you sending it in, and all you Myrtle Beasts out there, if y’all is confused as me and Link were to start with, join the club, it’s quite all right. And it was fun having all y’all here with us today, and we are so excited to be back. And I hope you all had a great Valentine’s Day and if you did something with Mardi Gras, I hope you had a great Mardi Gras. And don’t forget to tune in next week for another Mini Dispatch and please click those follow and subscribe buttons wherever you get your podcast and on YouTube and while you’re at it, rate and review us on Apple Podcast. And if you got a joke, question, or a comment you’d like to share with me, email me at ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. We can’t wait to spin your world around again next time. So we’ll see y’all in a couple of weeks or in a week or so with a Mini Dispatch. So it was good talking to you again, Son. And this just keeps getting better and better everything that we do. I think it does, yeah. I’ll talk to you next time after I untangle my mind. Y’all keep ’em straight out there. I love you. Love you too.