This is Dispatches from Myrtle Beach with Charles Neal and my son Link from Good Mythical Morning. How you doing, Link? I’m doing good. Feeling good. I like that wolf pack shirt you got on. You’re looking spry today. Yeah, yeah. Feeling good and trying to Maybe you could coach some basketball or any other type of sport with your Yeah. Or maybe play golf. Yeah. Play golf in that shirt. Yeah. We’ve been, we’ve been, we’ve been, the state’s been in a race with Carolina. This is recruiting time of the season and, uh, they said that Carolina was one up on state where they were trying to get the best recruits out of North Carolina. So. I don’t like, I don’t like the sound of that, dad. What can we do? What can we do to help? Well, we need to get them to watch and dispatch us from Myrtle Beach and tell them that they, you know, if we’d watch this, instead of going to Carolina, they need to be a wolf pack man. Mm hmm. We’re, we’re wolf packers here, so get on the train, join the pack. Come on. Woo! Woo! There we go. Howl, howl, howl! I think it is. Well, you would know better than I would. How’s Nana? How is Nancy doing? She’s doing good. Doing good. What’s she been up to? Let’s see. She’s getting ready for another show with her jewelry in the end of September. Okay. Italian, Greek, uh, let’s see, the Italian Greek festival. Is she Italian or Greek? No, she’s just making jewelry like she’s always doing. Okay. We’ll be selling it there. She said, does she, does she like make jewelry every day? Either make something every day or is doing something with it or doing something with her flowers downstairs in the basement for the people she does that stuff for, so she She’s good at staying busy. Okay. Oh, she’s going to stay busy. Yeah. Yeah. Of course, you know, she has, she, she, she does her job well, but staying busy, keeping me fed and something to eat and cook for supper and all that good stuff, too. So, you know, you know, she, and then when I go to bed at, 9 or 9. 30 or 10 o’clock at night. She’s up right in front of the house, and then she works and watches Them Western things and she’s doing that jewelry and then she’s I think she gets tired and she falls back in that recliner Into another world She wakes up and comes to bed Every night she’ll like usually fall asleep in it. Does she wake you up when she comes to bed? And I, I don’t even hardly ever know if she comes to bed. I wake up once in a while and kind of look and see where she, she made it again. Back in here. She made it again. Good for her. She got out of the recliner. Yeah. Good for her. She likes that one. She likes, I think she enjoys. sleeping in that recliner. Hey, when, when I’m asleep in it, I enjoy sleeping in it, you know, taking a nap in the afternoon sometimes. So, you know, we’ve talked about good naps, you know. Oh yeah. I don’t have a, I don’t have a recliner, so. I’m trying to, I’m trying to stay away from that. I don’t need another reason to take a nap. Yeah. Okay. What you got for today? Give me some dispatching. Well, I’m gonna, we’re going to give a holler out today to my two daughters, Brandy and Candace, for something that they gave me for my birthday, for the awesome bobble head. Can you hold it higher dad? And put it right in front of your face. And smile, I guess. That’s good. How, it does, it does look like you. Hold it closer to the camera. Is that you? How did they do that? I don’t know. I had to send Brandy a picture of me with Do you know who I am shirt. That’s pretty good, wouldn’t you say? Well, I thought it, uh, I thought it was pretty good, but Brandy didn’t think they did a very good job. She, she talked to these people for a month, telling them they needed it. Cause it kind of looks like in this thing that, uh, on this screen that my hair is kind of black like mine is now. But if you looking at this thing in person, it’s kind of dark brown. And then I, then it don’t have blue eyes. So, she was upset about that, and I said, Brandy, don’t worry about it. It’s the thought that counts. Y’all got me something neat for my birthday. I do think it How many people I mean, it looks enough like you I can buy it. Yeah. Now, I’m not gonna buy it. I don’t know if you’re trying to sell it to me. That’s not what I meant, but Oh, no. No, this is mine. I think it’s I think he’s younger than you, though. I will say that. Well, that’s all right. You know, it’s a younger version of you, you know, so sometimes when people die and they put the picture in obituary They don’t put a picture of when the older put when it was like right five years old So are you saying when you die, you want me to put that bobblehead on your grave? Okay, yeah I don’t care what you put on my grave, you’d have to go through Nancy about putting all that stuff on there though, you know, y’all and her have to get your heads together, put whatever you want to on the bobblestone, but you know, if this batch just keeps going good. Bobblestone. Yep, that is what it’s going to be, a bobblestone. It’s going to have a, it’s not going to be the body. The body’s going to be the headstone and then it’s just going to be a bobblehead on top of the headstone. That one. But bigger, bigger. Every time the wind blows that thing is going to be like, yes, that will be correct. It’ll talk. Does that one talk? Does it have a button? No, it don’t talk. Well, you know, I had a bobblehead made of me years ago, and I do know how hard it is to get something you’re happy with. Oh, okay. But we ended up being pretty happy with ours. That’s good. So hold it back up one more time. Make it talk. Make it talk. This is me. This is me. This is me. Dad, I can tell that you’re still talking. You gotta try to, like, do your mouth ventriloquist. That ain’t gonna happen. Come on, Dad. That was good. You put a grin on your face. This Dick Betts is for murdering me! That’s really good, Dad. Let’s do the show This is how we’re gonna do the show from now on. You’re gonna talk to me through your bobble head. This is me, this is me, this is me! You ain’t no better at it than I am! You need to keep that thing. Next week, I’ll bring my bobble head. I don’t feel like getting up right now. Okay. All right, we’ll compare. Yeah. See who can talk without, uh, moving their lips. Yeah, better with the bobble head. Yeah, better with the bobble head. Yeah. I love that Brandy and Candace, they like took it really seriously. They were disappointed in it. Like, where do you, where do you keep that thing? Right here on my desk with my trophy from the Signal Awards and all the other things that we’ve got. Yeah. All right, that’s good. And then I got another holler at link, but And this bobblehead, Brandy and Candace come up with it, but it was a present from all the kids and, uh, for my birthday and, and because I, uh, missed her name, I’m gonna give a holler out to Stella too. Paul’s daughter that I couldn’t remember her name two or three weeks ago. So telling her thank you for my bobblehead too. Stella never to be forgotten again. And then, Link, I got another holler out in the distance from Jason. He said, I thought this was a cool painting hack and wondered what your thoughts were on it. All right, so I’ll describe it for the listeners. It’s a Pringle can, and they poked a hole in the plastic lid, and then put that plastic lid at the bottom of a paint roller, and then they roll in the paint like they normally would, but then they take and they’re putting the, oh, they’re putting the paint roller that’s wet with paint back inside the Pringle can, and then sealing it Oh, with the lid of the Pringle. I, I, I like this. I like this because I have done something like this before with a roller and wrap it up in, uh, plastic and keep it moist till the next day when you’re gonna use it again. Then you don’t have to clean the roller out. So would it keep overnight? In a Pringles can like that? When you don’t, you have to leave paint on it. You saw him roll it on there. Right. And get it saturated with the paint. Yeah. Then he put that thing up on it and, and you got to have it where it don’t get any air or it’ll dry out and get hard. So that, that, that looked like that might work pretty good, Jason. Whoa, Jason, you taught a man of how, how many years you’ve been painting? Decades. Decades. Yeah, so, uh, 40, let’s see, about 40 some years. So, you’ve been paying for 40 years, this is what the internet can do for you, Dad, see? I’m telling. You learn something new every day. So, are you gonna do this? Hey, I, I, and sometimes I go to, uh, the store and get a drink, I don’t do it as much as I used to, but get it with that little plastic, uh, lid and put it in a cup and they got a big cup where it would fit in, so. Why can’t you just use, why are you trying to improve on his hack? Just use a Pringles can. Oh, it was a Pringles can? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Darn. Well, yeah. That would probably work better than one of them cuts, so yeah. That was a big part, that was a big part of the hack was, uh, it’s a Pringles can. It was in a Pringles can. Okay. Well, thanks for having me out with that, Link. I didn’t. Yeah, you’re welcome. I was kind of watching the lid thing and how it was working and, uh. Now, you got to make sure that all of the chips are cleaned out, of course. Oh, yeah. We got to eat all them forty. Gotta eat all them first. I got, hey, as a matter of fact, Nance has got a couple of them cans in yonder. I’ll make sure I get them. There you go, you have it. I got two of them in there. That’s good. Ain’t even gotta go buy a can, Jason. So, I’m in good shape on that. And even if you don’t leave it overnight, If you need to take a break or you need to go have a lunch break or something. Yeah. Do the same thing. Put it in there and cover it. If you had to, if you had a wet roller and you were going to go eat lunch, what would you do with it? I usually just put it down in the rolling pan and wrap, put plastic over the top of it. This is, this is, you got to try this. This is so much easier. I like this idea. Thanks, Jason. Look at that. I appreciate it. Yeah. The internet wins again. I’m telling you. Yeah. And do you, if you, do you like Pringles? Yeah. I, I myself am not, am, am anti Pringle. Well, I really, I, I think the thing we got in there is, uh, barbecue potato chips and, uh, potato chips in there. Yeah. Well, if they’re Pringles, they’re not, they’re particulated potato chip pieces reformed into a manufactured chip. And that’s something about that doesn’t sit right with me. Okay. It’s like It’s like taking, like, buying a piece of furniture that’s made of particle board versus buying a well crafted piece of furniture made from actual wood. You follow? So, is a Pringle, uh, that’s not a ruffle potato chip, but I don’t even know if I knew. Every single Pringle looks exactly the same, right? Oh, I don’t know. I don’t know, folks. You’ve never eaten a Pringle, Dad? If I have, I don’t remember. I usually just get the potato chips. Exactly. You’re doing the right thing, but now you, but you just said that you had two, two, two things of Pringles. Look at the video again. Watch the video again and let’s pause it. I got two things of potato chips in a can, just like the Pringles was in. Okay. They are in a can like that. Yes. Like a cylinder. Yeah. Okay. That would be correct. If every single chip in there stacks on top of each other perfectly, then that’s not a real chip. It’s a manufactured chip made from chip particles. Oh, well you taught me something. See, Jason taught me something and now I learned something else about, uh, these chips in the, uh, in the cans. See, you’re, you’re open minded and that’s, that, that, it doesn’t matter what you know. It matters what you’re willing to learn. And so they, they, all the pieces when they’re making potato chips, it goes in a bag. And the one that breaks and falls down on the floor, they take them up and put them in a machine and make the potato chips that goes in a can and put them together, or a Pringle and put them together. That is my theory, yes. Or they make a slurry of potato particles. Okay, all right. Rhett and Link have finally released the first episode of Wonderhole on their Rhett and Link channel. New episodes will come out every Friday, so make sure to like and subscribe so you don’t miss any of their new episodes. Why do you want to learn a new language? 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That’s 50 percent off unlimited access to 25 language courses for the rest of your life. Redeem your 50 percent off at rosettastone. com slash dispatches today. I’m, I’m about ready to teach you something else. How to pronounce stuff. Oh Lord, here we go again. It’s time for, can I pronounce these words? Let’s see if I follow, fail. Well, I’m ready. Read it, read, read, read that from Luis. This is, this is from Luis. Hello, Lincoln Charles. I am currently a third year nursing student pursuing my bachelor’s degree in nursing. I would love to hear you pronounce all these medical terminology that I have learned as a nursing student. Stay healthy, gentlemen. Oh my God. All right, so you, you have the list in front of you, right? Yes, I do. All right. So I’m going to, he also gave us the definition, so I’m going to read the definition and then you’re going to read, you’re going to read the word. All right. Okay. Good. We’re each going to do what we do best. This is a common viral infection in children and babies. Your turn? Dad? La Lara. Oh, Lara Ha. Oh, bronchitis. You got, I’m sure that you got bronchitis, right? La Laryn. Let’s see. Lox L Lox. Trache O Bronchitis. You’re getting really close now, Lonnie. I think it’s Laryn. Go Laryn. Go trache. Bronchitis. Laryn. Go trache. Bronchitis. Laryngotracheal bronchitis. I’ll go with that. You did it. That’s better than it was to start with. I mean, we’re on quite an equal playing field with these. I will say that we’re doing equally well. This next one is coiled thread like tubules that make up the bulk of the testes. What? Hold on. What? The bulk of the testes. Balls are made up of coiled thread like tubules. What? All right. Semi furious tubules. Semi furious. Said they’re kind of angry. My balls are a little bit angry. I gave you tubules. I don’t know if you would have even known how to say tubules. If you copied me, that was cheating. You didn’t say it right though. Try again. Oh, I didn’t. Simenafurious. Fair Ferrous. Ferrous, okay. Simenafurious. Coil I’m just My mind is blown. I mean, I guess if there’s coiled stuff in my balls That makes sense, because they’re a bit bouncy. Okay. Are my nuts full of ticker tails? Is that what they’re saying? You know? Coiled thread like tubules. And what is that, what do they do, I wonder? Logan? Well, first let me give you the correct pronunciation for this one. Yes. No, because we already said that one. Yeah, but it wasn’t right. What? Semi See, if you’re going to go that slow, that doesn’t count. Okay, fine. Seminiferous. Seminiferous. Seminiferous. Seminiferous. Seminiferous. Seminiferous. Seminiferous. Seminiferous is what I think it’s probably. Yeah. Seminiferous, like a coniferous tree. produces cones, semeniferous tubules produce semen. So, Logan, the first word that we did, uh You guys got that one, yep. Okay, alright. Alright, here’s the third one. This is the surgical removal of the ovary or ovaries. So, if you’re going to surgically remove ovaries. Oprah o protect me. OO Protect. That’s what you shout when it’s happening. o protector me. Oh, protector me. They’re taking my ovaries. No, that’s not it. Or me. There’s only one T you’re doing, you’re saying two T’s I didn’t, or for tech, you’re, see, see you’re saying tech to me, that’s two T’s, but the first T’s not there. It’s an r. Ectomy. Ectomy. Ectomy. Is it ectomy? It’s oa. Ectomy. oa. Oh, OA. Oa. Ectomy. Ectomy. Mm-Hmm. oa. Ectomy. It’s like you’ve just realized it. Oh, a phorectomy. Oh, that’s what I’m in here for. A phorectomy. Oh, phorectomy. Oh, phorectomy. I didn’t realize that’s what I signed up for. Oh, protect me. It’s all useful. Everything you’re saying is useful in this scenario. Alright, this next one is the inflammation of the cartilage that connects rib to the breast bone. I think I’ve had this. I think I’ll call this a pinched lung. It’s when, like, something hurts in your And your ribs, and it feels like your lung is being pinched in there, and you feel, you feel like you gotta rub it. It happened to me a lot when I was in puberty. You see cost? Costal carditis. Mm-Hmm. . That’s close. But there’s a D in there. Cost. coston. Costochondritis. . Yeah. You get it at Costco? Yeah. This is Costco. But I like Costco Kdr better. Costco Kdr. All right. This one is muscles that act on the neck. Muscles that act on the neck, like stoma. Oid, I mean, the, the, the fact is. Anything you say, I mean, if I wasn’t looking at the word, I would just be like, sure. Yeah, absolutely. Who cares? You know, it’s like, what, what are the, they have to come up with these difficult words to justify how long that they’re in school for becoming a doctor, you know, like, come on now, boil it down. Just make the word simple. Just come, you could come up. You know, it’s like, that doesn’t mean anything, use that. Muscles that act on the neck, the flurbus. It’s easy to say, it’s easy to remember. This is bullshit. Like this, the whole medical field, naming, it’s bullshit. Like, Yeah, we know you’re smart, but are you, are you that scared that we’re going to think you’re not smart? Well, your flurbus is inflamed. Yeah, you might sound a little stupid, but you, you connect with a common man, you know? Isn’t that what this is about? Helping people? Like, why, why are you trying to build barriers with your vocabulary? This terminology is unnecessarily complicated. Like, we need to revamp the medical terminology system. There’s plenty of simple, dumb, ex explicable words that you can use. Flurb us. Well, uh, I sure ain’t, uh, uh, uh, you, you really got upset over these words, so, you know, just. Let it go. Let it go. No, dad. Like, you come up with one. Come up with something. Muscles that act on the neck. Just a simple word. You say it. You know how to spell it. You remember it. Anything you want. Just make up a word. Uh, well, I’m going to try to say the word again. Sternocleidomastoid. No, no. Forget that. What was it? You name it whatever you want to name it. The sternocleidomastoid. Sternocleidomastoid. Yeah. What about the Jolly, jolly Acts? Is, is the word jolly and it’s the word ax and you put ’em together? It’s the jolly ax, you know, it’s the muscles on your neck. Yeah, muscles that act on the neck. Okay. What about jolly? What about, um, the stuff in my balls you call it? Um. Uh, jizzinators, you know, I mean, the doctor, yes, come in. Doctor comes back in the room. It’s like, well, your, your jizzinators are asleep. We got to, we got to do a little something to, to wake up your jizzinators. Okay. Thanks, Doc. I’m with you. I know exactly what you’re talking about. You’re talking about the coiled structures in my testicles. Yes. Thank you. Thank you. I understand that. Yeah. All right. This is a type of bacteria. Pusimodus Arig Good God. Arigolanosa. Your medical field, you’re giving my dad an aneurysm trying to pronounce this bullshit. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. Look at what you’re doing to him. Come on, try it again. Type of bacteria through the, through the Moses, Eric, go, Ana. He can’t. I don’t. He’s like a hiker with Eric out in the desert with no water. osa, you’ve left him at, you’ve said, here, go out here. Have a good time. And then he’s just going to, he’s going to, he’s parched. He’s going to die. What are we going to do? Type of bacteria, bluebies, bluebies. It’s boobies, but you add an L, bluebies. And you know what? And if there’s a lot of them, you can add another L, bluebles. Okay. Say that, Dad. Bloobles. We gotta fix those bloobles. That’s right. Yeah. And if the, but maybe it’s plural and singular. What’s the singular of the blooble? Bloobles. Well, I was thinking blooby, but that’s fine. I don’t know what you said. You’re, you gotta be simple. Okay. All right. Bloobles. Yeah. And how would you spell it? B L U B L E N E S. What? B L U B L E. Blubble. B L U B L E N E S. Blubbaless. You’re not really supporting my argument here. I was going to say, see, it’s also easy to spell! You know how to spell booby? Just put an L in there. Booby with an L. B U B L N E S. There’s no U in booby. B O O B Y, that’s booby. Oh, okay. B L O O B Y is blooby. B L O O B L E is blooble. B L O O B L I E S is blooblies. The last one is flesh eating disease. I just imagined the doctor. Come in. Um, yes, we, um, We’re sorry to say that you are suffering from, and then he, he says it. Necrostrasizing Friskelius. You should be a doctor, dad. You should be a doctor translator. You come in with a doctor. It’s kind of like that Key and Peele sketch where like, Yeah, he, the ob, like the Obama angry Obama. You, you remember what I’m talking about? Yeah. I want dad to start coming in whenever I brought my dad in with me today. And I want, I want him to go out with you. And whenever anything you want to tell me, you tell my dad and then my dad’s gonna come in and tell me. So what is it again, dad? Flesh eating disease. He cross rising. FIUs. Necros rising. FIUs fat, fat. Necroseratis and Fasciitis. Necrotizing fasciitis. Fasciitis. Fasciitis. Oh. Necrotizing means that it’s like, it’s eating flesh. Fasciitis. It’s just a fancy word for something’s effed up, I think. Are you with me, Dad? Listen, why am I the only one angry? That last one’s kind of one that’s personal. We could get upset about it because, wasn’t that what, uh, Bobby had? That’s right. Christy’s dad had, had a, no, it was a flesh, it was a bacteria, bacterial infection. Okay. Flesh eating disease, maybe. I don’t know. But why, why am I the only one angry? How many, I mean, how many times has a doctor come in and told you something and it’s like they’re speaking a foreign language? Not very often, because if he did that to me, I’d say, you need to explain that to me in something I can understand. Are you talking about my jizzinator? Cause Ha! Alright, you did good. You did good. You really did. I tried. I think, I think you just earned an honorary Ph. D. Alright. Um, send it on. Son, hang it on the wall then. Okay. I’ll work something out. Now it’s time for a word from our sponsor. This is from Emma. I’m going to Key West this October for the first time for Fantasy Fest. I would love some recommendations for party, food, and activities. Okay. Well, uh, Emma, I have, Nancy and I have been to Key West. And, uh, if you, you know, one of the most famous places to go down there and get something to eat is to go to Sloppy Joe’s and that’s the name of the restaurant, Sloppy Joe’s. Okay. To get you a Sloppy Joe. Oh. With the, with the stuff like you make hamburger and put ketchup in it and all that stuff and put it on a hamburger bun and, and have at it and eat it. Have at it and eat it. I have not had a sloppy Joe in a long time. I remember they would, they would sell the one in the store in the can called man, which, which jizzinator so much, I’m no longer appetized by the word man, which. Yeah, I don’t know. And then one of the other things you, he doesn’t know places if you wanna, when, uh, Nancy and I are kind of too old, we, we don’t do much, uh, that going from bar to bar and drinking down there by board, there’s a lot of people that does. And that you could go to the Green parrot to do that. Okay. And, and then the other place we went, we went to the. Hemingway Museum, where Ernest Hemingway’s house is at, and where all the cats is at. Where you Cats? Cats. So you get good and drunk. And then you go to the Hemingway Museum, and try to count all the cats. Try to count the cats. Yeah. Are the cats inside the museum? They, well, I think, yes. They’re some in, I can’t remember now. Most of ’em, I think they’re pretty much all outside and I think they’ve narrowed them down where they’ve started fixing them, where they’re not having so many cats. And when I was there three or four years ago, there was like 60 or 70 of ’em. God, and, and all of ’em. A lot of albums got uh, what is it? They’re polydactyl. So they have all they have six toes Yeah, they got six toes. What? Yep. Polydactyl. We need a new word for that. Polydactyl. Toed up. But, I mean, they’re toed up. They got, they’re up one. Yeah. There’s a lot of things you can do and, uh, you, you’re probably young enough, Emlin, that that’s just some of the places I know that you can go to and have a good time. But when you get to Key West, You, it ain’t hard to figure out what you want to do. And, and, uh, you don’t need to start too early cause when they party down there, they party till two or three o’clock in the morning, they rocking and rolling. So just kind of try to pace yourself and have a good time while you’re going down there and everything that’s just going on. But it, it is a pretty place to go and visit and look and see some things. So besides going down there, just to party, stay hydrated. Oh, yeah. October won’t be too bad. Maybe you’ll be down there and there won’t be a hurricane coming through. We wish you the best. All right, shut her down. Well, it was fun having you all here with us today, and we’ll be back next week for another one. And don’t forget to follow and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts on YouTube. And while you’re at it, rate and review us on Apple Podcasts. And if you got a question, comment or story you’d like to share with me, email me at RatherBShaggin53 at AOL. com, and y’all have a great rest of the week, and we can’t wait to salute your semi furious tubules again next time. You’re talking about the jizzinators. Come on, Dad! The jizzinator tubules again next time. Jizzinator. Yep, I agree. Don’t change, Dad. Yeah. I love you just the way you are. Yeah. You know, that’s just the way it’s gonna be. That’s the way it’s gonna be. I can’t help it. Well, love you and I’ll see you next week. Alright.