ramble [Music] [Applause] [Music] hey all you folks out there this is charles neal from dispatches from myrtle beach and with my son link from good mythical morning yo yo yo it’s link your son that’s right how you doing son i’m doing good you ever say yo dad have you ever used the word yo in a sentence probably not i mean i might have done it some time or another when uh doing something and talking about like uh sylvester stallone did when he said yo man yo what’s going on so when you’re doing a sylvester stallone impersonation yeah hey yo adrian that’s right your adrenaline come on adrian let’s go done had my head beat off have you seen all the rocky movies no i ain’t seen probably the last couple he did but the early ones he did one two and three i’ve seen them well four is pretty famous but i’ve only seen rocky 5 it’s the only one i’ve seen i’m kind of known for that for not seeing famous movies from the 80s well that was probably because you know you weren’t very old when they came out so you you weren’t around much to be able to watch rocky movies see i like that a lot of people they laugh at me for not seeing the rocky movies and rocky 5 is not the best one but that is the one that i’ve seen so maybe that’s the reason why i haven’t seen the other ones so maybe it’s on you sliced alone huh but you know i i do remember whenever i would go visit you as a kid we would always watch a movie like we rent a movie yeah i remember like um well i’d want to see like a cool action movie like tango and cash yeah yeah i was like i get to see some cool movies when i go to my dad’s house we get to watch action movies together that’s what i thought and then i remember we watched lethal weapon two you rented lethal weapon two and you really i don’t know if uh well i’ll just put it this way that’s the first sex scene i ever saw in a movie it’s like uh i don’t know if that was a shining dad moment on your part but it was educational i tried to keep you up to date what’s going on in the world it might have been a little too early i mean it was a good movie but yeah that that that was uh quite an education and i you know what i remember you took me to the movie theater to see uh indiana jones and the temple of doom do you remember seeing this movie in the theater because i saw it with you yeah i remember huge movie probably the biggest movie of of the year but i was i was young so it came out in 1984. so you were sick i was i was six years old dad and he took me to watch temple of doom and the guy freaking he like puts his fingers on that guy’s chest and then just buries his hand in there and pulls out a beating heart it scared the [ __ ] out of me i mean it’s an awesome movie now i’ve definitely shown it to my kids but i don’t they weren’t but you waited till they got a little old well you were just thinking i’m gonna expose him to to what did you say learn some stuff i don’t know man you know maybe my thinking wasn’t as good as it ought to been back then but you know you turned out all right so you you didn’t that’s right i i i made it through yeah i mean there were some occasional nightmares and um you know and i was kind of afraid of the movie theater uh and uh i had kind of a i thought you could only have sex if you were mel gibson in a trailer but uh other than that i think i turned out pretty much all right like every time every time i look at like a one of those mel gibson pull behind trailers i get a little horny so that that was a that must have been a good thing for you if you think about it now as you’re older i mean i don’t know when you were younger but i’m good with it now i don’t have any sexual dysfunction no i don’t have any more than you do with the jokes you pick out on this show the things we talk about i think we’re pretty much on the same level yeah well you know i i can’t help what these people is emailing us into but you know they send in some pretty pretty weird jokes for us so we we try to please the people to send and i send these jokes so let’s see what else we can get into today give me a dispatch what’s new in myrtle beach well we had a pretty good i’m gonna say a pretty astounding sighting this week people go out and and look for sharks teeth out on the beach okay and usually find some small ones and some pretty good size i got a friend of mine pat that went out and found one probably about the size of a quarter pretty good but this guy was down at myrtle beach and he he found a tooth and it was five inches and that probably means that this shark that that came out i was pretty between 50 and 59 feet long well as well 59 foot shark you’re talking about a prehistoric shark here this is a fossil so this is not somebody you knew or is it did pat find this no pat didn’t find this one he’s found some but this was just a tourist that was vacationing was this in the news or something it was in the news yeah on tv i mean what kind of shark was it what did they say about it all they said it was a megalodon sharks tooth of course you know about the megalodon i don’t have no idea what a megalodon it’s a big ass prehistoric shark man yeah you said it yourself like a 59 foot shark think about that a shark could swallow a volkswagen or a small boat yeah yeah that’s even more pertinent you know you worry about getting bit by one but that one he could swallow you and just think he was just a little little dessert and be looking for something else the do you see actual sharks on the beach well i mean from the beach yeah we’ve we’ve seen some i’ve seen them swimming up and down the beach usually early in the season and does anybody get attacked yeah there’s been some people just been bit down here i hadn’t heard any where anybody got you know got killed down here they usually they get away and have to go to hospital and get sewed up and stuff but we’re not talking like huge sharks like lose a leg shark no well i’ve seen some about 10 foot down here 10 f well does that keep you out of the water no yeah i guess it didn’t never kept me out of the water either but i uh if i got attacked by a shark i might change my mind or maybe that would be the point where i’ll be like what are the odds of it happening twice yeah that’s right i don’t know they say most of the time if you make enough fuss and you’re swimming and beating and banging in the water they go to they go a different direction they don’t like all that noise and stuff but sometimes you can’t get attacked when you’re doing something like that but i gotta holler out i want to give out to chloe and ethan holler out they sent a thing in and says my husband and i have made a drinking game out of dispatches from myrtle beach really there and i may have to look into this what is it says we take a drink every single time you say you’re in famous yeah during the last episode we are 11 minutes in and already threw a full beer each you said yeah enough times in 11 minutes for them to drain a beer yeah oh there’s another one yeah there’s another one i didn’t realize how many times he said it i didn’t realize we said it that much but so but i guess i’m going if they gonna play this game while we’re on dispatches from myrtle beach i’m gonna have to say yeah more often so they can drink beer more often so yeah y’all come on and drink more beer let’s see what we can get into hit them with a barrage right now just just just give them a br chloe and ethan yes let’s get on down and get in the cold beer yes let’s see what you can get into how many yeah how many beers can you open in two minutes let’s see what you can get into so yeah i hope you have a good time with your game listening to dispatches from myrtle beach so yeah let’s see what we can get what else we can get into that’s good all right yeah they’re gonna have to stock up you need to reply to the email and give them a warning that this is coming yeah you know what it reminds me of the pong gang where you throw to well that’s not what i was thinking but you’re talking about beer pong yeah i was thinking about good mythical evening okay a little birdie told me that you are involved in the sequel to good mythical evening that they’re getting you to you’re not going to show up but you’re going to do something remote well i don’t want to let the cat cat out the bag so i don’t know if i need to be letting you know so it won’t be a surprise for you so you know what’s going on but uh yeah a lot of what’s going to happen in good mythical evening if you don’t know i mean dad you know what good mythical evening is you can explain it to the uh to the listeners just to make sure they know what good mythical evening is you you can talk about most anything that you want to on the on the show right and it not be scripted and where you can get into all kinds of yeah it’s the r-rated version of good myth good morning and yeah most of it is going to be a surprise to me and rhett i guess including the specifics of what you’re going to do but i did catch wind that you were doing something so september 1st get your tickets goodmythicalleading.com exclusively on moment house sorry i had to put a little plug in there if we’re going to talk about it i’m just going i’m going to plug it up that’ll be all right we’re getting more people and said it i just said yeah again they drinking beer again and now you’re thinking about it it’s time for another edition of myrtle beach mailbag i got a uh email from chloe forrester it says apparently this is a canadian joke okay what is the cheapest type of meat it’s a canadian joke what’s the cheapest type of meat well canadian bacon i don’t know what is the cheapest type of meat deer balls because they’re under a book have you ever eaten any rocky mountain oysters no that’s uh bull testicles right that’s correct yeah i i’ve had them on the show i’m pretty sure but it wasn’t the type of thing that i wanted to keep eating under a buck though that’s pretty much a steal get to eat cheap i reckon get it from under a buck yeah i got another email from mikey letosky all right do you know the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker well yeah i do it’s two different professions entirely but what what is the joke difference says a hooker can wash her crack and resell it a drug dealer can’t [Laughter] oh gosh you know what i don’t have any follow-up questions to this one i got another email from austin prasad what do you call a psychic dwarf that just escaped from prison they call a psychic dwarf that just escaped from prison i don’t know a small medium at large a psychic dwarf that just escaped from prison a small medium at large okay i get that from working at the prison system i i i understand it a little bit that maybe he escaped from a medium-security prison and he was small that he did it from but no no no medium is the psychic part oh okay yeah see you helping me again yeah yeah so have you ever been to a psychic no what’s your take on psychics and mediums and what do you think about a palm reader i think this whatever’s gonna happen to you is kind of like predestination you know it’s gonna happen like you don’t know when you’re gonna die and i don’t think nobody can tell you when you’re gonna die so or what’s gonna happen to you if you’re gonna get run over by a truck or anything like that so i think they they normally keep it a little more vague than that i’ve never been to a psychic either i went camping one time and there was this uh person next to me who kind of had some sort of psychic powers of some sort and she wanted to give me a reading but it was dark and i was a little i was a little too freaked out by it so i i declined politely what about other paranormal stuff like ghosts you believe in ghosts well i i don’t know if i believe in them or not but it’s kind of like when my old house i hadn’t ghosted up but i had a picture that hung on the wall up there and everywhere you went this woman followed you i had people come in my house and even lay down on the floor and say you need to do something with that picture that woman is watching me even laying down on the floor i think it’s called a lithia graph painting and it was from the not 1800 1900s but everywhere she went lincoln and lily uh came and spent the night with us and lincoln made me take the picture down off the wall and put it in the closet because he said granddaddy that thing’s looking at me everywhere i go and and said i can’t sleep and me and him were sleeping in the bed together but he said you got to do something with that picture it’s watching everything we do so you think there’s that it was a ghost well i had people say that they’d heard something in my old house up there but i i just said it was just a house creaking or something but the woman that owned the house when it was built it was a little small woman they said you could hear her opening the door bringing the milk in and out from the house from the dairy out there so but i didn’t ever hear see and i think that the picture like any picture where somebody’s looking into the lens then no matter where you move around in the room they’re still going to be looking at you that’s that’s my explanation so i always look for like the most practical explanation but i don’t know i don’t know about the medium stuff i don’t know i there’s plenty of stuff that i do not know so i’m not gonna i’m not gonna shut it down or poo poo it i’m gonna say i i haven’t personally experienced anything freaky freaky but i’m also not out looking for it and i am i am open to it like i pooh-poohed enough stuff in my past and changed my mind on it to learn that well sometimes you just got to say i you don’t know you know what i’m saying yeah all right it’s not spooky time yet we got to move on from spooky stuff [Music] well i got an a another email from uh hayley w all right and she wants to know what’s the most embarrassed you’ve ever been great another another personal question not from your wild times we’ll get back to that later but okay does an answer come to mind yeah i i kind of thought about this and it was kind of embarrassing but i was playing golf with a bunch of guys good friends of mine and like i i don’t do it as bad now but i used to and i hit a ball way off to the right and it was in the water and in the mud and everything okay and so i went over and thought well maybe i ought to just pick this up and take a stroke and if my friend it was in my said oh no charles you can hit that ball you can hit that ball you can hit it so i got it in my head so i hit it and when i hit it i was covered in mud everywhere it just splat it backsplashed on you it’s backsplashing but i got the ball out but that it was kind of embarrassing then but later on when we’d be out somewhere raymond would tell that story and it was pretty embarrassing that he was you know he was having a good time telling it but it kind of embarrassed me that he thought enough of it to keep telling it to people so is raymond your friend or is he a bully he’s a friend of mine yeah okay yeah we’ve been friends a long time you know he just he just always got a kick out of it well i’m sure you dish it out too so you know what they say don’t dish it out if you can’t take it that’s right yeah and you because you do dish it out i didn’t say anything back to him about it i you know i took it in stride but you know it’s still kind of embarrassing knowing that i i probably did something i’ll not have done it’s a good story though now you don’t seem like the type to get embarrassed like you’re always the type that like you’re apt to get in front of people and say something do something and you’re always prone to in a social setting to be the one that’s elected to something like there was a stint there when every time i would talk to you you were the president of a new local thing like i’m the president of the lions club and i’m heading up this fundraiser it’s like to me those things are related like you’re you’re outgoing like your capacity to be embarrassed is much lower wouldn’t you say oh yeah i don’t get him hey anybody i you know with all the things i’ve done then uh in 1974 when uh ray stephens in the street came out this is a song this is a comedy song about street yeah okay and so me and some friends if i was having a big party out there to school one night and that that song come on so we just went outside and took all our clothes off and just run all the way around to college where everybody could watch and everything about three or four of us so it takes a lot to get me embarrassed so the thing is when you get back from that run are your clothes still there that’s the risk yeah that’s the risk but they were still there okay shout out to ray stevens i got another email from gary freelander he says i popped into a coffee shop to use their bathroom let’s just say it was an urgent situation upon fish finishing up i looked down to where the toilet paper was supposed to be but it was all gone i thought about using paper towels but they only had the machines that dried your hands there was also some toilet paper in the trash can next to the toilet you’re a wise man what would you do in a situation like that yeah dad that’s a pretty messy situation and can be pretty bad but i don’t want to be be pulling toilet paper out of uh well i think somebody else might have been using it so i i’d probably just pull my pants off take my underwear off and just and white and clean up the best i could with my underwear and then just throw them away over there in the trash can and just go on out the door and just tell the people that’s in there that uh they might need to put some toilet paper in the bathroom oh i thought she’s gonna say leave the bathroom and tell them that somebody else left their toi left their underwear in the no i ain’t gonna tell them that somebody else left her underwear oh my goodness so you would you’d use your underwear i mean it depends on how how nice the underwear i’m wearing are you know it’s like underwear it can get kind of expensive i ain’t gonna leave without trying to get cleaned up but i don’t care how expensive they are you know i would have given the the toilet paper in the trash can a good inspection i’m just going to be honest that would be because it’s not it’s probably they just you know if they wiped their butt with it they’d have flushed it what i don’t know yes it is a nasty thought i think you’re right all right i’m convinced the more that i’ve sat here and talked about it kind of makes me want to just carry around a extra power underwear with you one night toilet paper i carry a second pair of underwear around so i can wipe my butt with them no just toilet paper you probably wouldn’t get as much as much somebody say something to you with you carrying around a roll of toilet paper stuck in your pocket all the time just a few squares you know just a few squares or i’ll get it done that’s ingenuitive though you’re a wise man you’ve proven it once again dad well that would be my way out of it but i got another uh email from austin carf it says what’s the difference between a chicka pee and a garbanzo bean a chickopee i think you mean a chickpea chickpea okay what’s different a chickpea and a garbanzo bean well first of all do you know what a chickpea is you’ve got a funny look on your face what’s a garbanzo bean and what’s the chickpea do you know well i’m trying to read the answer to this and trying to figure this one out uh okay let’s hear the punch line then you can work backwards to see him figure out what a chickpea you know garbanzo peanut says i’ve never had a garbanzo bean on my face okay let me try to figure this out too chickpea on your face [Laughter] okay so saying i’ve had a chickpea on my face that’s gross a chickpea oh okay no i ain’t never had a chick pee on my face [Laughter] we both had to figure this one out like this is this was a stumper i think a chickpea and a garbanzo bean are the same thing well that’s what i i mean a chickpea is it isn’t that a type of little pea bean that you grow in the garden uh you make them into uh hummus right it’s like we’re we’re both in over our heads like i i love hummus but i yeah it’s a chickpea or garbanzo bean you ever had hummus no i don’t know yes yes nancy fixed it isn’t that the type of corn okay no it’s it’s like a mediterranean paste where they grind up chickpeas and uh olive oil and you know you dip your pita in it you ever have pita no i don’t think okay you ever had a chick pee in your face no never had no okay good so nose all around all right that’s good that’s a safe one now it’s time for a word from our sponsor i got some friends of ours back home that’s got a business called mcneal paint company and they sell all kinds of paint where and they’ll help you pick out the colors for the inside of your house if you need some help and get you the swatches and look after everything also if you need some wallpaper they’ll 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going on with the colors you different colors you’re using in your house so you don’t have to change each room and just put it in one room or maybe in if you got a bathroom and a bedroom beside one another and use it in there and then it it’ll flow from out into the hallway where you got some other different colors and everything so it’s a good color mint condition it sounds like you know back when i used to collect baseball cards man when i was in like third grade baseball cards were so huge for like just a couple of school years everybody was bringing up baseball cards and trading them this is pre-pokemon and uh you know if you had a mint condition ken griffey jr you were off to the races boy mint condition anything that you can collect it’s mean it’s pristine right so it seems like this makes this would make your bedroom or your bathroom pristine am i right yes it’s a good color it makes everything brighten stuff up and you can use a lot of different colors on your bed spreads and different things to go with it so it’s a good color to use it’s color it’s color compatible you can coordinate yep what do you think about the irony of talking about paint color on a audio only podcast really you just do the best you can to try to describe it and let people they can go on their phone look it up and see what what the color really looks like likes or go by the sharon williams store well order mcniel paint store if they’re in sanford or the mcneill paint store they got it too yeah it’s a testimony to how good you are at your job see you’re enticing people to get paint and they can’t even see it dad that’s the power that you have over people yeah i still have my baseball cards by the way i still got my ken griffey jr mint condition you might not want to be telling everybody you got a ken griffey they people might be after you to buy i’m hoping to sell it i think it might be 35 40 i don’t know probably less than that now oh okay all right you’re not a collector that’s something different about us i think i got that from my mom yeah as good as you used to love them lego things and keep them where you had them and them on anybody in your room messing with them either before you’d put them together don’t touch my stuff do not touch my stuff yeah i was a big collector all right well mint condition put it in your bathroom put it in your bedroom it’s very soothing that’s my contribution i’m doing a little jingle for you sounded good that’ll help them remember mint conditions before we end today’s episode i got a question oh do you ever feel like the world went a little wonky yep definitely i’m talking about cockroach infestations bowling balls of fire aliens abducting puppies okay and all the sideways stuff well link did and he made a little game out of putting a positive spin on exactly how weird things get link and mythical have been working with their friends at spin master to create their own mythic-fied card game in the game we’re still good yeah you win by playing the best missing words to ridiculous disaster and finding the most positive spin on the terrible situation grab your friends because this is a great party game from with a group that’s right we’re still good is available now on amazon pretty cool isn’t it that thanks for promoting my new game we’re still good yeah me and right developed a game you can play with your friends it’s kind of like cars against humanity but uh but it’s different there’s definitely different layers to it so uh it’s a lot of fun i might have to tell nancy about it and she might want to get there because we like to we we might try that and see what’s going on with it and see how much fun we can have with it we’re still good it’s fun to say we’re still good that’s right we’re still good you say it a little bit different than me i like that we’re still good that’s how you say it and i say we’re still good we’re still good that’s right we are we’re still good okay if you uh got a joke or a question or comment you’d like to share with me email me at ratherbeastshaggin 53aol.com yep keep the emails pouring in just keep listening at dispatches from myrtle beach and we’ll see you next week and me and link will see if what we can’t swing into your direction oh yeah i like how it the swinging is a little bit different every time this time it’s gonna be in your direction i’ll be seeing you next week and see see what we can swing into so you you take care of yourself all right you too no streaking okay no that ain’t gonna happen no more too old for that all right love you love you