Welcome to Ear Biscuits, the podcast where two lifelong friends talk about life for a long time. I’m Link. And I’m Rhett. This week at the round table of Dim Lighting, we’re gonna talk about some close calls. I had a very close call, my friend, and we’ve had close calls. Well, I saw that your car is injured. We talking about a close call with a big car wreck. Yeah, I’m okay. Thanks for asking. I was in a wreck. Okay. I was an automobile accident. Crap. Okay. Alright. We’re gonna leave him in suspense a little bit on that? I like that shirt by the way. Thank you. You want it? Do you make it? Yep. That suits you. I crochet it. That’s nice. Okay, well- I don’t wanna leave him in suspense unless you got something else. Oh, I got something. Oh, okay. I got a little something for you. Oh yeah, go ahead. Let’s leave him in suspense a little bit on the Fam Group chat. That’s me with my family. Yep, easily confused with other families. What is yours called? Sean and Barbara’s People. Oh yeah. Okay. Mine’s FAM, all caps. Okay. I don’t know who did that. I think it was Lincoln got a picture, Lincoln just puts a picture in the group chat and it’s of a lobster. And I was like, “Dang, son, you’re out there at college eating fancy lobsters.” And then he puts another picture right after. And I thought like a lobster that you eat, like look, so he sends this picture of a lobster, it’s like splayed out on a black table. And then he sent this picture right there. And I was like, “Damn you ate every bit of that lobster.” Including the shell. And then I realized this was not a before and after of eating a lobster. This is like a dissection of a lobster. This is in a class. I guess it’s pretty obvious now that I realize that each part of the lobster was kind of pinned down to the table and splayed open. I don’t know. This is some new restaurant. And then the ne, yeah, here in LA this could totally work. And then in the next one, what is that? This is a lobster skeleton. What is it? No, that it’s like a- It’s a totally different thing. It’s a totally different animal. It’s like a locust. Why does the middle look the same? Go back to the middle of the lobster. Oh yeah. Just ’cause it’s splayed open. I think that’s what they’re doing. It’s some, I didn’t, it’s a big cricket. It’s a large, large bug, which is technically what a lobster is. Large bug. But I legitimately thought, oh, well you just ate all that lobster. But no, he had dissected two different things. And you know- So he is learning things. Lily’s response was what the frick and Lando was like, what is all of that blood like? Was like, basically, and then he is like juices. Yeah. So is there no cursing on the fam thread? I guess not. ‘Cause what the frick I mean, I, listen, I’ve, I’ve heard Lily talk before. Oh yeah. She came back home starting independent adulthood. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They all have. I mean, when you go back home, do you, do you let, do you let the s bombs fly or the f bombs? When I go back home where? Like when you go back to your hang out with your parents? No. So not even now as like a 46-year-old. Do you curse in front of your parents? I would, I don’t think I would say the F word. I’ve never said the F word in front of my family, but my mom does watch Yellowstone. She’s like, “I like everything about it. Except the cursing is hard to deal with. They say the F word so much.” But the, but my, I mean, listen, I, I’m not saying this is good, but my immediate family, me, me, my wife and my children, it’s like a family of sailors at this point. I like, I don’t know. It’s just like- All of you? Everybody. Yeah. We’re not like that. We’re a dirty talking bunch. It just happened. Like, I think what happened was is when Jesse finally decided that she was going to talk dirty, and I don’t mean talk dirty, I mean curse. Freely curse? Else is like to express themselves. Bang doors are swung open. And I try to, and I’ve, you know, I’ve talked about it on the show before. Like, I try to, like, I think cursing is very useful. I think if you do it too much, it becomes less useful. So I can’t say that. I mean, it’s not crazy, but I’m saying if I could see myself in the past and I heard my family talking, I would be like, “What happened? Where did we go wrong? We’ve completely failed.” Yeah. This worldly bunch. I think you have. Yeah. I have. I mean, we’re still holding onto some semblance of values in our home. No, I mean, I will say, I mean, if something really astonishes me, I’ll say, “Damn.” And then if I have to pick up a dog dookie, I’ll say that it’s shit. But not much more than that. That’s good. Not much more. If I get really angry, I might go all the way to make an F exhibit. Oh, but you, I mean, but you will say the F word in front of me. Yeah. Huh. Yeah. What if it’s just you? I’m trying to- What if it’s just you and your wife? I’m trying to give you an edge. What if just you and your wife, though? I have to be really angry. But I mean, but it’s, but she’s also, when she gets angry- But there’s a difference between just you and your wife and then you and the broader family. It’s not like, just like shooting the breeze. Like I know that my older kids, I, you know, I’ve overheard them shooting the breeze. Oh. Have you ever like, walked up on your kids and they didn’t know that you were there and they were like talking to their friends? Yeah. I mean, when I talk shooting the breeze, I’m talking like… That kind of shooting the breeze. Yeah. I mean, And I letting, just letting No, and I’ve had conversation like, “Listen, I know this is how y’all talk. I know this is how your generation’s taught. But guys, like, there’s other ways to describe things.” So I’m actually blaming my children. That’s what happened. That’s why we talk so bad in our home. I think Lily’s done a good thing. Like no, when you talk the way that you talk, just bring it back home. I don’t like the idea- Of shaping their behavior. Of my kids coming back home and then being the person that they used to be. As if we expect them to still be those people. So if you’re gonna, however you talk, just talk that way. I don’t care. I don’t care. And it’s, there’s a little bit of maybe getting over it. The balancing part is like some respect for, for like the conversation climate in the home. And also knowing that there are environments in which you need to be able to enter into environments where there is no cursing. You need to be able to turn that on and off. And some people lose the ability to do that. Like if you’re a guest on Sesame Street. Yeah, yeah. You can’t be. Which we’re still hoping for. Cursing on Sesame Street. I mean, I’m just holding on to that. Yeah. We’ve had Cookie Monster on our show, but we haven’t been on his yet. Not been on there yet. I will say one of the things, and I don’t typically do this anyway, just because I was trained so hardcore to not use the Lord’s name in vain. So even like saying, oh my, I’ll say like, God, or oh my God, now, like, but back in the day, it was always, gosh, I don’t really say like Jesus Christ in exclamation. I don’t say JC. I will say God damn if I’m really, something’s really amazing or upsetting. But I will say if I’m really excited, if it’s after midnight. After midnight? I’m like, I think if you were to plot the times where I might have God. Said that, I ain’t gonna say I ain’t gonna, I can’t say it right now. Oh. ‘Cause, well, what if somebody’s listening after midnight? But if it’s after midnight, maybe I’m in a, maybe I’m in a loose mode and I’m real just frivolous with it. By yourself? No, just like if I’m at a, you know, if I’m at a soiree, a get together a little function. After hours, early morning hours, soiree, you might use the Lord’s name in vain. Yeah. But I think this is something that if you were raised in a similar situation to us, you can relate to this. But there is this like almost, and I’ve actually, now I don’t have the sensitivity, but for most of my life, the sensitivity to hearing someone like liter, if somebody said gd, somebody said God damn in a movie. It was like, in fact, to this day, I still know people who like the F word, they’ll let it fly. But if somebody does that, it’s like we have to turn that off. You know? It’s so offensive. It’s jarring. So one of the things that we’ve talked about with our kids is like, “Hey listen, like, you know, when you’re around your grandparents don’t, you know, don’t just don’t do that. Just out of respect. Like they don’t wanna hear that.” Right. So don’t like It accomplishes nothing. “Don’t use God’s name or Jesus name in as an exclamation, as a curse. Okay. Because it’s just, even though we don’t really think there’s anything wrong with it, you know it’s offensive to them and you can respect them and not do it.” And they have no problem doing that. But like, you kind of forget like, oh yeah, that’s like the worst thing that you can say. Also, don’t dissect lobsters and send it to me under the guise of a meal. I’m offended The most, the thing I was most concerned about was the fact that he had eaten the shell. ‘Cause you, did you think that he had eaten it at first? I was like, Hey, he ate the shell. I thought he had done a joke on you. I ate the shell. I ate the shell dad. No, I’m just dissecting. I mean, that’s a visceral little thing that he sent our way. I’m glad that, I’m glad that he’s learning. I guess that’s what happens when you’re studying psychology. That seems like it was probably a biology class. I know. Maybe general ed. He’s a freshman. He’s a freshman. You know what? I’m very excited to tell you this. 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And then it was days later yesterday when I parked in the parking lot, I got out of the car. You might have pointed it out or maybe I just saw it. I was like, oh crap. So it’s like the back left of your car. The quarter panel of the car. The back left quarter panel. And the bumper too. Was totally bludgeoned. It was hit pretty hard. Okay, so I’ll tell you what I was doing. I was driving, my wife was in the passenger seat. My son and his friend were in the back full car. Oh, that’s, that’s rare. It’s rare. And man, you got three other lives in your hand, dude. And I was, and I was merging onto the freeway in a place where I was already on the freeway, but you’re merging onto another freeway and there’s like a lot of people kind of coming together and it was on Saturday, but LA traffic on Saturday contend to be pretty bad. So it was pretty congested. And I am merging and I’m not just like merging from an exit lane. I’m coming off out of like two lanes that are going into six lanes. How fast? I mean by the time that this happened, I had to be going 45, 50. You know, I’m getting up to speed and there’s cars all around me though, and I’m merging. And then all of a sudden out of the corner of my eye, and I think actually in my rear view mirror is where I saw it first. I see a car that is completely sideways, so- Completely sideways behind you. You look and you think that you would think that this car should be going the same direction as you. Yeah. But the car is kind of going the same direction, but also coming at me sideways and I’m like, “What the hell?” And then I start swerving to the right. Like I, it is kind of a split second decision. I’m like, I’m not gonna like completely swerve to the right, because I just merged and there’s probably somebody over there, but I kind of like move over a little bit. But it happened so fast. And then this car that’s coming sideways at the back of my car, I was like, “Is it gonna miss me? Is it gonna miss me?” And then boom, it just hits me right on the back of the left. Now. Not at the tire behind the tire. It actually made a little contact with the tire. I’ve looked at the rim and saw that like, oh yeah, it actually hit the tire too. It was part of that car hit the tire too. Now somehow I didn’t like even, I didn’t even really have to do any like, corrective driving. It wasn’t like it knocked me sideways like it had happened to the person behind me. What? It just kind of hit me and I was like, I’m still going and I think we’re okay. I don’t feel like I got a flat tire. I need to get over to the side. And then it- Was there a sound, like a loud crunch, right? Oh yeah. It was a crunch and I was like, oh yeah, the I’m damaged. You know these cars when they, you know how a wreck sounds with these modern- They’re absorptive. Yeah. It’s like plastic crunching is what it, is What it sounds like,. Like a plastic bottle under a boot. So what I think happened was, is that somebody behind me was going along and then somebody behind, like directly behind me must have merged really aggressively while this person was trying to get off of the exit that was going. It’s one of those places like you’re merging, but some people are trying to leave the highway. So there’s a lot of cross traffic and somebody clipped somebody like this, boom. And then I’m up here. And then they just come into me on the back. So somebody sideswiped this person that then went- Then sideswiped me. Came into you. Okay. But didn’t hit me hard enough to do anything other than damage. So there was no place to stop on the side of the road because it was one of those places where there’s no shoulder at all. And so I was like, okay, well I’m gonna get off of the highway, I’m gonna exit, I’m gonna park and make sure my car is okay to drive, look at it real quick. And then I’m gonna go back a couple exits, get back on the freeway and try to find where these people are stopped so I can stop and be like, “Hey, let’s exchange information.” I don’t know whose fault it was between y’all two, but when you figure it out, it, you’re responsible for my car because I’m just a dude driving. Yeah. And so the person that hit you, did you then see them in the rear view mirror continue to go in that same trajectory to the side of the road? I didn’t see. So you didn’t see. I don’t think that they did though. I think they hit me and kind of stopped. Right there. Okay. Now the other thing, because I am driving a Tesla and there is a, you get cameras on the car and it records everything. That’s right. Now I have a external drive hooked up to my car and I haven’t, you know, this is one of those things that like when you get the car, you like look at it all the time and you like, you think about this feature that you have and like you’re like, “Oh, lemme see what I recorded to, you know, you like- Yeah, ’cause I remember you told the story of coming back to the car and there was a guy- Saw a man’s penis. Peeing on your car and his penis was- He wasn’t peeing on my car. He was next to my car. But there was a point blank shot of. His penis was 12 inches from my camera. Now it wasn’t 12 inches, but it was 12 inches from my car. Camera. And you washed it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did. Me and the boys washed it. It was an old man on a bike and I was like this. And I found it and then I was like, I’m gonna make them watch this and they’re gonna get the biggest kick out of it. And they went, That’s hilarious. I was like, look what I, look what dad found on the cam. You got, “Boy sit down. I gotta teach you a lesson.” And- Watch this. It’s going to tell you everything you need to know. They laughed so hard of that. So that’s still on the drive. I can break that out for you if you want. No, thank you. Definitely saved that one. But I- I didn’t can see everything that happened when it’s red. But I didn’t really understand how it worked. And I regret this because what you have to do is you have to, now, if you beep the horn or honk the horn, whatever your preferred term is, it will go back and keep the previous minute or so. Or if you reach down and hit the record button on the app on the interface, it’ll do the same thing. I didn’t really know that’s how it worked. So what, what happened was, okay is I, once I pulled over, I hit record and I was like, okay, I don’t know how much, I don’t know if that’s gonna get. All the way back to the wreck. And then it took me like two days, like the drive was messed up and I couldn’t review any of the footage on, it’s like the old, the drive is screwed up. I got the drive hooked up to my computer. It took me forever to actually get it to be seen by the computer. And then I, long story short, I didn’t record the wreck. Oh. So I don’t have any evidence that of whose fault it was and other license plates or whatever. So I think, I don’t know. So hold on. So when you went back? They were gone. They were gone. There was no, what? You know how it works in California though, right? So if you get, if you get into an accident in California on the freeway and your car is still drivable, you’re supposed to drive to a place where you don’t block traffic. That’s the law. The law is if you can drive, get off of the road. We got a lot of people who need to be on the road. Yeah. And so I think what happened was is the wreck wasn’t serious enough where they actually needed to stop for an extended period of time. So I guess no one else got hit that person going across the road, the people behind you. They hit me and then everybody else stopped. It didn’t create a pile up. So I think they got like approximately the same amount of damage on their front end as I got on my back end. And maybe there was a little damage from the clipping. And who knows, they may have done, you know how it is, a lot of accidents in LA are hit and runs, like you get hit and then people are just like, I don’t wanna deal with this. And they drive off. Yeah. In fact, most people that I know who have been in an accident in LA it was a hit and run. It’s very instinctive to do that. Yeah. You’re like, oh, okay. I gotta get outta here. I did a bad thing. I’m in the process of working through that with insurance. But it’s also the kind of thing where- My car is fine, it’s just messed up looking. And then you ask yourself the question, Do I leave it? Yes. You leave it. Until it’s really convenient. Hold on. You, you think I do leave it? Yeah. Yes. Really? Why? What did they give you another car? I guess they’d give you another car. I don’t know how long it was gonna say- You have to pay for it or do an insurance claim. Yeah. I don’t know because I’ve definitely had cars that were, I wouldn’t, if it was pretty wrecked. I wouldn’t worry about it. I mean, it doesn’t look that bad. And also having a little bit of like, and it’s not really a little bit, it’s pretty substantial. Having your car kind of messed up makes you feel like you can just keep messing your car up and you don’t think about it. Yeah. Well and do you want that? I don’t know because it feels like I’m at the life cycle of this car where it’s time. Well, I mean it- If you start wrecking it a little bit more. If that’s the case, I think you need to fix it. Treat it like a bumper car. I think you need to fix it ’cause at some point you’re gonna want to get, sell it, trade it in, And then you’re like, yeah. And you will fix it right before you Do that. It’s a little rough around the edges. So why not? Why if you’re gonna fix it before you trade it in, fix it now so you can enjoy it in a way that doesn’t incentivize you to make it a bumper car. Well, we’ve always done that with our cars, but I’ve never, but I’ve never let something this severe. Oh, you usually let fender benders just stay bent. Yeah. You know, Lincoln’s car has a big dent in it. We haven’t fixed that. My wife is a wonderful woman. She’s actually never been in any, well she’s never hurt anyone in a wreck. She’s had some accidents. But you drive around. But the little things like, “Oh, I hit my bumper on something and it’s messed up a little bit and there’s a scratch.” We’ve always just left those. Why, you know, why deal with that? Well, when I backed out of the movies in Christie’s, it was a minivan at the time, you know, I bust, I like- They changed into something else. Busted the whole door in and she was outta town and I got that thing fixed before she got back. ‘Cause I was like, there’s no way I’m gonna make her drive a car where you can’t open the door. Is that in North Carolina? It’s my fault. No, it was here. My mom ran, ran a minivan directly into a pole in the McDonald’s parking lot in Lillington. Remember that? And she was, wasn’t she stuck on it? She, I mean, it was a family joke for a long time. Like my dad would just talk about how, how did she work up this much speed in a drive through, you know? Or like, you know it ’cause it was a Plymouth Voyager. Remember those? And it was white with a wood panel, wood, fake wood panel stripe around it. It was a beautiful van. But she got hung. She hit it so hard. She got hung up on the bollard. It totaled to come with the van. Like we did not drive the van again. That’s wild. I mean, Lily’s li we, you know, I drove the, we both drove that Scion, the refrigerator car. It was a company car for a while. It was a company car. And then it became Lily’s car and she wrecked that thing. It got, she got hit in a quarter panel and it like, or the, and it got wrecked. And we, I don’t think we, did we ever fix it? I think I traded it into CarMax. It was pretty substantial And I never fixed it. ‘Cause I wanted her to have to drive it around that way. It might be more than what I had. Mine’s pretty scrapy. Yours was like somebody really caved this car in. Yeah. Hard. Yeah. And I was like, well, you know, she said it wasn’t her fault. I said it was, and then I said, we’re not fixing this, usually gonna drive it around this way. I think that’s good for a kid. I thought that was a good character building. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Kids should have beat up cars. And Lincoln parked his car in a place that then somebody backed into it and didn’t leave a note. You tell that is his fault as well? Apparently, because we haven’t fixed that either. You gotta watch where you parked. Four months. It’s just hard to fix a car. You know? That’s not the, that’s the second accident I’ve been in LA. I was also in the carpool lane. Okay. Before we get to the other accident, I just wanna camp out for one second on like how bad this could have been because this car that’s going sideways, I mean, if it would’ve hit squarely on the wheel or a little bit in front of it, like there was somebody in the seat behind you, would’ve hit the person behind you that Shepherd or Shepherd’s friend. Right? And then it would’ve smooshed in the, that side panel and activated a side airbag, this thing. So you would’ve had airbag deployment. They would’ve had to have been going faster than they were. Of course. Yeah. If it we, the dent that I saw in the back of the car, if that were the- If that was in the door… The door, I would’ve deployed, I believe. And at that point, I mean the airbag could hurt. Yeah. But you really gotta do something about that. If you have just a deploy. I mean, if you would’ve, if you would’ve controlled in a different way and it would’ve hit a little bit earlier, you could have then been fishtailing. You could have gone into a roll, you could have hit somebody else. This could have been an eight car pile up. I mean, am I overblowing this or- A little bit? But I mean, it could, things could always be worse. Things could have been a lot worse. You literally drove away. I could’ve been going a lot faster too. As did everybody. If I was at- 50 miles an hour seems like enough to like- Yeah, that’s like 80. Like, you know, everybody’s working up to 80 around here is what you’re really trying to get to. I know. And I mean, were you shaking up? Wait, was there like, were your hands tingling with adrenaline? It’s weird because Jesse was like, “Are you okay? I’m sorry.” Did anybody scream? No. No. No one said anything. I think I may have been like, “Oh shit.” And it was very much a okay. You didn’t the Lord’s name. It was very much a, this is an inconvenience. Like right from the beginning as it was about to happen, I was like, “Oh shit.” You know? Like it was- Even before it happened? Yeah. It wasn’t I’m about to die. What an annoyance. It’s like, oh no, I gotta deal with this. And then I was happy when I looked down. I was like, oh, my car’s still intact. I’m driving. And. Were you upset when you went back and nobody was there? I wasn’t upset ‘Cause you have to have that awkward, ‘Cause I was also thinking like, all right- Roadside altercation. What am I gonna run into? What am I gonna run up on? Am I gonna run up onto two people who are, they’re arguing and they’re like, “Oh, now the third guy is here.” “We didn’t even know we hit you, sir.” You know, they’re mad at each other. And I’m like, well, once you figure it out, let me know because whoever’s fault it is also for me. But you didn’t pull, you didn’t think to go to like another exit to see if they were there. You didn’t like track them down? It was, I don’t, it just was, there’s so many cars out there and so many different ways to go. I know. I just don’t, I don’t wanna be in that situation where I’m like, I mean you’re in like six or eight lanes of traffic and it’s backed up and backed up. And you finally get up there and there’s like somebody in a car and like, they can’t even get to the shoulder of the road. Who, like, that’s a bad feeling. Like I do not want to have that feeling. And I don’t know. I definitely don’t wanna be in an accident where I’m on the side of the road and there’s like, I don’t know why. ‘Cause I don’t drive. Like, bother me. The funny thing is, is that as I’ve established, I do, I have anxiety about things, but I don’t, but I have anxiety about things like my health, travel, but I don’t have, I’m not afraid of many things other than heights. I’m not afraid. I like, and so it wasn’t like, oh, I’m really shaken up and my, like, I would be interested to see, I probably could go back and look at the data, like how my heart rate was impacted. ‘Cause it didn’t strike me that. Well, if you were annoyed. Probably not that much. I don’t think I ever felt like I was actually in danger. If I had felt like I was in danger, I would’ve gotten upset. Sure. Hmm. What was it? So, well you, so pretty much unscathed. Are you gonna repair the car or not? I’m saying just wait, wait until next time you take a longer trip and then do it. Well I’m currently inquiring what the impact for on insurance would be, because actually just had, oh, you know what, maybe I’m in a bad way right now because I had my windshield busted and- That’s right. Just three weeks ago. How did that happen? Because it’s a, it wasn’t just like a little thing. No, no. This could have been. This was like a windshield spanning crack. Maybe I’m like in one of the, like the beginning of a final destination movie. Maybe I’m like, maybe the world’s coming after me because- Well, I’m not riding with you. I’m riding, I’m on the highway coming up to- Don’t come from me. I’m just a friend. I’m on the freeway coming into work and I’m just driving along, getting ready to take the exit. I’m a few exits away from the exit to come in here and I just sort of see this, I mean, it was so, it happened so fast. This metal thing that is as big as a phone. Wow. And I do not know. It could have like, it could have been a wrench. Like it’s very, it was very hard to tell what it was, but it had come off of a truck and it was spinning like a tomahawk coming at me. Right? And I just see it eye level and I’m driving right into it and I don’t even have time to like slam on the brakes or anything. And it just hits my windshield. In front of your eyes? So, no, it was eye level. And then it kind of dropped. Thank God it dropped and then it hit the part of the windshield that is on the very bottom, which is kind of like supported by, there’s more car underneath it. You know what I’m saying? Like your windshield goes down and is like- Down there where the wipers nestle? Attached to like there’s, it’s like a black backing. Okay. It hit that and busted all the way through the windshield and like was like, I can’t go through this anymore. There’s no more glass. And then bounced and then broke in the middle of the windshield and – Oh wait, it started rolling up the windshield. It rolled up the windshield like that fast. I was going 70. And it immediately cracked the windshield in a substantial way. It was like, okay, I can’t let this go. And I got that replaced. Did you pull over? No. Were you annoyed? Were you immediately annoyed? Exact same emotion. It was just like, “Oh shit” It’s just all about the inconvenience. That one sounds scary though. If it’s coming right at you. Well, I thought about it and I was like, “Man, that was a large piece of metal just flying through the air and just what if it had it gone right through the middle of the windshield and into me?” Hmm. Damn. It didn’t. I lived to tell the tail, but- it probably wouldn’t have. I got that replaced and insurance paid for that. And you know, I don’t wanna, you know, if you’re looking, I gotta say they’ve dropped the price of this Tesla to like $32,000, which is a, I think a pretty reasonable price for a new car. But replacing the windshield was like over $1,600 to replace the windshield. $1,600. Yeah. And insurance pay pay, you pay a deductible and whatever an insurance takes care of it. But like, but that’s not normal. Like if you just, if you, if you’re driving a Ford and you get your windshield busted, it’s gonna be a few hundred bucks. I think. I think there’s something, ’cause it’s so big or something. Probably a lot of places will come out. They’ll just replace a windshield wherever, it’s that rudimentary. We had to bring this one in. Well yeah. ’cause it’s a Tesla. But, and there’s usually like windshields are a different insurance coverage. Like it’s its own thing. ‘Cause it happens a lot. It’s his own thing. Yeah. Versus like what you gotta deal with. And that is a question that’s a real quick sort of test of your, there’s a lot of people who will let a crack go for a long time. I got a crack on the FJ. There’s a crack on that blue shield, been there for years. But it’s small. It’s a teeny. So what you, if you are thinking that you’re in a potential final destination scenario, you should definitely wait to repair the back panel because you know, you might die and you want to accumulate some more attempts on your life through your car so that you can replace, you can repair them all at once. That’s what you need to do. But I’ve done a lot of, I’ve done a lot See how many more times. I’ve done a lot of statistically dangerous things in the past. I was talking to Jesse about this when we were in Florida. And one of the things I forgot about was, and I said this on GMM and I think we put it into a more, but like, you know, I went on, I went a paragliding with Shepherd and hated it because I’m scared of heights. And it felt very much like a- Being pulled behind a boat in the air. I did it ’cause he wanted to do it. My dad swears by it. I can’t get over it feeling like I’m just being held up by these little things. And I don’t, and I’m big, I’m a big man. But then the thing that we did that we had to get insurance for, that everybody was, thought they had figured out. Maybe they did. I don’t know. We’ll figure out if they did or not. I’ve doing a lot of final destination things is what I’m saying. Yeah. But maybe it’s your car. That’s the car is cursed. Maybe the car is on final destination. Not you let somebody else drive the car. I should let somebody else drive it for a while. See if they get in any trouble. Let somebody borrow. Not me, but yeah. ‘Cause I know what you’re up to and I’m gonna say no. I’m not going to do that. Where would the car have caught a curse? Is that how curses work? You have to like be in the physical proximity. I believe it’s like a virus. I think somebody can curse people. There are directional curses. Here’s the thing, there’s so many people driving these model Ys. I guarantee you what happened was, is somebody in my neighborhood, this is what happened. There’s so many people with the same exact car down to the rims. Somebody cursed my car thinking it was somebody else’s car. So they mis Tesla me. A witch sent it in the wrong direction. It might not have been a witch, it could have been a warlock. You don’t know. Don’t. Okay. Don’t assume. Alright. What if. Somebody crash my car and now, Hmm. I think maybe if I just leave my car out and see what happens to it. I don’t necessarily think somebody has to drive it. ‘Cause if it’s on the road, just parked on the street, like what if you end up backing into my car? What if you end up clipping my car? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That would count. No, I might have a curse Tesla. You need to wait, just wait a little bit to get it repaired. Do you have to put that, do you have to disclose that when you sell the car? No. Is that a blue book thing? No. Cursed or not cursed? No. Definitely not. Flooded. Yes. Cursed. No. Not at all. My other accident in Los Angeles was of no consequence. But again, annoying as in that little sedan that I used to drive and I was in the carpool lane. Why was I in the carpool lane? I was by myself. Well that’s illegal. That’s that’s why, that’s why he got in an accident. No, no. I had somebody with me. It was me and I think it was me and Shep getting ready to go someplace. I’m not like, I don’t do that. I don’t drive in the car with lane unless I got somebody or I’m in an iv. Well, it’s like a $400 fine. Yeah. It’s also, it’s not about the fine. It’s about being a useful part of the system. Okay. I stopped, I saw I guy coming too fast. And you know how like you can tell that the guy’s about, he’s coming too fast. In your rear view mirror? And you’re like, let off the brake a little bit to try to like, but there’s somebody right in front of you and you’re like trying to slow down, get as close. You’re trying to like minimize the impact. That was happening. But he’s skid right into me and bam. And then I got out and I didn’t look mad. I can imagine that when I get out of a car people are like, “Oh gosh! It’s a tall one. You know. But I got out and I looked and his license plate thing with the little screws had like, like put two holes in my back bumper. That’s it. And I was like, all right man. Just,- He skidded and that’s all it did. ” Gimme your number man. I think I’m all right, but just gimme your number.” And then we just kind of went on our day. I like taking a picture of people’s license. You’ve done this. I’ve done that. What scenario? I don’t remember exactly. I just remember, I just have a memory of that. Maybe it’s just I have an intent to do that because now that I think about it, I don’t think I’ve ever done it, but I intend to do it. “Gimme your number and let me take a picture of your driver’s license.” That’s when he got by the nads, you know. Seems intrusive. Well, what if they’re, if if they’re, if they’re accepting responsibility for it, they should give you a picture of that. Yeah. ’cause then they, they’ll just screen your call. You know, they never call you back. Then it’s like, well I know who you, I know who you are. I know who you live. I could be you if I needed to be, you know what? I rear-ended somebody on Los Felix Boulevard, like first year living here. It was bumper to bumper traffic. Stop and go. Literally in your case. Yeah, I went when I should have stopped. It’s easy to get confused. Family was in the car, a little embarrassing. Had to get out and I was like, “Hey, I’ll just lemme know. I’ll pay it.” Just let me know, man. And I gave them a picture of my driver’s license. No, I don’t know. I might have, that might have been what I’m remembering. Maybe somebody took. Somebody did that to me. Somebody did it to me. But to make myself feel more powerful, now I’m intended to do it to other people. Yeah. That’s what’s going on in my brain. I’ve done it. I’ve had it done to me. I mean. Well, I mean all the accidents. Of course there’s the, like the most famous accident that we got into when and when we were in high school. You know, we’ve told that one before. That’s like the egging houses, you know, eight people in the back of my pickup truck. Three people in the front. That classic story. Yeah. Told in detail on like good morning Chia. Good morning Chia Lincoln. Yeah. It’s like our dumb near death experience. A near death car accident. That was a defining moment, a defining moment for us. But I also have the one where I was in my truck in college, same truck. And I was tr I was behind the bus. A bus was pulling out, turning right. And I thought it was gonna come into my lane. And so I got over more on the shoulder and there was like a curb there. And so I got over too far and my wheel hit the curb. And then, ’cause that truck didn’t have power steering, like the whole, the whole steering wheel just like went over to the right and here I am going straight. And then I ran dead on center into a tree. That tree saved saved you. ‘Cause it was a big hill. I would’ve just gone out, down into the hill. And then I called a wrecker and they pulled me off of the tree and I cranked up the truck and I just drove away. And then we got, we got it fixed later. But it turns out that the, the radiator was leaking after that. Yeah. I would say that would be a common assault. And then the engine overheated when I let my friend Eric and his dad borrow the truck after that. You gave him a cursed truck. And then yeah, it did. And then it exploded, not exploded. It overheated and no, that wasn’t the end of the truck we got. Oh yeah. You kept driving it. My mom got Eric’s dad to pay to fix the truck because slick. Because it was, it was, they had it when it, when it, Yeah, I say exploded, Hey listen man, if we’re playing catchphrase and I hand you the machine right before it goes off. Who loses? You. But we, I don’t think we knew. We did, we didn’t make the connection at the time for some reason. My mom certainly didn’t, she’s not that type of person, but- She was like, they didn’t drive it right. And you know, when I went and saw Eric, when I went snowboarding… You told them this. Well it just came up in conversation. Like, you know, “It was such a strange thing like your mom made my dad pay for the truck. But it was obviously not his fault.” It was like, “Yeah, that did happen, didn’t it?” We just laughed about it. It was just one of those awkward things. They probably talked about it for years. Yeah. That time we borrowed somebody’s truck and it malfunctioned and they blame blamed us? Yeah. They had to like shave. You have to shave the head or something. I don’t know. Shave the gasket. I don’t know exactly. I don’t know anything about cars except that if you hit a tree with them, it’s not good for the car. Had that accident. So two of your major accidents were just you running into something? Yep. Running into that ditch with all the people. A tree running into the tree. I mean, I also ran into the, where we would take, we would treat my, you’re talk about treating your car like a damn bumper car. We treated my truck like a Baja off road truck. It was just this like four cylinder, two wheel drive pickup. But we would take it and just go off in all these like careening on all these dirt roads. We did that in the Dynasty too. We did it in your like Dodge Sedan. My main solo wreck, if you want to call it a wreck, was probably weeks after I got my license. Right. And we were on that, The cutoff on Johnson Farm. We were cut off. Yeah. And I took that and I didn’t know how to drive, you know, and so I didn’t understand about like, correcting for your turn, like turning back into your turn. So took that hard, left on a gravel dirt road on a gravel, dirt, dirt road. And it just basically spun out. And because the car started going sideways, the tire popped and rolled up under the car basically is how that tire went flat. So that it went down to just the rim. Yes. And is that when we went to Mr. Mr. McLean’s house? We walked across a couple fields- You know, everybody. So we went to our eighth grade. We didn’t have a phone. Our eighth grade and English teacher’s husband’s house. Well, her house too. Yeah. But he was the one that we knew we needed to talk to to get him to help us. Yeah. Mr. McLaren said, “All right boys.” And we went out there. And I was like, I just want to, basically, it was unspoken, but the idea was, we gotta get this tire off of the car, put the spare on and I gotta get this fixed and never talk to my dad about it. Right. Of course. The problem was he took the tire iron out and started trying to remove the rim from the axle and it, he couldn’t get the lug nuts. He strip, he stripped it. And so then you start stripping the lug nut and then it’s per, it’s like permanently on there until you’ve d, until you like go to a shop to like have a- Has a special machine to get stripped lug nuts off. So I think we ended up getting towed. Yeah. I didn’t call my dad. I was like, dad- Mr. Mr. McLean has totally screwed up my- And I think I obviously I mischaracterized it to my dad. I was like, yeah. I was probably going faster than I needed to, but, you know, got a flat tire- Flat tire, what can you do? Was spun me out, you know, but not, I was careening around this dirt road in a Dodge Dynasty, which just, you know, the peak of luxury. It was a nice car. Supple, supple, little velvety seat. Great backseat. Great backseat. On that same cutoff in the Nissan pickup. We were going around and then we, I we’re doing the same thing. A big like big turn and we’re like cutting it too close to the ditch and then it just skids and we foop we go into the ditch on the, the driver’s side goes down and the passenger side where you are lifted up- And it fell on top of you. Yeah. Because it was, it was, we were almost vertical in the ditch. It was such a deep ditch. And then the other side of the ditch was so tall that it went up above the truck. And so to get out, we both had to open your door and crawl out. But not after that way. But the thing is, is the funny part was I’m sitting next to you and of course we don’t have our seat belts on, and so I just slid and we’re just sitting there together in the driver’s seat. Yeah. And we didn’t hit the ditch. On our sides. We didn’t actually hit anything. We just kind of bottomed out and turned sideways and there was no driving outta that. I mean, it was like, how did we get outta that? I called my, well we drove somewhere. When it drove, we walked somewhere probably back to Mr. McLean. I, oh no, no. We walked to Joe Gardner’s house. Yes we did. Because he lived on the corner in that house. Yep. And we called, we used the phone and we called my Papa Clyde, my mom’s dad. And he was not happy. He came out there. So how do you get a, how do you get a truck into a ditch like this? Yeah. It’s harder to explain away than a flat tire. Yeah. And so he called Cheryl’s wrecker service Who he also knew and went to high school with. Yep. And then he came out there and pulled me out of the ditch and there was no damage to the truck. It was just an incapacitate, it was just a difficult lie for the truck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like in golfing terms. Right. We had to just get out. So that one, yeah, I got towed off and then I just drove away. So when- You’ve done that twice, I’ve been towed off of a obstacle and driven away. That was high school. Yeah. So then in college when I hit the tree and the tow truck pulled me back and I cranked it up over, I was like, well, I’ll just drive away again. That’s just what you do. If you can drive away, you drive away. You drive away. Man. It’s amazing. It really puts things into perspective when I think about like my kids doing dangerous stuff. Which, you know, both of my boys have a tendency to do things that I think in comparison to their peers, or at least what I know of kids their age, they tend to be pretty, they’ll go places, climb on things and you know, Shepherd’s always on the one wheel. They do dangerous things and they do get hurt. But that you know of. They probably do stuff you don’t know. But I don’t know man. It’s just like compared to the dumb stuff that we were doing. I know. we’ve avoided injury. I mean we, I, well we never did donuts though. I’ll say that. It was always just like dirt roads and skidding. Because I felt the donuts felt irresponsible. Well that’s property damage. Well you know the story. I’ve told this story before. My truck wouldn’t do a donut. I don’t think. You remember what my, what Cole did. Yeah. It’s been so long. I’d love to hear it again. This is so great. So the first car that my brother had. I mean this is a good morning Shield Lincoln story too, but I’d love to hear it again. And who knows if I’ll tell it the same way, but I’ll tell it as it sits in my brain right now. Right. The old mobile Omega, which we had bought from our neighbors three, three houses down. It’s a ugly car. It was like the most generic brown Sedan you could imagine. I think it was a beautiful car the more I think about it. Have you looked at a picture of it? If you bring it up you’ll be like, yes, that is actually a beautiful car. ‘Cause it’s boxy. There’s like a retro nest to it now. Was it four door? I don’t think it was. I think it was just two door. It was a two door. It was small. And you know, there’s a whole different story of like what I ended up doing to it when I ended up getting it. But my brother had it and he was, you know, a typical 16, 17-year-old. So what Cole would do when he would come home, you know we lived on that little dead end road. There’s not a whole lot of road there. And back in the day there was this gravel that had kind of like spilled out from the field that was across the street from our house. And so like there was this one third of the road on the turn was just gravel for some reason. ‘Cause all this stuff had kind of spilled out into the road. It was that way for years until they completely blacktop the whole road. And so if you weren’t careful, you would lose traction on this part of the road. Now you’re usually going like 25 miles per hour, so it doesn’t matter. But the way it works is you come around the curve and then you can see our house. Or at least you can see where the basketball goal is. Like in the, because we put the basketball goal in the street. Of course. Right? Because it’s dead end. ‘Cause how many yards of a kind of a straightaway are we talking about? Once you turn, there’s one, two, three, four, five, six houses all on the left side of the road. Now there’s houses on the right side of the road. Good gosh. At the time there wasn’t. So Cole comes around the turn and he’s going pretty fast just because that’s how you drive when you’re that age. Were you in the car? No. This is the whole point of the story is the fact that I’m shooting basketball, I’m in the street shooting baskets. And he sees me and immediately thinks, well I’m gonna do something impressive. You know, my little brother is out, is sitting there and so I’m gonna just do a dumb older brother thing and I’m gonna just like take this turn like a demon. And so I hear him and the thing was so loud, like the car was so loud, like it was just, something was wrong with the car. But he gave it all, he could give it and came into that turn and completely loses control. Spins around, goes up into the field like dirt’s going everywhere. And then like and I’m watching and the car, like he goes sideways and the car like catches on two wheels and like goes up into the air. And then like pops back down, you know, like he was like, this is gonna roll. But no, he is not going quite fast enough. And then just like boom. And then I’m just like looking at him and so like standing there with a basketball, just like looking at him and I’m like a 100 yards still a 100 yards away and he just kind of like, just slowly drives back onto the road and just drives right past me. Parks in the driveway and just looks at me and goes inside. He almost rolled it. We never talked about it with our parents. I mean I think we talked about it later, but we definitely, I wasn’t, I’m not gonna tell. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Brother code. Mom and dad this. Yeah. Yeah. I mean they might see the skid marks and like the displaced soil. It could have been anybody. It could have been anybody. Oh my God. I mean when you, just go ahead and tell the other Omega story too. Two for one here. I feel bad about this because I think about this from the perspective of a parent now, you know. You were 16, it was given to you as your first car. It was handed down to me. It was my fir first car. It’s the car that I picked you up in on October 11th, 1993 probably. Yeah. 94, I don’t know. Yeah, the moment you turned 16. By that point, the car, you know, obviously my brother had not treated it well as we have established and there was just something, I don’t know any- Doesn’t that Omega mean ending? Yeah, right. I don’t know anything about cars, but I do know that I don’t think it was ever supposed to be as loud as it was. And I also think that it was supposed to be able to go faster than like 48 miles per hour. But I was just kind of like, this car sucks. You know, my dad’s got that. He’s got a Dynasty, he’s got two dynasties. You know, and he is gonna, he’ll get another something. Like he needs to hand me down one of these older cars. Like I can’t be going into my, the rest of my high school with this car he paid, he bought it for, I think he bought it for $1,100. I think. Hold on. Is this is not the passing story. Well no, I’m talking about the- Tell both of them. Okay. The passing story is gonna be hard for me to remember the details, but- It’s good for you brain. So we went to school in the middle of nowhere and every road that led to the high school was a two-lane farm road. And- I remember the road you’re on. It wasn’t that one, it was coming from Coats. They road in between Coats and Buies Creek. Oh yeah, yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was coming from Coats. And there was a big dip. There was a big, there was a big dip down a hill and then you had to go up the other hill to go into Buies Creek. ‘Cause I was in the car with you. Alright, well I think you need to tell the story because I don’t remember the type of car that I was trying to pass. I don’t remember the type of car. But if you were gonna pass a car in the Omega, You needed some gravity help. You needed, yeah, you needed everything you could get. So it’s like you’re behind this car coming outta Coats and you’re just waiting, you know, it’s like, where’s my moment to get? I remember now. To get past this car. And I got to the place with the hill and I pulled out and I floored it. And that car, it just, just like, like you go the, the I’m red, I’m redlining RPMs, right? And I’m in the passenger seat. And they’re like, “We’re doing it, we’re doing it, we’re doing it.” I look over to my right and there’s the person that we’re passing. The person just looking at us, we are even in a deadlock. So I’m like, all right, I give, I give it more, more than I already have. You let off and get, it’s like you do that thing with you, let off and give it again. We look over and the person is still there. Just looking at us like just driving. He wasn’t racing us. They’re not speeding up. No, he was just doing what he was doing. It wasn’t the kind of situation where the person is trying to keep you from passing. No, it was an innocent. It was the car I was in was keeping me from passing. And by this point it’s like third attempt. Now you, you’re bottoming out at the hill. Yeah. And so I kind of just- You’re in the holler. I gave it one last go. There’s still even. Look over there he is. And so I just sort of shamefully let off and get behind him again. It’s like you need to just get behind and then you gotta go all the way to Buies Creek behind this person. That story is actually probably the reason that I ended up doing what I did to the Omega, which is, I was like, this thing really makes a lot of noise but it really doesn’t ever translate into actual speed or power. And I was still flooring it quite a bit and I just noticed it was getting worse and worse and worse. And for some it’s one of those things you’re 16, you don’t just tell your dad what’s going on. I don’t know why. I mean like, dad, like something’s wrong with the car. You just thought he was said well just drive slower. Yeah, I just, I guess I anticipated that he wasn’t gonna do anything about it, so I decided to take matters into my own hands. And on the way home one day I was like, today is the day that I kill the Omega with the power of my own foot. It’s a not really a smart thing to do. Yeah, I mean it was probably dangerous because for the like nine minute trip back home, which was about 11 minutes for me typically in this car. From high school? Yeah. I just floored it the whole time and that incredible, like I was redlining the entire way back home until I got to our street. You just hated it. Yeah, I got to our street and it was just like, it was making all kinds of new noises and it kind of, I don’t remember exactly how it died. If it died like as I rolled and I got home, I got home and parked it and that was when I went inside and was like, “Dad, I think something’s wrong with the Omega.” It’s probably what Cole did years ago that I never told you about. Lemme tell you that story. And we got rid of it and I did, I inherited the Dynasty. I feel bad about it because it’s the idea of just like that you would take this thing that your parents gave you and just, you know, well ruin it. My kids did that to me. It wasn’t an $1,100 car that had been passed down. It was old, it was a 1981. Yeah, it was kind of like if your dad wore a shirt, gave it to your brother and then your brother gave it to you and then it just said, instead of taking it off over your head, you just ripped it off like the Hulk stir. Yeah. You know, it’s like, it’s kind of like, alright, it’s had its moments. But it’s funny how little, like, I think about, I’m sure that me telling that story on Good Morning Chia Lincoln, which was now 13 years ago, having not revisited that story in 13 years. 13 years ago, having not revisited that story in 13 years. You see how little of it that I can remember. I just haven’t access it- Go back and watch it. But that’s the beauty of having told the story on the internet. told the story on the internet. That’s the beautiful thing that we have. Oh man, that was, that was a wild ride. All right, I have a, I have a recommendation for an Instagram account to follow. I’ve shown you this account. I just, I just love it. You know, there’s all these people doing all types of like AI animations and they’re all like tripping weird. But my favorite is a stream called Getty Ruxpin. It’s a reference I guess to like the talking stuff. Bear Teddy Ruxpin, Getty Ruxpin. I don’t know what else Getty would be associated with. There’s music on a lot of these videos, but I like it better without the music. It’s very surreal. A lot of it is like 50s sci-fi scenes created by AI and it’s just super strange and the way that like a lot of mascots, it’s like warning, it’s very, very, very creepy. But like it’s all these like, like kids, kids mascots that just look totally effed up and a lot of things will like, they’ll morph over time. Like you’ll have this like amazing looking weird clown woman that becomes a clown mannequin or something. Yeah. And like it behaves in this weird AI kind of way. It’s just– What are they using to make it do you think? Oh I don’t know. But I love it. I just love how this stuff just moves around on the screen and like there’s real people interacting with like strange. I don’t know, it’s, you just gotta get freaked out by it. Getty Ruxpin. You’re welcome. Drive safe y’all. Yeah. And call us, let us know what you think or what you wanna share or what you wanna correct or whatever. 1-888 Ear Pod1. We’ll talk at you next week. Rhett and Link. I agree with you Rhett. I was drinking too many regular sodas. I switched to diet and then I got tired of the caffeine. But funny enough down here, if you become a Florida man like me at your local Publix, you can find Diet Dr. Pepper, caffeine free. I can pop open one at nine in the evening and feel no shame. My life has never been the same. Have a good one, guys. Cheers to you.